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08-21-15  05:23pm - 6 days Anyone on the Ashley Madison death list? (10 Posts) - #6
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Originally Posted by pornpundit:


So Have any of my fellow pervs been afflicted with " Ashley Madison" nerves? If so how do you plan to deal with it?
The net The net has become a menace!!! Yeah my name is on the list. It's a shame! After four years of finally realizing that " there's " no place like home"


I suspect most people won't be as honest as you and reveal that they are on that list in the hope that no one ever finds out. Frankly the list was huge so if you aren't a celebrity than it's unlikely anyone will find out but this being the net than it's always going to be there.

My question to you and anyone else who is on that list is why is it there in the first place? The entire premise of Ashley Madison is for married men to hook up with women.

Watching porn might be considered by some to be cheating on your spouse but actually looking to fuck someone other than your spouse is definitely cheating. Long live the Brown Coats.

08-19-15  03:51pm - 8 days Christmas is coming early this year! (7 Posts) - #8
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That Riley anal scene actually became a Riley movie with 2 scenes in it. a lesbian one with Aidra fox and than the anal with Mick blue. The lesbian one could have been better if they had avoided shooting a large part of it in a bathroom setting. It never seems to make for a great scene in my opinion and it gets worse when most of it is shot in a bathtub or shower. Riley's was in a bathtub so that is a large part of why I didn't enjoy it.

The anal scene was perfect with great interaction between the performers and the sex was more passionate than if it had been for a gonzo only studio. I'm eagerly awaiting her future Tushy scenes because I'm sure they will be at least as good as this one. Long live the Brown Coats.

08-16-15  05:32am - 11 days Christmas is coming early this year! (7 Posts) - #5
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^&^^ I guess anything is possible but I think in this case the possibility is almost nil as I don't believe that she is still doing porn. In fact I can't remember the last time anyone mentioned seeing her in anything. Long live the Brown Coats.

08-15-15  11:12am - 12 days Christmas is coming early this year! (7 Posts) - #2
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^I don't believe the dp is going to be released at the same time. She has an exclusive anal contract with Tushy so any anal scene for the next little while will only be with them.

She is the second Holy Grail porn performers to do anal in the last few years. Lexi was of course the first. Tushy has managed to also get Ash Hollywood to do an anal scene so they have become the number #1 anal site to join if you want to see girls do their first on screen anal scene. It doesn't hurt that they shoot amazing scenes. Long live the Brown Coats.

08-13-15  06:47pm - 14 days Canadian Porn (10 Posts) - #5
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Canada does produce the odd porn performer and some of them do such an amazing job outside of Canada that they have to be considered true pornstars but there is no such thing as an actual porn industry. I know that maybe one or two studios in Quebec produce some porn but that in no way constitute a porn industry. Long live the Brown Coats.

08-13-15  06:40pm - 14 days Time for Khan to say Good-bye (18 Posts) - #7
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I hope we get the odd visit from you and hear how things are going. Hopefully I will still be around to read about it and if I'm not that than let me take this moment to say thank You Khan for the amazing things you have done for this site over the years. I don't think it would be what it is without you behind it.

Take Care of you and your family. Long live the Brown Coats.

08-11-15  03:16pm - 16 days Hi to all! (8 Posts) - #4
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Welcome to our little corner of paradise. I'm like Witty in that I stay away from every type of social media. I will on some rare occasion read some tweets if someone is inquiring about a performers status and I'm trying to get them an answer but otherwise I have no interest in what is happening on social medias. Long live the Brown Coats.

08-02-15  09:14am - 25 days Windows 10 - Anybody Got It Yet? (11 Posts) - #4
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I have also reserved a copy and based on early reviews by Gizmodo. I will download it once I have access to it. Long live the Brown Coats.

