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07-12-14  03:24pm - 15 days NoFagsHere indeed... I'm off! (25 Posts) - #9
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Originally Posted by Khan:


For the record, we do not have a policy about censoring user names here at PornUsers and at this late state of its evolution, creating a new policy and screening all existing user names for terms that might be potentially offensive to one or more users, would shift focus and resources from building MyPorn.

FWIW, I too think it's a crappy user name and even wrote the user an email suggesting it would be good to change it.

But, because of the issues that gaypornolover made us aware of, when MyPorn launches, it will *not* allow such user names.



UPDATE:

I asked Rick for special permission to change this one user acct and he granted it. So, the offensive user name has now been changed.


Policy is one thing; discretion is another. The former will never, in all cases, be an adequate substitute for the latter. It's what's wrong, for instance, with the zero-tolerance policies at high schools in the US.

But all's well that ends well. The people in charge got it. I hope that gaypornolover will stay with us and that he is not offended in such a manner in the future. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...

07-11-14  04:35pm - 16 days Is Porn Losing Its sparkle or Do You Think Its Great These Days (32 Posts) - #26
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Originally Posted by AWpress:


the onus is on us wade through the cruft and find what is specifically good for us.


I agree. There's as great a volume as there ever was of available porn, but as always has been the case, you have to find out what's good (for you) and what's not. And with porn it's not quite as simple as inspecting an onion in the produce section.

I've been disappointed by plenty of sites over the years, and delighted by some. At least we can hedge our bets better than before with TPU and PU. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...

07-09-14  04:44pm - 18 days Is Porn Losing Its sparkle or Do You Think Its Great These Days (32 Posts) - #18
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What Wittyguy said. And here's a little more.

I remember when the only thing that was world wide was the wait, and that was for pixelated coitus or T 'n A at less than 640x480. Photo galleries were sometimes broken into packages of around 10 mb or so; you'd have to unzip them one at a time and put them together.

You know: dialup.

I could go back further to the VHS days ...

And maybe it is in a decline of sorts, but not where my tastes are. I'm content. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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06-22-14  06:24pm - 35 days The "who's that model" thread (20 Posts) - #13
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Originally Posted by LPee23:


You are right on Drooler, again! I admit that I clicked right past her on my own search, because I did not recognize her without the makeup. This is a fun thread, and you guys seem to like it so far, so I'm going to keep going with it for now. Contributions from others would be welcome too!

Anyone recognize this model? She was one of the earliest on houseoftaboo.com.





It's Justine Joli, known earlier in her career as Swan. She's done a variety of stuff, from straight glam to kinky. I couldn't find her on the House Of Taboo site, but I have a few pics from the "toilet" set you have one of, so I'm positive it's her. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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06-22-14  10:34am - 35 days The "who's that model" thread (20 Posts) - #11
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Originally Posted by LPee23:


Here's another hottie with big natural tits that totally stumped me.




I think it's Lucy N, without a lot of makeup on. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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06-21-14  05:24pm - 36 days The "who's that model" thread (20 Posts) - #9
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Looks like Arina--or Becky Millar, depending on the site--who has scenes on a couple of DDF sites.

(BTW, I did an advanced search on DDF and found her almost immediately.)


Well, whattaya know. I didn't have any of her in my stash, but having looked at her DDF listings, you can just make out a trace of that tattoo on her right arm in LPee23's photo.

This is fun. It reminds me of quizzes I saw once in a porn mag I looked at way back in the mid-1980's, with titles like "Name That Cocksucker" and "Name that Cunt Lappee." But this is easier for reasons that are clear enough on face value. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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06-21-14  06:20am - 36 days The "who's that model" thread (20 Posts) - #7
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I'm pretty sure that's helplessly super sexy Sarah Blue, though I don't recognize the set the pic is from. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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06-20-14  04:34pm - 37 days The "who's that model" thread (20 Posts) - #5
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Originally Posted by LPee23:


Here's another model from an old shoot from DDF not on their site anymore.



Sorry I don't have a better shot of her face, but this is all that I have to work with.


