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Visit Twistys Network

Twistys Network

Status: Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros: + Thousands of pic sets and vids to tempt you.
+ Daily updates (hardcore only updates 1-2 times a week)
+ Good sized pics (2000x3000), usually 100+ pics per set and come with zips.
+ Good pricing deal at $10 a month through TBP
+ Generally attractive models and mostly known porn stars.
+ Updates are date stamped.
+ Mostly original content but what they do filters out to other sites pretty quickly.
+ Stream rates were good on all downloads with little variation between high and low traffic
+ No DRM and no d/l limits.
+ Multiple download options for pics and vids including mobile.
+ Variety of scene options (solo, lez, and hardcore).
Cons: - Navigation, search and layout are a mess.
- Prechecked cross sales on signup and ads when you log in and in the site itself.
- Upsell purchase required to see all of the Twistys content from old.
- HD vids only come in at 720p but still look good.
- Technical problems across the board, just like everyone else who has reviewed this site the last few years (explained below).
- Zips don't work on pic sets older than 2010.
- No vid and/or pic set icons for older scenes.
- Pretty generic in terms of overall scene interest and photography.
- Problem with model names, notably giving "new" names to established Euro girls.
Bottom Line: For years Twistys (now the Twistysnetwork) was the old reliable. If you wanted a bunch of porn for a reasonable price that's what you got. Nothing flashy or niche based, just good old fashioned naughty bits in a professional package. This used to a standby site for me but with the new network design, new owners and array of issues this one is getting shoved on the back burner. Here's the breakdown:

PICS: Good pic sizes and lots of variety but that's where it ends. For their hardcore, they have one primary photographer so you pretty much see the same type of sex set after set after set. Many of the hardcore sets are heavily cropped so if you like full body shots then this ain't your site. The solo shots are better but they are pretty generic in character. Some problems with photographer using auto focus with too narrow of a focus field (pics get slightly blurry just outside of the central focus dot - probably because the pics are just HD screen grabs from the video shoot and the photographer can't figure out how to change his settings).

VIDS: HD maxes out at 720p but it was good quality and no issue to me. You get in browser playback but it was incredibly choppy - I had to go to the download option and watch there. I lost the ability to hear sound after watching 6 - 8 vids and had to exit the site and re-enter to fix it (sound just fine when downloading though). I had no problems downloading vids like some other recent reviewers noted. Vids usualy 15 - 30 minutes (shorter on the solo, longer on the hardcore).

NAV: This is the part that chapped my ass. The site underwent a major overhaul and like most software upgrades, you often leave some functionality behind. Here it was A LOT of functionality. The site is all flash based but there is no in site flash navigation. If you open a set on page 5 and use your "back" button you go back to page 1 every time. You have to right click and open every scene in a new window or else lose your place. Since you can only move up to two pages at a time you need be careful on a site this sized.

Advanced search is pointless since it relies on tags and the tagging is inconsistent. Model directory seems complete but names on Euro girls are sometimes different.

You lose the ability to download zips before 2010. Also, around 2010 you lose the set / scene icons (all it says is "no pic available") and those that do exist aren't representative of the content or even the model.

You need to upgrade to see all the older / oldest content they have.

Most of these sites (7 in all) simply update across the board with most of the content. This isn't new but it is a pain since if you have to do a lot of digging if you want to see as much as possible (each scene says which site it was updated to but this isn't reliable or consistent).

Overall, this is a decent glam oriented site. However, it could easily be more and better but simply chooses not to be. They've obviously cut their budget and it shows. So, for $10 you can't really go wrong but don't expect to be wowed.

01-09-15  01:53pm

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N/A Reply of graymane's Poll

Nothing kills a scene worse for me than actors who treat a shoot just like another day at the job or a comedy session.

01-07-15  01:02pm

Visit Twistys


Navigation Bites

I bit on the $10 per month offer and man am I regretting it. I haven't been here in a few years and boy have things changed (for the worse) under the new management.

Everything is now housed under the twistysnetwork portal. You can select a site and choose pics or vids or both to view. Sh*t immediately goes south after that. The page display only allows for 20 scenes. After that you can only advance 2 pages at a time (big problem with a site this large). Say you're on page 24 and you can click on a scene. After you're done you click the "back" button on your browser; PRESTO, you automatically get taken back to page one (a problem with a Flash driven sites with no internal site "back" and "forward" buttons). Now you get to keep on clicking two pages at a time to get back to the page you were on and repeat ad infinitum, ad nauseum. If you were screening under just pics or just vids it forgets that too. If you were on a particular subsite of Twistys sometimes it forgets that too.

Using the advanced navigation doesn't fix the problem and neither does switching browsers. The url specs in the browser only show that you're on a single page no matter what internal page you might be on so you can't manually override the "back to square one" problem either.

Postscript: The next day I finally figured a work around, you have to right click on a scene and open in a new tab (duh me). Still, why should I have to do this? It doesn't help that their regular search engine is crappola either. The inability to page jump on a site with so much content is still a pain.

12-16-14  07:13pm

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N/A Reply of Drooler's Poll

It all depends on whether your a "pic" or a "vid" collector. As I'm the former, I don't mind extra content in the pics section but it bugs me when the good stuff on the vids don't show up in the pics.

12-12-14  12:45pm

N/A Reply of graymane's Poll

I actually do a quick scan, mostly because I want to see the cancellation policy - important if you're on a short time trial.

