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08-16-14  02:38pm - 6 days Robin Williams dead at 63 (13 Posts) - #13
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


I am at your age, but no hair loss .
I thought Hi T levels lost hair. ?


Really? I always assumed the opposite. But you might be right? Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

08-16-14  12:24am - 7 days Anyone up for this? (5 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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Anyone up for this?

http://fourhourworkweek.com/2014/07/30/n...oze-no-masturbating/ Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

08-16-14  12:22am - 7 days Robin Williams dead at 63 (13 Posts) - #11
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I know, I've been terribly lax in participating here! I've finally remembered to bookmark this site, and it's right there on my bookmark bar, so I can't miss it or let myself forget it.

The best thing about Khan is that, as anyone intelligent and rational will notice, is that he doesn't ask for nor need praise of any kind. This is a common trait among highly refined individuals. We all have ego, and ego is not a bad thing. But an ego that is not made subordinate to Reason, that just runs wild, unchecked, unreined, unmoderated: that's what results in all the loudmouths on the Net and in real life who can do little but sling mud, cast aspersions, revel in ad-homs, and draw attention to their own silly selves.

We could start a "Accolades for Khan" thread, but that would be for our own pleasure, not so much for Khan, who doesn't need it.

I'll be around. Still fapping, but fapping far less, as my T drops and drops to ridiculous lows.

Does anyone else around my age - 50yrs - have major hair loss on their bodies? I have legs as smooth as a young girl's, and my booty? If I were to wind up in prison, let me tell you, I'd be very popular! Five-seven, 140lbs, and smooth as a baby seal!

Let's just hope and pray that WWW doesn't go to prison... Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

08-13-14  01:28pm - 9 days Robin Williams dead at 63 (13 Posts) - #8
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


Grew up in 70's when he was becoming popular at clubs.
Same as many were back then. In the bay area was common place for these would be stars. I was at these clubs every weekend.
Maybe where CT gets his off beat humor.

I remember him, for his style and with that often reminded me of Vaudeville, when people had to be smart and act on their feet. He was pure definition of showmanship. He took any audience either on stage or screen for a ride not seen to this day by anyone . I would say George Carlin was bout the closest fast thinker to Robin but even he was miles away.

I wish people would understand, this is a one time deal. No do overs. You do not come back start over where you left off.
No fixing regrets, or mending those you hurt by doing things like this. I hope the Toad never feels the kinda depression it would take to end it. I thought he had it all, and this is living proof once again, you can be rich, famous and well know for a life time and still not know what lives value is.
Sadly Robin died not knowing his own value to himself, his family and millions .

One can only hope on the other side he is once again on stage.


Like Zappa said, this may very well be a one-shot deal, but who really knows for sure? Maybe the notion of reincarnation has some merit after all and isn't just a lot of mystical hooey or 'woo'? The more I read about the so-called Intelligent Universe theories, which are not by any means new, only more in the public eye nowadays, the more compelling such theories become. What does that have to do with reincarnation you might wonder? Lots, I would imagine.

Note: I'm not sold on I.D. or any speculative theory regarding cosmology, collective consciousness, Plato/Lactantius/Pascal/Spinoza/Hegel/Jung/Hagelin/Penrose-Hameroff, etc, but I find the subject fascinating, more and more so. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Edited on Aug 13, 2014, 01:46pm

08-13-14  01:17pm - 9 days Robin Williams dead at 63 (13 Posts) - #7
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A true gentleman: great comedian, actor, performer in general. His skill at improv was nearly unmatched. His performance in Dead Poet's Society alone would secure him a place in my heart. I think the real, the serious Robin Williams was evident in that film more than in certain others. He was knowledgable and wickedly intelligent, as well as a humanitarian and all around high-quality human being.

I remember he was on the Tonight Show when Johnny was still at the helm, and Johnny just let Mr. Williams take over the entire show. Good on Johnny as well as Williams.

He has a daughter who is absolutely gorgeous. I feel for her the most. Not because she's beautiful, of course, but because she has to live the rest of her days without that wonderful father.

God bless him, and I hope he's making God laugh at this very moment.

**Note to everyone: Good to see this site is still flourishing! One of the most civil and pleasant discussion forums on the net is reason alone to keep this site in my memory and in my heart, even though I rarely visit.

I'm currently getting all my eye-candy (pretty much hate "porn", since it seems to be leaning more and more toward knuckle-dragging aggression and misogyny) from free sites, since I'm in a rut financially. If things improve, I'd love to sub somewhere and write another review.

Peace and Love to all!

***Edited in: Khan, you may very well be the best moderator on the Net. I spend a lot of time on two discussion fora: one a site for poetry, the other a freethought/rationalism BB, and it seems that at both places, which are highly trafficked and well-known, the concept of moderatorship is toast. Threads go on and on, off-topic, with ad-homs and ridiculous behavior all around, and the so-called moderators don't do a thing! Why have a moderated forum with moderators if you aren't going to moderate???

I'm not just kissing your booty, as I have no reason to. Just speaking the truth. You rock! Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Edited on Aug 13, 2014, 01:24pm

06-12-14  05:47am - 72 days Google says no more porn ads. (36 Posts) - #6
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Originally Posted by graymane:


Sirs, and/or ranking women of AWpress website ...(webmasters)

Just wanna say, I've been following your recent posts in our forum with a good deal of interest. Always useful, and certainly something pleasantly different.

During the last five years, of which I've been quite active on this forum, some of my fondest memories was having webmasters around. I've certainly missed them.