It's Olivia York. As you will see from her EBI profile (linked), she didn't do a whole lot. Kind of a shame, 'cause she had a beautiful face and eyes and quite possibly the most perfect ass I think I've ever seen. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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06-18-14  07:23am - 39 days "A Rosebud By Any Other Name..." (25 Posts) - #3
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I'd never heard of it, but now that I've read the description, it's really bizarre, extreme, and sick. It's something that only a really demented mind would dream up and/or enjoy. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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06-13-14  11:45am - 44 days Google says no more porn ads. (36 Posts) - #8
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It's weird how the maturity of a company can be measured as an increase in poor judgement. But hey, look at Microsoft. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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05-25-14  06:14pm - 63 days More Random Levity (54 Posts) - #54
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.


Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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05-17-14  02:52pm - 71 days Name recognition in porn (20 Posts) - #20
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Ugh, "lifestyle" for "sophisticated urban males"--no, thank you.

I guess it could explain why I've always had so little interest in Playboy and its brand of rich, blonde beauty. It just sounds so vapid that it practically makes Larry Flynt seem like a philosopher king.


It does make one wonder: If you're sophisticated, why would you need to pay for monthly advice from a smut peddler? You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...

05-10-14  11:52am - 78 days Name recognition in porn (20 Posts) - #18
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Playboy was at the vanguard of the Sexual Revolution that grew until it was flourishing in the 1960's, but it was never just about nude women. It was a lifestyle magazine for sophisticated urban males.

Funny how the Blue Fantasies web site started off with the same basic concept some 13 years ago or so, and then, through changes of ownership and management, turned into a nude model site until it finally stopped updating while it was a subsite of Twistys.

Playboy, meanwhile, took a long time to shake its concept of all-American-girl with perfect teeth and tan and stick-out titties. Now the Playboy content looks more like the other stuff you see on nude model sites, though the photo quality is usually superb. Seems that they learned from their students how to choose and present the models, but kept to their high image standards. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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04-06-14  12:43pm - 112 days What sites have provided you with your most watched/viewed videos or pics (8 Posts) - #6
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I'd say the list has to include, for pics, in no particular order, the following:

ATK Galleria and also the Petites site
MetArt and affiliated sites
MPL Studios
FemJoy
ALS Scans
ALS Angels
21st Sextury
DDF sites
TorridArt
18OnlyGirls and WowGirls
BikiniRiot

For videos, OrgasmsXXX, FuckedHard18 and PornPros (especially MassageCreep) have done a fair amount of hardcore that I like. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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03-28-14  04:09pm - 121 days How Old Is This Stuff? (8 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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How Old Is This Stuff?

Been a long-term member of Goddess Nudes. A recent photoset of a girl there named Artemia gave me a spell of d�j� vu, then I remembered enough to go on a hunch: My Precious Virgins. So I scrolled through about 25 visitor pages and there she was: Susan, the blond who served a year in the Israeli army.

But I digress. I just wonder how old some of the content we porn hounds are getting is. There's no complaint, just a question.

BTW, I'm not recommending My Precious Virgins. Goddess Nudes I like, though. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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03-27-14  06:10pm - 122 days What would the social consequences be if your porn habits/PU nickname ... (21 Posts) - #7
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I wonder which would be more shameful, porn or sex? I mean sex with a consenting adult. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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03-26-14  06:27pm - 123 days Hysteria (5 Posts) - #6
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Female hysteria? Sounds like a good thing in the bedroom, not so much elsewhere.

Also sounds like the good doctor in the movie came up with a clever way to get his paws on some hoochie. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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03-26-14  06:07pm - 123 days I have nothing against the men in porn, but… (7 Posts) - #6
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If I understand the problem correctly, it's trying to view female models, especially new ones, when the names are unisex, and one might wind up unintentionally getting a "virtual boyfriend."

Without photo thumbs, that would be frustrating. Alternatively, males could be filtered out with a click. These are suggestions for the sites who don't do such things.

I don't think the complaint has anything at all to do with male performers. It seems to be about how certain sites do or do not organize their listings of performers. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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03-23-14  07:03pm - 126 days What is your system ? (25 Posts) - #18
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1. Windows Shitsome 7
2. Firefox 27.0.1 ... Nope, just got 28 while reading this poll.
3. Internet Exploder (the deflated tire in the car trunk backup) and Chrome
4. No.