07-22-15  05:34pm - 36 days Recommendations for sites with good, short videos (2 Posts) - #3
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I think 10-15 minute scenes is going to make it next to impossible to suggest any site other than some of the studios on clips4sale because even gonzo porn is likely to be at least 25 minutes long. I think any scene that is 25-35 minutes long is the ideal if you have a scenario and 30 to 30 minutes long if it's pure gonzo. Long live the Brown Coats.

07-19-15  06:10pm - 39 days Sites I wish would come back or would be re-released in HD (9 Posts) - #5
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Originally Posted by Pyrenees:


Pat I am not high on Tech. So there is a lot I do not know. I have owned DVD's from all of these people. The DVD's were way better quality than what is one their websites now. Could not they use a better transfer codec to upgrade those scenes?



I could be wrong but as far as I know none of these studios has a dedicated site where you can download their movies for a fixed rate. JM has a site where you can purchase individual movies for streaming, long term rental or actual purchase but the cost are all quite high.

The quality of the content from these companies is likely never going to look all that great since it was not filmed on 35mm celluloid. The camera used back then were top of the line but being on a media that tends to degrade rather quickly over time and digitization came too late for many of their movies so that's why the quality is often poorer than older movies filmed on 35mm. That's why so many of the movies filmed in the 30's and 40's still look amazing today while something shot on an had held camera is the 90's no longer does. Long live the Brown Coats.

07-18-15  01:42pm - 40 days Sites I wish would come back or would be re-released in HD (9 Posts) - #2
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Unless I am mistaken then all of those studios, other than Brazzer, made films prior to the advent of HD technology so hoping to see their content in HD is not going to happen.

1- Brazzer will probably never bring this site back because they can't afford to lose one of their CC processor and it's who was behind the pressure for Brazzer to not only drop this series but erase all of it's content from their server.

2- I'm sure there is a slew of reason why this studio will never comeback but the main one is that the owner Rob Black appears to be nuts

3- Not sure if his time in prison opened Max eyes or if maybe producers simply no longer want to have anything to do with him but it seems clear that Paul Little is likely never going to be able to shoot more porn. sad for his earlier stuff but great for almost everything he shot in the last few years before he went to prison.

5- They are dead just like Diabolic. In both cases I would be just as happy to get a site where you can get all of their library of films without any editing.

9-That one is also dead and as been for many years so no HD and no future HD either. Long live the Brown Coats.

07-17-15  05:19pm - 41 days Upcoming Movie Thread (1213 Posts) - #1238
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


I enjoyed Captain American 1 much more than Captain America 2: better plot, more traditional values (America versus Nazis, instead of modern conspiracy theories about secret organizations taking over the government),


Captain America 1 is one of my favorite super hero movies of all time. Good story, good character development, a great choice of actors that are all well casted and they have good chemistry between themselves. Cap 2 is an enjoyable movie but it is quite dark in nature and manages to reduce all the good things Shield was known for to instead being the actions of modern day Nazis.

Another problem with Cap 2 and all subsequent sequels to the other Marvel franchise is that it no longer makes sense for any of these characters to be in the movie all by themselves. I know Cap 2 had Black Widow and that was cool but you can't tell me that Steve Rogers wouldn't have contacted Iron Man the moment it was discovered that Hydra had infiltrated Shield? Long live the Brown Coats.

07-17-15  05:11pm - 41 days Upcoming Movie Thread (1213 Posts) - #1237
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Originally Posted by Pyrenees:


Or you can go to putlocker and watch the movie for free the day after it hits a theater lol. If you want high Def wait for the movie to be sold in blueray then you will get to watch it free in HD.



True but I try to avoid doing the free movie sites as this is tantamount to stealing content. I know you can argue that since I wasn't going to go see it in a theater than I'm not really stealing anything but doing something like that is a slippery slope. At some point you willingly choose to not pay for a movie and simply watch it for free and that is stealing(at least for me it is). Long live the Brown Coats.

