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11-19-14  11:30am - 3 days I'll be back (12 Posts) - #6
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If you're leaving just because other people don't have the same views as you do, then I guess it's that constitutional protection of the freedom of speech that's the problem. Other than an echo chamber, internet or otherwise, you'll find the same elsewhere. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

11-06-14  04:25pm - 16 days Do you think ... ? (9 Posts) - #6
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Why would the politicians want to take porn away from themselves? How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

10-29-14  05:04pm - 24 days RIP Jack Bruce (4 Posts) - #3
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Cream was not my favorite super group though there a few of their songs I really liked. Your appreciation of Jack is like mine for the late Jaco Pastorius and currently Esperanza Spalding. All three very talented individuals on that instrument.

If you don't mind my digression, a couple of days ago one of favorite European porn stars, Lola Taylor was abducted, beaten, raped and jumped from a three story building to escape them ended up with some severe injuries as a result. One could either think she asked for it or be rather sympathetic to her plight. I fall in the later category. She might like getting paid for a gangbang but not against her will. Apparently these turds got caught during her escape.


I found an article about Lola Taylor's horrible ordeal. The asswipes who raped her for hours were caught and have been detained, possibly for three months to give time for the investigation, etc. She broke both legs by jumping out the window to escape.

Surely she couldn't have "asked for it." I hope the bastards get a nice stay in the "your turn" prison and that Lola comes out OK. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

10-28-14  05:09pm - 25 days RIP Jack Bruce (4 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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RIP Jack Bruce

I've acknowledged the passing of fine musicians such as Jon Lord and Johnny Winter in my little sig file before. Jack Bruce, who I have just learned passed away last Saturday, deserves a thread.

He was a student at the Royal Scottish Academy of Music and Drama, studying cello, before he branched out into jazz and then on to Cream, West Bruce and Laing, and various bands of his own.

And he wasn't just a superb bassist but also a composer of great music. Look up Theme for an Imaginary Western (some performances by Mountain, some by Jack) or Out Into the Fields.

It's too bad that he only lasted 71 years before succumbing to liver disease. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

10-25-14  05:18am - 28 days Who's the current porn 'It' girl? (31 Posts) - #27
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Alina quit the industry a couple of months ago and I think Jada is also gone. I think Chloe is still active but not a very prolific performer. Willow is still a question mark because she has barely a dozen or so scene under her belt. Cute girl but the large colorful tattoo on her right leg may make her unappealing to many producers.


Chloe Amour has been in 82 porn films. I suppose that doesn't quality as "prolific" enough. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

10-22-14  03:43pm - 31 days Who's the current porn 'It' girl? (31 Posts) - #16
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Girls that seem to do a lot of porn these days, which would be a reason for "it" status, include Jada Stevens, Alina Li, and Chloe Amour. Personally, though I like all three, Chloe Amour is the most interesting.

A rising star might be Willow Hayes. I don't know how much she's done. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

10-11-14  11:07am - 42 days More Random Levity (66 Posts) - #58
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The wealthy lady summoned her butler, Charles, into her bed chambers.

She first said, "Charles, take off my dress."

And then she said, "Charles, remove my bra."

And then: "Now, Charles, pull off my panties."

More quickly: "Take off my stockings, Charles."

And finally ...

"Now, Charles, don't let me catch you wearing my clothes again!" How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

10-06-14  05:12pm - 47 days Do you edit picture sets? (11 Posts) - #5
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There are two sides to the "whole big mess 'o pics" scenario. If the zip file contains 400, then you've got a lot of looking to do. This is especially annoying when the girl is giving basically the same expression and pose 6 to 10 (or more) times before breaking free of the apparent catatonic cheerfulness.

But if there are only 50 pics, who knows what you might have missed had there been more? Some pics are definitely more exciting than others -- but not in some alternative universe.

