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What is your dream job on a porn set ?

Type: General

Submitted by Cybertoad (104)
Director calling all the shots 42% 23 Votes
Fluffer , keeping him ready. 2% 1 Votes
Sound Guy, hearing every thing 0% 0 Votes
Camera Guy, get the shot 24% 13 Votes
Makeup / Hair 0% 0 Votes
I'll skip altogether 33% 18 Votes

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55 Votes Total

Jun 7, 2009

Poll Replies (20)

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TalonIcefire (6) Just because i enjoy observing, does not mean I want any part in developing. My scheduled is overloaded already.
06-07-09  04:23am

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Drooler (220) Director.

Never heard of a "fluffer." And what about the girl? Who keeps her at the ready? A "lapper," perhaps?

06-07-09  04:29am

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messmer (137) I'll skip. Just like with the BTS segments of videos, being directly involved would rob me of my fantasies. It's all too business like.
06-07-09  07:48am

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Jay G (67) I'd love to direct. So many fantasies, so little time.
06-07-09  08:17am

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atrapat (112) REPLY TO #2 - Drooler :

This wikipedia article pretty seems accurate:

Don't know what part of it is a myth. I remember some gang bang (Houston 500?) where there were fluffers on film keeping the guys ready. I also remember a fluffer character in some porn movie parodying the porn industry.

06-07-09  08:34am

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Drooler (220) REPLY TO #5 - atrapat :

Thanks! If I hadn't learned that, I would have thought that a "fluffer" was someone who dreamed up "soft news." Well, that's certainly not the case! ;)
06-07-09  11:51am

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turboshaft (24) As enticing as fluffer sounds, I'd have to say director. I am sure it is a lot more frustration than fun, unless you are lucky and everything goes right and everyone is happy, but it would still be interesting to try.

I would actually love to edit porn movies, that way I could see all the raw footage and finally cut out all that extra shit they leave in that adds nothing to the videos we see.

06-07-09  12:11pm

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turboshaft (24) REPLY TO #5 - atrapat :

I always thought fluffers were pretty much nonexistent, especially today with the advent of Viagra, and I think they would fall more in the general category of the body fluid cleanup crew. It seems like most hardcore movies they tend to make quite a mess, so they have to have people to decontaminate the set afterward.
06-07-09  12:16pm

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badandy400 (103) I would jump all over the idea of directing. I can not say I would want to be a fluffer, that would be pretty gay.
06-07-09  02:04pm

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PinkPanther (46) Director for sure - I've got lots of ides whirring around my fuzzy little brain.
06-07-09  04:46pm

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kkman112 (12) Where is "OTHER" ??? How about website production? Model agent? :P
06-07-09  06:32pm

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jd1961 (95) The guy laughing all the way to the bank is the job for me!
06-07-09  11:17pm

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Cybertoad (Disabled) REPLY TO #11 - kkman112 :

No room for other sorry.
06-08-09  07:53am

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uscue (39) Dream job on a set...male talent. But I'll go with director -- casting will be my favorite part
06-08-09  09:32am

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Wittyguy (105) Definitely other. Who wouldn't want the "Sham Wow Guy" position ... cleaning up the furniture and props afterwards. My dream job.
06-08-09  10:55am

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linzi1 (2) my dream is being on an all girl set with just me and 2 girls with no cameraman or anything then i start to film the girls then as they are getting hotter and hotter and wetter and wetter they grab me and do what they want with me, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
06-08-09  02:15pm

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jd1961 (95) REPLY TO #14 - uscue :

Is being male "talent" a dream job? Hundreds of hours of video showing them constantly yanking themselves, and that stuff is forever.
06-08-09  06:38pm

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pat362 (373) I picked director because the question a dream job and I wouldn't mind seeing if I can't direct a film or scene better than most of what is being done these days.

Although I can't speak from experience I did ask one of my gay friends once what a fluffer was. The reason was that I played a computer game where one of the jobs offered was a fluffer and since the screen went blank during said job. I was curious to know. He explained that in gay clubs and I suspect that it's same thing in male strip clubs that a fluffer keeps the stripper in a semi happy mood. Needless to say that I don't want that job, but I wouldn't mind interviewing the ldies applying for that job. Only ladies with good oral skills and can take dicktation may apply

06-08-09  06:39pm

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GCode (101) Camera man, hands down!

Nothing would be better to satisfy my porn observing addiction than to be the one directly recording the content I so dearly love and cherish!

Well, I suppose being the porn star involved would be great but unfortunantly (fortunantly?) I'm not a scum bag that feels screwing that many women is as satisfying as keeping one or a few closer and being more intimate. Hmm, who knows though, that is easy money and completely less stressful than my jobs right now (or is it??).

let me capture that action how I like it, hopefully everyone else would like it too!

06-08-09  07:01pm

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alexmedia (22) I would like to be cameraman :)
09-20-09  06:40am

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