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exotics4me (463) 02-08-08  03:40am
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Status: Current Member for over 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros: - You ever think the pornstars are faking orgasms, the female ones? Join this site, no faking here!
- They have a ton of content on this site, upwards of 400 scenes in full
- Pretty nice pictures, 1200+ high end in zips
- Lots of well known pornstars, check out Jenaveve Jolie's set, never seen her orgasm like that with a man
- Download speeds are right at average for me
- Join a second kink.com site for 30% off
- Videos are 640 on high end, though some older ones aren't that high
Cons: - Could be a little TOO much for some. Some of the action gets rather messy, Jenaveve comes to mind again as she drips white cream everywhere. Worked for me, but might not for some!
- Videos are in sections, which is frustrating to say the least.
- Can become repetitive as do all fetish sites
- Video quality could be improved just a little, moreso on the bitrate than resolution, only 700k bitrate on the best quality videos.
Bottom Line: I found myself chuckling at times on this site. Just imagine, coming home and finding your wife or girlfriend in your toolbox, borrowing your drill!

Most of these women are pornstars, and I have to say that most look like they are having the time of their life with these machines. This is very real, the orgasms are gooey and messy, the screaming makes you turn your speakers down and the constant clonk-clonk of the machines become part of your sexual vocabulary.

Quality is good enough, nothing great, but 640 to me is good enough, I just wish they would speed the bitrate up. My PC is running a 512MB Video Card with 3GB of RAM, and these videos almost stutter, because of the low bitrate. The pictures are nice, but how many really collect pictures of a woman shoving a dildo-laced drill in each of their orifices?

Still, very entertaining site, one of my new favorites. Member comments are hilarious, including one that said the machine used was cloned from his DNA!

I'm not into those boob suction devices, makes me think too much of milking a cow. What you will get the most of from joining this site is watching these women have amazing orgasms. You can't help but enjoy the writhing, grinding, hip-swinging, nearly violent orgasms. Then again, we men realize, we can't make a woman do that!

A definite recommendation, and a add-on membership to Ultimate Surrender only costs $20 more, plus there is no DL limit, like it used to be, so join and enjoy something different!

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Thaeral (8) I was going to subscribe to this site before SnowDude convinced me to subscribe to Ultimate Surrender. I'm sure I'll get around to it sooner or later. There's still a bunch for me to go through in the US back catalog.

Great review, though, I'm tempted yet again. :)

02-09-08  01:43am

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williamj (9) Good review TX
10-19-08  10:37am

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williamj (9) I wanted to comment briefly. exotics4me says and describes the site perfectly. If I was going to do a review mine would be a carbon copy. A pro: they deliver as advertised watch the previews. Con: a single download for the zip pics would be nice.

Otherwise its a great company making great erotica.

12-03-08  05:15pm

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Jeffrey99 (29) Speaking of the gooey and messy orgasms, do they use lube to make the girls look wetter, kinda like ALS Scans does? I've seen a few preview videos and it doesn't look like they do. But was just wondering before I decide whether to join the site or not.

Thanks,
Jeffrey

08-18-09  01:57pm

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exotics4me (463) REPLY TO #4 - Jeffrey99 :

Hey Jeffrey, they do use lube, because of the speed and roughness of some of the machines, but the gooey orgasms that I saw were milky white and running. The lube is usually more of a sticky look, especially the one ALS uses. I know that Jenaveve Jolie absolutely soaks herself in one, so bad that she looks sincerely embarrassed.
08-19-09  12:34am

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