And this is what distinguishes one site from another. If it's Brazzers, you can expect a nearly Warholesque battery of similitude (but without as much color variation). With MetArt, on the other hand, it's not nearly as bad. But sometimes it's a bit too much same-old as well. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

10-05-14  05:46pm - 48 days Do you edit picture sets? (11 Posts) - #2
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I always edit them. It's rare that a picture set has only pics I'd like to keep. Blurry faces, sour faces, often goofy faces along with poor lighting or hot streams of light get tossed into the trash can from whence, metaphorically at least, they came.

With the higher resolution monitor I've had for nearly two years, it's now a necessity to get pics that are at least 2000px on the long side. Sometimes I like to get a good face closeup, and to keep it from getting pixelated, I sometimes go for the even bigger size.

It's a lot of work doing this stuff, but work to some is just a hobby to others. Some people like to grow vegetables or flowers. Me, I'm at my computer with a different kind of blossom. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

09-25-14  06:06pm - 58 days Sites Not Listed On "The Best Porn" (720 Posts) - #705
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Here's a fairly new one: Ashley Doll.

The girl is known either as "Ashley Doll" or (as at DavidNudes) "Taylor Ashley." She's also appeared a bit at Twistys, MetArt, etc. and even did a couple of hardcore scenes before deciding not to continue with it.

Now she's active with her own softcore site, "Ashley Doll." How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

09-05-14  09:27am - 78 days Joan Rivers Died (5 Posts) - #3
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Her stand-ups were truly hilarious. We've lost a comic genius. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

09-02-14  10:50am - 81 days the danger of cloud based systems (19 Posts) - #7
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It's best to be careful about what you put in cloud accounts. Anything you put in a cloud could come falling down on your head -- and I ain't no Chicken Little!

Rule of Thumb: If my own mother shouldn't see it, it doesn't go there. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

08-24-14  11:04am - 90 days Does anybody find this overkill of finger- sucking having any worthwhile purpose? (9 Posts) - #3
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I've noticed that this has become more of a staple in photo sets, with the women sucking on a digit or two (often with eyes closed) before landing the fingers on the doorbell of the love canal.

It's another cliche to go along with the fingernail between the teeth (with that "gee, I'm considering sex now" look) or the upper-teeth-biting-half-the-lower-lip business.

I usually place such material into the circular file located in the lower right corner of my screen. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

08-21-14  06:34pm - 93 days Should PU add a thread labelled RIP for good porn sites that have bit the dust? (28 Posts) - #24
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Originally Posted by LPee23:


I've been watching porn online since 1996, but I only joined PU recently.

The owner of Xisty.com went by the name "Fred." In addition to running his own studio, he licensed content out to others. The ATK photosets credited to "Fred" were his work.


I've been a fan "Fred's" work. I'd search it out at the ATK sites 'cause I knew it would be good stuff. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

08-10-14  05:18pm - 104 days Italian Friends on the Bus (157 Posts) - #161
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A man walks into his backyard, where his wife is on her knees gardening. He says, "In the 10 years we've been married, your ass has really gotten big! I'll bet it's bigger than the grill!"

His wife says nothing and just keeps doing her gardening.

The man gets a tape measure and goes to the grill. Then he steps behind his wife with the tape measure, holding it around her ass. "Wow!" he exclaims. "Your ass is actually 2 inches wider than the grill!"

Again, the wife offers no reaction.

Later than evening, they're in bed. The husband is feeling frisky and starts putting the move on his wife. She says, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?" How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

08-01-14  10:42am - 113 days Should PU add a thread labelled RIP for good porn sites that have bit the dust? (28 Posts) - #6
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Well, this just might be the thread itself. After all, we are PU.

