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05-21-13  03:57pm - 16 hrs I know I will lose all respect .... (5 Posts) - #5
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Originally Posted by Capn:


You never had to be macho, my friend.

There are more than enough Alphas in the world.

Cap'n.

PS: Losing respect?

Quite the reverse!


Your comment means a lot to me, Cap'n! Thanks.
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05-21-13  03:55pm - 16 hrs I know I will lose all respect .... (5 Posts) - #4
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Thanks for the thumbs up, Advent!
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05-21-13  02:31pm - 17 hrs I know I will lose all respect .... (5 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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Location: Canada 		I know I will lose all respect ....

... but I am turning into a sissy and need a testosterone shot in a hurry! Proof?

1) I get teary eyed with gratitude and love every time I look at my beautiful wife or contemplate my loving family.

2) I am starting to like chick flicks! Forget about Bruce and Arnold and Vin ... give me Tom and Meg and "Sleepless in Seattle" any time.

3) I download Romance books from Kindle. No, not the Harlequin type .. they've got to have some action to them .. but still? Romance?

4) I long for sexy videos with a bit more tenderness in them, rather than the mindless rutting one normally gets. More foreplay, more afterglow.

Actually, forget about the testosterone shot .. I sorta like the way I feel in my dotage.

Just wanting to share some of the benefits that come with old age to many of us.

Of course some of you youngsters will see the above as something negative, that's why the title of this post ... but for me it's nice not to have to be macho any more.
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05-21-13  02:07pm - 18 hrs P is for Pervert . (4 Posts) - #4
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Originally Posted by biker:


My dictionary says for voyeur "A person who gains sexual pleasure from watching others when they are naked or engaged in sexual activity."

So I would say; looking at any type of porn would qualify a person as a voyeur. So I classify myself as a voyeur.

Is this a perversion? If both sides are consenting adults I would say; no. If I was a peeping tom looking through windows of unsuspecting people, then yes, to me that would be perverted.

As you say, "One man's perversion is another man's norm." The rest I will leave to the justice system.


You took the words right out of my mouth, biker.
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05-20-13  10:07am - 1 day I'm back... and motivated. (13 Posts) - #10
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Location: Canada 		Hi Rick, welcome back. When you write: "I'm putting a lot of time and resources in brand new sites that will bring freshness and cutting edge resources for everyone" does this mean you wiill be searching the www for unusual sites not presently listed in TBP? I don't know quite how to take that remark.

If you do, don't forget to look for sites that feature: mature ladies, dressed in fine lingerie getting slowly undressed down to fully nude (I am throwing that last one in for my pal the Cap'n!)
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05-19-13  10:44am - 2 days Fake and Shaved (14 Posts) - #10
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Location: Canada 		I think it makes a great deal of difference in how one looks at fake boobs when it comes to a porn star's lack of self-confidence or a woman who underwent a double mastectomy. I don't think it would occur to anyone to slam a woman who had just lost her breasts for helping out nature, if she so desires.

Cosmetic surgery CAN be a great thing, just not in porn. Each and every performer always looked better to me before rather than after her alterations.
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05-16-13  02:27pm - 5 days PU Official: Raffle Update (28 Posts) - #10
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Location: Canada 		Wittyguy wrote: " While PU is a cool community it has somewhat stagnated in terms of growth / participation and newness / uniqueness. This isn't just a PU/TBP problem, I think it a problem with all review sites and the internet porn world in general."

I completely agree when it comes to "newness/uniqueness" in internet porn. I think the reason the Porn Industry is in trouble is not because of the financially lean times but because of the sameness of most of the material produced nowadays and the ennui of users who have seen it all a thousand times.

We are craving something new, something different, or in my case a return to the "old" days (five years ago?) when getting undressed in front of the camera was still an art. I HAVE money in my pocket, I AM willing to spend it but I'm darned if I can find a site that is to my liking these days.
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05-16-13  12:30pm - 5 days PU Official: Raffle Update (28 Posts) - #7
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Location: Canada 		No worries, Khan, while I appreciated winning the raffle now and then (actually quite often) it was never the reason why I participated here or subscribed to sites through here.