So I guess it goes without saying ....and I trust speaks collectively, that we're really glad to again have webmasters aboard.


Absolutely. Hi all! Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

05-29-13  07:50pm - 450 days Checking back and saying Hi (10 Posts) - #5
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Thanks all. Yeah, I'll be hanging around for a bit.

Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

05-29-13  05:49pm - 450 days Checking back and saying Hi (10 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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Checking back and saying Hi

Hello gentlemen (and gentleladies),

Just wanted to drop in and touch base with you fine people here. I know I haven't been active in quite some time. Basically, I've had exceptionally low "T", and there are long stretches where the thought of sex (for me, that means: looking at porn) not only fails to interest but actually irritates me. I dumped all my naughty stuff, which amassed to upwards of 800 gigs - which I imagine is a piddly amount nowadays - and turned my mind to more "spiritual" avenues. Reading a lot about transhumanism, collective consciousness, quantum field theory, and the sometimes uncanny parallels between the ideas of a few modern theoretical physicists and ancient religious texts. I've also been busy with my poetry and my music.

That being said, while I type this I have a window open full of vintage photos of gals in their unmentionables. Oh how I wish I had my teens and twenties in those years, prior to this wretched era of thongs and tattoos!

Cheers! Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Edited on May 29, 2013, 05:55pm

05-09-12  11:02pm - 835 days Areola reduction surgery?!?! (8 Posts) - #9
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I appreciate your attitude towards this, PinkPanther. It's fine having a certain taste. After all, I don't suppose we really have any control over what pushes our buttons and what turns us off. You have a good and moral view of things. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

05-04-12  08:01am - 841 days Areola reduction surgery?!?! (8 Posts) - #6
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Thanks for that article, lk2fireone. That is very good news. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

05-04-12  07:59am - 841 days Areola reduction surgery?!?! (8 Posts) - #5
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Originally Posted by PinkPanther:


Yeah, that areola reduction thing is bad news. Karla Lopez aka Karla Spice got that and it caused her enhanced boobs to look like franken-tits with scarring all around the areola. I doubt they had any sensitivity for her after that surgery.


Oh my God, that poor girl. She's absolutely gorgeous! Why in the world would she get it into her head that she needed her areolas reduced??? Reduced! Large areolas look fucking wonderful, especially on Latina women. My ex wife had large ones and DAMMMMMMMMN do I miss them.

What the hell is going on? Are there guys out there who think tiny, boy-nipples are sexy on a woman? What the hell?

If there are any PU members out there who think tiny boy-nipples are sexy on women, will you please have the nads to post here in this thread, so I can try to get inside your mind and help you out of your delerium?

Sorry, but this is hugely upsetting to me. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

05-04-12  04:29am - 841 days Areola reduction surgery?!?! (8 Posts) - #2
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This is even more disgusting. Scroll all the way down to see the mutilation and butchery being done on these women.

http://www.poustiplasticsurgery.com/case...cone-gel-implants-3/ Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

05-04-12  01:58am - 841 days Areola reduction surgery?!?! (8 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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Areola reduction surgery?!?!

It's bad enough that: 1)trendy magazines and gay fashion designers have convinced women that being 89 pounds is sexually attractive to the average male, and that 2) being 89 pounds; and it being the case that an unwieldly percentage of that weight comes from ridiculous silicone breast implants which make these women look like scarred, starving mannequins or bizarre, animated Barbie dolls - - -

No, this outrage isn't enough. Now we have somehow gotten it into the heads of women that having large, or puffy areolas is somehow a dire negative when it comes to the matter of appearing attractive to men. I can't possibly describe how appalled I am at the idea that some poor woman, with beautiful, large, dark, or puffy areolas, is at this very moment wondering why she was so cursed, and is checking her bank account to see if she can afford having her breasts mutilated by some money-grubbing, unscrupulous physician, in order to have more "attractive, youthful-looking" breasts.

The world is truly upside down. It's gone from drastically insane to catastrophically insane.

I know there are those of you out there who actually prefer small areolas to large ones. But would you want your wife, or your lover, who happened to have large or thicker areolas, to be surgically altered? Do you think that would make her breasts more appealing to you?

If so, please explain it to me so I can understand. Because to me, it seems monstrous and obscene. I DO understand that in some cases, a cosmetic, surgical modification would be helpful. I am not ranting against women with various deformities who are seeking help. I am in full support of those women. What I am addressing are the great numbers of women who have naturally large, thick areolas who may be vulnerable to the nonsensical idea that they are beset with a physical attribute which is in some way inferior and unattractive.

Ugh....Long live large areolas! Ladies, they are beautiful! Don't give in to the nonsense.


http://www.jromano.com/BreastEnhancement...AreolaReduction.html

Look at the comments to the next link here:

http://www.makemeheal.com/answers/viewMB...qid=3648&eid=202

doctors, or make-believe doctors, soliciting photos from women concerned about their breasts. At least there is one doc with the ethical wherewithal to tell the questioner that her areloas are perfectly fine, but these guys are clearly in the minority. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Edited on May 04, 2012, 02:13am

01-12-12  06:54pm - 953 days Pirated porn (13 Posts) - #14
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As a picture collector, and not terribly interested anymore in adult video, I'd have to say that the proliferation of property theft all across the internet has reached obscene levels, and I DO NOT blame the producers of said property for trying to protect it, or for taking any action necessary in an effort to do so. As my profile here will show anyone, I've paid quite a lot of money for my enjoyment of adult entertainment. I've been a multi-month subscriber to some five or six sites, and have joined countless others. I've joined FAR more sites than I've mentioned or written reviews about here. I'm a free-market advocate and a defender of capitalism, and I do not mind paying for a product that I value; in fact, I expect, and even prefer to pay for it.