And so, on that note, here's a list of sites that have, most unfortunately (IMHO), bit the proverbial cyber-dust (in no particular order):

DNA
European Glamour Girls (still up, but now in "zombie" mode)
sunmod (Sanja Matic's site)
Eva's Garden
Hornypot
LustCircus
Czech-Babes.com (still up, but stopped updating YEARS ago)
PureBeautyMag
Superlicious
SheDontBlush
TopErotic
TopMiss (in French ... tant pis)


Perhaps we should also acknowledge sites that have survived for the past 10 years or longer:

MetArt
BikiniRiot
ATK Galleria
clubjanacova
Hegre-Art
PixAndVideo
ClubSandy
1byDay
KarupsPC
KarupsHA
ALSScans
InTheCrack
MCNudes
MPL Studios
Nubiles
Twistys
SimonScans

That's a partial list for both categories. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you? Edited on Aug 05, 2014, 06:52pm

07-12-14  03:24pm - 133 days NoFagsHere indeed... I'm off! (25 Posts) - #9
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Originally Posted by Khan:


For the record, we do not have a policy about censoring user names here at PornUsers and at this late state of its evolution, creating a new policy and screening all existing user names for terms that might be potentially offensive to one or more users, would shift focus and resources from building MyPorn.

FWIW, I too think it's a crappy user name and even wrote the user an email suggesting it would be good to change it.

But, because of the issues that gaypornolover made us aware of, when MyPorn launches, it will *not* allow such user names.



UPDATE:

I asked Rick for special permission to change this one user acct and he granted it. So, the offensive user name has now been changed.


Policy is one thing; discretion is another. The former will never, in all cases, be an adequate substitute for the latter. It's what's wrong, for instance, with the zero-tolerance policies at high schools in the US.

But all's well that ends well. The people in charge got it. I hope that gaypornolover will stay with us and that he is not offended in such a manner in the future. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

07-11-14  04:35pm - 134 days Is Porn Losing Its sparkle or Do You Think Its Great These Days (32 Posts) - #26
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Originally Posted by AWpress:


the onus is on us wade through the cruft and find what is specifically good for us.


I agree. There's as great a volume as there ever was of available porn, but as always has been the case, you have to find out what's good (for you) and what's not. And with porn it's not quite as simple as inspecting an onion in the produce section.

I've been disappointed by plenty of sites over the years, and delighted by some. At least we can hedge our bets better than before with TPU and PU. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

07-09-14  04:44pm - 136 days Is Porn Losing Its sparkle or Do You Think Its Great These Days (32 Posts) - #18
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What Wittyguy said. And here's a little more.

I remember when the only thing that was world wide was the wait, and that was for pixelated coitus or T 'n A at less than 640x480. Photo galleries were sometimes broken into packages of around 10 mb or so; you'd have to unzip them one at a time and put them together.

You know: dialup.

I could go back further to the VHS days ...

And maybe it is in a decline of sorts, but not where my tastes are. I'm content. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

06-22-14  06:24pm - 153 days The "who's that model" thread (26 Posts) - #13
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Originally Posted by LPee23:


You are right on Drooler, again! I admit that I clicked right past her on my own search, because I did not recognize her without the makeup. This is a fun thread, and you guys seem to like it so far, so I'm going to keep going with it for now. Contributions from others would be welcome too!

Anyone recognize this model? She was one of the earliest on houseoftaboo.com.





It's Justine Joli, known earlier in her career as Swan. She's done a variety of stuff, from straight glam to kinky. I couldn't find her on the House Of Taboo site, but I have a few pics from the "toilet" set you have one of, so I'm positive it's her. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

06-22-14  10:34am - 153 days The "who's that model" thread (26 Posts) - #11
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Originally Posted by LPee23:


Here's another hottie with big natural tits that totally stumped me.




I think it's Lucy N, without a lot of makeup on. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

06-21-14  05:24pm - 154 days The "who's that model" thread (26 Posts) - #9
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Looks like Arina--or Becky Millar, depending on the site--who has scenes on a couple of DDF sites.

(BTW, I did an advanced search on DDF and found her almost immediately.)


Well, whattaya know. I didn't have any of her in my stash, but having looked at her DDF listings, you can just make out a trace of that tattoo on her right arm in LPee23's photo.