I could also see that it did not accomplish its purpose of attracting more active participants or new members because a select handful of us seemed to win week after week, so your decision makes a great deal of sense in these lean times. Hope you will never have to shut down this great site and portal.

Loyally yours, m.
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05-13-13  01:50pm - 8 days Too much sameness! (45 Posts) - #45
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


Its like going down the cookie isle and all the cookies are chocolate chip.


I hate chocolate chip cookies!
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05-13-13  10:29am - 8 days Too much sameness! (45 Posts) - #41
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Originally Posted by Cameramankeith:


I have read quite a lot of the comments on this post and will just add my short opinion. I definitely prefer to see a girl wearing some items underneath her outer clothing. Just going from a summery dress to full nude is certainly not the best way. There should be a bra and skimpy knickers at the very least for a nice tease. Any site that follows this format will get my vote.


And the "skimpy knickers" should be fully visible and not half hidden by the various positions (half bent forward, half bent to the side, rear shots with knickers already at half mast) the photographers put the models in. I keep longing for a couple of shots a set where the model actually stands up straight, facing the camera with panties still fully up, after that the photog can do what he wants. The ideal shot would be from slightly below (photographer kneeling) so that part of the crotch (gusset) would be visible as well.
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05-13-13  10:19am - 8 days it started with a kiss (32 Posts) - #25
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Originally Posted by Cherry:


To messmer - That's not true! My mom met my step father when she was 30 and he was 62! They live together until his death at 89! My boyfriend is 50 and I'm 31! It's not a fetish with old men, its just a different perception... some women see the man and not the look and appearance :D


Well, when faced with evidence like that, how can I refute it, Cherry? I am seventy-seven years old and find it terribly hard to believe that anyone younger than 65 would be interested in me .. unless I had lots of money or was a powerful figure of some sort. In a way I am glad to hear that spring-winter love is possible even though I am out of the race for good!
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05-10-13  11:45am - 11 days it started with a kiss (32 Posts) - #13
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


^ haha... no, not really turned off Messmer. Like all older gentlemen with younger snatch, money talks. There are a couple of sites I can think of that promote this - Jurassic Cock on PornPros and Mario Salineri's website. Not that subscribe to it personally, just saying.

Cherry - had you not rated the three websites 100% and actually maybe done a "review" of said websites it would seem less likely to be taken as spam. There seemed nothing subtle about the posting.


Yep, that's the point I was making, jb, that power and money talk and manage to snare some young trophy wives / girlfriends for whom these things are an aphrodisiac. But if they do get turned on you can be sure it is not by Grandpa's charm and good looks.
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05-10-13  09:56am - 11 days it started with a kiss (32 Posts) - #11
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Location: Canada 		To add a bit of conversation to this post: Is anyone else turned off by seeing very mature men kissing young girls? I can only see it happen in porn, in real life most women would be too disgusted to kiss a man who could be their father or even grandfather as is the case here (see girl in bath cap.) Unless of course he happens to be a powerful politician or movie star, a member of the Rolling Stones, a billionaire or Hugh Hefner.
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05-05-13  11:45am - 16 days Have you noticed .. or panty lovers lament?! (22 Posts) - #23
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Originally Posted by biker:


Your post reminds me of the film "Anatomy of a Murder".
During the trial the defense is given a pair of panties that they are about to use as evidence and the judge brings both attorneys up to his bench to discuss what term to use knowing "panties" would disrupt the court. Both Jimmy Stewart and George C. Scott were at a loss as to what other term to use.

I can only come up with "briefs". I think this term works for both men and women.


Thanks, biker! Still at a loss to see how the word "panties" could be objectionable to two grown, intelligent women. I understand if at the time of "Anatomy of a Murder" one did not want to talk about a delicate subject like women's lingerie in a court .. but now ... in the 21st Century? Edited on May 05, 2013, 11:48am
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05-04-13  10:29am - 17 days Have you noticed .. or panty lovers lament?! (22 Posts) - #21
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Originally Posted by luv lickn clit:


Despite the high percentage of intially clothed sets, the models typically lose the clothes fast, and there are very few good strip sequences. The photographer Antonio Clemens does the best job of photographing strip sequences.