All that being said, I know I've no doubt downloaded and saved a great deal of photographs from various sites which I have not paid for. This causes my conscience to kick in from time to time and I end up dumping all my stuff. I try to stick to TGPs and various blog sites owned by the producers of content, who authorize and encourage the viewing and downloading of free samples, but due to the amplitude of material out there, and the number of TGPs, blogs, and other traffic-generating sites, I essentially realized that I could collect photos until my fingers calloused over and still not have scratched the surface of what is available - for free, and legally free, as well as what has been uploaded illegally.

But, the situation is completely out of hand now. I recently began surfing Tumblr sites, and on that site alone there must be millions and millions of photographs, uploaded by users as a means of sharing, without profiting from them, but without the permission of their owners. If I were the owner of a website that produced primarily photo content, like Met-Art for instance, it would obviously irk me to no end to know that virtually my entire catalog had been uploaded by users who had no hand in making the product whatsoever, and no right to "share" it with others. The inevitable happens, though, and many Tumblr blogs are little more than TGPs and traffic generating machines, run by the owners and/or producers of content. You end up going from one blog to the other like a ping-pong ball, until you wind up with a swarm of ads, pop-ups, and goodness knows what else.

And Tumblr is only one site. There are God-knows how many more. Flickr (which has a gigantic underbelly of porn, both amateur and pirated, only marginally policed due to the amplitude of content), Webshots, Photobucket, etc. If you venture into the land of foreign sites, it becomes even more ridiculous. In Japan, I doubt if there is a single producer of adult photographic content who hasn't had their entire catalog uploaded to the various blogs and file-hosting sites. And let's not even mention the proliferation of Use-net and newsgroups archive sites, whose owners are magically free of all responsibility in regard to what their paying customers will be able to view and download.

Granted, file-hosting and tube sites are often a great means of advertising for the big companies, and especially the smaller ones, but it seems to me that the people who are making millions off of the recklessly "shared" property of others, such as the owners of YouTube, Flickr, and Tumblr, just to name a few, ought to arrive at a point when their conscience begins to kick in. Ask yourself why the individual who uploads copyrighted material to Youtube, and makes not a single penny from it, should be criminally liable, while the owners of the site where the material was uploaded, who are profiting from any and all traffic generated by said material, should get off scot-free? What is the rationale behind that?

ie: As it currently stands, the individual who is sharing material and not making a penny, is the one guilty of property theft and/or copyright infringement; but the owners of the site where that material is uploaded, are making a profit, and yet are not guilty of property theft or copyright infringement. That is upside down and bass-ackwards, if you ask me. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Edited on Jan 12, 2012, 07:03pm

09-15-11  12:35am - 1073 days My Mojo Packed Up And Went! (55 Posts) - #47
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Originally Posted by graymane:


First to you messmer.....
Gotta say you've scored again by parlaying a thread about being down-in-the-dumps because of your Mojo going AWOL, where, like most of your threads, have taken root at the top of the forum list as it continues to draw respectable numbers.

That effort also has produced another departed figure who, after turning the tables on porn, bidding Porn Users site by-by, havin' repented, cleansed, and renouncing our bread an' butter here as eminating from the bowels of Hell .... who's thankfully graced our little abode with a revisit, where once again we're regaled with his wit and magnificient prose.
WeWillieWinky, glad'ta see'ya dude ......lets not be a stranger.

BTW, Willie..(think about it)..The volume you rendered in this recent post would've cost you a fortune for the same therapeutic value you'd of gotten from a srink......and as a bonus you're amonst friends and more likely to come off feelin' a damned site better.


Thanks, graymane, that's about the kindest thing I've heard anyone say about me, and it's especially nice because I'm not even dead yet!

As far as my feelings about God and spirituality: while I most certainly feel a profound sense of awe, gratitude, and Love for this Presence I am aware of Whom I am calling God, I must stress the fact that I am not particularly aligned with any branch of faith. While I do warm to the Judeo-Christian tradition (as in my thoughts of God tend to go in accord with the classical conception of a personal, intelligent, Creator, but without most of the anthropomorphic trappings the human mind has attached to Him/Her), that may have been (read: probably) geographically determined and not so much a choice. Had my tiny little brain been spawned in India, China, Japan, or Iraq, I would most likely have developed quite a different POV.

That being said, I am more aligned to Baruch Spinoza's theological system than to any strictly Judeo-Christian system, which means that in my heart of hearts (mind of minds) I worship Reason and Rationality, and that I believe that a certain disciplined code of morality and ethical conduct is conducive to man's happiness, without the fear of hell or the hope of heaven. I DO NOT believe for one fragment of an iota of one single second that the Architect of the Cosmos would consign any living, feeling creature to an eternity of torment; in fact, I believe the concept of eternal damnation is THE most corrupt, repugnant, and thoroughly unGod-like idea ever to have been hatched and cultivated in a human mind. I say this from my heart(mind), and from my Love of God, and I am instantly suspicious of any person who could reconcile in their minds a Loving Creator with the traditional concept of Hell.

And alas! the Earth is swarming with such people, it is choked with them!