This is fun. It reminds me of quizzes I saw once in a porn mag I looked at way back in the mid-1980's, with titles like "Name That Cocksucker" and "Name that Cunt Lappee." But this is easier for reasons that are clear enough on face value. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

06-21-14  06:20am - 154 days The "who's that model" thread (26 Posts) - #7
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I'm pretty sure that's helplessly super sexy Sarah Blue, though I don't recognize the set the pic is from. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

06-20-14  04:34pm - 155 days The "who's that model" thread (26 Posts) - #5
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Originally Posted by LPee23:


Here's another model from an old shoot from DDF not on their site anymore.



Sorry I don't have a better shot of her face, but this is all that I have to work with.


It's Olivia York. As you will see from her EBI profile (linked), she didn't do a whole lot. Kind of a shame, 'cause she had a beautiful face and eyes and quite possibly the most perfect ass I think I've ever seen. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

06-18-14  07:23am - 157 days "A Rosebud By Any Other Name..." (25 Posts) - #3
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I'd never heard of it, but now that I've read the description, it's really bizarre, extreme, and sick. It's something that only a really demented mind would dream up and/or enjoy. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

06-13-14  11:45am - 162 days Google says no more porn ads. (36 Posts) - #8
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It's weird how the maturity of a company can be measured as an increase in poor judgement. But hey, look at Microsoft. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

05-25-14  06:14pm - 181 days More Random Levity (66 Posts) - #54
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.


Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

05-17-14  02:52pm - 189 days Name recognition in porn (20 Posts) - #20
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Ugh, "lifestyle" for "sophisticated urban males"--no, thank you.

I guess it could explain why I've always had so little interest in Playboy and its brand of rich, blonde beauty. It just sounds so vapid that it practically makes Larry Flynt seem like a philosopher king.


It does make one wonder: If you're sophisticated, why would you need to pay for monthly advice from a smut peddler? How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

05-10-14  11:52am - 196 days Name recognition in porn (20 Posts) - #18
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Playboy was at the vanguard of the Sexual Revolution that grew until it was flourishing in the 1960's, but it was never just about nude women. It was a lifestyle magazine for sophisticated urban males.

Funny how the Blue Fantasies web site started off with the same basic concept some 13 years ago or so, and then, through changes of ownership and management, turned into a nude model site until it finally stopped updating while it was a subsite of Twistys.

Playboy, meanwhile, took a long time to shake its concept of all-American-girl with perfect teeth and tan and stick-out titties. Now the Playboy content looks more like the other stuff you see on nude model sites, though the photo quality is usually superb. Seems that they learned from their students how to choose and present the models, but kept to their high image standards. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

04-06-14  12:43pm - 230 days What sites have provided you with your most watched/viewed videos or pics (8 Posts) - #6
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I'd say the list has to include, for pics, in no particular order, the following:

ATK Galleria and also the Petites site
MetArt and affiliated sites
MPL Studios
FemJoy
ALS Scans
ALS Angels
21st Sextury
DDF sites
TorridArt
18OnlyGirls and WowGirls
BikiniRiot

For videos, OrgasmsXXX, FuckedHard18 and PornPros (especially MassageCreep) have done a fair amount of hardcore that I like. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

03-28-14  04:09pm - 239 days How Old Is This Stuff? (8 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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How Old Is This Stuff?

Been a long-term member of Goddess Nudes. A recent photoset of a girl there named Artemia gave me a spell of d�j� vu, then I remembered enough to go on a hunch: My Precious Virgins. So I scrolled through about 25 visitor pages and there she was: Susan, the blond who served a year in the Israeli army.

But I digress. I just wonder how old some of the content we porn hounds are getting is. There's no complaint, just a question.