Messmer, I also counted how many of the last 80 sets had panties. It was only 25 of 80, and maybe half of those had the full frontal shots you describe. Met-Art is a good site, but strip-tease and panties are not their forte.


Thanks, llc. So much for Met-Art!
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05-03-13  01:10pm - 18 days Impressive Male Porn Stars? (8 Posts) - #5
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Though I wouldn't call him "impressive" myself, James Deen comes to mind when you're talking about a porn star who seems to delight both female viewers and co-stars. He's not some steroidal, ex-con-looking freak with a boner, but he's certainly not Ron Jeremy-fat or hairy either.

Deen's rabid (horny) female fan base seems to be attracted to his comparatively innocent boy-next-door looks and the fact that he isn't some vile Max Hardcore impersonator. And porn girls actually want to work with him because of his nice guy personality, sexual reliability (he's still in his 20s), and the overall lack of creepiness that seems to afflict a lot of the regular porn actors. Hell, his interviewers (female ones, of course) even seem to want to fuck him.

And judging by his blog, guys probably envy him or just plain hate him for having the life that he does.


James Deen is one of the few male porn stars I can tolerate. And to satisfy the original poster, I have also seen him do some rough porn, either at Kink.com or at Brazzers (Porn Stars Punishment .. now deleted from the site.)

I seem to recollect reading somewhere that he is doing some crossing over into "main stream," either TV or movies, I can't remember which.
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04-29-13  11:09am - 22 days Have you noticed .. or panty lovers lament?! (22 Posts) - #16
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Location: Canada 		By the way, only last week I heard two commentators on CNN (women) make remarks on how much they disliked the word "panties!" Does anyone have a clue why this word would be objectionable to some and if it is, what is its substitute?
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04-29-13  11:04am - 22 days Have you noticed .. or panty lovers lament?! (22 Posts) - #15
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Originally Posted by Monahan:


You are correct. Almost all of MetArt's photo sets start totally naked.


Wow, thanks for the samples, Monahan. I really appreciate crotchless panties and developed a great liking for panty stuffing when I subscribed to "In The Crack" a few years ago.

My main turn on is still full-backed, lacy, nylon panties and I always get angry when photographers have the occasional model that does wear them and then make her take them down discretely before you can see them in their fullness!
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04-29-13  10:56am - 22 days Have you noticed .. or panty lovers lament?! (22 Posts) - #14
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Originally Posted by etna:


Please keep in touch 'messmer'. I love panties, and am yet to find a site that mixes sex with sexy underwear. Most of the time they just pull 'em down really quickly. I will keep an eye out.


Thanks, etna, I surely would appreciate if you did keep an eye open for me. I haven't had any luck.
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04-28-13  10:01am - 23 days Sarah Palin (27 Posts) - #19
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Location: Canada 		Al Jazeera, Europe News are two very good news channels. I used to like CNN but am disgusted with CNN Headline News because they turned it into a crime circus. CNN itself appears to feature a basic 10 stories a day, catering to those who live in the U.S., while the rest of the world is forgotten, unless there is something really huge happening, something they simply cannot ignore.

Fox News .. forget about it. To Canadians they appear to be to the right of Attila the Hun and we can only take them in small doses without getting ill.
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04-16-13  11:15am - 35 days Have you noticed .. or panty lovers lament?! (22 Posts) - #11
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


If there is no strip they must acquit !

My picture collection is mostly of strip types I just do not find it well suited to just have instant nudes.


I am the same way, CT. That's why I've never subscribed to sites like MetArt because I assume they are mostly nude studies. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong.
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04-16-13  11:14am - 35 days Have you noticed .. or panty lovers lament?! (22 Posts) - #10
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Originally Posted by Ed2009:


I think almost every single strip on my sites shows the models involved in various states of undress including wearing panties. I've always insisted on showing each stage of the undressing.


Hi Ed, I just took a quick tour of AMC and liked what I saw re. frontal view of panties. Question: it is not obvious from the samples if the ladies strip completely. Do they? And # 2: What would be your biggest picture size? Maybe the information was there but I didn't see it. Thanks.
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04-12-13  10:46am - 39 days Have you noticed .. or panty lovers lament?! (22 Posts) - #7
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Originally Posted by Claypaws:


I am happy to include this in all photo sets where the models wear panties. I already have in some sets but by no means all.

