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06-13-15  06:34am - 21 days Sir Christopher Lee dies at 93 (4 Posts) - #3
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He was truly scary, with the ability to communicate something dreadful, while leaving to the imagination what it might be. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

05-22-15  02:30pm - 43 days Update on Graymane (10 Posts) - #7
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Come back, Graymane, as soon as you're able! Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

05-22-15  02:29pm - 43 days B.B. King Passes at 89 (4 Posts) - #5
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Whenever I think "B.B. King," that distinctive vibrato is the first thing that comes to mind. It was his signature. I don't if no one else did it (as far as I know) just out of respect for him or if no one else could do it quite like he did.

Was fortunate enough to see him back in 1979. He put on a good show. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

04-22-15  04:35pm - 73 days The "who's that model" thread (41 Posts) - #42
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Originally Posted by LPee23:


You always come through with models at DDF. Were you lucky enough to get this set while it was still online?


Sorry, but pee pics aren't my thing. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

04-19-15  06:58pm - 76 days The "who's that model" thread (41 Posts) - #40
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Originally Posted by LPee23:


Any ideas for her? This is another one that stumped the model identification sites.




Justine Ashley, known commonly as Justine, though just Justin at DDF -- where I found her in the model index. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

04-17-15  06:21pm - 78 days Percy Sledge dies at 73 (4 Posts) - #5
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Bette Midler sang "When a Man Loves a Woman" in the movie The Rose -- the first I remember hearing that song. Since then, I've heard the Percy Sledge as well -- in movies and those TV ads for compilation albums.

I recognize the song as a classic, in spite of Hollywood turning it into another of its clichés. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

04-16-15  11:56pm - 79 days Tawnee Stone RIP - Car Accident (21 Posts) - #20
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Maybe Lightspeed will now have to recreate himself as a fictional character. Seems to have the knack. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

04-11-15  06:48am - 84 days Cameramen just keep slippin' and slidin' over their own flaws. (4 Posts) - #5
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I can imagine that it's a precision job to get those "from behind" closeups without treating the viewer to the spectacle of hairy dangleberries. The fucking surface can't be bouncy (bed springs) for one thing.

There are some scenes of Anjelica (our Russian queen) that allow a good view of her delectable pussy and ass from underneath. It helps greatly that her frequent partner's balls are usually packed close to the undercarriage and not swinging around. Plus both of them are youthfully thin.

It's easier, I'd think, to get the shot from about 35 degrees off the crack line and about 15 over the fuck surface, so the guy's leg might be there but not in the way. I've got several scenes that work in such fashion so long as careful planning is in evidence.

But the problem that Graymane is addressing is that not enough videographers do the blocking (theatre term) that well.

Why hasn't anyone written a manual for this, or better yet, created a series of instructional videos? Maybe it just hasn't been translated from the original Russian, or Czech, or whatever. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

04-08-15  04:34pm - 87 days Girls That Should Have Solo Sites But Don't (3 Posts) - #3
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Marley Brinx and Pristine Edge can be found at ATK Galleria.

I've seen a solo site or two of Eufrat, but the really good stuff is at TorridArt, FemJoy, and a few other sites, IMHO. I haven't seen anything new of her in a while. I've been wondering why.

BTW, I don't think there was anything in the scriptures that forbade viewing porn on a computer with an internet connection, so maybe it's OK. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

04-05-15  10:32am - 90 days Girls That Should Have Solo Sites But Don't (3 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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Girls That Should Have Solo Sites But Don't

Ever said to yourself, "That girl is so hot, she should have her own site!" But she doesn't.

A couple I can think of quicker than adding 1 + 1 are Whitney Westgate and newcomer Marley Brinx. They're both awesome! Oh, and Pristine Edge!

Any other girls that you, gentle reader, think should have her own site? And not just some corporate quick 'n dirty shit-job site, either, but a really good one with, y'know, quality, consistency, and longevity. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

03-31-15  03:59pm - 95 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #168
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How do you know that a porn star is assertive?
She’ll take the splatter into her own hands. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

03-15-15  02:37pm - 111 days Czech porn? (6 Posts) - #5
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I've seen a lot of Czech models over the years, and having done so, I'd say that yes, there is something special about them. With a few exceptions here and there, they're hot! Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

03-14-15  03:24pm - 112 days Still alive! (38 Posts) - #19
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Hey, Messmer! Good to hear from you! Sounds like you've been dealing with major problems. Hope things work out eventually!