07-16-15  06:45pm - 42 days Upcoming Movie Thread (1213 Posts) - #1234
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^I think I'm getting all marveled out because I didn't go see the Avenger 2 and I don't think I'm going to go see Ant-Man either. It was one thing when you had more or less stand alone Marvel movies that worked fine by themselves and you didn't have any crossover arcs but once Avengers was made then you could not really deal with stand alone Marvel movies anymore because we have been shown that these characters can and do work together.

At least you hade some other Marvel characters in Captain America 2 but where were those Marvel superheroes I Thor 2?
You are telling me that an invasion in New York requires the assembling of the Avengers but because the action is in Europe then the superheroes aren't going to battle a new invader?

Of course the price of a movie ticket and theater food prices does help me make sound decisions when it comes to which movie I will see in a theater and which ones will be seen from the comfort of my living rook. Long live the Brown Coats.

07-12-15  06:30pm - 46 days How to get out of doing the Weekly Shop. (20 Posts) - #20
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^On sort of a somewhat similar thread. How often have you seen someone park in an handicap zone that is either not handicap or who walks out of their car without any visible handicap requiring parking as near as possible to the door?

I sort of wish that I lived in a world where people were more considerate of others and those people who are healthy like me don't actually use the nearest parking spot in a parking lot but instead one that is a little further so that people that who may or may not be handicap but have a much greater need to be close to the door actually have a spot. Long live the Brown Coats.

07-05-15  03:35pm - 53 days Upcoming Movie Thread (1213 Posts) - #1230
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^No I haven't but I tend to steer clear of any biopic movies or books. Call me a cynic but I think it is next to impossible to accurately portray anyone on screen without making them look better or worse then they were.

Add the fact that we have already had a Job biopic. I know choosing Ashton was a bad idea and that must have been part of why the movie bombed but do we really need a movie about a man who albeit a genius was kind of a dick? Long live the Brown Coats.

07-04-15  05:29pm - 54 days Upcoming Movie Thread (1213 Posts) - #1228
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It's been nearly a year since anyone posted in this thread and frankly the bulk of the movies released last year were so bad that I simply didn't want to talk about any of them,

The only movie I have seen in theater in the last 3 months is Jurassic World and although it's more of a sequel/soft sequel. It is still a very, very good movie. I don't want to compare it to the first movie because without that one none of the following one would ever have been made but it is so much better than any of the sequels. Chris Pratt again is excellent in this movie. Of course with the over 1 billion at the box office. There is a very good chance that we will see a sequel to this sequel and it's likely to be awful. I'm willing to wait until I know more about it before complaining. Long live the Brown Coats.

06-29-15  05:58pm - 59 days I'm baaack ..............maybe! (9 Posts) - #3
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Welcome back. I really hope that you can come and play with the rest of us and that your personal life and health improve. I also want to thank you for your use of the word sesquipedalian. I had to look up it's meaning so now I'm going to go to bed happier for having learned a new word. of course the downside is that now I'm going to have to find a place to use it.

Take care of yourself and hopefully you don't remain a stranger. Long live the Brown Coats.

06-21-15  10:44am - 67 days Best panties ever? (6 Posts) - #2
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^They are nice but since you can only truly appreciate them in the dark than I would think that it's more of a bitter sweet purchase than anything else. Long live the Brown Coats.

06-11-15  05:59pm - 77 days I think I burned out on porno? (3 Posts) - #2
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^Unlikely but you are probably getting to a point where you will download less and less stuff. The reason is that I don't think you can download as much content today as you could just 5 year ago and maybe even less than you could 2 years ago. Long live the Brown Coats.

06-11-15  05:56pm - 77 days Sir Christopher Lee dies at 93 (4 Posts) - #2
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^Those Hammer films from the 60's and 70's. That's the films I most remember him from. He was excellent as Dracula. He had a long and prolific film career. He will be missed. Long live the Brown Coats.

06-08-15  03:14pm - 80 days Help find niche (10 Posts) - #9
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Originally Posted by eeee:


I find it strange, Amazon, yandy, a million adult stores, all sell these costumes, yet not much porn made with them.