I do not think there is any photographer conspiracy to avoid these shots. Photographers can only use a mixture of their own judgement and members' requests if they are shooting for a site that has them. I have built many requests into my own photo shoots.

In videos, it is somewhat more difficult because there is only so much direction you can give a model and she might not remember all of it. Indeed, the photographer might not remember all of it (speaking for myself). There is not much scope for doing several takes either. Shoots have to be done incredibly fast.


That's refreshing to know ( re. full frontal, panties still up), claypaws. I can't understand why photographers just don't leave one or two shots like that in, it wouldn't hurt anyone, nor offend anyone's taste and would allow me to put up with an endless series of nude shots that are almost identical to each other. Trouble is, if I remember right, you shoot for a site where good strip shoots are hard to come by so I would have to wait for your contributions which might not be every day or even every week.
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04-12-13  10:34am - 39 days Have you noticed .. or panty lovers lament?! (22 Posts) - #6
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Originally Posted by luv lickn clit:


Messmer, I think its part of the general trend among photogs and porn sites of neglecting the slow sexy strip tease. How many times for example have you seen a photo set or video where the cameraman focuses on the girl unbuttoning her blouse or top one button at a time, or slowly unzipping it if it has a zipper? Then making her bra straps fall one at a time, and giving some sexy cleavage views and nipple peeks before taking off her bra. Then getting her jeans/pants/skirt off in a sexy way. Then letting us enjoy some sexy moves while she's wearing only her panties. Then some sexy panty tease with both front and rear views. If a girl does that right, I'm rock hard before she even takes her panties off! And you mentioned one of my pet peeves--for some reason we almost always get the rear view only when models take their panties off. How about pull them down nice and slow to the mid thigh level, then pull them back up, turn around, and do it again. But sadly, such videos or photo sets are next to impossible to find. In most cases and for most porn sites, its let's get to fully nude in a hurry. Very frustrating for a panty lover like me!

I'm going to post a review of All Panty Pass very soon. My one month membership just ended there, and sadly, I find it hard to recommend the site.


Aaah, you are making me drool. This is exactly how I would love to see it done. That is why I have turned mostly to videos, they don't give me what I want either (re. panties) but are more exciting than the average picture set these days. I have dropped a couple of formerly favorite picture sites for good and am waiting out the rest of my subscription time with the last of them now. Every update, every day has been a major disappointment. I swear they used to be better and have old sets to prove it but now it is cookie cutter photography just like all the others.
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04-11-13  10:19pm - 40 days Have you noticed .. or panty lovers lament?! (22 Posts) - #4
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Originally Posted by Capn:


What you say is lamentably very true, my friend & I do feel for you.

This piled upon scant few decent strip sequences anyway!

Cap'n.


How true, Cap'n! I think someone took my request for more lingerie seriously but failed to get the spirit of my request which was to see a complete strip sequence from fully clothed to fully naked rather than having someone start in a teddy or already in stockings and garter belt right from picture one. I appreciate the lingerie but that is not what I was after, as you know only too well. And then when you get a set that starts with fully clothed they coyly hide the undies .... and there, once again goes the tease factor. And I sure wish that I could stop boring myself silly repeating the same thing over and over. But otoh that's what the photogs are doing to me, aren't they?
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04-11-13  02:27pm - 40 days Have you noticed .. or panty lovers lament?! (22 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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Location: Canada 		Have you noticed .. or panty lovers lament?!

This is not addressed to those for whom panties are a fetish, iow. those who get a kick from a Sears catalogue, but to those who like to see pretty women wear them before they get fully naked. In other words, people like me!

Here is my observation (and bafflement as to why this should be so):

In the overwhelming majority of picture sets that feature a strip sequence there is hardly one picture that will depict a woman standing up, in a frontal shot, with panties still fully up.

Picture lovers, take a look at the sets you saved. Am I right?

The model will stand slightly bent forward so that most of her belly will cover her panties until only a small triangle is showing, or she will lean to the right or left hiding most of her undergarment. Or in most cases she will show the panties, but this time from the rear, fingers hooked into the waistband, with panties already more than halfway down.

