Next time you get one with dead batteries, Jay ..... you might do what I did.... .after which guarantees she'll not only jump when you make the command ...... but she'll ask you "how high?"
The magic behind all that is Simply giving her the keys to a nice new car.
works every time.
Then after she does your bidding to your complete satisfaction, just tell her she can now purchase the car that the keys you gave her will start the engine.
Just keep in mind that here ..... on this site, you're in far better company, and one which is recognized industry wide for it's civility and professionalism than you're likely to find anywhere else representing this genre.
Driving down an isolated road, sometime back in 2010, I suddenly sensed this weird foreboding.
Then, all of a sudden there were some rotating lights emanating from a huge disc-shaped craft hovering above my car. I pulled over, after which I lost consciousness.
I awakened strapped down onto a padded table, and was getting a blurred vision of some weird creatures assembled around me. About then a telepathic voice uttered sounds that I interpreted as saying: "we are what you earthlings call Martians, and we're here on earth to extract cell samples from the brains of healthy sex addicts.
Then I sensed another Martian nearby, who interrupt the first one by saying: "No, Zonko, that's "pervert"...I think that's the correct term to use." Angrily, Zonko shot back: " How dare you, Axlerod, correct me in the presence of this mere, ignorant Homo sapien!"
this caught me off guard: I yelled out: "wait-a-minute, who're you fat-headed weirdos calling ignorant...and watch the Homo stuff?"
I didn't stop there: .."And why's your head so big, with those funny-looking bulging eyes...and your mouth, where the hell is your mouth?"
Zonko's huge forehead immediately developed protruding blue vains (I could tell he was mad).
Just then Axlerod chimed in: "now look what you've done, Zonko! You've gone and got our specimen all excited."
"Would you shut the hell up and let me do my extraction procedure", Zonko wailed.
After some more heated exchanges the two began flailing their little arms at each other in what appeared to be a fist-fight.
Immediately the two were carted out of the examining room, by whom I perceived as security personnel.
Shortly thereafter, I was addressed by somebody who looked like a senior attendant: "I'm sorry, he said, "they're interns and competitively doing this all the time."
"Anyhow," he added, 'I've concluded your brain's too old and addled to serve as a cell donor, We want younger and healthier men who're really avid perverts."
"But I AM a pervert," I said; and a darn avid one at that."
"No, you simply won't do,' said the Senior examiner...we're sending you back.
"I wanna know why I'm not an avid pervert," I blurted out...'Hell, man, I'm an active member of Porn Users for crying out loud."
"Odd you should mention that," he said...'Our research department have observed there's a limitless number of perfect specimens in that outfit, and we're going after them one-by-one."
The next thing I knew, I was seated behind the wheel of my car with the motor still running.
I think the man means what he says, guys...I'd stay off those lonely roads if I were you
When I'm social, I'm very, very social -- sometimes to a fault.
Those could be times I would be in the company of one .... or sociably acquiescing a bevy of lovey, amply endowed beauties, all of whom, throwing caution to the wind, are in ready-mode to liberate themselves from any and all sexual inhibitions while sharing the moment.
When I'm not social: (a good example for that might be when a guy unapologetically pisses on my leg.)
I think I'd have to extend that to any other occurrence reaching that magnitude.
I've had skirmishes several times with webmasters ....the outcome of which I'm proud to say often resolved the problem. I've even reversed my stand if I feel his argument is justified.
Overall, though, I definitely think its in the best interest of webmasters to respond voicing any grievance they might harbor over any action negatively taken by a subscriber.
The worst being simply ignoring a member's plea for help from those who've just taken their money.
Ever since, at that early age when I was introduced to nocturnal emissions, and happily my erections wouldn't leave me alone, I simply dreamed a lot.
It was later on I happened accidently upon, a napping damsel lying on her back, her dress had worked its way up to her panties, where her puffy kitty, tight against her raised mound, for the first time ignited and explosive, unforgettable crescendo of pleasure that served masturbation fantasies thereafter that never wore down.
That vision, placing me atop all that heavenly equipment, was a missionary content irreplaceably embedded and would never give up the lead.
What I find interesting about this poll inquiry is that although its tackled much of the obvious "conscious" things a straight male would ask himself, as well as "handle" in those circumstances..... not surprisingly, !00% have made it clear they wouldn't engage in nor have any interest in physically carrying out any phase of a gay encounter.
But what seems to be slid under the rug is the idea of approaching this same collection of data on a "subconscious" level: ...... DREAMS.
Have any of us here experienced a full-blown (pun intended) act of Homosexual activity with his same gender in the course of a dream?
I'm seeing a lot of red faces out there!
C'mon, be honest!
OK, guys, the ball is in your court.
You know, Turbo, you've handed me a many of laughs in the course of this association with our common interest in porn, and especially the way its kicked around here at PU.
But this message to which I'm replying, leaves the term "belly-laugh"" in a cloud of dust.
Knee-slapper also falls short.
LOL ain't even in the race.
But for the lack of finding any term that's worthy of mating with this gem ............... I'm reaching in the pot for the closest word that can even come close to laugh effect:
Ever here of the verb called "guffaw"
Jerry Stinfeld eat your heart out.
Many Thanks, yankee for the "head's up call."
You're as right as rain!
You've given me a whole new perspective on the stuff simply by the thoughtful correction.
Let me throw something at'cha ........
Why don't we see you getting more involved in the other fun-things we have to offer around here?
We could use your talent in our forum, as well as other programs of intense interest that I'll bet you'll ultimately find as mentally intoxicating as we regulars find them.
I don't wanna see any of the guy's cum .....period!
The fact that the women are coerced into swallowing the dammed stuff, or even rolling it around their mouths, is so fucking appalling that it defies any sense of a balanced mind.
What do I think?
It's undeniably "BATE" clear and simple.
And it works.
It's an industry staple that's pretty-well dug-in to porn marketing longevity -- so expect it to hang around for awhile.
Little doubt Hooking porn-watchers on this popular ploy Probably draws hardy guffaws from porn profiteers at their general schmoozing get-to-gathers.
I've never used it.
During my younger years, used to Read'em only to garner some tips and new material to add to story lines in letters I'd send to "special" ladies .....specifically those who was on my wish list to bed-down.
Otherwise, never considered literary porn in any fashion worth reading.
except only for visual properties and/or erotic images .......translation: Pictures and movies.
Join the crowd, Bear .....
I think I can speak for all ....."Been there done that"
Welcome to Porn Users.
You didn't say much ..... but what you did say pretty-well got your point across.
Appreciate the warning. You've likely thwarted a fair share of would-be subscribers from becoming a member of this turkey.
What pisses-me-off big time is the practice of these assholes pumping up the volume promoting all the goodies we'll get by joining ......yet won't tell you what the price is until you commits by pushing the "join" button.
I suspect this is but one of the many ploys they use to authorize more information from you even though you don't commit to join.
Another gem you have here, rear-aficionado. I marvel every time I see the stats associated with the likes of your extraordinary contribution this great site.
The fact you have so many under your belt only four-scores your amazing track-record.... all of which assuredly brings bright smiles to the faces of those whose names proudly grace ownership to Porn user's website.
What sparked this comment was the rather unusual kind of site you choose to review. Girls frolicking around in workout attire, moreover, all that fitness showmanship, while others are showing off their sensually feminine muscular-development has gotta be quite appealing. I'm especially turned on to gals with great abs.
And I doubt you missed those firm bubble-butts, either.
Roll-on RA! ..... your fans are watching the show.
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