A large part of the reason is that so little porn actually includes clothes beyond a bathing suit or very skimpy outfit that those costumes are mostly for private use. Now that I know what you want then I will do some research and get back to you later this week. Long live the Brown Coats.

06-06-15  01:44pm - 82 days Help find niche (10 Posts) - #3
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I don't know if I can help but other than them wearing costumes. What else are you looking for? Is it g/g, b/g or a mixture of both? Is it softcre with some midcore added to the mix or do you want hardcore? Long live the Brown Coats.

06-06-15  07:03am - 82 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #185
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A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Desert.

During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asks their Sergeant why the camel was kept there.

The nervous sergeant said, “Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women, and sir, sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly the Camel.”

The Captain says, “I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay.”

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.

When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, “Is that how the men do it?”

“No, not really, sir. They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are.............. Long live the Brown Coats.

06-03-15  05:27pm - 85 days Updates on the future of Porn Users? (9 Posts) - #9
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^ADT does have a few performers that interact with the various posters but the level of civility is not very good and too many of the posters can say some harsh things to the women. ADT would be better served if they took example of the way people are on the PU forum.

I don't remember the last time a webmaster posted anything in the forum but some still reply to comments and that is probably a better thing.

I still try to interact in the forum but it's getting harder because I'm losing interest in what is being talked about and so many of the people I enjoyed interacting with have left.

I'm glad you are back. Long live the Brown Coats.

06-02-15  06:09pm - 86 days Slow times and strange days in the world of porn (4 Posts) - #3
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^I try as much as possible to avoid reading the tweets that various porn performers are wont to write because doing so tends to sour them to me. If I'm to believe what many of the current performers write than most of them tend to spend their days in a haze of weed smoke, going or coming back from a bar, complaining about a variety of things or asking fans to buy them stuff. Long live the Brown Coats.

06-02-15  06:01pm - 86 days Updates on the future of Porn Users? (9 Posts) - #7
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^I may be pessimistic but I can't see what changing the sites will do to improve the lack of general interaction. The harsh reality is that it's hard to talk about all the great porn being made when there is so little of it and as much as I love to talk about various subjects. At some point there is nothing left to say and I think this is sort of where we are now. I tend to participate more on the ADT forum but although they tend to mostly stick to porn. They touch on more subjects than most people here want to do and that's why I am more active there. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-31-15  10:28am - 88 days Updates on the future of Porn Users? (9 Posts) - #2
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I hope that the new site is a success but the state of the porn industry is such that I still can't see how they can make a living when so many are barely surviving. Just look at the number of sites that have stopped updating, those that are struggling and then look at all the new sites that are for the most part really not new so much as the same old stuff being repackaged under a different name or too can get all their stuff from one of your active membership.

I used to love visiting TBP's "New Porn Sites" section because once upon a time you actually could find something worth looking at and luckily sometime worth joining but I can't say that I have seen too many worth while sites in the last 2-3 years. There have been a few but mostly what I see these days are mostly mobile versions of a sites I already have access to or sites I never wanted access to. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-30-15  07:27am - 89 days Has anyone seen the redesigned Kink.com look yet? (3 Posts) - #3
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I have a link to the classic site and that's the one I always use so wasn't even aware that they redesigned the site. I do know that they more or less are concentrating all of their efforts on making videos and therefore the pic option is now significantly smaller than it was in the past.

I also know that they have significantly toned down the misogynist stuff in theirs gang bang site. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-30-15  07:13am - 89 days Circus Porn - I love it! (4 Posts) - #4
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^I think the reason why you haven't seen any great scenes with clowns is that I don't believe it's possible to shoot one. In fact I don't even think it's possible to shoot a passable clown scene. Aside from the obvious issues that as soon as the face of the clown comes into contact with any part of the woman and his makeup will start to smear and come off. Clowns are meant to make you think and/or make you laugh but I don't think they are ever meant to arouse you sexually.

