Not only do they not enjoy it, they really hate it.
By the time they've not eaten for hours, given themselves an enema and thoroughly cleaned (no-one wants to see a scat movie), then the whole area is even more sensitive than normal. Even using anaesthetic cream doesn't stop it entirely - I've even heard of girls resorting to injecting local anaesthetics to get through anal scenes. I mean, how could anyone think that a girl could take half a dozen outsized cocks up her ass for 2 or 3 hours and be in anything other than searing pain?
Love the analogy you made, sir, of a proctologist doing a prostate check.
And can't you just imagine all the "Oh YES,YES's, OWooos, and AWWWHS and other sundry sounds of ecstasy coming from the examining rooms as Urologists are probing the innards of their patient's love hole.
I'm with you on the anal thing. I can't think of her name, but there was a beautiful tall, athletic dark haired eastern European model that appeared on the scene a few years ago. First saw her on Met Art, I think. Then she popped up everywhere and soon had her then perfect boobs enlarged. Next time I saw her (not on Met Art, of course), she's doing anal. All I could think of is "awww". You can't unsee stuff like that.
They now have some nameless person running Twistys, who does not interact with customers. This is as of the beginning of September. The only person who reads content comments is the censor and they are very into censorship. Bottom line they no longer give a crap about customer feedback. I can't see it doing anything but getting worse with that attitude.
I wish I had better news because Lucie is super hot but the site has many of the things that make me nervous. It's nice and crisp but no way of actually seeing what you get for your money. They do claim to have a lot of content but if you look at what is visually on the site than you notice that there really isn't all that much. I think the cherry on the sundae is the offer to join for a 1$. Why offer to join for a dollar if the content is so great and there are multiple updates on a weekly basis.
Once again, and I am not sure if you're not great at reading or what but I was clear in my first post that this may or may not apply to him. I was clear that I did not know him specifically or what his issues were.
Would you like me to quote it or can we scroll up? Seriously man, making shit up to try and sell your case is sad.
I was clear as to why we have limits, and why people are suspended. You on the other hand, a non member came in hurr hurr hurr and got all pissy when it has zero to do with you. Again, let me be clear since you have issues reading, zero to do with you.
If he had emailed me twice as he said, he would have had a response, just as others have had before him. Exception being, as I said, if he emailed me outside business hours or for all I know he emailed the wrong place. I never saw his emails so I can't speak as to what happened. Again, for the umpteenth time, lol, I didn't see his email, nor do I know who he is.
I don't know how many ways I can say the same thing, so enjoy your troll session. :)
We have simple and straightforward server guidelines, much like all most sites do. Someone gets caught doing something they shouldn't by the server (not a human) and is removed and that makes us bad?
You seem to think this means I hate my customers? I never said that, but thanks for yet again, trying to put words in my mouth. I said that the customer is not always right and that's common sense. Anyone that has ever works customer service on any level knows this.
We have a large user base of happy members that never have issues, and have been rebilling for over 5 years with us. We go above and beyond for our customers both in taking care of them, and content creation.
We love our customers, which is why they keep signing up, and keep rebilling. This user is not the first to be suspended, and he won't be the last. Same as almost any site, if you break the guidelines, you are suspended or removed. Why is this so hard for you to understand?
Read the last paragraph where I very clearly state this may or may not apply to him. Bottom line is, and this goes to you, or him, or everyone. When you join a site, you can't do what you want. There are guidelines, sometimes they are more relaxed than others.
We don't have our hands full, we just don't pretend to be something we're not. We work, business hours. We don't work, when we're not working. Just because someone signs up, they don't own us or get us 24/7.
I respond to emails that come in in a timely manner, but 9/10 issues can be resolved if someone takes the time to read the support site. Every aspect is covered there in fact, from limits to mass downloading, canceling etc. Every aspect of the original post was answered in fact, on the support site, if read. So I'm supposed to stop my life because someone is too busy with theirs to read something they agreed to when they signed up? 99.9% of members don't have issues, so the .01% the server removes must be in the right? ummm.. nope.
