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dracken (246) 08-09-09  10:02am
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Status: Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Updated: 08-09-09  02:26pm  (Update History)
Reason: Added details about content
Pros: - easy navigation (there is so little content it would have been hard to mess this up but nonetheless the easy and fast navigation was a bonus)

- funny-ish, relatively well drawn flash videos, (around 38 of them in various categories such as Katie's Diaries, Kinky Quickies and some solo action of a blond girl. Sadly most of the videos aim at being funny first, erotic later. While the funny part sometimes works the erotic almost never does.)

- looks like the site has many updates (the photo galleries are changed weekly and some sections are updated daily (unfortunately those are the comics sections which are rather boring)

- around 200 photos in the following categories (Anime Pixels, True Belles, Femmes Fantasy (bondage stuff), 3D Honeys (best one of them))

- access to some other cartoon related stuff from other sites (if it works which doesn't happen 50% of the time)

- 2 interactive flash scenes and 2 games

- comic strips (not very funny or erotic but they have 5 of them...
Cons: - all the content is rather funny than erotic.

- the image galleries (except for the 3D honeys)contain single images that have no connection with each other (even if one image is hot the next one will feature something else which can be of a completely different quality or content)

- no archive of past galleries which makes me suspect that they recycle content

- very small amount of content and it all looks the same. Women with big boobs and perfect looking guys, having cartoon-ish sex (when I say cartoon-ish I mean exaggerated and mechanic/ boring )

- no option to download videos and no zipped archives for the pictures. The streaming player does work well though. But it doesn't have any fast forward options or pause...which is a big BUT for me...
Bottom Line: This site doesn't really have anything to offer in regards to erotic material. The content is amusing at best; sure there is fucking and there are girls in revealing outfits but that doesn't make it arousing.

The videos focus around one of the themes:
Kinky Quickies
-a plot-less scene of only a few minutes where characters have sex or masturbate (no sound in these ones btw). One scene features a cartoon girl focusing a shower head on her genitalia while rubbing her tits. Another one features a fairy running away only to get eventually penetrated from behind (most of the scene is lost on the chase, sadly) or a scene where a girl with a daisy tattoo goes up and down a guy's penis (the scene is called up's a daisy, down a daisy)

Katie's Diaries
-the most developed of the site's video series have sound and the character move around more than in the quickies section, however the sounds resemble an old Tom and Jerry cartoon (boobs pop out to a BING and penises make SWOOP sounds) Overall this i the best the site has to offer and it's not much.

Trixy Mary
- a blond woman who pleasures herself in about 12 videos, all very similar. She is already naked and uses a dildo while cheesy music plays in the background. At least it has sound.

And finally
Dick Pounders
- a cartoon stand-up comedy show with an ugly fat guy that tells dirty jokes...yep no nudity here...

The galleries are disappointing both in quality and quantity. Some images are well drawn others look like very, very poor art students trying to be dirty. And with the risk of repeating myself: there is no connection between the images, just random cartoon girls in various states of nudity..

The only interesting collection in the image part of the site were the 3D honeys which are arranged by model and you can actually see a softcore shoot of a 3D model. There are about 35 models and each has 10-20 pictures. So that's a good thing.

Also the site offers sex related comics, drawn better or worse depending on the comic they all try to be funny and sexual but don't really succeed. Examples? (I hate it that I feel like the woman in this relationship. I have to sleep in her wet spot...drawing of guy with wet back; Just another staff meeting...drawing of a gangbang; Andy always knew that by putting two heads together something good will cum...drawing of guy cumming on girl's face...yeah..cum... really funny... )

Compared to some other cartoon sex sites (jabcomix comes to mind) the artwork here is amateur-ish at best and the jokes are crude and fail to entertain.

Overall, there isn't really anything redeeming about this site (not even the bonus content half of which I couldn't access.) I recommend looking somewhere else, unless you really want to blow 30 bucks or are really crazy about 3D models and corny jokes.

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Wittyguy (105) All I can is thanks for taking one for the PU team.
08-11-09  11:30am

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dracken (246) REPLY TO #1 - Wittyguy :

Don't worry, the cancel policy of my membership also gave my money back so nothing lost, a lot of knowledge gained :)
08-12-09  07:19am

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