There is a third method I really despise and that is when she takes the panties down at the same time as her jeans or slacks. This may be a nice, quick, convenient way in real life of getting undressed in a hurry ... but in a picture set that's supposed to be erotic?

There's never an effort to hide anything else .. is there something especially shameful about exposing your panties to the full? Why are most photographers so reluctant to leave in one or two frontal shots, preferably shot while kneeling?

SeanR comes closest but with him it is mostly crotch shots and while I love those it is not what I crave to see most: a couple of pictures per set that are full frontal, standing, with panties (hopefully sexy) still up around the hips.
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04-11-13  01:12pm - 40 days A Note from Khan (50 Posts) - #39
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Originally Posted by graymane:


as one who is currently going through re-hab, after two major surgeries, followed by these last two months being hospitalized and bed-ridden ....... I feel your pain. mate.

I'm still deep in the woods, unfortunately, abiding in a world of pain with seemingly little relief in sight.

Breaking away ........
My deepest wish is that your recovery is swift and complete. Get well soon, chief!


Hey, old friend, I was tempted a couple of times to send a posse after you but then thought, well, he must have his reasons for staying away, probably the same as mine ... not much to say at the moment ... so I am sorry to hear your reasons were so painful, protracted and serious.

I hope you will be able to talk them into prescribing some potent pain relievers to keep you going until you mend. I do know what it is like to live with chronic pain, even though I wouldn't compare it to the more severe pain experienced after major surgery. Have a speedy recovery because I miss you too.
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04-03-13  11:39pm - 48 days A Note from Khan (50 Posts) - #18
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Location: Canada 		Thanks for letting us know, Rose Ann! Khan is much admired here and I am very fond of him. To Khan: Gute Besserung and come back soon, we miss you!
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03-22-13  10:56am - 60 days NewsLetter Measure B (35 Posts) - #36
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Location: Canada 		Hey, CT, ole pal. I am usually with you, I am definitely with you when it comes to guarding our rights. I am against any legislation that would dictate morality (one of our Prime Ministers said: the Government has no business in the bedrooms of the nation), so I am all for gay rights, equal rights, the right to determine what I can see and read, freedom of speech, expression, assembly even the freedom to wear a condom or not .. everything but this accursed gun thing.

If you want to buy a hand gun because you feel insecure, or because you like target practice, or a hunting rifle because you like the *sport* .. fine .. but there is no justification for weapons, and the accompanying super-size magazines, that can kill twenty kids in three seconds.

There MUST be a complete ban on all weapons that allow mass killing. Period. Especially in the light that some mental cases now make lists of previous mass murderers hoping to "top their score!" (According to your news sources)

We live in a sick age and a background check does not always reveal a sick would-be killer. Taking away your right to a rapid fire assault rifle does not infringe upon your right to bear arms. It's only meant to limit the harm you can do with a weapon.

Same as you have no right to shout fire in a crowded theater, so you have no right to own a weapon that'll kill a bunch of strangers whose only crime is that they came to watch a movie.

And the excuse that the majority of gun owners are NOT mass murderers will not cut it as long as weapons of mass destruction are available to the *unknown* unhinged!!! You've seen their work three times (or even more) during the past six months and you know they are there and that it is awfully hard to tell beforehand if someone is a potential mass murderer or not.

The whole thing is sick and twisted and I cannot understand you, the NRA or Harry Reid for the stance you are taking. Sorry! Still friends, but puzzled as well as disturbed,

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03-12-13  01:57pm - 70 days UltraHD porn (9 Posts) - #4
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Originally Posted by happyending:


Are there any UltraHD, 4k, 3,840x2160, 4096x2160p movies?


Wow, those WOULD be ultra, wouldn't they? But I think it would be a bit of an overkill, if any movies with those specifications existed at all, because even a 720p HD movie looks very good on my 42" LED TV. And the present standard in HD, 1080p looks spectacular.

Not only that but the files would be huge, I imagine!
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03-11-13  10:59am - 71 days Character limit on reviews (20 Posts) - #19
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


That's one hell of a challenge. You've ruled out just about all of the heavy hitters in the industry. But I certainly understand your frustration with what is being offered these days.
The answer lies in what you think you might like to watch and that, of course, is a matter of personal preference. You also might be limiting yourself on choices if you insist on only using Epoch as the billing agent. I don't think that any of the few sites I go back to even offer Epoch billing.