One of the more ridiculous experiences I have with Windows 7 is when it requires me to give myself permission to move, rename, etc. a file. It's a shame that Microsoft rules the OS world. The only thing they've excelled at is aggressive marketing. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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Edited on Mar 25, 2014, 04:15pm

03-19-14  05:30pm - 130 days "Your porn is not Canadian enough" (16 Posts) - #12
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


At the moment I can only think of one site that is Canadian, the orifice-obsessed InTheCrack, which has its record of compliance address in Alberta, Calgary. Though for all I know much of its content could be shot in space it's so closeup.


It's about as Canadian as "Yank" automobiles are American. Many of the models are not Canadian, and shoots take place at far-flung locales like New Zealand. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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03-14-14  04:44pm - 135 days Sites Not Listed On "The Best Porn" (639 Posts) - #671
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SkinTightGlamour looks pretty new. Kind of in the OnlyTease, etc. sites and stretchy fabric vein, it would seem, with the models who specialize in teasing (Sophia Smith, Hayley-Marie, etc.).

If you start a join, you'll see their pricing schedule, which is pretty overworked, IMHO. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...
Edited by Staff on Mar 15, 2014, 06:40am (Khan: edited direct link)

03-06-14  05:30pm - 143 days More Random Levity (54 Posts) - #34
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That reminds me of the joke that goes something like this:

Three women interviewed for a managerial position at a top finance company in New York City. One of them had an MBA from Stanford, one from Cornell, and one from Wharton.

Which one got the job?

The one with the big tits. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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03-02-14  08:44am - 147 days New faces? (35 Posts) - #34
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I've found a reason to revive this thread: August Ames! She's built like a wonder machine and runs like one, too. And, she's got a sense of humor!

And when she spreads her pussy, it reminds me of Greek forum seating. Pretty amazing! You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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03-01-14  07:06am - 148 days Survey on Gonzo Pornography (17 Posts) - #13
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I don't see anything wrong at all with Gonzo2014's English. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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03-01-14  05:45am - 148 days More Random Levity (54 Posts) - #22
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Originally Posted by Khan:





What bugs me is that I don't even know what half of these knobs are for! You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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02-27-14  01:47pm - 150 days More Random Levity (54 Posts) - #18
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Originally Posted by Micha:


Conventional wisdom states that man was created by God.

However common sense will tell you that women were designed by civil engineers.

Who else would think to locate a recreation area adjacent to a waste disposal site.


Well, one thing that engineering is about is space efficiency and interchangeability, and we've all seen how that waste disposal site gets repurposed for recreation! You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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02-26-14  04:02pm - 151 days More Random Levity (54 Posts) - #12
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


About time this site started educating it members.




Seeing this it's no wonder that women like to torment men about their dick sizes. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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02-22-14  02:33pm - 155 days More Random Levity (54 Posts) - #4
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Originally Posted by Khan:





I hate it when there's two continuous minutes of just this! You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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02-15-14  06:30am - 162 days Now I know I'm getting old (7 Posts) - #5
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It's weird because when I saw her being interviewed by Bill Shatner a few years ago, she seemed very down-to-earth and centered. She said that the fake tits are really required -- that they're important for the box cover (back in the days of videotape) -- and that to stay in the business, you really didn't have a choice.

Well, some people, once they undergo cosmetic surgery, just can't say no to more. Micheal Jackson was like that; Aletta Ocean is like that.

People are mysteries. I sometimes wonder if anyone ever really knows anyone else. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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02-14-14  01:37pm - 163 days Condom Use in Jynx Maze February Scene on Brazzers (25 Posts) - #12
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What if they just used fake ejaculate for everything? You know, cream pies (anal and otherwise) and facials. That wouldn't reduce risk to 100%, but neither does condom use. Ever had one of those "Mr. Johnson does a Harry Houdini" experiences? The more you fuck, the greater the risk of that, too. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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02-13-14  03:15am - 165 days Anyone remember the first days of their internet porn usage? (28 Posts) - #14
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Originally Posted by LPee23:


These were the early days of dial-up, and I still lived at home. I remember when we just got Windows 3.0 for the first time, and it was a totally different world from MS-DOS. I quickly found internet porn, and shared with my buddies. I'm going to share a totally embarrassing story here - especially embarrassing given the contrast between my tech novice at the time versus my understanding now as an engineer.

