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04-01-11  02:05pm - 1265 days Who the hell is she?! (3 Posts) - #3
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Well, the dude is Eric Masterson.

03-25-11  11:56am - 1272 days My evolving porn tastes (28 Posts) - #25
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I find pruning and streamlining my collection a somewhat pleasing task actually, removing all the dead branches from the bush and the weeds from the flower patch so the flowers can shine so much more.
Alas it is however also something of a Sisyphean task as it quickly becomes overgrown with all the new plants you're busy sowing from your bag of mixed seeds that is as likely to yield great wonderful sunflowers as it is horrible stinging thistles, but you never have the time to check 'em all because you're too occupied sowing more...
Yes, I've been out gardening today, thanks for asking.

Anyway that's the way I have it. Just this week I've been deleting a bunch of videos to tighten up the collection, only to pile on many times the deleted amount of content in new downloads where I'll probably only ever properly watch a fraction of it. Still there's something strangely satisfying about browsing, picking out and then downloading fifteen hours worth of Sammie Rhodes scenes even though you know it'll take forever before you've gotten around to watching 'em all.
Then there's all the DDF content I'm getting at the moment *sigh* the porn collector never gets the proverbial stone to rest on top of the mountain...

Either way I'm rambling. Peace out

11-19-10  04:01am - 1398 days Those damn tattoos - once more (45 Posts) - #12
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The two tattoos I don't like are the "tramp stamp" on the lower back and the Playboy bunny regardless of its position, the latter just makes me think of an old man and that's just not cool. Besides that they can have as many or as few tattoos as they like, I won't mind and in some cases I might appreciate someone with lots of tattoos. Like Scarlett Pain.

11-19-10  03:47am - 1398 days Is Internet Porn going to Hell in a handbasket? (39 Posts) - #18
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@WeeWillyWinky

Well, I think you'll find that many PU'ers are very outspoken against the Neanderthal behaviour you describe. Speaking for myself, I quickly decided not to do business at sites that catered to that sort of thing, because I find their material revolting and a complete turn off.
Instead I stick to sites/companies that are either more "couples friendly" (e.g. Naughty America) or focus completely on the women (e.g. Sweetheart, Girlfriends, Triangle, KissMeGirl). If tour, trailers, reviews or comments give the impression that a site's material involves big boners slapping women around or otherwise degrading them, then I won't have anything to do with it and just continue my search elsewhere.
And as long as the porn industry isn't a big socialist collective where your money is shared among all producers regardless of where you made your purchase, then I see that as a viable route for us consumers to take. Vote with your wallop and support the companies who produce what you like and leave the rest alone.

Best wishes to you as well, if you ever read this. Edited on Nov 19, 2010, 03:52am

02-27-10  03:15pm - 1663 days Why do most porn come with anal sex? (29 Posts) - #15
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I feel the same way as the OP, absolutely zero attraction to anal sex & the butthole (enema or not...) and I do what I can to avoid it. At the very best it won't detract from my enjoyment of a scene, it can never add to it. I can just about tolerate anilingus performed on a girl, but only if it's just a minor sidetrack in a scene and they get quickly back to the pussy. If it's a boy-girl scene and the dude ever as much as utters "now lick my ass" or something similar then that's an instant delete video as far as I'm concerned.

02-18-10  09:02am - 1672 days Lesbian Sites (29 Posts) - #18
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Originally Posted by LezFemmez:


Neither Lesbian Factor nor Club Sapphic are sites with exclusive content, because both are affiliated with movie companies, The L Factor and Sweetheart Video respectively. And from what I have seen so far, every single scene can be found on a DVD.


I think that exclusive or not depends on whether a person is buying a lot of DVDs. Obviously if you have spend a fortune on buying DVDs from either company then there's little point in joining either of those sites, on the other hand if you never buy DVDs then the content might as well be considered exclusive to you because you won't find it at sites like Videobox or anywhere else.

The toy free scenes at Molly's Life and WLT sound interesting btw, I'll probably have to join again soon.

