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toynoise (1) 02-14-10  04:55pm
No Badges TRUST USER?   YES (12), NO (0)
Status: Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros: 1. Subscribing is better than being murdered. That's about it.
Cons: 1. Astonishingly clumsy websites - terrible design with dreadful coding.
2. NO DOWNLOADING of movie files (in my browser at least) - the movies are either locked or improperly coded. All download links are broken.
3. The only movie options are downloading directly in the browser - no progress feedback, no navigation of download start point.
4. Want to see *slow*? Try using a site which can take about 10 seconds to *download it's own security GIF* on the log-in page...
5. No direct access to the 30 sites - they don't recognise you. You need to go in through the main portal (more of a pot-hole, really).


6. As reported here -


It seems that users are periodically denied access. I've been locked out for the last hour.

Up yer bum, Paul Lisinski. The best I can wish you is leprosy.
Bottom Line: Why is this site even supported by review sites? There have been no updates for months, not a peep from 'support', no basic functionality...

You'd be getting a better deal if you gave your bank details to one of those 'Dear Sir, I require your urgent assistance' emails.

*Here is a quicker and easier way to duplicate J-OP's user experience* - Using crayons, draw the individual frames of a scene. Cut them out to form a flick-book. Repeatedly prevent yourself from making progress by giving the scissors to your dog to hide somewhere. Flick through your little book, but stop every 20 pages and wait for a few minutes. Finally, burn £40.

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Drooler (220) A brief but enjoyable review. Have seen enough sites with lousy webmastering to know that they might just beat being murdered, but they're in a dead heat with myocardial infarctions.
02-14-10  05:30pm

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RagingBuddhist (65) These are the kind of sites where I wish we didn't have a lower limit of 50 to rate a site. Total bullshit isn't halfway right.
02-14-10  09:07pm

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Denner (235) Here we got this site/network send to the grave - at PU, anyway, thanks - good job, toynoise...
They probably only survive because of the name - a name that might appeal to under aged kids doing secret porn-browsing...

02-15-10  06:20am

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james4096 (126) I'll stay away from this one. It looks a little cheap from the outside, but not terrible.

Funny review man.

02-16-10  02:29am

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