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Lionheart (47) 04-22-08  03:28am
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Status: Was a member approx. 1 month prior to this review.
Pros: + Exclusive content 45+ movies
+ Has the option to download the whole movie or in parts
+ Videos have four options of downloading .WMV or .MPEG (High or Low)
+ Movies have screenshots available
+ All movies have the date they were added
+ Great selection of girls (well known porn stars)
+ Website layout is simple and easy to navigate
+ Great Bonus website
Cons: - Site is still growing
- Unsure when next update will happen (Updates do happen about every week and a half just not sure when)
- Some of the movies have really "fucked up" handjobs other are just normal handjobs
- More Content
Bottom Line: I'll admit I'm not really an expert on femdom movies, I got this site as a bonus form fucked up facials. Most of the girls from this site were in a movie from FUF and now they have their chance for revenge after getting blasted.

As I mentioned before this site has a focus on femdom, the girls are in complete control in most of the movies, usually talking trash, jerking unusually hard, dick slapping and forms on torture for the penis such as attaching clothing clips or rubber-bands on the nutsack (ouch). If you are a fan of this type of porn, you may be happy with the content provided from this website.

The movies themselves are usually about 14-20 minutes long, the quality of the movies are excellent, the movies are clear even if you maximize the picture to fit your screen. The time it took to download the movies was excellent as well, took about 15-30 minutes per movie. I also liked how all the movies were set up differently, you never known the setup of the next video.

Somethings I would like to see is more content, yes I know it sounds greedy, but the average user can download all the movies in this site in about 3 days, if they wanted to. Also the term "fucked up" needs some clarity, yes some were very harsh with all the forms of torture I saw, but some movies just had a girl give a hand job and talk a bit of trash, which I guess doesn't meet the standard of the others.

To wrap things up if you love femdom and exclusive content, I would recommend this site to you.

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Denner (233) Splendid review.
Had my eyes on this site ealier, but hesitated...
Once in a while I dig good handjobs, but most sites are simply too boring.
Lionheart puts things in perspective here - and man, it looks different for sure - may give it a try.

04-24-08  08:14am

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Lionheart (47) REPLY TO #1 - Denner :

hey thanks, if you have any other questions about this site just let me know.
04-24-08  10:29am

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redrum (1) I just tried to join FuckedupHandjobs and had a hell of a time as only some of the graphics loaded and couldn't even play a flash preview of a video on the site, also the pages where loaded with popups from a dating site and also half the screen was filled with videos from Porn Pro's? They wouldn't play either. So I call customer service and practically needed a translator to understand English from some foreigner from who knows where, and all they would tell me from what I could understand is the abc's of how to navigate a web site. I tried to explain to them I have been navigating websites for 15 years and that some thing was not right with their website or signal. after about 30min of aggravation I said the hell with it! I want a refund, which they reluctantly agreed to give me after trying to offer me a subscription to another web site and also telling me that they would report me for fraud, which of course got me speaking some very explicate French. I then called my credit card company and explained the situation to them and was told not to worry about it as they would not pay the website. To make a long story short it should be called Fucked up Website!
02-18-10  05:34pm

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Lionheart (47) REPLY TO #3 - redrum :

Sorry to hear that, I didn't remember have any troubles with downloading any of the videos from the website, but I didn't have any issues with canceling my credit card. They must have changed companies, or something like that. I have had my fair share of canceling my credit card because of joining some sites; not knowing that they would honestly stop billing, so I feel your pain there.
02-19-10  12:44am

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redrum (1) REPLY TO #4 - Lionheart :

I think, I stand corrected! I just got an email from cust service and in it they said they would check out the problems I had and also give me a free 30 day subscription to 'FuckedupHandjobs". Although I still cant log on to the members area, I was told I would be receiving an email with the free link. Before I eat my words, I will wait with baited breath for the email. I guess if they actually come thru with the free subscription I will be very impressed! I am however wondering why I had such problems, perhaps I joined using a hacked link? I didn't get to the site by typing www.fuckeduphandjobs.com, I got there my usual way, by surfing porn and catching a link to the web site. So who knows?
02-19-10  08:31pm

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Lionheart (47) REPLY TO #5 - redrum :

Well glad to hear that everything was sorted out, let me know the outcome, good or bad. Maybe you just got a really bad employee to help you out over the phone.
02-20-10  12:33am

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redrum (1) REPLY TO #6 - Lionheart :

I was finally able to log on and get to view the site which is a part of the MeatMembersNetwork. I give the customer service a big A+ for rectifying the situation even though I still had to allow an IP address thru my malware security to view the site. I noticed your review was done on 04 of 2008, so I will attempt to do a review in the near future of the MeatMembersNetwork, it will be my first review so wish me luck! Have a great day and thanks for the reviews and helpful replies. Redrum
02-23-10  08:41am

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