01-06-10  09:54am - 1715 days The Sorry State of Porn Today (62 Posts) - #33
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Completely in agreement with the thread starter. I'm a little surprised that there's actually so many here who have switched to solo/all-girl porn, but you can count me in with that crowd, that's also the route I've been following more and more due to the rampant douchebaggery in straight porn. I also like to watch cunnilingus, but not with a guy's mug in the frame constantly so choices are kinda limited.
There are some reasonable producers of straight porn though. Naughty America doesn't have all the degrading crap in their videos and the stuntcocks usually stay relatively quiet as well, although the action can get repetitive after a while. The studio Sweet Sinner has sorta the same thing going with their stuff only better, but they're only available as VOD so that's a more expensive option.
The best all-girl sites I know, I've mentioned in the Lesbian Sites-thread: Club Sapphic and Kiss Me girl. We Live Together from Reality Kings is okay too, though they use more toys and the sex feels phonier. Edited on Jan 06, 2010, 09:59am

01-06-10  04:22am - 1715 days Update Rates. (18 Posts) - #10
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I usually join a site, download what I want and then cancel the membership. Once I've gotten everything from a site, it's rare that I hang around a site waiting for new updates. Update rates only factor in how soon I will rejoin a site. Lately I've become used to updates coming only once per week, due to the smaller niche sites I've been a member of recently, so this talk of multiple daily updates is completely outlandish to me. ;-)

01-06-10  03:56am - 1715 days Lesbian Sites (29 Posts) - #6
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Originally Posted by rome476:


Thanks for the replies; one question- does Club Sapphic have mostly American or Euro girls?

Also, I have a 21C membership and have found some amazing no toy scenes.


It's almost exclusively white American girls with a handful of Asians and Afro-Americans thrown into the mix. Nica Noelle, who writes and directs most if not all of the content, lives in North America so it's probably most convenient for her to use Americans. Also the opening dialogue that sets up the sex in the scenes requires some English skill that many of the East European models probably don't have.

I've been intending to join 21c, I just have a couple of sites that I need to wrap up first, so it's good to hear that there is some really good stuff there. Edited on Jan 06, 2010, 10:25am

01-01-10  04:31am - 1720 days More trouble for AbbyWinters? (9 Posts) - #2
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Two of Mr Hall's former models yesterday accused G Media of exploiting them and other nude models by not warning them it was illegal to profit from making objectionable films in Victoria.

That's a strange rubberband term "objectionable films": "Right girls, before you agree to appear in our videos you should know that they'll be illegal if anyone happens to find them objectionable..." ??

The women, who appear on the G Media website as Blaire and Melita, claimed G Media used large cash incentives to lure naive women into performing sex acts on camera.

"Many G Media models are teenagers or students who are hard up for money and the offer of cash in hand certainly entices them to go much further than they would otherwise," Blaire, 23, said. "What they don't realise is once those sexually explicit images are on a DVD or website then they are there forever and may come back to haunt them when they are older and wiser."


I don't see the issue, they're grown-ups and have to deal with the consequences of their decisions. Someone abusing a position of authority at for instance a college or similar to recruit models for nude/sex shoots would be a problem, but otherwise it's just people making a possibly foolish decision without thinking it through, happens all the time. If AW inform their models that they're shooting for a website then I don't see what else they can do, it's not their problem if the models don't realize that there'll be people around the world saving naked pictures of them.
The case with the Sudanese woman fearing for her life (how did her father find out that his daughter was on a nude-website btw?) is unusually extreme and if it was me running a site I probably would have removed the content with her, but it's not like every model is putting her life on the line to shoot this stuff.