My definition of circus porn I think is slightly different than yours. When I think of circus porn. I mostly think of men fucking women in the most painful way possible and the women trying to appear as though they are enjoying it.
If the words DAP, DVA, upside down fucking of any kind, pile driving and a few others are used to describe the action than that for me is circus porn. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-22-15  06:00pm - 97 days Update on Graymane (10 Posts) - #8
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I really hope he gets better. He is missed. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-18-15  09:14am - 101 days Bang Bros - why does PU still do business with these scammers? (15 Posts) - #8
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^In no way do I want to make light of what some people have written about BB or Brazzer but I have joined both sites multiple times in the last 7 years and at no time did I have an issue cancelling or get charged extra for stuff I did not really want. Now maybe I am more experienced than some of the other people but not everybody who got burned. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-15-15  05:23pm - 104 days B.B. King Passes at 89 (4 Posts) - #4
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This is turning out to be a shitty year for music fans. Rest in peace B.B. Long live the Brown Coats.

05-06-15  07:05pm - 113 days Keeping involvement in porn quiet (50 Posts) - #50
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^It's you and your wife life so ultimately you should only do stuff that you are both comfortable with. That said I get the feeling from this post that you seem to be more interested in the idea of doing porn rather than actually doing it for real. I mean the primary reason why anyone should consider doing porn should be how much money can I make from it and what I'm willing to risk but doing it?

The reasons why someone is willing to pay should never enter into the equation since you must have a general idea of how much money you are willing to accept. Now a high five figure amount for an amateur oral sex video may seem like a lot of money but some people already spend thousands of dollars on cam shows and you rarely get anything more than solo stuff. When you couple that with the fact that your wife as modeled in the past so isn't it possible that someone who has seen her might be willing to spend a huge amount of money for even something as simple as an oral sex video? Long live the Brown Coats.

05-01-15  05:51pm - 118 days Singer: Ben E. King ......Dead at 76 (2 Posts) - #3
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^It does appear like that. At least he will be in good company. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-25-15  05:50pm - 124 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #182
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^The European humour is sometime like that. My theory is that having had two major wars fought in or around your Countries as well as having countless of your citizens involved in them has affected the way they look at many things.

A lot of their humour is often quite dark and it's so common to see the death of major characters on established shows that I am often ambivalent about watching a new show for fear that I will get too attached to a main character who will get bumped off the next season. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-25-15  07:35am - 124 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #180
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Born to create drama.

My favorite is number two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fv...Zh5B4f4bigA&NR=1 Long live the Brown Coats.

04-25-15  07:34am - 124 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #179
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Dutch Treat.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/5748lK9HpOg Long live the Brown Coats.

04-25-15  07:34am - 124 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #178
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Someone sent me this little question on moral dilemma.

You are driving along in your car on a wild stormy night. you pass by a bus stop where three people waiting for the bus:

1-An old lady who looks like she is about to die.

2-An old friend who once saved your life.

3-The perfect woman (or) man you have been dreaming about.


Which one would you offer a ride to knowing that you can only take one passenger?

Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once used as part of a job application.

You can pick the old lady because she could die so you should save her first. You can pick your old friend because he once saved your life and this is the perfect way to repay him. However you may never find your perfect dream lover again.

What did the person who got the job answer?????


The answer is actually quite simple. He said he would have given the keys to his old friend and told him to take the old lady to the hospital and he would have waited for the bus with the woman of his dream. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-22-15  05:34pm - 127 days Are models getting less attractive? (16 Posts) - #6
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Maybe it's not just you because I'm finding that each new year brings us a larger group of models that are just not as impressive as the ones that came before them but I'm not sure if it's because the ones that came before them were so much more than them that no one can equal them or if may be that the higher resolution cameras make every skin blemish impossible to miss and overlook.