BTW, I'm not recommending My Precious Virgins. Goddess Nudes I like, though. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

03-27-14  06:10pm - 240 days What would the social consequences be if your porn habits/PU nickname ... (21 Posts) - #7
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I wonder which would be more shameful, porn or sex? I mean sex with a consenting adult. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

03-26-14  06:27pm - 241 days Hysteria (5 Posts) - #6
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Female hysteria? Sounds like a good thing in the bedroom, not so much elsewhere.

Also sounds like the good doctor in the movie came up with a clever way to get his paws on some hoochie. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

03-26-14  06:07pm - 241 days I have nothing against the men in porn, butů (7 Posts) - #6
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If I understand the problem correctly, it's trying to view female models, especially new ones, when the names are unisex, and one might wind up unintentionally getting a "virtual boyfriend."

Without photo thumbs, that would be frustrating. Alternatively, males could be filtered out with a click. These are suggestions for the sites who don't do such things.

I don't think the complaint has anything at all to do with male performers. It seems to be about how certain sites do or do not organize their listings of performers. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

03-23-14  07:03pm - 244 days What is your system ? (25 Posts) - #18
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1. Windows Shitsome 7
2. Firefox 27.0.1 ... Nope, just got 28 while reading this poll.
3. Internet Exploder (the deflated tire in the car trunk backup) and Chrome
4. No.

One of the more ridiculous experiences I have with Windows 7 is when it requires me to give myself permission to move, rename, etc. a file. It's a shame that Microsoft rules the OS world. The only thing they've excelled at is aggressive marketing. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you? Edited on Mar 25, 2014, 04:15pm

03-19-14  05:30pm - 248 days "Your porn is not Canadian enough" (16 Posts) - #12
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


At the moment I can only think of one site that is Canadian, the orifice-obsessed InTheCrack, which has its record of compliance address in Alberta, Calgary. Though for all I know much of its content could be shot in space it's so closeup.


It's about as Canadian as "Yank" automobiles are American. Many of the models are not Canadian, and shoots take place at far-flung locales like New Zealand. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

03-14-14  04:44pm - 253 days Sites Not Listed On "The Best Porn" (720 Posts) - #671
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SkinTightGlamour looks pretty new. Kind of in the OnlyTease, etc. sites and stretchy fabric vein, it would seem, with the models who specialize in teasing (Sophia Smith, Hayley-Marie, etc.).

If you start a join, you'll see their pricing schedule, which is pretty overworked, IMHO. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you? Edited by Staff on Mar 15, 2014, 06:40am (Khan: edited direct link)

03-06-14  05:30pm - 261 days More Random Levity (66 Posts) - #34
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That reminds me of the joke that goes something like this:

Three women interviewed for a managerial position at a top finance company in New York City. One of them had an MBA from Stanford, one from Cornell, and one from Wharton.

Which one got the job?

The one with the big tits. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

03-02-14  08:44am - 265 days New faces? (35 Posts) - #34
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I've found a reason to revive this thread: August Ames! She's built like a wonder machine and runs like one, too. And, she's got a sense of humor!

And when she spreads her pussy, it reminds me of Greek forum seating. Pretty amazing! How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

03-01-14  07:06am - 266 days Survey on Gonzo Pornography (17 Posts) - #13
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I don't see anything wrong at all with Gonzo2014's English. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

03-01-14  05:45am - 266 days More Random Levity (66 Posts) - #22
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Originally Posted by Khan:





What bugs me is that I don't even know what half of these knobs are for! How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

02-27-14  01:47pm - 268 days More Random Levity (66 Posts) - #18
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Originally Posted by Micha:


Conventional wisdom states that man was created by God.

However common sense will tell you that women were designed by civil engineers.

Who else would think to locate a recreation area adjacent to a waste disposal site.


Well, one thing that engineering is about is space efficiency and interchangeability, and we've all seen how that waste disposal site gets repurposed for recreation! How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

02-26-14  04:02pm - 269 days More Random Levity (66 Posts) - #12
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


About time this site started educating it members.