It was just a thought, RB. I would like to try a subscription to any quality site I have not previously subscribed to that uses Epoch, just to see if that one will go through. I don't even insist on "fully dressed, yet wearing fine lingerie, mature women who strip to the buff" any more. As long as I don't feel that I have wasted my money. But you are right, I shouldn't have asked because everyone's taste is so different.
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03-10-13  03:45pm - 72 days Character limit on reviews (20 Posts) - #10
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


There's an easy solution to that, messmer - Stop joining crappy sites!


Are there any others these days, RB?

Kidding aside, do you know of any good sites that use Epoch for a biller?. I still have no idea why I cannot join JAV HD because after three attempts Epoch still will not allow me to complete the transaction. No notification, no error message, it's just not being forwarded. This is something new to me and has me wondering if Epoch has all of a sudden decided not to accept re-chargeable credit cards?????.

So, any ideas when it comes to a good site that might use Epoch so I can see if my card works with them? Don't bother to mention the following:

AO30, Anilos, 21Sextreme, ALSScan, ATK Galleria, ATK Natural & Hairy, ATK Aunt Judys, Score HD, Bangbros., Naughty America, Reality Kings, Karups, Brazzers, Nubiles, Young.And.Legal, Kink.com sites, Art-Lingerie, Vintage Flash, Video Box, Videosz, Pornstar Network.

Some of the above I find too bland to go back to, while with others I am a subscriber at this very moment, and with others yet I am waiting for some time to lapse before re-subscribing.

Waiting with bated breath (and it can be softcore, hardcore, picture and/or video)

m.
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03-10-13  02:46pm - 72 days Character limit on reviews (20 Posts) - #5
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Originally Posted by Marcus:


Ah thanks, I might do that in future. It was the bottom line that was overrunning. First it was over the character limit, then it was too many lines. Hope one day they'll consider increasing the character limit, as I like to try and include both technical details and opinions, which 5000 characters doesn't always allow me to do.


I know what you mean, Marcus. In my case it's always the "cons" I have the problem with. I hate to continue on into the "bottom line" with them so I slash and burn quite a few cons before I submit anything. Great review, btw, just got finished looking at it.
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03-10-13  11:39am - 72 days Question about downloading (8 Posts) - #6
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Location: Canada 		If you use Firefox get their extension DownThemAll. I always (95% of the time) download at my top speed of 2.35MB/s. If you open "preferences" look under servers and have them combine the output of about 6 - 8 servers, that'll do it. Of course, if you download more than one file at a time your download speed per file will be lower. In this case it would be your top download speed divided by the number of files you download.
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03-06-13  02:16pm - 76 days At 70, Larry Flynt Gets Penile Implant (12 Posts) - #11
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03-06-13  02:14pm - 76 days A - petit - rising star (11 Posts) - #5
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Originally Posted by Denner:


Better late than never - she's still a looker - but man, I must be getting old - would never consider a 27 year old cutie a milf


You and me both, Denner. I even think 30 is a tad young!
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03-05-13  01:39pm - 77 days Porn in the news (26 Posts) - #19
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


Yes, I wondered hmmmm Cananda is not looking half bad lately.
No insult intended,I think it always seem more peaceful up there. And us down here seem to be running circles chasing our tails WOOF! lol


Certainly no offense taken, CT. I take it as a compliment.
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03-05-13  11:54am - 77 days The End Of The Line? (51 Posts) - #52
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


Sometimes my PC is a little cranky, and when I click on a hot link, the information that is supposed to be transmitted is not submitted.

That might be what is happening when you are clicking on the "complete transaction" hot link.

That's just my guess.

I would try to rejoin, as long as there is no error message or some other sign that hitting the "submit" link will not result in a duplicate submission.

You don't want to have two separate memberships to the same site, obviously.

But if the join link works, you should then see a new page stating that your membership has been accepted.

And EPOCH is very good about sending you a confirming email when you sign up for a new site.