Oh, and there's one thing about your list. Most of the women I've been with do like cunnilingus, but don't be surprised if you run into one that doesn't. I used to know one. I'm just saying, if you ever do, say "Hello" for me. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

03-02-15  02:31pm - 124 days Pay dirt! Tell us about your BEST porn finds ... (18 Posts) - #16
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Jade Jantzen is one of the newer girls I've been paying attention to. Very easy on the eyes. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

02-27-15  05:09pm - 127 days Leonard Nimoy Dies at 83 (8 Posts) - #3
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It's not logical, but that's beside the point.

He was type cast as Mr. Spock, though I did see him in other TV shows before Star Trek (notice no mention of the movies). I just recently saw an old Perry Mason re-run in which he played a creepy killer.

And of course there was Mission Impossible on TV, etc. etc.

Who was going to play Spock? DeForest Kelley, who wound up as McCoy instead. Adam West, who wound up being Batman instead. Martin Landau, had Nimoy turned down the role.

I wonder if Spock would have become as iconic a figure had anyone else taken the role. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

01-26-15  05:06pm - 159 days Video photoshoots - girl sites (10 Posts) - #5
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It would be nice if there were a video editing program that you could just start and it would just edit out all of the camera flashes by detecting that brief moment of extra light whenever it occurs. I don't know if the human eye would be able to detect any jerkiness in the result, though.

Trouble is, the video editors would then probably snippet and shuffle the thing down anyway until it had its own whiplash-inducing cuts, zooms, and pans and such. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

01-03-15  10:03am - 182 days Question re recurring memberships (16 Posts) - #3
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As far as being a leech is concerned, you can either do as you have been doing, or you can let the site be the leech and pay every month for what you can get for less by waiting a while.

There's a hidden dimension to pricing on some sites as they do offer discounts for people who stay past the first month. Some sites I've joined through ccbill or epoch have made such offers. I've encountered them close to the end of the first month.

However, it's best to be careful and check the current month's billing at the billing site to make sure the discount remains in effect.

I've had success with GoddessNudes and ALS Angels with long-lasting monthly discounts. I don't know if those are still on offer, though.

My preference is for 1-year subscriptions that have a low effective monthly rate, so long as I really believe in the site. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

01-02-15  04:35am - 183 days What are your favorite porn scenes? Part 2 (9 Posts) - #8
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


She's definitely a favorite of mine too. I'm always grateful that a woman with the beauty to be a mainstream model does hardcore porn instead and does so pretty hard hardcore too.


I'm grateful for that and also for the completely natural way that she enjoys sex in front of a camera, again and again. It's no exaggeration to say that she is a treasure. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

01-01-15  12:34pm - 184 days What are your favorite porn scenes? Part 2 (9 Posts) - #3
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Here's a list of at least some of my favorites:

Anjelica (the slender Russian blond)
1. An Ardent Interconnection (YoungLegal)
2. Lovers at Home (Xart)
3. (Tricky Masseur)

April O'Neil
1. Smoking Hot, 18YearsOld
2. Sex Jams (PornPros)

Jenna Haze
1. Model Amateur Tour Scene 1
2. Pure Sextacy 3

Breanne Benson, Swallow My Pride 10
Kiera Winters, In for a Quicky, (Massage Creep)
Kitty Jane at First Anal
Lexi Bloom, The Oralist 4 (Penthouse)
Monique Alexander, Sporty Girls 3

There's some missing info above because I just used what I found in own collection. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

01-01-15  05:37am - 184 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #163
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Originally Posted by Capn:


A man received the following text from his neighbour.

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess..
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home – but
that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my
sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again.”

Bob, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and
without a word, shot his wife.

A few moments later, a second text came in, "Damn and blast all automatic spell checkers!" Sorry Bob, the second sentence should have said ‘your Wifi’."




Enjoyed it even more on the second reading. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

12-23-14  09:46am - 193 days Joe Cocker dead at 70 (2 Posts) - #3
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Here's Joe at his immortal Woodstock performance. My hair still stands on end when I hear that voice, and I mean that in a good way.