I was going through a bunch of photos that I found for free - right click, save, right click, save... I must have missed "save" once when clicking in the menu, and the results caught up with me later.

The next time I powered on the system, I was greeted with a 5 second showing of a full screen shot of a hot chick spreading her pussy for all to see! I thought, holy fuck, what just happened? It kept showing for 5 seconds every time I restarted the computer! Now what had really happened was that I had saved the picture as the background - so it showed for 5 seconds during start up before the wallpaper (which was different from the background in Windows 3.0) covered it over.

So I couldn't figure out for the life of me what the hell happened. Here's the best part. I played dumb, and when my sister found it and told my parents, I suggested that it might be a virus. And they bought it!! I was totally off the hook! Plus our PC was showing this spread pussy shot on start up for 4 months straight before I could figure out how to take it down!

Those were the days.


That's a great story. Your parents obviously think well of you.

You couldn't do that with magazines (just to move the timeline even further back). My mother found my 'zine stash in the early '90's and told me that she wasn't going to allow that "smut" in her house. And these were Playboy models revealing a bit of pubic hair while looking as horny as chilled pineapple.

My first internet porn was very small and halo-riddled picture files downloaded at snails-in-molasses dialup speed. They disappeared with the hard drive crash of the period, around '99 or 2000.

This is a great thread, BTW. I've been enjoying all of the funny stories, and they're quite well told. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...
Edited on Feb 13, 2014, 03:27am

02-09-14  06:14am - 168 days Collector types (12 Posts) - #3
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Individual models You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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02-08-14  05:14am - 169 days ATK/Amkingdom.com?? (12 Posts) - #11
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From the photo, it's clear there's some nice stuff to plug into. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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02-02-14  10:45am - 175 days Porn price inflation (10 Posts) - #3
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Unless I'm very wrong then the main appeal of x-art is that you get hardcore porn with a glamorous twist not seen on other sites.


I think that statement sums it up very well. X-art started doing hardcore before Met-Art's possible answer to that, SexArt, showed up.

It's nice that glamour and real sex are not polarized away from each other as they used to be. It's nice to see models like the stunning redhead Michelle (aka Noemi, Marga) doing both with lots of enthusiasm ... at the Wow/18-only sites. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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01-29-14  04:22pm - 179 days Thoroughly disgusted! (17 Posts) - #16
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Originally Posted by messmer:


And now it is spam sent under weird names like (made up by me as an example) "sj'klo." Would anyone even be tempted to look at an email like that?


Not I. But I don't even bother with the names that look normal. I know that it's spam. Do they think I don't? You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

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01-28-14  05:50pm - 180 days Thoroughly disgusted! (17 Posts) - #5
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Yeah, right, "We don't sell your email address to anyone," so gimme-gimme spammy-spammy wasn't me!

Those slimeballs should be wrapped in Visqueen and set on fire! You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...

01-25-14  06:34pm - 183 days Is anyone using Windows 8? (29 Posts) - #26
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Originally Posted by Micha:


I have occasional pop-ups but the pop-unders are the most annoying. I will have a string of sites loaded and will hear voices from my headset sitting on the desk. Several sites down in the stack is a window or three that I never opened, with Ron Jeremy offering to give me a dick just like his, or a lady who can be at my house in 12 minutes to fulfill all my needs, or a notification that the FBI has just locked my browser and needs payment of a fine of several hundreds of dollars in bitcoin, or the pop-ups that ask me if I'm sure I want to leave this page and then refuses to hear my answer.

I'm going to get that typewriter out of the attic


This (above) is an example of how good can come from bad. Windows = bad; above post = hilarious! And I can definitely relate.

BTW, you'd have to sneeze on a typewriter for it to get a virus, and it never makes you wait while it downloads and installs updates that will "improve" its overall performance, which with Win-Doze is like decorating the town dump with pink flamingos.

Win-Doze is excellent proof that you need neither socialism nor communism for everyone to wind up having no choice but to use inferior products. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...
Edited on Jan 25, 2014, 06:38pm

01-17-14  05:14pm - 191 days Is anyone using Windows 8? (29 Posts) - #20
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Microsoft is a software company. Software is what they do. The only catch is this: They don't know what they're doing. It's nothing new.