I have spoken with kind, gentle, decent people, people who would sooner shoo a moth out of a room than step on it, who are somehow able to believe in and worship a perfect, loving, merciful, forgiving, fatherly God, Whom, they also believe, is planning to torture millions & millions of human souls in fiery flames for all of eternity. How this can happen I do not know. I think it is a very sad state of affairs and speaks many negative volumes about the true moral character of my fellow species.

And, I will be around PU indefinitely. In fact I am thinking of subscribing to a single paysite again, something that tickles my fancy but won't make my skin crawl. I am keen on Cap'n's recommendation of Only Tease. I subbed there a long time ago when they were partnered with Suburban Amateurs, and I remember a model named Fluer (sp?) whom I very much wish to gaze upon again!!! But I may go with Panty Amateur because I like their videos so much and I kinda wish I hadn't dumped them along with everything else.

And, just to add: any of you guys heard of a pair of sister sites that cater to upskirt and downblouse videos, called Downblouse Loving, and Panty Loving? Those are fun sites for people who like the softer, but up close and personal approach to adult video. I put a comment up at Downblouse Loving but no-one commented. Ah, well.

WWW Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Edited on Sep 15, 2011, 12:48am

09-10-11  06:23pm - 1077 days My Mojo Packed Up And Went! (55 Posts) - #44
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Borrrrrrring!

Just kidding--different strokes (or whatever it is you do... ) for different folks! I guess I'll keep on spoiling my appetite for a while until I learn better. And for some reason you make it sound like looking at women in bikinis and lingerie is somehow way dirtier than us PU'ers watching hardcore porn...


Re: "as for whatever it is you do....", the answer is, next to nothing, physically. I know that sounds insane! I spend most of my time reading nowadays, or writing, when the mood hits me, but I still do at least a little picture collecting before I go into my blogs, discussion forums, the eBooks I have virtual markers in, the scads of PDF docs I've yet to look at...

I know it seems like two wildly disparate activities: girl-watching and reading/studying/writing; but I've learned to synthesize my two most favorite pastimes in a way that makes me happy. While I do not pursue women at all, because I am socially inept and awkward, and for a variety of other reasons I won't go into (some of which are physical maladies and problems), I am nonetheless blown away by their beauty and charm, and rather than simply try and forget about women and sex, which is impossible for me, I hunt and gather pics and vids of them in all of their wonderous glory. Up until only a few months ago, said pics and vids were of the adult variety: not gonzo hardcore, which I find completely, skin-crawlingly disgusting, but mostly soft to midcore stuff.

In a spring-cleaning type frenzy that was part spiritual-conversion (libertarian atheist to quasi-Spinozist Judeo-Catholic theist[ don't ask, it's quite silly I realize]), part post-divorce depression, part middle-aged wistfulness, I dumped all of the content I collected from 2001-2010ish, which consisted of many stacks of CDs and a 500 GB external hard-drive, so that I could have a tabula rasa (clean slate) and try to figure myself out and start anew.

Try as I did, however, I couldn't stop myself from beginning a new collection, and I quickly built up a big stockpile of zipfiles and videos from a few of the sites I most recently reviewed here. Some 300 GB worth, stored on my local C drive. Well, I went through another dark, dark, gloomy tunnel of despair and came out alive on the other side yet again (Thank You, God), and yet again I dumped everything I had collected of a pornographic nature.

Now, we are just about up to the present time. I still collect pictures of beautiful females (not much video, however), but the pictures are non-nude. I made a very simple black &* white rule for myself: no nudity. This would keep me from slipping from respectful admiration to objectification and various realms of graphic nastiness which I want to steer clear of because it brings about a feeling of displeasure rather than pleasure: of dis-ease rather than ease, to be more precise.

I'm not suggesting that photographed nudity somehow equates with the objectification or denigration of women: Not at all! Quite the contrary! A nude female form (or male form) is sublimely beautiful and should never be regarded as anything less. You may quote me on that.

What I mean is, for me, because I know myself and I know my habits, and I know how A leads to B and B leads to D and D leads to F, in my tiny little brain, the non-nude rule works for me because it is self-imposed and because I know that once I break that rule, even just once, I'll be right back at In The Crack having a gnat's-eye view of the southern parts of a northbound girl, and when I am doing that I don't really understand or like myself very much. What good can come from my having such a pathologically intimate knowledge of the pleated and puckered and wonderously tucked-in design of a beautiful woman's exhaust pipe? Not much, it seems to me, except to drive me mad with unquenchable longing! to be so close, and yet so far!

(it's not the exhaust pipe I want, by the way, it's that magically mysterious and deliciously pinkish flower of yumminess right next to it...I just wanted to give an impression of magnification and detail...)

Does this make any sense to you guys? I know I'm a posterboy for neurotic disorder, but this is just how it is. I'm stable now in that I can still hunt and gather visions of prey I will never bite into, and this affords an outlet for my sexual energy as well as satisfying the hardwired proclivities I have as a semi-normal hetero male, and it doesn't totally conflict with or contradict my intellectual and spiritual needs at the moment, which are, at this point in my life, much stronger than my ancient, reptilian, masculine obsessions and preoccupations.....

I know what you're thinking..."Call a doctor...make an appointment, dude!" And you are quite right. I am a little mixed up. But believe it or not, for the past two or three months I've been as happy as a lark!(< cliche #21,389) Really! I'd love to have you guys over for some Wild Turkey, straight & neat (are straight and neat the same thing? I forget...), and good conversation. I really would.

If this is what madness is, then that's just fine with me.

I will be around this forum for quite some time yet, at least until Khan, in his disciplined civility and calm wisdom, tosses me out on my panty-clad noggin!

that's all for now.