And it is a shame that John Belushi didn't live as long ... Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

12-21-14  10:47am - 195 days If you're looking to organize your collection try this (7 Posts) - #8
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I did a count and found that 37% of the sites I've reviewed at PU (41/111) have gone belly up. Add to that some content I've picked up from other "sayonara" sites that I never reviewed and it's indeed true that I've got some rare stuff.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some backups to do ... Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

12-05-14  02:04pm - 211 days Sorry for my sudden absentee departure, guys . But I had no choice (22 Posts) - #11
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Hoping that the judge will rule favorably for your access to internet porn ... and other (albeit lesser) online interests. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

12-03-14  04:21pm - 213 days Online porn crackdown announced in UK (13 Posts) - #3
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Somehow I'm reminded of that song "Mary Long" by Deep Purple. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

11-19-14  11:30am - 227 days I'll be back (12 Posts) - #6
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If you're leaving just because other people don't have the same views as you do, then I guess it's that constitutional protection of the freedom of speech that's the problem. Other than an echo chamber, internet or otherwise, you'll find the same elsewhere. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

11-06-14  04:25pm - 240 days Do you think ... ? (9 Posts) - #6
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Why would the politicians want to take porn away from themselves? Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

10-29-14  05:04pm - 248 days RIP Jack Bruce (4 Posts) - #3
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Cream was not my favorite super group though there a few of their songs I really liked. Your appreciation of Jack is like mine for the late Jaco Pastorius and currently Esperanza Spalding. All three very talented individuals on that instrument.

If you don't mind my digression, a couple of days ago one of favorite European porn stars, Lola Taylor was abducted, beaten, raped and jumped from a three story building to escape them ended up with some severe injuries as a result. One could either think she asked for it or be rather sympathetic to her plight. I fall in the later category. She might like getting paid for a gangbang but not against her will. Apparently these turds got caught during her escape.


I found an article about Lola Taylor's horrible ordeal. The asswipes who raped her for hours were caught and have been detained, possibly for three months to give time for the investigation, etc. She broke both legs by jumping out the window to escape.

Surely she couldn't have "asked for it." I hope the bastards get a nice stay in the "your turn" prison and that Lola comes out OK. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

10-28-14  05:09pm - 249 days RIP Jack Bruce (4 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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RIP Jack Bruce

I've acknowledged the passing of fine musicians such as Jon Lord and Johnny Winter in my little sig file before. Jack Bruce, who I have just learned passed away last Saturday, deserves a thread.

He was a student at the Royal Scottish Academy of Music and Drama, studying cello, before he branched out into jazz and then on to Cream, West Bruce and Laing, and various bands of his own.

And he wasn't just a superb bassist but also a composer of great music. Look up Theme for an Imaginary Western (some performances by Mountain, some by Jack) or Out Into the Fields.

It's too bad that he only lasted 71 years before succumbing to liver disease. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

10-25-14  05:18am - 252 days Who's the current porn 'It' girl? (31 Posts) - #27
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Alina quit the industry a couple of months ago and I think Jada is also gone. I think Chloe is still active but not a very prolific performer. Willow is still a question mark because she has barely a dozen or so scene under her belt. Cute girl but the large colorful tattoo on her right leg may make her unappealing to many producers.


Chloe Amour has been in 82 porn films. I suppose that doesn't quality as "prolific" enough. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

10-22-14  03:43pm - 255 days Who's the current porn 'It' girl? (31 Posts) - #16
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Girls that seem to do a lot of porn these days, which would be a reason for "it" status, include Jada Stevens, Alina Li, and Chloe Amour. Personally, though I like all three, Chloe Amour is the most interesting.

A rising star might be Willow Hayes. I don't know how much she's done. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

10-11-14  11:07am - 266 days More Random Levity (72 Posts) - #58
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The wealthy lady summoned her butler, Charles, into her bed chambers.

She first said, "Charles, take off my dress."

And then she said, "Charles, remove my bra."

And then: "Now, Charles, pull off my panties."

More quickly: "Take off my stockings, Charles."

And finally ...

"Now, Charles, don't let me catch you wearing my clothes again!" Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

10-06-14  05:12pm - 271 days Do you edit picture sets? (13 Posts) - #5
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There are two sides to the "whole big mess 'o pics" scenario. If the zip file contains 400, then you've got a lot of looking to do. This is especially annoying when the girl is giving basically the same expression and pose 6 to 10 (or more) times before breaking free of the apparent catatonic cheerfulness.

But if there are only 50 pics, who knows what you might have missed had there been more? Some pics are definitely more exciting than others -- but not in some alternative universe.

And this is what distinguishes one site from another. If it's Brazzers, you can expect a nearly Warholesque battery of similitude (but without as much color variation). With MetArt, on the other hand, it's not nearly as bad. But sometimes it's a bit too much same-old as well. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

10-05-14  05:46pm - 272 days Do you edit picture sets? (13 Posts) - #2
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I always edit them. It's rare that a picture set has only pics I'd like to keep. Blurry faces, sour faces, often goofy faces along with poor lighting or hot streams of light get tossed into the trash can from whence, metaphorically at least, they came.