12-10-14  01:26pm

N/A Reply of LPee23's Poll

If you think of all the paysites out there featuring recycled crappy porn, then the answer is "no", the vast majority won't make it. As for the big boys, the ones getting regular reviews around here, I'd say probably half will be around in a decade just because even if they stop producing new content they just recycle until the cows come home.

11-20-14  12:21pm

N/A Reply of skippy's Poll

I do less collecting now but always keep it under one TB otherwise the collection just gets too "messy" ... it's current state I prefer keep under the tagline "complicated".

11-16-14  01:46pm

N/A Reply of Khan's Poll

Don't have any either, mostly for the reasons stated above. But, we're probably in the overall minority. I would bet that most people under 25 keep some on their phones as it's really their everyday computer and they're probably not as slavish about their collections as we are.

11-10-14  11:44am

N/A Reply of pinkerton's Poll

To anyone who has been around the porn block a few times you probably have to answer yes. At first, almost anything looks exciting, fresh and interesting. Only after a while do you start to find the niches and sites that you really like. While I still sample around I pretty much know what I want at this point.

10-25-14  01:55pm

N/A Reply of Colm4's Poll

I know what I belong to so no need to bookmark; it's best just in case any prying eyes glance over my computer.

10-21-14  01:25pm

N/A Reply of atrapat's Poll

Mine is an 81 ... about correspondent with my IQ and times I masturbate each day so all's good.

10-17-14  03:42pm

N/A Reply of Monahan's Poll

If you really want to raise eyebrows when you croak then make sure to have your collection prominently saved, with easy access, and have directions to play all your favorite scenes during your memorial service. Give'm something to remember you by.

09-11-14  01:13pm

N/A Reply of Monahan's Poll

I don't find them terribly important because just about every site I've seen has poor tagging or gaps in their listings so you're forced to dig through it all anyway.

09-05-14  01:05pm

Visit 18X Girls

18X Girls
Reply of rearadmiral's Review

Thanks for the review, I'll probably be reupping again soon. Most models can be seen on wow girls and the teenmegaworld websites but the quality, especially pics, is better on this site than most others.

08-31-14  10:07pm

N/A Reply of Khan's Poll

Passwords are basically obsolete today when it comes to security. If someone wants in, they'll get in if all you're relying on is password protection. As long as you're not using "123456" you might as well pick your own.

08-22-14  02:26pm

Visit Euro Teen Erotica

Euro Teen Erotica

No more unlimited free trial

Signed up for the freebie 2 day membership today and was greeted with the message upon login in that I was entitled to 3 downloads on day one and 5 downloads on day two. Thus, no more unlimited free access contrary to the stated PU/TBP info.

My guess is that the limited free trial now extends across the DDF network of sites but I can't vouch for that.

07-29-14  03:03pm

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Visit Just Teens Porn

Just Teens Porn
Reply of Twotails's Review

Have to agree with Pat that based upon the tour pages it looks like this mostly content you can find cheaper and in better quality at sites like 18xgirls and teenmegaworld. Don't want to dampen your spirits though, it's great to have new members adding reviews here and first reviews of sites are always appreciated.

In the future, if you question whether or not to join a site or wonder what the content is like you can always add a comment about the site (click the comment button, not review button) and someone will usually have something to say about it.

07-26-14  12:03pm

N/A Reply of graymane's Poll

The only reason I even use some cds is because they're dirt cheap and I still have media that uses them. They're basically a generational thing that the youngens don't use but us old farts still do. Technologically they're already dead but still useful if you're used to them.

07-23-14  01:31pm

N/A Reply of Drooler's Poll

Now that's a bit random. Actually I have no friggin clue. At least Drooler had the class to not include "Hitlerstache" (he-he).

07-15-14  12:17pm

N/A Reply of Khan's Poll

Until it becomes pretty awesome in quality and doesn't require a big investment in headgear or other viewing hardware I'm sitting it out.

07-05-14  08:18pm

N/A Reply of Drooler's Poll

To the "huhs" above, I think the poll is asking what you do if you have old pics/vids that size out at, say, 900x600 pixels for pics and say 640 for vids. They looked great on your old 14" crt monitor but on your flashy 24" flat screen they look washed out and pixelated if viewed in full screen mode. Recently I have replaced some pics and vids but mostly I just dump them in favor of new stuff.

07-03-14  12:32pm

N/A Reply of Khan's Poll

The only time I ever do is when the site charges a lot for limited content. If the site is part of a network I don't hold it against them though.

06-25-14  12:38pm

N/A Reply of Khan's Poll

It used to be that you weren't supposed to ever leave your externals plugged in for any longer than you needed them. It seems to me that now the reverse is true; do they even sell externals today that can't be left plugged in almost all the time. The only reason I don't with mine is due to space limits and all the damn cords.

06-15-14  01:27pm

N/A Reply of LPee23's Poll

My thought is that if you chose to go extreme to start and are finding that the $$ aren't coming easy then trying to dilute it would just piss off your regulars and probably still turn off more main stream types. Best scenario, add different content to a new site and make it part of a network.

06-09-14  01:07pm

Visit Boss Lesson

Boss Lesson

Recycled Content

Happened to see Maggie's review on this site today and hopefully this comment should clear up some questions she had about this site. The material from this site originated from the Robert-Rosenberg.com site that existed about 10 years ago and was originally part of the, now, Tainster network. So, don't ever expect to see any HD vids on this site (didn't exist back then) and don't expect it to ever really grow (it wasn't very big 10 years ago either). The original site at least had pics (tiny by todays standards) but I see they don't have any today. Basically, just another site trying to milk out a last dollop of cash by recycling old content.

05-01-14  12:53pm

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