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German Goo Girls (0)

mbaya (364) 12-20-08  03:24pm
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Status: Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros: -DRM free videos.
-Beautiful MP4 high quality videos, averaging at least an hour each. Streaming is an option.
-355 videos available to download, 337 can be streamed.
-Very creative videos with action that is more extreme than what I have seen on other sites. Example-cum swallowing of 75 even 100 guys, scenes doing cum play that is extreme by anyone's standards, etc. The girls seem to love everything though. Where do they find these girls? Betty G is incredibly wonderful in her videos. She is the definition of the type of cum fiend that belongs on every site.
-18067 screencap photos. Can be zipdownloaded.
-Works with Free Download Manager. This may be the only download manager that is supported.
Cons: -Horrendous business practices. See below.
-Creative videography that often does not work. Example-dark background and lighting from in front making for overexposure. If you want to see closeups of body parts, very distracting. For action scenes this is ok as it lends a surreal atmosphere that is compatible with the type of over the top action. I expect many of us would not like the lighting or editing. The editing makes for scenes that are not continuous. The action does not have a natural flow as if you were really watching it. A bad example is a scene starting with the girl stripping and then masturbating. From nowhere a penis appears and cums in her mouth. She never touched the guy and we never saw him enter the scene. Not at all natural.
-German is the only language spoken on the site. They should at least have subtitles for the interviews.
Bottom Line: This is a very difficult site to give a numerical rating. The sex content of the site is a matter of taste. I personally like gangbangs, oral sex, facial cumshots, cum swallowing and cumplay in general, so I liked this a lot. Sometimes a little too artsy in its presentation, but overall very different and can be considered a classic site in its niche. Numerical rating here 85, maybe 90. As far as doing business, one of the worst sites I could ever imagine. See my comment and reply about overpaying to join, as well as the fact that the trial is so limited that I think you cannot download anything at all. Complaining to customer service was a total waste of time. They don't care and they as much as say so. Next problem-there are links for bonus sites and a different link for hot sites. Beware. If you click on them you have just signed up for another site without any warning and without even knowing the price. I got Epoch to reverse the billing, but have not yet gotten the credit several days later. The selling efforts do not end even there. The videos have ads in them for VOD of videos of other sites and also ads to join other sites. Sometimes they even stop the action and pause while they show you the commercial. Everything is in German, so you may not realize what they are doing. I am not fluent in German, but I do know enough to know they call the girls pigs and other vulgarities as well. My numerical rating for the non content part of the site would be generous at even 50. I would never join another John Thompson site, but will enjoy the content for a long time.

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TheSquirrel (53) I think you have been over generous with your mark as this site is clearly run by conmen. The mark should be a "0" as this is what the site and the people who run it deserve. I really don't think TBP should even advertise this site, unless they have a special "red warning listing" for those sites who deliberately try to deceive and rip people off. Thanks for the warnings though. It's scumbags who run sites like this that really do give porn a bad name.
12-20-08  03:46pm

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TheSquirrel (53) One more thing. Sites like this, run by these sort of people, undermine the efforts of the really decent sites like Karup's, who bring quality porn at a reasonable price, without any tricks or cons.
12-20-08  04:14pm

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jd1961 (95) Thanks for the warning. Unfortunately, someone has to find out the horrible truth the hard way. I'm sure we've all been there.
12-20-08  08:54pm

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Jay G (67) REPLY TO #1 - TheSquirrel :

Good warning and a very good idea, a RED FLAG attached to any site review if the site contains deceptive billing practices.
12-21-08  04:20am

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tobi (13) Thanks for the bad news. I recently gave this site a high rating because I didn't realize this problem. I never clicked anything besides the movies.
Good job. If a site does do something like that it should be punished by the people who put trust into it.

12-21-08  06:54am

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mbaya (364) REPLY TO #4 - Jay G :

I definitely agree that a red flag is a great idea. Deceptive or even dishonest practices are a major turn off. I liked so much about the site and it has many really good reviews. However, if I had to join over again, I would not. TBP warns us about limited access trials,as well as cross sells with prechecked boxes. Other topoics not covered are reports of a lack of customer service, reports from PU'ers about unresolved problems, or links to other problems within the site. By the way, I left out of my review that the site has prechecked cross sells on the joinup page and has an uncertain update schedule.
12-21-08  09:53am

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RipRap (0) TYVM for an excellent review.

We are currently doing a reevaluation of the site, now that it is supposedly DRM free. We are also coming across the devious and sneaky business practices that you mention in your review.

So they removed the DRM but replaced it with something worse?

My wife and I are having fun watching the XXXtreme cum eating and HARDCORE Gang Banging and Gagging and Choking scenes. They are very arousing and we are both getting off on some of the new vids we are seeing since we last subscribed.

Perhaps now people will see why I only gave then a 70 in my initial review here on PU.

I thought they would get a higher rating, but if we get any more erroneous charges on our CC, that will count heavily in the total weight when we post our re-review once we have CUMpleted viewing ALL of the new vids.

12-31-08  05:10pm

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