I would hope a reasonable assumption is embraced by those partaking in a poll matter of this nature, that is mostly put together as somewhat of a lark --- not so much as to overly bad-mouth our industry-webmasters ... (although a respectable number out there do appear to desperately need an attitudinal adjustment) ... but to foster needed attention to the fact too many of them (webmasters) are simply NOT LISTENING.
Turning deaf ears to the pleas of we who are financing their lively-hood to wallow in the lap of luxury.
I don't think I need to expound further on this matter .....cause' I figure my detractors, by now are baling in droves; ... or kindly seeking a way of getting my drift.
Gotta say though, before putting a wrap on this poll submission, I'm happily going out by passing on a note of due consideration for Drooler's (likely unwitting) but supportively help deciphering somewhat the poll's intention, by offering brilliant, contrasting examples.
For a while I had my favorite model spread out over my entire screen......she was clad in a stunning outfit, which abundantly accentuated her most erotic endowments.
Following every boot, I would fall completely under her magnificent spell, mesmerized by her magnetic sexual powers.
But like a lot of women .....she apparently became bored and took up with another guy's desktop.
Left me cold.
Now all I have is the usual bland welcome when I boot.
Since this poll so far appears it might currently be on its way to receive ZERO replies.....
I shall humanly throw it a bone.
I choose number three .......lean and muscular.
Main reason: because, in my youth, I personified that image's existence by possessing those qualities --- and then some.
Being a bodybuilder, and rippling with muscles in all the right places ...;=) ......obviously the kid turned heads all over the beaches he showed up on.
Unfortunately, it did nothing for me insofar as turning me on to the ladies.
In those days, muscles were frowned upon -- from both sexes. Too ugly, unnatural, and self-aggrandized.
Who would've known near the turn of the century those massive pectorals I'd perfected,(flexed to wiggle in all directions by simply turning on the switch) would now draw women like moth's to a flame.
Those six-pack abs I had then have since developed further, however .... in that they've now worked their way well over my belt-buckle.
My usual luck ......being at the right place at the wrong time.
Since I'm the first to vote on the poll options this time around, as well as first putting something in the "Quick Reply" section ......then I shall also put myself on record for being the first, and only one, to make a prediction which poll selection will bring in the most votes.
( And that would be the first of six selections from this poll to choose from:
"Normal clothes then undress."
Thanks to Pat and CT .......so far this poll hasn't sunk into the deep-blue.
as for my thoughts to this brilliantly conceived poll inquiry goes, I can say with full conviction that I'm actually rather ambivalent when it comes to making a choice acting on whichever of the options is closest to those mentioned in the poll.
That is to say, although I'm fervently in favor of first checking out any and all offers from porn sites coming down the pike, whether previously dealt with and/or securely acquainted, .... that should I be exercising good-sense judgment by running it by TBP, ...... conversely, on impulse and brevity, go straight for the offer in my email.
A perfect example of "don't do what I do, do as I say do."
I suppose I was too late getting in my reply ...made answerable to your comment on this poll.....
.hence its expiration and like hood you won't be reading my time-consuming response.
therefore I'm writing this and pushing the buttons to hopefully bring it back for your viewing. lol..... for what it's worth!
Cybertoad, --- as with his usually agile, cultivated and exemplary cyber-referenced awareness of things going on around the internet -- and especially on a business level and the general lowdown on Porn ... to which, I'd venture we collective perverts all generally know it.
And it follows, pertaining to the inquiry this poll currently is seeking:.... I can assuredly agree with CT's voluminously written thoughts on the matter.
My personal take on cams is that It's a sort'a internet-porn shell-game that's working well for the right people. And its picking off customers like flies on flypaper.
Remember that I said it here ... on Porn Users.
Lets just say porn-related Cams are now in a rather productive accumulative stage.