Thanks, lk2fireone. I am about to give it another go. If it had happened once I would have blamed a computer glitch for it but it happened again the next day and this time from outside TBP. I'll let everyone know how my latest attempt worked out. Maybe if I used a different user name and password in the Epoch application this time? Keep your fingers crossed for me.

PS. Nope, no dice! I just did it again, I clicked on the button but rather than get a confirmation I just stayed on the same page without any indication that anything was trying to connect to a link in the background. First time this has happened to me! Wish I had another site in mind at the moment to see if the Epoch link works there! Edited on Mar 05, 2013, 12:04pm
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03-05-13  10:19am - 77 days Porn in the news (26 Posts) - #17
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


Messmer I am a very very reasonable person,if one were to ask me I think everyone needs to take a step back and chill out a bit. The Government is not going to enslave us, and Gun owners are not frothing at the mouths lunatics. In 50 years never been arrested neither has the thousands I know who own legally, and I always owned and carried.

PS I like those victoria secret ads that pop by on CNN

Glad everyone at PU is so easy going we can talk like normal people LOL.


I agree about the chilling out, CT. I think there are a lot of rabble rousers contaminating the air waves, inciting one part of the population against the other. It's a wonder you are not in the middle of another civil war yet.

And to my deep regret I don't get any Victoria's Secret ads popping up. Booooooo! Here in Canada they are being replaced by local ads. That goes for just about every American channel.
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03-05-13  10:07am - 77 days The End Of The Line? (51 Posts) - #50
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Originally Posted by Khan:


Great news messmer!

Glad you didn't gave any problems getting your raffle eligibility set back.


I had no problems at all, Khan. Thanks. Funny thing though, the first site I was trying to subscribe to since my "dry spell" ended won't let me, for some reason. I left a comment under JAV HD. It is the weirdest thing: I do all the preliminaries with Epoch: user name, password, credit card info then when I click on "complete transaction" absolutely nothing happens. No information to the effect that I forgot to add something important, nothing .. it just doesn't go anywhere after I click "Complete Transaction."

JAV HD must get all my details at the same time I deal with Epoch because after the first time I attempted to subscribe unsuccessfully I ended up getting an email from them with the user name I had given to Epoch offering me a special. Out of curiosity, because their special was no better than yours, I tried to subscribe through their link and once again wasn't forwarded to anything when I clicked the Epoch "Complete transaction." Have you ever run across anything similar?

I clear my cache and cookies regularly, am not aware that Canada is on some Japanese black list and am stumped. It does not appear to be a scam either because I have not been charged by anyone for these attempts. I could have sent this info by email but am hoping that someone in this forum had a similar experience and can offer a solution.
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03-05-13  09:54am - 77 days The End Of The Line? (51 Posts) - #49
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


Woohoo, way to climb back on that horse.
Really glad you stayed around keep us all in check


Yeah, I'm sorta glad myself, CT.
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03-04-13  04:12pm - 78 days The End Of The Line? (51 Posts) - #46
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Location: Canada 		Getting ready to subscribe again (hooray) so I have put myself back into the raffle pot, Khan! Phew, that was a scary period. I am not ready to be done just yet!
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03-04-13  03:55pm - 78 days Porn in the news (26 Posts) - #12
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Location: Canada 		^ CNN liberal biased? Good heavens, don't tell me you watch Faux News, CT! Now if it were MSNBC I would agree with you, but I find CNN quite middle of the road and basically fair minded. The CNN Headline News channel, on the other hand, is no longer watchable, unless you like courtroom drama.

Or are you upset with them because Pierce Morgan has a pro gun control crusade going on? I am upset as well but not because they are left leaning ... it's all those commercials that drive me crazy!
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03-03-13  09:40am - 79 days How are you watching porn? (38 Posts) - #22
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


see if you have Windows Live Movie Maker I think you are suppose to use that.