* I vote we should use the ampersand more, it will save scads of space in our children's digital-text saturated future world.... Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Edited on Sep 10, 2011, 06:44pm

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aw hell, I had to get my 200th!

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Hey there Mez, it's been a while since we shared some chin music!

I can relate, and how, to your get up and go having got up and went, because I go through the same thing, as you may remember me talking about. Now, I am only a mere strap of a laddie to you, at 47, but my sex drive took a nose dive (yes, this post will be chock-full of puns, cliches, figures of speech, and rhymes, so buckle-up!) a few years ago and I thought I had lost it for good. I even told people at work that I was celibate. Actually I am sort-of celibate since I haven't been to the Promised Land in nigh on six years now. However, I sometimes have amazing spikes along with the usual flatline, when my entire mental and physical apparatus is humming at high-frequency and I entertain the most lewd and lascivious thoughts one could possibly imagine. As it happens, however, I still, in these horny-as-a-flock-of-unicorn periods, have little to no desire to spank the monkey whilst viewing pictures or videos of shapely young nubile naiads and dryads flittering about in their unmentionables. Why that is, I do not know. However, when the moment is really at critical mass, when the levee is violently close to breaking, as it were, all I have to do is tap or touch at a certain particular area roundabout the naughty bits and I can achieve and sustain a very strong sensation the likes of which I never enjoyed between the ages of 13 and 40 (sorry for the graphic info there fellas). The sensations I can have now are a whole order of magnitude better than in the wankiest days of yore! And I am not talking about orgasm...I mean the preamble, the long climb up the prickly mountain....

As far as the big O is concerned, I hardly ever get there anymore, because the climb is so arduous. Maybe 2 to 3 times a month, if that. I've had dry spells that lasted several months. But when they do arrive, Lordy, it's like nothing I ever experienced before.

I don't know why this should be. In fact, it seems like it should be the opposite. But I kid you not. When I do have the itch, it is magnified and intense, and I feel energetic, creative, happy, and I find that I can channel that energy into my writing. I've been writing more in the past two years than I ever did in my life, and I attribute that to this amazing, albeit sporadic and often absent, new, radical sexual energy.

The problem is, it is hard to have a relationship with a woman because most of the time I do not give a tinker's damn about sex or my willy. I couldn't care less. And as we know, the lady-folk are a randy lot, and there's no way I could keep up. I tried to have something with a very attractive co-worker a few years my junior, but it was a disaster. We tried to kindle a romance for several months but eventually agreed just to remain friends.

Carry on, Mez, and please give my best regards to the Mrs. I wish you well.

** If anyone is wondering why I'm hardly ever here anymore, well, I've given up porn for good. I find it spoils rather than whets my appetite. I take far more pleasure in looking at lovely women in bikinis and lingerie than in porn. But, I will pop in every so often because this is such a decent and civilized discussion board. Maybe the most decent and civilized board I have yet to be involved with. Thanks all of you and I'll catch you later.

WWW. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Edited on Sep 05, 2011, 02:34am

07-11-11  01:54am - 1139 days New to site, saying hello and a question or two (13 Posts) - #9
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Yes, very good reviews! Nice to see you here. This is one of the most civilized boards you will find in all of Internetdom. Welcome! Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

07-01-11  01:02am - 1149 days "Join Now - See Girls Farting!" (29 Posts) - #29
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Originally Posted by moonbyrd:


Well, it is obvious now that I am not a good match for this board (or vice versa) as my sense of humour tends to go in different directions than that of the usual denizens. Such as contemplating the musical possibilities of such wind instruments. Perhaps they could start a band of fartists (which might have difficulties with long pieces).

In fact, Wikipedia informs us that farting for entertainment has a long history, with documented examples from the Middle Ages (hence the phrase "to go medieval on someone's ass").

The idea of using a pump suggests a refinement where a visible, coloured gas is used, so that the expulsion could be witnessed visually as a plume. (The pertinent phrase would be "to blow smoke up someone's ass", although smoke might have adverse health effects.)

Tangentially I am reminded also of the Kilgore Trout story of the alien with a -- from human perspective -- unusual form of communication, which caused a fatal misunderstanding.


I read that story. I think it was Venus On a Half-Shell.

The famous fifteenth century French author Francois Rabelais, in his book Gargantua and Pentagruel, writes a lot about farting and pooping, and seems to really dwell on scatalogical stuff. I was in tears once reading some of it aloud to my family. It's hilarious.

James Joyce, in his Ulysses, has his character Molly Bloom (a paragon of feminine allure) referencing her own flatulence in the closing monologue, and I believe the poet Ezra Pound made mention of Joyce's fondness for the scatalogical.

I saw an interview with Johnny Depp where he mentions his unusual interest in flatulence. And hey, if you're a woman and you're with Johnny Depp, you'll probably go ahead and crack one off for him, right?

Right?

..alright, maybe not... Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

06-25-11  08:36pm - 1154 days Lorna Morgan (11 Posts) - #12
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Lorna Morgan said thanks to me!

um...Lorna Morgan said thanks to me?

Really?

Wow!

really?

Wow. I'm flabbergasted. I'm gabberflasted. Oh joy! Oh happy, happy day!

Thank you Lorna, for being such a gracious and beautiful lady, and for allowing me the honor of beholding you, even from so great a distance.

Best wishes and regards to you and yours.