Then, one has to fathom, by its current acceptance and gaining popularity ....albeit, however, assuming assuredly by projecting its obvious potential and subtle advancements....that its bound and determined to fragment into new-found adjoining ideas ....the conceivable results of which follows another obscene money-making bonanza.
Allow me, CT, if you would, to include an additional option, that for me works better than all the others.
My suggestion .....
"provides an unexcelled outlet"
Yes! ....that's it! that simple.
Simply put ........
A date with my porn leaves no doubt that beginning, during, or before the kiss goodnight, through visual imagery I will come away completely satisfied.
Compare that to a conventional date with any woman (none of whom, BTW, will likely even come close to the physically feminine features you'll get to see from the Porn-queens.
Anyway, gas at $4.00 a gallon, the meter starts runnin' the moment you leave your driveway for your new evening date until it finally stops, upon its return home.
An evening together of this nature is usually expected to include a somewhat costly menu... resulting in an unchallenged duel chomp-down, presumably at a reasonably fancy restaurant ....the drinks keep comin' whilst you're hip-deep in a one-sided talk-a-thon wherein your date is extolling the many cute things about her grandbaby (or) assuming you're robbing the cradle, the young lady's own brood.
All this going on as the evening keeps chipping-away at the roll of greenbacks you started out with .....
And for what?
Answer: the payoff, naturally.
You know what I'm talkin' about.
The evening ending, saying goodnight but praying for that age old welcoming invitation to come into her apartment for a nightcap. (yeah, right)
That would be "nightcap" ... spelled P-U-S-S-Y.
Slipping back to those rare moments when you were able to squeeze in a romantic overture or two... working up to un-leashing your entire repertoire of combat-ready hit-on tactics.
Well.....Maybe it'll work, maybe not.
But Most-likely not.
But my Lady-Porn never leaves me wanting, cost me only a pittance and unfailingly delivers the goods.
And if that don't float your boat......she keeps her mouth shut at the tap of a button.
Please be advised, chief ..... I whole-hardly take the full blame for any and all remnant Faux pas, those present and any on the way ......whether it be the result dancing on the floor of my misdoing, or the forthcoming avalanche of predicted, negative recourse from regulars ... most likely demanding me stepping down from my bid to run against you in the upcoming election for the office of administrator.
But hey, I concede now before it gets down an dirty!
As usual, because too many times I tend to run off the end of the page in the process of getting my messages across, oftentimes the whole idea I'm attempting to convey just takes flight into nonsensical oblivion.
So it is with this poll ....
Let me try and make more sense of this turkey by simply offering an example ......
"Honey, what'cha doing? You sending something else off to that deviant, cesspool of porn that you spend so dammed much of your time on"?
"If it's another of those dumb-ass questioner's, then let me ask something, as a woman, I wanna know about this time?"
There you have it, guys ....it's about the best I can do!
Geeez ...... since everybody feels that way about 80 year-olds escorting "VERY YOUNG GIRLS" about and being seen with them, an all.......
I'll hereafter jus' keep my "very young" harem of beauties away from the enviable eyes of those who just can't afford the likes ..... or, those who're simply settled down to his "one-an-only." and can't get out'ta her sight to do that kind of stuff.
The way I see it, monitoring, and/or going after general copyright violators has got to be one of the more classic, monumental exercises in futility as is any other, or anywhere else on the net.
It's so pervasive, having lost it's scare-tactics, all it subtly gets anymore is the perennial lip-service ......much of which is from die-hard hanger-on's who still throw out all that threating legalize in their "terms of acceptance" as well as other similar sundry threats.
Like badandy, and Lpee allude to .....uploads to tube sites, and the like, proliferate at such astounding volume everywhere that the shock-values has gone the way of penny-loafers.
Please allow me to expand on the option: "pretty disgusting."
I also find it repulsive, repelling, offensive, repugnant, revolting, slimy, degrading, putrid, despicable, sordid, foul, abhorrent, demeaning.
Vile, sickening .... and whatever else one can think of that would be synonymous with any of the above.
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