12-26-09  12:54am - 1726 days Lesbian Sites (29 Posts) - #2
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The best lesbian sites I've tried are Club Sapphic and Kiss Me Girl. Club Sapphic has about a hundred scenes (30-40 minutes each), the company behind shoots some hot and passionate videos, the girls really seem into it and, except for ten scenes with strap-ons, they don't feature any toys.
Kiss Me Girl focusses primarily on kissing and doesn't have any toys at all, there's probably 70-80 videos (also 30-40 minutes each). The girls will rub, squeeze, finger, grind etc. each other while they kiss, but there's no full hardcore. Watching their trailers give you a good idea what happens in the full videos. Although video resolution isn't as good as at Club Sapphic, they're just as passionate.

12-12-09  07:48am - 1740 days Another for the Trusts - and for the new PUs (2 Posts) - #2
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The thread in question: http://www.pornusers.com/forum/forum_thr...ad.html?threadid=621

12-11-09  11:58am - 1741 days What a perfect day - at least for me :-) (6 Posts) - #6
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Congratulations on having had a good day mr smut.

Originally Posted by davidx:


lets break out the Das boot right now


Heh, what does a German submarine movie have to do with celebrating? ;-) I suppose if one really loves that movie...

12-11-09  11:54am - 1741 days VideoBox - a Cold Turkey (11 Posts) - #2
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Wow, 6-7 memberships. I have 3 at the moment and feel that's a lot, I constantly have to hold back so I don't suddenly have half a dozen sites to review.

You can browse Videobox' (and VideosZ') collection without being a member to check if there's enough interesting stuff to warrant a new membership. That's what I do every now and then, but there's just too much of the same old same old. Some of the user comments at Videobox are priceless though: "I waited two hours for this?" imagine having been through everything at Videobox and just sitting around and waiting for the next update... :-/

I always thought Videobox' DVD-quality was quite crisp and clear, but then again haven't been a member at 21sextury so can't compare with that.

12-10-09  09:35am - 1742 days WHAT'S HOT - the NEW TBP (5 Posts) - #3
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Originally Posted by Denner:


Guess you've all seen it - at the entrance of TBP:
WHAT'S HOT


I certainly respect TBP for getting new deals, new items and new ways to promote the site.
But NEW stuff is not just great, because it's new...
What about the deal with My Teen Maid - it's HOT acording to the new TBP - but why is it HOT? - no review, no score no nada?
Is HOT the same as NEW?
Man, I'm confused....
Oh, BTW: 12 videos and 10 galleries at My Teen Maid at $ 24.95 - does not seem HOT...


And those few videos only seem to be five minutes long...
The other sites of the company behind My Teen Maid don't seem that great either. From TBP site facts about a pair of sites the company launched in 2007: Fuck You Paul: "Details: dates show weekly updates but the content doesn't appear to actually change," and Cute Rain: "Details: dates are current but the content count hasn't changed in several months".

12-09-09  03:31am - 1743 days Switzerland Banning Minarets (24 Posts) - #9
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Originally Posted by jd1961:


Is it possible to enjoy porn and not be an anti-religion bigot?


Although I never go to church, very rarely pray and isn't a member of any church, I somehow can't help but "believe". And I'm an active member here, so obviously the answer to your question is yes.

12-03-09  02:39am - 1749 days Less fast and hard hardcore, please.... (29 Posts) - #16
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Like justme, I've also switched to predominantly watching all-girl porn. A big perk is you get to watch pussy licking without a guys mug in the picture, in fact no dudes being there at all is in itself very nice. Also if you go to the dedicated lesbian studios it's easier to find some really passionate stuff without the dildo pounding that often takes place when the studios who creates the subject of this thread wants to throw a girl-girl scene into the mix.

The lesbian studio Sweetheart Videos actually has a 'straight' sister company called Sweet Sinner. I haven't watched any of their straight videos, but if their lesbian videos are anything to go by, then Sweet Sinner should be really passionate without the usual porn-talk and stuff like that. As far as I know they're only available as VOD though, so they're expensive compared to all the videos you can get with a membership at Videobox or VideosZ.