Thanks, jb, and nope I can't find a Windows Live Movie Maker. But no big deal, I will simply continue to ff through the scenes that drag on too long!
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03-02-13  03:57pm - 80 days Question about file resolutions (8 Posts) - #5
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Location: Canada 		My personal experience leads me to believe that H.264 (mp4) is better than wmv. I not only find that the picture is crisper but also that the mp4 file is considerably smaller than wmv. If I have a choice it is mp4 every time.
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03-02-13  03:49pm - 80 days How are you watching porn? (38 Posts) - #11
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Location: Canada 		I have never edited, cut or stitched together a movie ... ever! Is there a program on Windows 7 that allows you to do this or do you have to buy one?
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02-28-13  12:04pm - 82 days New Porn Website Name ! (24 Posts) - #23
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


Pretty sure just went there again :

Free online sex - Free porn, XXX vids, hardcore sex tube movies at Porno Logic
The number one place on the net for hot porn XXX movies, where you will find whatever sorts of sex tube videos you're into
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Didn't want to post the link because it violates the TOS on PU. but it was there hmmmmm interwesting


Are you sure you used the same spelling, CT? I got RB's Dutch page as well!
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02-28-13  10:19am - 82 days If I were a billionaire (7 Posts) - #4
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02-28-13  10:15am - 82 days Upcoming Movie Thread (1092 Posts) - #1051
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Maybe Canada thinks for-profit healthcare is a violation of the Hippocratic Oath? (It certainly isn't what I'd call moral.)

Time magazine recently published an article about the wickedly profitable state of American medical care. It wasn't so much about doctors getting the most riches (though they're hardly in danger of applying for unemployment benefits), but how health in the U.S. operates as a continually profitable economy that is separate from the rest of the economy and never suffers recession. Even "nonprofit" facilities can bring in truckloads of money because of the lack of price controls, wide variations in prices between hospitals, and the way customers/patients can't easily comparatively shop they way they can for other consumer goods and services.

Of course try to make a movie about this absurd system and you probably would end up with something as nauseating as Saw VI. Some critics interpreted it as subtly criticizing the national healthcare debate at the time, which is probably appropriate considering it's insanely gory torture porn.


I really don't know why Americans don't take to the barricades after reading Time's latest article "Why Medical Bills Are Almost Killing Us!" It is an incredible story about how those non-profit medical centers and hospitals rake in huge amounts of money by charging ridiculous prices for everything from a Tylenol to a CT scan. It is especially baffling to me that so many ordinary people were dead set against an even small reform to your present health care system. Boy, they must have incredible health insurance plans! I won't praise our present health care system too loudly because it has developed too many gaping holes because of underfunding, but on the other hand I am sure we will never go bankrupt from a catastrophic illness.
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02-27-13  10:07am - 83 days Upcoming Movie Thread (1092 Posts) - #1049
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Originally Posted by slutty:


I've seen a couple of episodes of Continuum, didn't even realize it was produced in Canada, guess I wasn't paying attention. There are several shows that broadcast networks play from Canada, but they are mostly police procedural type stuff (Rookie Blue, some show with Enrico Cantiloni, and some show about folks moving to LA), I am pretty confident that most Americans never would realize these shows came from Canada unless they looked it up. I guess maybe there is a risk of turning off an international audience, but I just don't get why it is so whitewashed, it makes the police shows seem even more bland than procedural cop shows typically are.

All in all, I don't know that Canada is as ignored as you think. Most high school kids in the US still learn which countries landed on which beach on D-Day. Personally, both me and my girlfriend would love to live in Canada over the US (but unfortunately it is hard for doctors trained in the US to work in Canada).


Who knows why they whitewashed Canadian produced shows to make them look as if the action took place in the U.S. I always assumed that a certain percentage of Americans needed to see an American flag in every episode of a show or they just didn't feel right about it ... but ... come to think of it Canadian shows used to be so bad, until a few years ago, that it could be they were trying to deceive us into thinking they were made in the U.S. just so we would take a chance on watching them!

And I am sorry to hear that U.S. trained doctors would find it hard to work in Canada. With many countries some retraining is essential so that the doctors get used to our way of doing things, but I would have assumed that American doctors were held in high regard and that the obstacles to their practicing their skills in Canada would be small. We sure could use you (or your girlfriend, or both of you). There are many people here who have to go to Emergency with minor illnesses because they can't find a family physician because many of them (as well as many of our nurses) have left for greener pastures in the U.S. Universal Healthcare may be great but not too many doctors get rich of it. Mind you, they are not exactly poverty stricken either.
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