I don't take the position the customer is always wrong, but many times, the customer *IS* wrong and they clue in after getting removed by the server.
I didn't suspend this guy. the server did, because something happened to have him outside the allowed guidelines the server runs with. Server rules are cut/dry, it's not personal, it's a machine.
I don't know who he is, or what the issues were with him as I said. I have been doing this for 18 years, and in that time.. it's weird how many people that get busted site ripping or sharing their user/pass don't admit to breaking the site terms.
Many customers would tell you, the server suspended for this or that, they contacted me, I saw the issue, resolved it and they've been with us for years since. I'm not the antichrist you're making me out to be but if it makes you feel better making assumptions, enjoy.
Some sites suck, and you get shitty low res content, bad videos or they split updates over 2 or 3 or 4 weeks. part1, part2, part3 crap. We don't do that. we bring great content week after week for multiple girls and we don't ask that you sign up multiple times. These are exclusive girls, not porn stars that can be had if the price is right by any webbie. So yes, we do run a tight ship and yes, if you're on the outside looking in, you did something wrong. Sorry that bothers you.
The ToS covers everything, including how to cancel and if you get suspended, you need to cancel. The exact thing happened to me years back, I got nuked for downloading many videos I liked from reality kings.. they have a strict bandwidth guideline as well. I got mad, how dare they! Oh. Wait. It's in the terms I agreed to. Right in front of me. Well damn, I was wrong. Lesson learnt.
Without server rules, sites fail and are slow. Some people get mad and that sucks but it doesn't make the guidelines any less needed or valid for happiness and more importantly, speed for all members.
Have you signed up for the Metart newsletter?
It's free. A one-page email, usually showing some covers of photo sets or videos from the network.
The email sometimes has some nice discounts for different site memberships.
The best discount was for $1/month membership to Erotic Beauty, that would never be raised in price.
PU rules didn't allow the link to access that offer to be posted on PU.
I joined Erotic Beauty, and it's cost me $12 for the 12 months I've been a member.
But no other offers came close to that one.
But sometimes you do get a nice discount to one or more sites in the Metart network in the Metart newsletter.
Yeah its hard keeping up with girls and their aliases, have you tried indexxx.com I use it loads to see what else girls have done.
Yeah they breaking up of scenes can be a blessing and a burden. I like that the masturbation sections are separate as these don't interest me much, I only like the girls dressing up, public stuff and well anything other than the masturbation stuff lol. Also if they didn't seperate you'd end up with downloads sometimes of over 5 gb for girls and thats some mighty space taken up on the hard drive and long downloads.
But it is annoying as they could be more bunched up with some scenes very identical to the last on the masturbation ones.
You'll have to buy an old 5 1/4" floppy drive. They're about $35 on eBay. You'll probably also need a floppy controller card, because most modern BIOS don't have native support for 5 1/4" floppy drives. You can get a controller for $60 here http://www.deviceside.com/fc5025.html. If you want to see those photos again, I'd get them now, because the hardware you need will only get harder to find and more expensive.
Holy crap, Monahan, I only just noticed this in my swamped email account. In case you never opted for a sub here, it's a great site! The vids are great. Some of them are too talky for me, but there are also plenty where the model is not talking. No silly music tracks! Lots of wonderful boobies!
Agreed. Once your collection reaches a certain size then the ability to search effectively becomes important. Besides carefully cataloguing the actual sites/scenes/DVDs/models I keep a Word document that lists everything so I have two ways to search. On top of that, I flag scenes I like by creating a shortcut to it and then when I plug a drive in I can search the term "shortcut" and up come all my favorite scenes on that drive.
Even natural big ones leave me 'meh'. I know it can present back problems and have had a friend have hers reduced because of it. I suppose my ambivalence reverts back to my love of ass & legs which have always had my attention. Ankles too. I find myself checking out the babes' ankles and if there is no delineation from her calves, I stop looking. I mean this about real life, not porn life. With porn life if she can deepthroat then she has my attention. A good example of that is Mercedes Santos from her scene in Throatjobs. She was the bomb but she's not real looker if you know what I mean, she just knows how to do it very well.
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