11-23-09  03:10am - 1759 days Virtual Sex is Here ... Almost (27 Posts) - #28
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Monty2222, I hope you are using the term "self-cleaning" lightly as I am sure we are all aware of those who could benefit from improved methods of hygiene. Granted people do know how to clean up pretty well -- good lord, just watch a Max Hardcore video to see where some have to start from -- but others, eh, not so much. I'll even bet that some of us have had an actual girlfriend/wife/significant other that wished we could upgrade our self-cleaning methods.


Well, I'm just thinking that once the act is over I just wanna relax. The last thing I wanna do immediately afterwards is to spend extra time cleaning the damn contraption, even if it's just 10 minutes. It's not like I can just leave it in the kitchen sink until I feel like cleaning it... ;-)
With the real thing, at least it's not my responsibility to keep it clean. Of course one can have some nasty experiences with women who do a sloppy job in that regard... :-( I'm very grateful I live with someone who runs a tight ship, so I like to think that I'm past the point where I have to go down on something foul.

11-18-09  01:17am - 1764 days Virtual Sex is Here ... Almost (27 Posts) - #23
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I don't think I'll ever own any of these masturbation devices for men, it sounds way to inconvenient compared to just using one of your hands or having an actual girlfriend/wife/significant other, a living person is also self-cleaning and you don't have to hide her/him to avoid embarrassment. ;-)

11-14-09  05:55am - 1768 days Overwhelming porn-interest (13 Posts) - #8
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From what I could gather from the article about the survey, the poll also had these numbers:

"50% of the men think that porn is important to them.
25% of the women think that porn is important to them.

2% of the men claim to never watch porn.
20% of the women claim to never watch porn.

33% of the men reply that their partner likes to watch porn together with them.
66% of the women reply that their partner likes to watch porn together with them.

66% of (presumably) all participants in the poll say they like porn."


Personally I certainly like to watch porn and search for new stuff, but not every day, more like a couple of days every week.

11-04-09  01:30am - 1778 days Fareyewell young maidens (24 Posts) - #7
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Originally Posted by Denner:


Monty2222 - good updates here. Penny Flame is/was just great - damn cute and sexy in a special way - Roxy Deville made it to Penthouse and with some fine photosets - as I remember.
And, oh yes: Silvia - boy, did she mature lately, but still a knockout. Sad she do not do hc anymore - but try to preview her latest material at Club Silvia Saint - she is growing older with GRACE and still so sexy...


I've actually been a member of Club Silvia Saint for a couple of months now, I've just been dallying a little, I'm not very disciplined when it comes to getting everything from a site within a month, unless the site is absolute crap.
She's still got the look, mesmerizing... One of the few downsides of the site is the message you get if you exceed the download limit, from that message you could easily get the impression that you've been permanently banned, but it's actually only for 24 hours.
She has also decided to get new administration and team for the site (there's a link to a discussion thread on the first preview page), I wonder what effect that will have.

Originally Posted by pat362:


I've been watching porn for too long because my list isway too long.
I'll simply second some of the names already mentioned. In my opinion the one that rises to the top is Penny Flame. There was a kind of heat that she brought to most of her scenes. Either she was really into it or she was a great actress at pretending. I don't care which.


According to Wikipedia she was addicted to sex when she quit, and she'll be in some reality show about it, so it can't have been all pretending. ; )

11-03-09  08:47am - 1779 days Fareyewell young maidens (24 Posts) - #3
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Phew... Denner, for a moment when I saw the thread title, I thought you were leaving... ; )

Among my absolute favourites Dani Woodward, Penny Flame and Roxy Deville have all retired, which leaves just Silvia Saint in my personal "first tier" as the only one who's not fully retired.
They all were so enthusiastic in the stuff they did, only a douche bag stunt cock could ruin their scenes (oh yeah and then there was that one scene where you could clearly hear the director several times throughout the shoot. Hearing some off-screen guy yell stuff like "Roxy put your hand on your ass!" was absolutely limp-making).
Roxy apparently got a boyfriend, retired and got married as I learned recently. Penny Flame had trouble separating her "porn character" from her real self, so she quit the business to get help. I'm not sure about Dani, but I think she had a girlfriend she wanted to be with.
But it was their enthusiasm that separated them from everyone else, it would have been a shame to see them stay so long that they'd lose that spark that made them special. They have given me countless hours of pleasure and there will no doubt be more as I don't even own half of the movies they've been in (Dani for instance I have only 34 out of the 162 she's been in according to IAFD). I wish them all the best and hope they have a good life.