Of course it could be a mixture of both. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-20-15  05:57pm - 129 days Are the use of condoms in sex scenes a turn-off? (44 Posts) - #43
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^I don't know if you are aware but what you wrote is the same thing that almost every other person who prefers bareback porn says when discussing condom in porn. I've had plenty of back and forth discussion with some of them and I've come to the conclusion that you can't change their mind but it hasn't stopped me from trying so here goes.

Are you telling us that if the porn industry decides to go condom only then you will no longer buy any porn with condoms in it? Hopefully you aren't saying that you will stop paying for it but keep on downloading it from torrent and tube sites because that would be a very different thing.

At this moment the industry is more or less still shooting bareback porn and yet they are seeing less and less people actually paying for it so why would going condom only mean that even more people would stop paying for porn.

One of the biggest porn studio at the moment is called Wicked. Clearly you must never have heard of them but they have been shooting condom only porn for decades and they are still making a profit so why is it that they can make money when shooting condom only porn but every other studio would suffer? Long live the Brown Coats.

04-15-15  06:11pm - 134 days Percy Sledge dies at 73 (4 Posts) - #4
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I don't know what kind of life he had but I would think a man would be considered rich for having created such an iconic song. How many weddings would not exist if that song had never been created?

Rest in Peace Percy. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-12-15  09:33am - 137 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #176
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Hilarious, Pat!


All I hope is that she dropped his ass that very same day because that is one serious loser. My biggest issue with the guys isn't so much that he ignored her request multiple times but that he was having a long fucking conversation on a cellphone while he was with his girlfriend. I think if I was out with someone and they took out their cellphone and called or took a long call that wasn't an emergency then I would get up and leave and never bother talking to that person ever again. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-12-15  09:27am - 137 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #175
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Originally Posted by Micha:


I scored 18. My face has begun breaking out


You lucky dog. I wasn't able to get a score remotely close to that. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-11-15  06:56am - 138 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #172
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You have to watch the video until the end. I can guarantee that you will piss yourself laughing.

http://safeshare.tv/w/sLtCVDmZnm Long live the Brown Coats.

04-08-15  05:46pm - 141 days Girls That Should Have Solo Sites But Don't (3 Posts) - #4
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As much as I would love to nominate some women. The harsh truth for me is that I've been burned too many times with solo model sites that I don't think none of them deserves to have one. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-03-15  07:09am - 146 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #171
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I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.



After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he'd made it home safely.



Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?' Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!'



The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.



I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next movement could spell disaster.



My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.



I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.



The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"



A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister." "That's a disgrace," said the priest,"especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."



A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to this country so that they can see their own doctor.



I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-03-15  06:55am - 146 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #170
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I hope you try this little test and let me know what score you get.

http://www.age-test.com/1nsd2j

I scored 30 so technically I'm way younger inside than my actual age. Long live the Brown Coats.

04-03-15  06:45am - 146 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #169
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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit

jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the

rabbit jumps right in front of the car.


The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal

lover, pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is

the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .


The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.



She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong.


"I feel terrible," ! he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car


and KILLED HIM."


The blonde says,"Don't worry."


She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny,
bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.


The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the

two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves

again, he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves, and repeats this again and again


and again and again, until he hops out of sight.


The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says..





(Are you ready for this?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)






(Last chance)







(OK, here it is)






It says,






"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave." Long live the Brown Coats.

03-31-15  05:45pm - 149 days Just curious...how do you react when you see signs of self-harm on a model? (5 Posts) - #2
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I don't have an issue watching a dead performer anymore than I have an issue with mainstream actors and actresses that are also dead. Probably because most of them have been dead for a few years or longer. It might be different if they were recently deceased but since I can't think of an instance when it occurred so I can't be sure it would be.

I do have a problem with performers that clearly look like they need to take a serious break from the industry. Tanner is probably one of the better example. I can't speak for Belle because I have not seen a single of her scenes and frankly I don't even know if she is still doing porn. I know she cut herself because I remember reading about it and I also know that porn had very little to do with it because she was doing that way before she started doing porn. Long live the Brown Coats.

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