With the higher resolution monitor I've had for nearly two years, it's now a necessity to get pics that are at least 2000px on the long side. Sometimes I like to get a good face closeup, and to keep it from getting pixelated, I sometimes go for the even bigger size.

It's a lot of work doing this stuff, but work to some is just a hobby to others. Some people like to grow vegetables or flowers. Me, I'm at my computer with a different kind of blossom. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

09-25-14  06:06pm - 282 days Sites Not Listed On "The Best Porn" (728 Posts) - #705
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Here's a fairly new one: Ashley Doll.

The girl is known either as "Ashley Doll" or (as at DavidNudes) "Taylor Ashley." She's also appeared a bit at Twistys, MetArt, etc. and even did a couple of hardcore scenes before deciding not to continue with it.

Now she's active with her own softcore site, "Ashley Doll." Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

09-05-14  09:27am - 302 days Joan Rivers Died (5 Posts) - #3
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Her stand-ups were truly hilarious. We've lost a comic genius. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

09-02-14  10:50am - 305 days the danger of cloud based systems (19 Posts) - #7
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It's best to be careful about what you put in cloud accounts. Anything you put in a cloud could come falling down on your head -- and I ain't no Chicken Little!

Rule of Thumb: If my own mother shouldn't see it, it doesn't go there. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

08-24-14  11:04am - 314 days Does anybody find this overkill of finger- sucking having any worthwhile purpose? (9 Posts) - #3
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I've noticed that this has become more of a staple in photo sets, with the women sucking on a digit or two (often with eyes closed) before landing the fingers on the doorbell of the love canal.

It's another cliche to go along with the fingernail between the teeth (with that "gee, I'm considering sex now" look) or the upper-teeth-biting-half-the-lower-lip business.

I usually place such material into the circular file located in the lower right corner of my screen. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

08-21-14  06:34pm - 317 days Should PU add a thread labelled RIP for good porn sites that have bit the dust? (31 Posts) - #24
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Originally Posted by LPee23:


I've been watching porn online since 1996, but I only joined PU recently.

The owner of Xisty.com went by the name "Fred." In addition to running his own studio, he licensed content out to others. The ATK photosets credited to "Fred" were his work.


I've been a fan "Fred's" work. I'd search it out at the ATK sites 'cause I knew it would be good stuff. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

08-10-14  05:18pm - 328 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #161
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A man walks into his backyard, where his wife is on her knees gardening. He says, "In the 10 years we've been married, your ass has really gotten big! I'll bet it's bigger than the grill!"

His wife says nothing and just keeps doing her gardening.

The man gets a tape measure and goes to the grill. Then he steps behind his wife with the tape measure, holding it around her ass. "Wow!" he exclaims. "Your ass is actually 2 inches wider than the grill!"

Again, the wife offers no reaction.

Later than evening, they're in bed. The husband is feeling frisky and starts putting the move on his wife. She says, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?" Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

08-01-14  10:42am - 337 days Should PU add a thread labelled RIP for good porn sites that have bit the dust? (31 Posts) - #6
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Well, this just might be the thread itself. After all, we are PU.

And so, on that note, here's a list of sites that have, most unfortunately (IMHO), bit the proverbial cyber-dust (in no particular order):

DNA
European Glamour Girls (still up, but now in "zombie" mode)
sunmod (Sanja Matic's site)
Eva's Garden
Hornypot
LustCircus
Czech-Babes.com (still up, but stopped updating YEARS ago)
PureBeautyMag
Superlicious
SheDontBlush
TopErotic
TopMiss (in French ... tant pis)


Perhaps we should also acknowledge sites that have survived for the past 10 years or longer:

MetArt
BikiniRiot
ATK Galleria
clubjanacova
Hegre-Art
PixAndVideo
ClubSandy
1byDay
KarupsPC
KarupsHA
ALSScans
InTheCrack
MCNudes
MPL Studios
Nubiles
Twistys
SimonScans

That's a partial list for both categories. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.
Edited on Aug 05, 2014, 06:52pm

07-12-14  03:24pm - 357 days NoFagsHere indeed... I'm off! (25 Posts) - #9
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Originally Posted by Khan:


For the record, we do not have a policy about censoring user names here at PornUsers and at this late state of its evolution, creating a new policy and screening all existing user names for terms that might be potentially offensive to one or more users, would shift focus and resources from building MyPorn.