10-30-09  12:22pm - 1783 days Roxy Deville's New Site? (8 Posts) - #7
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Thank you all for your replies!

Originally Posted by hodayathink:


That's another thing. She didn't win AVN Female Performer of the Year 2009. Jenna Haze did. I don't know why the website says that.

The boob job thing and the retirement are things I've heard from other performers in the industry. Apparently she just got married a few weeks ago, and the significant other is the reason she decided to retire.

Edit: Here's her twitter for proof: http://twitter.com/roxydeville

Apparently she was nominated for AVN Female Performer of the Year 2009, but like you mention she didn't actually win it. A little suspicious that the site claims she won it, like the lack of actual previews of what you'll find inside is also a little disconcerting.
Though she's one of my absolute favourites, I think I'll hold on to my wallop for a while longer and see if anything should happen in the meantime.

10-26-09  12:07pm - 1787 days Anyone heard of tinyteenpass.com ? (9 Posts) - #8
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I'd like to echo OneMan's advice here: Stay the hell away from those sites! Though I've only had personal experience with one of their sites (Simpson Twins), but what I saw was more than enough to convince me to not spend any more money on that network. Even if the sites weren't plagued by cross sells and whatnot, their content is still boring low quality crap.

10-26-09  04:09am - 1787 days Roxy Deville's New Site? (8 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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Roxy Deville's New Site?

So Roxy apparently got her own site (http://www.roxydevillexxx.com), but didn't she retire after getting a boyfriend? The preview doesn't reveal much besides there at least being some non-exclusive videos in the members area, no clues to update frequency or anything. Anyone know anything about the site or Roxy's involvement with it? Did she completely retire or only from doing guys?

09-30-09  11:46pm - 1813 days Should Roman Polanski Do Time? (29 Posts) - #26
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Originally Posted by PinkPanther:


He did time - and he did a plea bargain - yeah, it was a slap on the wrist plea bargain but it was a negotiation where both sides came to an agreement - then the judge was going to renege on the agreed-upon deal so Polanski left the country.

What's been going on since then is a complete joke - the US judicial system showing itself as among the most archaic in the world once again.

I'd have no qualms if the original plea bargain had been for 2 years in jail for statutory rape and Polanski had then fled the country as a fugitive. But he didn't. He left the country when it was clear to him that the judge in the case was going back on a done deal - so he's right and the US judicial system is totally in the wrong.

As far as I know, judges aren't bound by plea bargains arranged between Prosecution and Defence.

A lawyer explained on another forum:

"A guilty plea is conditioned on a sentencing agreement with the state. If the judge refuses to sentence in accord with the agreement, the plea is void and the non-guilty plea is reinstated as if it were never supplanted by the guilty plea. Additionally, there can be no mention of the defendant's guilty plea or any of the plea negotiations at his trial as all plea negotiations are deemed inadmissible by operation of law. The only thing that would have changed had the judge rejected the plea agreement is that Polanski would have stood trial for his alleged offence. The judge couldn't have just sentenced him to whatever he wanted without consent as the guilty plea becomes void upon the judge's rejection of the agreement." Edited on Sep 30, 2009, 11:51pm

09-29-09  08:44am - 1814 days Italian Friends on the Bus (157 Posts) - #13
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A bear and a rabbit, who were friends, happen upon a genie which will give each of them 3 wishes.

The bear wishes that all the remaining bears on earth were females.
The rabbit wishes for a scooter.
For the second wish, the bear wishes that the females were burning hot and the rabbit wishes for a helmet to compliment his new scooter.
Lastly, the bear wishes that all the females would find him irresistible.