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05-26-11  02:08pm - 1184 days Lorna Morgan (11 Posts) - #5
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Thanks, graymane. I know I haven't posted or reviewed of late, but I check in frequently. I have several sites I want to do reviews on, which I must get around to soon.

Thanks, Khan. I wonder why I didn't get solicited by that parent network? I might have taken the bait. For anyone interested, Lorna Morgan is one of the most honest, down-to-earth, good-humored models you will EVER encounter on the net. Her site has a forum in which she posts, and she responds to users by name, and seems really involved. I believe it's actually her because in one of her videos she mentions her forum.

I might do a review of her site, which doesn't nearly live up to or do justice to the magnitude of this model in the video category. The photo content is nice.

Nonetheless, Lorna is one in a million and worth every penny. I'd pay ten times the amount to behold such a marvelous natural wonder of the world!

Pax!
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edit: Khan, is this parent network listed here? Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

05-25-11  01:51am - 1186 days Lorna Morgan (11 Posts) - #2
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Never mind, I clicked on a few bogus links first, not looking carefully enough. Found it. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

05-25-11  12:24am - 1186 days Lorna Morgan (11 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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Lorna Morgan

Anyone know what happened to Lorna Morgan's site? It used to be listed here I think but now I get no matches. On a google search, I get matches, but when I click on what looks to be her official site I get a gazillion pop-ups, which did not happen the last time I visited her site.

I finally decided that Lorna possesses the most amazingly stupendous breasts I've ever seen and I decided also to go ahead and join her site once and for all, which I have never done.

Now I'm stumped. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

02-06-11  08:34pm - 1293 days Just cause it looks odd (5 Posts) - #5
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I don't think I could be attracted to a woman that looks exactly like Steven Tyler Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

01-23-11  08:26pm - 1307 days Playoffs-thread (16 Posts) - #14
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Rats! I've been waiting 42 years, I guess I can wait some more. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

01-09-11  08:34pm - 1321 days Playoffs-thread (16 Posts) - #7
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Well I've been a Jet's fan since my Pop plunked me down in front of our tiny black and white TV when I was five years old and told me to route for the guys in the white jerseys. It was the 1969 Super Bowl and the guys in the white jerseys weren't supposed to win, but they did and I'm sure seeing my father's excitement made an impression on me. It became something I probably wanted to repeat: wishing for a team to win and lo and behold they win! I don't suppose I had much choice but to be an avid Jet fan. Unfortunately I was to be disappointed for the rest of my life except for a few good seasons and a few devision championship games along the way.

The Jets were exciting during the Ken O'Brien days of the Eightees. He is one of my favorite heroes from the game.

Being a Jets fan is akin to being a Clippers fan in LA. People wonder why.

But fanship is just something primal and important. You attach your ego to a uniform and it doesn't matter who's in that uniform: they are your team and when they win you win.

The one new thing about this year is that it's the first time a team with a losing record has made the playoffs: that team being the Seahawks, who have now advanced along with the Jets. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

01-04-11  09:16pm - 1326 days Playoffs-thread (16 Posts) - #2
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Holy crap, wait. OK, that idiot Alosi who tripped the Dolphin player from the sidelines should have been fired. That was totally juvenile and unacceptable.

Any OTHER anti-Jet talk will be met with yadda yadda yadda.... Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

01-04-11  09:13pm - 1326 days Playoffs-thread (16 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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Playoffs-thread

Go JETS!!!!!

Any and all anti-Jet talk will be treated with the light-hearted derision it deserves. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

01-04-11  09:01pm - 1326 days Has anyone noticed? (31 Posts) - #16
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I disabled my membership twice: once when I felt that my contributions were not helpful to people in reality because ninety percent of what most guys like about porn turns my stomach, and my tastes are so odd that I felt that it was dishonest of me to try and pass myself off as a reviewer of porn sites.

The second time was because I felt for a short time as if I wanted nothing whatsoever to do with porn.

I have willingly suspended my account at a philosophy board for reasons Messmer mentions and a lot of people do it from time to time. It is a way to make sure you cannot post for a certain period of time. At this board I speak of, you can ban yourself for a month and you cannot post until that time period is over.

Sometimes boards like this become an addictive distraction and we feel the need to do some tough love on ourselves. Maybe a feeling of lack of control? I don't know.

I have even considered suspending my cable account (if that is at all possible) because I am thoroughly addicted to the internet. What I would do in the downtime I have no idea. I might actually have to take up reading BOOKS again, or, perish the thought, go outside and inter-relate with people....*gulp*...in person! Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Edited on Jan 04, 2011, 09:10pm

01-04-11  08:42pm - 1326 days The Greatest Cornholio (4 Posts) - #5
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Wouldn't it be strange knowing that so many people know what your doohickey looks like??

Party in Bevery Hills:

Man: Hey aren't you Ruby Sparkxx, the porn star?
Ruby: I sure am!
Man: Well, it's so nice to meet you, but I must say, that growth on your anus is looking sort of suspicious.
Ruby: Thanks! I'll have my doctor look into it. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

12-24-10  08:00pm - 1337 days What I hate about porn (58 Posts) - #41
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What I hate most about porn is when I'm in bed with six women and the least attractive of them says, "Save it for meeeeee!"


.....Oh.....you meant from a viewer's perspective? Gosh, sorry, guys, I....sorry...really, I am.......




[credit Jim Carey]
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12-08-10  05:22pm - 1353 days JAV censorship should be banned! (17 Posts) - #2
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I don't know what to tell you about the mosaic thing. If it's a Japanese law then that's the way it goes.

