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JBDICK (20) 04-05-08  12:33pm
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Status: Was a member approx. 3 months prior to this review.
Pros: Some of the girls are beautiful, but see my Cons
Hi-Res Photos as high as 6000px. which is ridiculous but appreciated. they set the benchmark in this respect.

You can download as a zipped single file. largest one I downloaded was 180MB (remember these are jpg files)

Video is download to keep.

Exclusive content in terms of what the girls do but not the girls themselves.

You can browse most of the galleries so you know what you are getting. Calendar layout for navigation.

For veteran Porn Surfers, you'll all know this and Met-Art as the sites that launched Marketa and LUba.

Look for Evi, Yanna, Jula, Alya, Ira, Anna and Nika who are all awesome. Evi and Yanna win though. Evi and Oil, Yanna and Oil. On Boy.

I've put the statement above separate because this is it's biggest issue. Which is why they only get 76 from me. This is my way of telling them off because they should know better by now.

I've never understood this. I think it is because they are so successful with the photos they've got this don't care attitude and I sense this as a website that is in its own comfort zone. Why try any harder. We have beautiful girls. Hi-Res Photos, a loyal membership.

Yes, they have beautiful girls but there are a lot of plain ones and you have to waste time looking for them.

Format/Theme is very repetitive. Blur your eyes and you'll struggle to distinguish one from another in terms of location/poses.

I got a sense there was this massive archive behind the front end but nothing really intuitive to help me find my way. Navigating through it wore me down.

Sort out the HD-DVD. And where's the audio...

This is the Stepford Wives of Porn syndrome. No emotions.
Bottom Line: Massive Site. I think you need to join one of these types of site and I tossed a coin between this and Met-Art and Hegre-Art won. Somehow I feel like I called it wrong on the toss, no pun intended.

I think the strange thing about this site was while the girls I could be bothered to find and download are beautiful, you know to the point of being considered perfect, I've never gone back and looked or even opened the zip files. If I ask myself the question WHY, it's almost like my libido was eroded away by the sterile format of the shoots, and i think it is the 'Pirelli Calendar' Technical aspect that destroys the sense of this is a real person.

It is soft porn turned to Art Form, so if this is what you are after, consider you are in an Art Gallery and you'll be very happy.

If they gave you HD-DVD, encouraged the girls to look alive rather than being operated like machines, then I think they could inject that something that's missing...emotion, and without emotion, you as the member/user cannot connect with the girl. I certainly could not connect with the girl in the shoots.

It just seems to be too precise. quality is excellent but it's like coffee without the taste.

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Denner (235) Man, I hate repeating myself.
But in JBDICK we got a new brother here at PU making some of the dammed best reviews, I've read in a long time.
All right, maybe I think they're great, because I also agree with the conclusions...
"coffee without the taste" - that's probably the finest metaphor for the videos at the boring Hegre Art-site.

04-05-08  01:22pm

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JBDICK (20) REPLY TO #1 - Denner :

Thanks again Denner.

Just trying to say it as it is. funnily enough after I did this review I saw yours and having read it, I think you hit the nail on the head aswell.

Thanks for the praise. I will endeavour to keep the standard up while it continues to be well received.

04-05-08  01:25pm

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PinkPanther (46) If you were deciding between this site and Met Art, I'm afraid that you definitely chose wrong. Met Art just has a LOT more variety, given the number of content producers that work with them. There's great stuff every day there. Hegre has Hegre and he's got his tastes and his way of doing things.

In terms of vids, though, I MUCH prefer Hegre's vids to the Met Art vids. Met Art vids, with very few exceptions that I've seen, couldn't be more boring if that were the whole intent of them - horrible, horrible, boring crap videos, no matter how great looking the women are that are in them or how "high-quality" they are - uchhhh!

Hegre, to me, often has a quirky sense of humor at work in his vids, and I frequently enjoy them. Met Art is, in general, though, a much better, more enjoyable site.

04-05-08  02:16pm

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JBDICK (20) REPLY TO #3 - PinkPanther :

hi PinkPanther

Thanks for the reply. Good summary. I couldn't work it out but your reply has reassured me that at some stage I might give them a go.

I've never tried Met-Art. I was always concerned the girls might not be 18, but over the years I've always avoided these sites because the girls always looked young. They obviously are and it's all legal. I now know my fears were unfounded.

It's interesting that when we score these sites, the structure of the review could be enhanced if we could offer alternatives or equivalents.

But hey, I've gotta say it, this pornusers.com site is bloody excellent. Dare I say it, I've spent more time today looking at content here than looking at the buttery stuff on the sites being reviewed.

I'm looking forward to being able to score other reviews when I qualify.

04-05-08  02:24pm

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nygiants03 (162) good review. I was considering this site, but I decided not to join.
04-06-08  09:34am

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JBDICK (20) REPLY TO #5 - nygiants03 :


Thanks for the compliment. I've been told by others (PinkPanther) here at pornusers.com that Met-Art is a better bet, but I've also just heard about Killergram (thanks to Denner). He replied to my review on 1ByDay.com which tops my list at the moment.

Killergram is my next port of call. I'm currently getting my 5 a day from ZTOD.com at the moment.

I just can't believe the pornusers.com and thebestporn.com websites. Awesome.

I will definitely keep my input constant. I tend to move from site to site monthly, and on occasion if I find a real plank of a site I subsidise my bad choices with alternatives.

Anyway, I thought it's important to say thank you when you compliment my review... I hope I continue to provide interesting input. Time consuming though...Cheers

04-06-08  09:45am

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WeeWillyWinky (90) I agree with Denner. These are excellent reviews.

I've avoided these artsy sites like the plague though I suppose I might join one at some point. I appreciate the difference between art and dirty pictures, but while I like art, I'd rather spend my money on dirty pictures. The former has the greater virtue, but I'm addicted to the latter. Ah well...

04-11-08  06:50pm

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