They allowed their OS to be vulnerable to malware (viruses and worms) until the problem got so bad that they HAD to do something about it. That was several years ago.

They refused for years and years to write a web-standards-compliant IE until their share of browser use dropped from 80-something % to 12-16%.

Microsoft Word is still full of pitfalls for the average user who would just like to be able to get work done and not fool around with formatting problems with tables and lists and capital letters and so on.

I could go on, but I believe it's clear that Microsoft is almost as arrogant as it is incompetent. Windows 8 is just another example of their incredibly poor judgement. Its users are paying the price for the company trying to get a into the tablet market -- late in the game, as usual, as was the case with game boxes, web search engines, and smart phones. Bing, anyone? Zune? Maybe Xbox ...

And I would not say that Windows 7 is "good." It's better than Vista, so I hear, as I avoided that one completely. It's better than 8 ... same reason. But "good"? I can't call a system that leads me into frustration on an almost daily basis "good." "Fair" might make it on better days. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...
Edited on Jan 17, 2014, 05:24pm

01-10-14  08:12am - 198 days myporn.com - first look! (73 Posts) - #24
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Originally Posted by Khan:


I recall, more than once, starting a new game and because the interface wasn't what I was used to from previous games, my first impression was that it was going to make the game less enjoyable or a hassle to play. [man, talk about your run-in sentence]


It's a very well-constructed sentence, if you ask me. It's not at all difficult to understand, and it's not a run-on at all. You'd have to have left out the "and because" for it to qualify. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...

01-09-14  01:25pm - 199 days myporn.com - first look! (73 Posts) - #15
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It's got a snazzy look. The mission is more up-front, it seems. Will take a bit of getting used to, of course, but as long as users can review and comment on sites without fear or favor, as we've had since the inception of PU, then that's good enough! You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...

12-23-13  02:47pm - 216 days Non US sites (29 Posts) - #3
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I'll go out on a limb and accuse jook of spamming.

Get the fuck out. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...

12-23-13  07:47am - 216 days New faces? (35 Posts) - #21
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Originally Posted by Micha:


Drooler said : By Mirjam, do you mean this girl?

Yep, she's the one. I never would have likened her to Faye Dunaway, and now Fay is all I can see there.


I found a lady, new to me, who is my new love of the month.

Pepper Kester .............only solo and lez as far as I can see

I would have her child


I've got some Pepper Kester in my back catalog (if you'll pardon the expression). She was a presence a couple of years ago. I looked around and only found listings of her doing "non-sex" or "lesbian." There's a bunch of her at ATK Galleria, if you didn't know that already.

Hey, what about Jayden Taylors? I think she's pretty new.

Then there's the comeback queen Shaye Benett but now better known as Jasmine Wolff. She's like the girl next door who likes the nasty, with great mix of doe-eyed innocence and ardent sexuality, and she does it in font of the camera!

Finally, I'd like to at least mention a so-far-perhaps-always non-hardcore model who's new this year and very, very fetching: Michaela Issizu. I guess she's ethnically Italian but Czech by nationality ... like Aneta Smrhova.

Oh, one more thing: Does anyone else wonder if Holly Pearce and Julie Silver are related? You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...
Edited on Dec 23, 2013, 07:58am

12-21-13  03:51pm - 218 days New faces? (35 Posts) - #12
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Originally Posted by Micha:


Drooler says : I wound up calling her "Mima"

I've always known her as Kayla her real name appears to be Miriama Kunkelova
( who would pick a name like that )
She has been in my top five for 6 or 8 years now.I think she's been doing hc for at least that long.Many names for this lass. Another favorite is Mirjam who also has about 20 pseudonyms. Rumor was she has left this mortal coil.
Another is Koika, also with a shitload of names.
None of these are new faces, but they look to me to be as fresh as ever.


By Mirjam, do you mean this girl? I read about her in the EBI forum; someone said she was HIV positive; nothing about her developing AIDS and/or being dearly departed. Pretty close to a Faye Dunaway lookalike, btw. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...