I will chime in however to say that Japanese models are the most beautiful in the world, without comparison. Almost like a higher life form than mere homo sapiens. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

11-23-10  09:38pm - 1368 days Is Internet Porn going to Hell in a handbasket? (39 Posts) - #36
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Thanks Khan, and thanks to everyone else. Sorry to go off half-cocked (as it were)! Did you ever have one of those moments? I don't know, when you just don't feel like you understand people? It was one of those moments for me. I just felt the overwhelming sense that I didn't understand my fellow men at all (I also had the misfortune to see that "prolapse" is a common tag in hardcore porn searches: disgusting).

Anyway, yes, I will stick around, although the truth is I have cancelled all my subs and am not subscribed to any site at the moment nor will I be in the near future. And I thought about "fighting the good fight" or something like that, but what would it amount to if I joined certain sites just to give them a horrible rating and sling as much invective at them as possible? Well, to my mind that would be soapboxing. If I hung around to make snarky comments to people's reviews, or here in the forum, that would be trolling. I could never do that to a site which has been a shining example of reason, decorum, and good taste on the internet.

I do feel and have always felt that PU and TBP in general have been remarkably civil and intelligent. And I do like adult entertainment, for goodness sake. I like to see naked women as much as the next guy, and probably a good deal more than the next guy!

And it is also true that there is no monolithic, giant collective called The Porn Industry (as someone pointed out to me but which I knew in my libertarian heart-of-hearts anyway). The porn industry is a group of private, competing businesses, and it would do the companies that produce decent content a grave disservice to be lumped in with those that crank out nothing but vile, disgusting garbage.

See you around. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

11-19-10  01:31am - 1373 days Is Internet Porn going to Hell in a handbasket? (39 Posts) - #17
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See ya guys. After I post this I'm deactivating my account. I will not give another single red cent to the porn industry. I can't in good conscience support an industry that fattens itself on the continued and increasing dehumanization and defamation of women.

Listen guys, you like porn because you like sex, right? How can you give your money to webmasters and site-owners who continually crank out material which makes a mockery of sex, which caters to the aggressive, reptilian, patriarchal Brute that lurks in every man's brain, the Brute which millions of years of evolution and thousands of years of enlightenment, civility, reason, and rationality has worked so hard to bury and keep in chains?

Carl Sagan was right. We are at a point where our intelligence and our passions are in delicate and precarious balance. Our technology has made it so that every man, even he of the most humble trade, can sit down and for a few dollars gain access to visions of barbarity and brutality, to a world where the female is not a beloved opposite to be courted and won but a thing to be beaten and conquered and humiliated. It's taken us a very long time to put that nasty Neanderthal, who dwells within each and every one of us, in his rightful place. The porn industry is doing everything it can to bring that ancient, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging ancestor back into the light of day, and I can no longer financially support such a terrible goal.

Be well. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

11-18-10  07:38pm - 1373 days Is Internet Porn going to Hell in a handbasket? (39 Posts) - #16
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I just posted a response to a comment on a gaping site. My responses were emotional and perhaps I should delete them, but I'm not going to. Not at the moment at least.

I have always been upfront about my dislike for hardcore porn. To my mind it stopped being erotic back in the eightees, and has been increasingly geared towards the sicker tastes of my fellow adult male humans.

I can hardly stand to watch trailers anymore because of the presence of beefed-up primates with above-average endowments brutalizing young women, and getting paid for it. This is NOT a racial thing. Most of the shit I saw today and in recent times was committed by bald-headed, tattooed, white gorillas who looked like they were temporarily unshackled in order to "perform" on camera for the sickening tastes of men with credit cards worldwide.

I feel for the poor young women who get into this kind of work for quick cash, I feel for their fathers and brothers, and for the people who love them; I feel even worse for the poor girls who actually enjoy being brutalized by their male counterparts.

Disgusting, vile, evil, nasty, yuck. Sex is a beautiful thing, not the twisted, grotesque, aggressive, angry, beastial freakshow that is modern, Internet porn. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Edited on Nov 18, 2010, 08:11pm

10-12-10  01:47am - 1411 days A PU "REUNION" (14 Posts) - #9
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I think it's a great idea! I live in party central USA, though I am a humble hermit myself, and a ten minute drive from where I work and live brings me to beaches and bikinis and tramp-stamps and drunken bead-scrounging college-gurls (note the tres chic spelink of 'gurls') and goateed yahoos with cameras and pontoons and Dadda's money and Mommy's genes and colossal Ford F-350's pullin boats that say "lick em & stick em" on 'em and jet skis and cases and cases and cases and cases of flimsy tepid lousy American beer and awful yodeling Green Day Paramore and Hoobastank or sumpin er udder.

You get the picture.

Anyway I'd invite you all out here and buy each of you a really lousy Bud or Miller lite or two if I could.

Anonymous? I think if certain people stumbled in here they'd know who I am. My Pop called me Wee Willy Winky when I was a little boy and I think I took a porn gene or two from the old block as I recall the salad days of Hustler and Playboy. If he dawdled by here he'd snoop me out. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Edited on Oct 12, 2010, 02:29am

10-11-10  01:03am - 1412 days Strange fetishes (69 Posts) - #52
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Originally Posted by Monahan:


I'm thinking that there has to be medical advisers that address those issues somehow.

In any case, the producers have to find new and different extremes just to keep porn moving, I guess.

Now how about a chocolate milk enema?