Then the rabbit starts laughing his butt off and the bear turns angrily to him. "What are you laughing at?"

Tears rolling off his face, the rabbit pounds his fist into the ground and says, "I wish you were gay!" Edited on Sep 29, 2009, 08:49am

09-29-09  08:27am - 1814 days Why do you pay for porn? (67 Posts) - #16
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Well, a lot of my reasons have already been mentioned by others. First, I don't have an unlimited amount of time to surf for porn. And even if I had I wouldn't want to spend all those hours wading through ads, pop-ups, dead links and other crap just to get some free clips of something that might not be what I was actually looking for.
Secondly, I like to support the people who produce the stuff I like, even if my 'support' in the big picture is just a drop in the ocean for them.
I essentially feel the same way about porn as I do about music (except my porn collection isn't proudly on display in the living room...) all those 200+ albums I own I've bought legally, having pirated copies just wouldn't be the same in many ways. I'm after all supposed to be some sort of fan of those musicians. Likewise I for instance find most lesbian porn to be boring I-do-you you-do-me dildo fucking with a very phony feel to it, stealing from the few who try to go beyond that and produce something I really enjoy would just seem both stupid and ungrateful.
Paying is just easier, I can be (reasonably) sure I get what I'm looking for and I won't feel bad about taking something I'm not entitled to.

09-24-09  11:16pm - 1819 days Italian Friends on the Bus (157 Posts) - #3
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

09-24-09  01:07pm - 1819 days For Breast Lovers: Cap'n's Size Guide (21 Posts) - #11
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An approximate translation of a Danish description of small breasts goes, "two pastilles on an ironing board". :D Personally I don't care much about size, just they don't look blatantly fake.

08-19-09  09:40am - 1855 days 2009 Football Thread (10 Posts) - #8
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Originally Posted by Wittyguy:


For all you Euro types hoping this would be a treatise on the finer points of Manchester Uniteds overpaid strikers and a nation's odds of making the World Cup, think again. I'm talking manly football here; steroid popping 10,000 calorie a day he-men inducing pain jarring hits on each other because that's what makes us, and them, happy.

So it's actually a handegg thread, not a football thread. ;-)

07-23-09  12:53pm - 1882 days To review or not to review? (17 Posts) - #7
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The site you mention only has one review, so I wouldn't hesitate to write another if I were you. The more reviews a site has the better, especially these small sites with few reviews. In this case Denner could just be a bitter user slamming the site (strictly theoretically of course! Denner's reviews are excellent), another review would either add credibility to the previous review by agreeing with it or by disagreeing it could give people another point of view on which to base their decision to join or not.

07-16-09  01:42pm - 1889 days What Makes You Say "No"? (50 Posts) - #51
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Disturbing, but interesting nonetheless. :) At least let me see it once (or a couple dozen times) before throwing it on the trash heap. I am definitely not a baseball fan, but nothing beats a good baseball bat scene every now and then.


To each their own, I'll pass. ;)

07-15-09  10:41am - 1890 days What Makes You Say "No"? (50 Posts) - #47
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Originally Posted by PinkPanther:


For me, it's not all "hard and rough is bad" - in fact, I'm a big fan of Evil Angel stuff and my fave porn performers have included Debi Diamond, Careena Collins & Keanni Lei - all of whom are well known for doing intense work - but there's the fun of seeing women who want to do the craziest stuff and look good doing it - and then there's just disgusting shit. The first is a turn-on, the later definitely a "not".

As one of my fave strip club dancers said a week after seeing Gia Paloma do a feature stint, with a thoroughly disgusted look on her face, "Is it hot to see a woman shove a baseball bat up her ass? No, not hot!" Well, unless it's Jay Sin directing Amber Rayne in his utterly unique candy-coated filthy style. He could probably pull it off and make it look like a lot of fun.