Seeing this it's no wonder that women like to torment men about their dick sizes. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

02-22-14  02:33pm - 273 days More Random Levity (66 Posts) - #4
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Originally Posted by Khan:





I hate it when there's two continuous minutes of just this! How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

02-15-14  06:30am - 280 days Now I know I'm getting old (7 Posts) - #5
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It's weird because when I saw her being interviewed by Bill Shatner a few years ago, she seemed very down-to-earth and centered. She said that the fake tits are really required -- that they're important for the box cover (back in the days of videotape) -- and that to stay in the business, you really didn't have a choice.

Well, some people, once they undergo cosmetic surgery, just can't say no to more. Micheal Jackson was like that; Aletta Ocean is like that.

People are mysteries. I sometimes wonder if anyone ever really knows anyone else. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

02-14-14  01:37pm - 281 days Condom Use in Jynx Maze February Scene on Brazzers (25 Posts) - #12
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What if they just used fake ejaculate for everything? You know, cream pies (anal and otherwise) and facials. That wouldn't reduce risk to 100%, but neither does condom use. Ever had one of those "Mr. Johnson does a Harry Houdini" experiences? The more you fuck, the greater the risk of that, too. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

02-13-14  03:15am - 282 days Anyone remember the first days of their internet porn usage? (28 Posts) - #14
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Originally Posted by LPee23:


These were the early days of dial-up, and I still lived at home. I remember when we just got Windows 3.0 for the first time, and it was a totally different world from MS-DOS. I quickly found internet porn, and shared with my buddies. I'm going to share a totally embarrassing story here - especially embarrassing given the contrast between my tech novice at the time versus my understanding now as an engineer.

I was going through a bunch of photos that I found for free - right click, save, right click, save... I must have missed "save" once when clicking in the menu, and the results caught up with me later.

The next time I powered on the system, I was greeted with a 5 second showing of a full screen shot of a hot chick spreading her pussy for all to see! I thought, holy fuck, what just happened? It kept showing for 5 seconds every time I restarted the computer! Now what had really happened was that I had saved the picture as the background - so it showed for 5 seconds during start up before the wallpaper (which was different from the background in Windows 3.0) covered it over.

So I couldn't figure out for the life of me what the hell happened. Here's the best part. I played dumb, and when my sister found it and told my parents, I suggested that it might be a virus. And they bought it!! I was totally off the hook! Plus our PC was showing this spread pussy shot on start up for 4 months straight before I could figure out how to take it down!

Those were the days.


That's a great story. Your parents obviously think well of you.

You couldn't do that with magazines (just to move the timeline even further back). My mother found my 'zine stash in the early '90's and told me that she wasn't going to allow that "smut" in her house. And these were Playboy models revealing a bit of pubic hair while looking as horny as chilled pineapple.

My first internet porn was very small and halo-riddled picture files downloaded at snails-in-molasses dialup speed. They disappeared with the hard drive crash of the period, around '99 or 2000.

This is a great thread, BTW. I've been enjoying all of the funny stories, and they're quite well told. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you? Edited on Feb 13, 2014, 03:27am

02-09-14  06:14am - 286 days Collector types (12 Posts) - #3
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Individual models How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

02-08-14  05:14am - 287 days ATK/Amkingdom.com?? (12 Posts) - #11
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From the photo, it's clear there's some nice stuff to plug into. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

02-02-14  10:45am - 293 days Porn price inflation (10 Posts) - #3
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Unless I'm very wrong then the main appeal of x-art is that you get hardcore porn with a glamorous twist not seen on other sites.


I think that statement sums it up very well. X-art started doing hardcore before Met-Art's possible answer to that, SexArt, showed up.

It's nice that glamour and real sex are not polarized away from each other as they used to be. It's nice to see models like the stunning redhead Michelle (aka Noemi, Marga) doing both with lots of enthusiasm ... at the Wow/18-only sites. How can you "skip" an ad that's already being shown to you?

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