12-21-13  12:14pm - 218 days New faces? (35 Posts) - #7
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Erica is one of my all-time favorites. She looks great and has a very appealing personality. She sure didn't need to fix her breasts. Her natural ones were PERFECT! (As the photo you posted amply demonstrates.) Silly thing! You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...

12-21-13  04:40am - 218 days New faces? (35 Posts) - #5
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Originally Posted by bibo:


Thanks for the input, Drooler!
Maybe I should have stated that I prefer girls who're doing hc scenes. And I don't like fake tits at all.
Nancey is a real stunner, but her boob job just ruined her body IMO. What a pity.

I haven't seen anything new from Breanne Benson in quite a while, so I reckon she's also retired. :/


Yes, I agree both ways about "Nancey" or "Mi-" (+ one of various endings). (I wound up calling her "Mima" 'cause I don't have much of that.) She's Slovakian, and has those kinds of large, liquid eyes, sorta like Lea Tryon or Evelyn Lory. Very lovely, but the boob job was totally unnecessary.

Speaking of which, , did Erica Fontes get a boob job? I think so, and what a crying, wailing, sobbing shame! You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...

12-20-13  11:08am - 219 days New faces? (35 Posts) - #2
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I'm wondering if Breanne Benson has retired, too.

To answer your question, which I'm assuming doesn't require girls that do hardcore, I think Karissa of MPL but better known as Katie is a fine looking woman, and she's pretty new. And Victoria R, who I've only seen at Hegre, is mind-blowingly hot, too.

Kiera Winters isn't exactly new, but she's extremely cute and only fairly recently got into doing hardcore.

Sara Luvv is another who has stepped into the realm of the weiner, I believe this year.

Then there's "Nancey" as she's known at WowPorn, but perhaps better known as Mirka. She's been around for several years, but she's "new" in that she's been doing hardcore and has fake tits now (not shown in the EBI photo from the link). She still looks "barely legal" if you ask me. (I think Denner has a thing for her.)

It will be interesting to see who else gets a pop on this thread. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...
Edited on Dec 20, 2013, 11:19am

12-19-13  01:06pm - 220 days Target Store Credit Card Hack (14 Posts) - #3
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It was probably malware that got installed on the company-wide internal network that allowed access to the credit card numbers and their corresponding PINs, so the report (linked above) says. I guess they needed a better firewall, huh?

Well, now I can finally understand why the store is called "Target." You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...

12-19-13  06:17am - 220 days Has anyone watched the documentary Aroused yet? (13 Posts) - #11
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


The same could be said of all the other wild and imaginative theories about why women--only women, it seems, as the concern seems to limited to the life choices of unchaste females--get into porn. They did drugs, weren't loved enough by their parents, didn't go to enough church, etc. Granted, many of these arguments seem to be made by those with a decidedly anti-porn ax to grind but there may be some truth in them.


Yes, the implication is that something was wrong to begin with. And there may be truth in the explanations, but it's very case-by-case as people are born with different tendencies which may or may not be encouraged by their upbringings. In other words, who really knows? You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...

12-18-13  04:33am - 221 days Has anyone watched the documentary Aroused yet? (13 Posts) - #9
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The strict religious upbringing has been followed by the likes of Hugh Hefner and Annette Haven, to name two. Still, I wouldn't be able to explain in any convincing way just how the religious behaviors in their families would have wound up contributing to career choices in adult entertainment.

Nor would I be able to explain it as a form of rebellion against a father figure, since Ash Hollywood said that it was a lack of such that left the door open.

The point I'm making is that if we think carefully about these things, they could just be cases of post hoc ergo proper hoc. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...

12-17-13  03:19am - 223 days Any new information on the replacement TBP/PU site rollout? (35 Posts) - #11
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Nothing gets the crow into the steam cooker like a new web site announcement. (Take, for example, the US gov't site for health insurance.) All I can say is that I'm not surprised by the delay of myporn.com AND that it is completely understandable and forgivable.

I actually wonder which is more difficult between a movie production and a web site. Of course, there are movies and then there are movies, and the same goes for web sites. You know the party’s really getting underway when the female boxers take a fisting break.

The next time someone tries to sell you something, ask them, "Do I get a floppy disk with it?" See how they react ...

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