Oh, I didn't mean to tie you up on my opinions, just that we had some common ground, that things can get so extreme that the cover is enough to turn us away. That baseball bat thing certainly sounds disturbing. :p

Originally Posted by Goldfish:


I'm not a fan of the aggressive stuff either. For example, Sasha Grey is one of the hottest porn stars out there (IMO) but I hardly keep any of her scenes because they are way too hardcore with the spitting, slapping and gagging.

Oooh, how many stills from Sasha scenes I have looked through and then refrained from downloading... :-(

07-14-09  08:08am - 1891 days What Makes You Say "No"? (50 Posts) - #44
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I'm in much the same vain as the two above posters, aggression towards the women (choking, slapping, spitting) and especially the blowjobs where it's forced down the girl's throat is a big nono in my book too.
Another thing that turns me off is pierced (especially male) genitals, I can almost feel the pain of it getting caught in something. :-(

That's the two things I'll try to 'screen' a scene for before I download then if it has too talkative guys it can result in a quick deletion, in some scenes it might work (notably if the scene had a setup), but often it's just BS or him monotonously (and loudly!) groaning 'oh yeah' every five second. And finally too long close-ups on the guy wincing or having to stare at his asshole because the camera wants to show penetration at all costs can also send the scene to the trash can. Edited on Jul 14, 2009, 08:12am

07-05-09  01:01pm - 1900 days Happy July 4th! (6 Posts) - #5
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Happy birthday, USA. :-)

05-24-09  06:15am - 1942 days Suspended? (11 Posts) - #9
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


I believe you call it "gennemsnit opvakthed" in Denmark. Here, it's "average intelligence". All it means is, for every super intelligent person you cross paths with, there's someone on the other end to balance things out. It's not worth the effort to try to figure out why someone would blatantly steal a review. It'd be like trying to figure out why people still try to rob banks. 80 cameras all over the place... no mask on... and they wonder why they get caught. Brilliant!

"Opvakthed" sounds more Norwegian to me, "gennemsnitsintelligens" would be more correct I think, but I catch your drift. :)

05-21-09  12:15pm - 1945 days Suspended? (11 Posts) - #4
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Well, I was on the lookout for a new lesbian site to join and was reading the Sapphic Erotica reviews to determine whether it should be it. When I got to exotics4me's review the pros just felt awfully familiar, so after scrolling up and down several times I found that the now-suspended user had written exactly the same. With a little too much spare time on my hands I decided to check if his cons and bottom line matched other reviews and they did...

I don't know why someone would do it, to earn the points needed to make your reviews count you would have to fake several reviews = much greater chance to get caught. Alternatively if you intend to write real reviews, why start out with a fake one?

04-29-09  08:37am - 1967 days A Suggestion Regarding Polls (4 Posts) - #5
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Well, it seems nothing is so bad that it isn't good for something. :)

04-28-09  11:29am - 1968 days A Suggestion Regarding Polls (4 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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A Suggestion Regarding Polls

I don't know if this has been suggested before, but would it be possible to add a list to the front page (or somewhere else) where you can see the 5/10/15 polls that has most recently received a reply?
At present it's kinda hard to know if someone has replied to a(n) (old) poll, and written something potentially interesting, without checking each poll manually to look at the dates of the replies or memorizing how many replies each poll has.

Edit: Oh just noticed you can "browse replies" on the right menu, including polls.. Edited on Apr 28, 2009, 11:33am

04-18-09  01:26pm - 1978 days Do You Review Every Site That You Have Joined? (16 Posts) - #11
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Originally Posted by PinkPanther:


Being a member at the time of the review is important, I think - sites can change quickly - for better or for worse - 1 By Day just recently cut their updates by half, other sites have added zips to all photo sets or moved to HD vids or changed their whole price structure - as In The Crack did a while ago. Reviews done now but based on membership months ago might miss significant changes - so I think your guidelines for yourself are good ones, Monty.