FWIW, I too think it's a crappy user name and even wrote the user an email suggesting it would be good to change it.

But, because of the issues that gaypornolover made us aware of, when MyPorn launches, it will *not* allow such user names.



UPDATE:

I asked Rick for special permission to change this one user acct and he granted it. So, the offensive user name has now been changed.


Policy is one thing; discretion is another. The former will never, in all cases, be an adequate substitute for the latter. It's what's wrong, for instance, with the zero-tolerance policies at high schools in the US.

But all's well that ends well. The people in charge got it. I hope that gaypornolover will stay with us and that he is not offended in such a manner in the future. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

07-11-14  04:35pm - 358 days Is Porn Losing Its sparkle or Do You Think Its Great These Days (39 Posts) - #26
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Originally Posted by AWpress:


the onus is on us wade through the cruft and find what is specifically good for us.


I agree. There's as great a volume as there ever was of available porn, but as always has been the case, you have to find out what's good (for you) and what's not. And with porn it's not quite as simple as inspecting an onion in the produce section.

I've been disappointed by plenty of sites over the years, and delighted by some. At least we can hedge our bets better than before with TPU and PU. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

07-09-14  04:44pm - 360 days Is Porn Losing Its sparkle or Do You Think Its Great These Days (39 Posts) - #18
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What Wittyguy said. And here's a little more.

I remember when the only thing that was world wide was the wait, and that was for pixelated coitus or T 'n A at less than 640x480. Photo galleries were sometimes broken into packages of around 10 mb or so; you'd have to unzip them one at a time and put them together.

You know: dialup.

I could go back further to the VHS days ...

And maybe it is in a decline of sorts, but not where my tastes are. I'm content. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

06-22-14  06:24pm - 377 days The "who's that model" thread (41 Posts) - #13
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Originally Posted by LPee23:


You are right on Drooler, again! I admit that I clicked right past her on my own search, because I did not recognize her without the makeup. This is a fun thread, and you guys seem to like it so far, so I'm going to keep going with it for now. Contributions from others would be welcome too!

Anyone recognize this model? She was one of the earliest on houseoftaboo.com.





It's Justine Joli, known earlier in her career as Swan. She's done a variety of stuff, from straight glam to kinky. I couldn't find her on the House Of Taboo site, but I have a few pics from the "toilet" set you have one of, so I'm positive it's her. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

06-22-14  10:34am - 377 days The "who's that model" thread (41 Posts) - #11
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Originally Posted by LPee23:


Here's another hottie with big natural tits that totally stumped me.




I think it's Lucy N, without a lot of makeup on. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

06-21-14  05:24pm - 378 days The "who's that model" thread (41 Posts) - #9
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Looks like Arina--or Becky Millar, depending on the site--who has scenes on a couple of DDF sites.

(BTW, I did an advanced search on DDF and found her almost immediately.)


Well, whattaya know. I didn't have any of her in my stash, but having looked at her DDF listings, you can just make out a trace of that tattoo on her right arm in LPee23's photo.

This is fun. It reminds me of quizzes I saw once in a porn mag I looked at way back in the mid-1980's, with titles like "Name That Cocksucker" and "Name that Cunt Lappee." But this is easier for reasons that are clear enough on face value. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

06-21-14  06:20am - 378 days The "who's that model" thread (41 Posts) - #7
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I'm pretty sure that's helplessly super sexy Sarah Blue, though I don't recognize the set the pic is from. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

06-20-14  04:34pm - 379 days The "who's that model" thread (41 Posts) - #5
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Originally Posted by LPee23:


Here's another model from an old shoot from DDF not on their site anymore.



Sorry I don't have a better shot of her face, but this is all that I have to work with.


It's Olivia York. As you will see from her EBI profile (linked), she didn't do a whole lot. Kind of a shame, 'cause she had a beautiful face and eyes and quite possibly the most perfect ass I think I've ever seen. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

06-18-14  07:23am - 381 days "A Rosebud By Any Other Name..." (25 Posts) - #3
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I'd never heard of it, but now that I've read the description, it's really bizarre, extreme, and sick. It's something that only a really demented mind would dream up and/or enjoy. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

06-13-14  11:45am - 386 days Google says no more porn ads. (36 Posts) - #8
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It's weird how the maturity of a company can be measured as an increase in poor judgement. But hey, look at Microsoft. Q: What happened to the experienced model?

A: Her angel wings got stuck in the picture frame due to the fact that she'd smeared food on herself.

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