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You wake up one night and realize you've been abducted by aliens, who are currently probing you relentlessly. The alien is female and hot, so you....

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Submitted by MargulisAZ (84)
Start crying and just take it. 3% 1 Votes
Punch the alien and run. 8% 3 Votes
Hope she finds a dollar. 3% 1 Votes
Yell "probe me baby yeah!" 15% 6 Votes
Turn the tide and probe her! 65% 26 Votes
Draw a full color painting. 8% 3 Votes

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40 Votes Total

Aug 21, 2008

Poll Replies (8)

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Drooler (220) Sounds like something akin to Flesh Gordon.
08-21-08  02:51am

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kkman112 (12) If an alien is akin to find out about human sexuality without getting my approval, I'm certainly going to be investigating their species sexuality as well! Hell, it's better than sitting there and crying about it!
08-21-08  07:50am

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Toadsith (48) And the award for the most obviously drug or alcohol induced poll question goes too...
08-21-08  10:22am

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pat362 (373) REPLY TO #3 - Toadsith :

You took the words right out of my mouth. At least it has the distinction of been the most bizarre question ever.
08-21-08  07:12pm

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A1B2C3CAL (0) I always had a thing for that green alien lady from the original Star Trek TV show...Capt. Kirk always got all the hotties!
08-21-08  11:15pm

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Drooler (220) What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?

They both keep the "cling-ons" off Uranus.

08-21-08  11:42pm

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Marianna (Disabled) hehehehehe i would draw a full color painting !!!!
08-22-08  04:57am

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MargulisAZ (84) REPLY TO #3 - Toadsith :

LOL, the sad part is that I was completely sober at that point in time, haha.
08-24-08  12:20am

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