I'll keep an eye out for your reviews

Yeah, with Videobox I think my membership just missed out on their thing with Vivid and that other company, at least I didn't take much note of it, so things can change fast.

04-18-09  12:05am - 1979 days Do You Review Every Site That You Have Joined? (16 Posts) - #8
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Well, given that I haven't been a PU-member for very long and I haven't been joining that many sites the last six months, I have so far managed to review all the sites I have been a member of since I started reviewing, that is three. ;-) And since I generally don't join that many sites, I think I should be able to cope with reviewing them all.
Only other site I could do a review of at present, but haven't, is Videobox, but I just don't feel I have anything new to add, compared to all the other reviews that site has and it's also several months ago that I was a member.
I also find that I prefer to review a site while my membership is still active, so I can check the site out for details while I write the review.

04-17-09  08:04am - 1979 days Naughty America (15 Posts) - #9
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Originally Posted by Jeffrey99:


I've thought about giving this site a try but can anybody tell me do they allow download managers? I seem to be finding a few sites latley that won't allow you to que up 5-10 files and theve it for the day.

Nope, if you queue up files the first one will download fine, but the rest will fail. It's the download links that change after a while. I usually download three movies at the same time instead, that seems to work fine.

04-16-09  10:48pm - 1980 days Naughty America (15 Posts) - #5
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@GCode

Excellent post there! :-)

04-16-09  11:30am - 1980 days Naughty America (15 Posts) - #2
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Well, I haven't been a member of that many sites to tell just how different NA is from other sites, but I'd say that the two things that sets it apart are that there is nothing in the scenes that is degrading to the actresses and all the scenes centre around some kind of fantasy, no gonzo here.

According to wikipedia the site employs a mostly female writing staff, which might explain why the most extreme thing you'll find on the site are a few anal scenes. No DPs, double anal, fisting, choking or whatnot, and from reading their forum that's apparently a policy they have.

Ask away if I should elaborate on something. Edited on Apr 16, 2009, 11:34am

04-02-09  09:49am - 1994 days Fake Breasts! (179 Posts) - #16
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Salvation?

From article:

"A STEM cell therapy offering "natural" breast enlargement is to be made available to British women for the first time.

The treatment could boost cup size while reducing stomach fat. It involves extracting stem cells from spare fat on the stomach or thighs and growing them in a woman's breasts. An increase of one cup size is likely, with the potential for larger gains as the technique improves."

03-30-09  10:40am - 1997 days Happy 1st B-Day Forum (18 Posts) - #7
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Congratulations!

When I first peaked inside here, I was expecting some kind of bastard child of Youtube's comment section and Videobox's review section, but it's really a quite pleasant place. :-)

02-20-09  12:49pm - 2035 days Your Favorite Site ? (21 Posts) - #19
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It's a struggle between Videobox and Naughty America for me... I'd probably go with NA, because their scenes always have a set-up and there is a kinda nice feel to the scenes, the girls aren't slapped around or have dicks stuffed down their throat till they're about to faint etc... VB has shear quantity on its side so there has to be something to like and it provides a few gems every now and then that make it worthwhile to check out, but it's too much gonzo and anal porn for my taste so I go with NA.

02-20-09  12:01pm - 2035 days Why isn't POV more popular? (18 Posts) - #19
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I quite like POV, even when it's just gonzo, which I otherwise tend to avoid (unless it's with one of my favourite models), scenes does just not work for me if there isn't a proper set-up (no matter how clich�d it might be).
Mind you, I never actually join a site just to get POV, it's not that important to me, it's just a nice second prize if an otherwise interesting site happens to have it. Naughty America's "Housewife 1-on-1" is my preferred source for it (because it has aforementioned set-ups), but Videobox also has a handful of good POV-DVDs. Particularly the first three scenes on the "3 on me POV"-DVD and Jenna Haze's scene in "Nasty Talk" are some of the hottest scenes I've ever seen, the girls are worked well into the scenes' "stories", show a lot of enthusiasm and give some good dirty talk.

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