Good Lord! Kittens & Penguins & chocolate milk enemas all in my head at the same time. I's gonna splode. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

10-05-10  09:33pm - 1417 days Strange fetishes (69 Posts) - #32
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I was at a TGP somewhere and looked at some of the samples from a thin-fetish site. I would say that some of those models are sick and in need of medical and psychiatric help, and having a wank to someone like that seems terribly out of order. I like slender girls, like you see at Young Porn or Springtime Beauties. You could even say I like skinny girls; but starving, emaciated models that remind me of a black and white reel of Nazi atrocities is NOT my cup of tea.

I hate dildos also, mbaya, but I must say I rather like a shaved peach. Some guys associate it with pre-pubescence or somesuch but I figure hair is an option on our bodies in most cases. Men shave their faces and many women shave their armpits and legs, so a pussy is just another body part with optional hair. I think it's a thing of beauty shaved, and if there is too much hair it looks rather uninviting to me. ALthough a nice bush is also inviting, if it's trimmed and shaped and not too unruly. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Edited on Oct 05, 2010, 09:36pm

09-28-10  11:42pm - 1424 days Strange fetishes (69 Posts) - #24
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Another strange mix of fetishes at same site. Domestic goddess in bathroom, daizy-dukes, big yellow latex gloves, cleaning bucket, sponge, and a cigar.**

Now how in the hell the poor girl is supposed to get any cleaning done while smoking that stogy, or how she can smoke said stogy while getting her mitts all sudsed-up, I cannot reckon.

I will say: that is one stunning woman. WOW.

**Looked again: sorry, it's a cigarette, not a cigar. Also forgot to mention the knee-high black-leather high-heeled boots and bra-less camisette. I want to marry this woman... Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Edited on Sep 28, 2010, 11:50pm

09-28-10  11:34pm - 1424 days cbil wikileaks pervert customer details big brother privacy sky tv are you concerned? (8 Posts) - #3
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Yes, I would be worried, but more so I would be pissed off. It's a violation of privacy + something rather delicate. Why were said personal details published, and where? Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

09-25-10  08:18pm - 1427 days Strange fetishes (69 Posts) - #13
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Another bizarre fetish I noticed is that some men like to see photos of women together, one very short and the other very tall. I've seen this in several places. The pics that I saw which one fellow had collected did not feature the women nude or even in scant clothing; what seemed important was that the women were close together so that their size difference was very noticeable. I find this one almost inscrutable, although I do have a few theories. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

09-25-10  08:14pm - 1427 days Strange fetishes (69 Posts) - #12
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Oh, forgot to mention that I think I can even get the snot fetish in some little way. I know we males, at least as inexperienced youngsters, often think of the female as somehow a wondrous, magical being that doesn't use the toilet, or at least we find it difficult to imagine the female doing something like that, something base and ordinary and rather nasty. Knowing that the female is the same sort of animal as us takes them down a notch and makes them seem more accessible, more real. Could that be the heart of the various pee and potty fetishes, and maybe the snot one too? Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

09-25-10  08:08pm - 1427 days Strange fetishes (69 Posts) - #11
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I always thought the cigarette was a phallic symbol, and the smoke is a whitish/gray issuance of sorts that takes certain shapes in the air like another issuance I can think of. A lot of smoking pics show the woman's face enwreathed in smoke: a facial of sorts? In any case it seems like an oral fixation in the works, although I must say it does nothing for me to watch a woman smoke.

I thought more about the gloves thing and I thought about my love of panties, pantyhose, tight clothes: any garment that essentially protects the sacred pernieal area and keeps it tauntingly off-limits. I wonder if the gloves have this same effect somehow? The photo-set I speak of was one among many featuring water and clothing. Hell I don't know. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Edited on Sep 25, 2010, 08:20pm

09-24-10  10:22pm - 1428 days Strange fetishes (69 Posts) - #7
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Originally Posted by malikstarks:


I tend to dabble in the tranny thing from time to time. However I have a pretty strong foot fetish which is probably the most common (of the obscure types).

The latex glove in the pool is pretty bizarre, but is probably an offshoot of latex fetishism in general which is also fairly common one.Couple more I haven't wrapped my head around are balloons, and equestrian (women wearing riding gear).

Usually these things are the result and outgrowth of childhood experience. Wikipedia has a pretty interesting article in regard to balloon (and latex) fetishes.

Human sexuality is a very complex process, and mankind is still in the early stages of being able to fully grasp how the brain works in general.


I can hang with the women-in-riding-gear thing very easily! Ever see a woman's booty in jodhpurs? Whooo-hoooo! I'm not into the whip thing but I can see how a guy who was into S&M getting all hot and bothered by a beautiful, refined woman in riding gear. Anyone know the Jethro Tull song "Hunting Girl"? A verse:

Unbridled passion, I took the bit
In my teeth;
her standing over me, on my knees
underneath..."


Great post, malikstarks. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Edited on Sep 24, 2010, 10:29pm

09-24-10  10:14pm - 1428 days Strange fetishes (69 Posts) - #6
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


My best guess is that if you or somebody else can think of it, that's another fetish for someone to drool over. I saw a site where the fetish is the snot in a person's nose. I remember back in grammar school some kids used to eat their own snot, which was considered gross. But today it's a fetish: eat your own snot, eat your girlfriend's snot. That's a step up from scat, but not by much.

And I've seen some trannies or ladyboys (not sure what the difference is between them, if any) that were stunning. Haven't seen any in real life, but in photos, some of them come across as good-looking as any female model. Looking at those pictures made me a little confused, because I found them so attractive. So I stopped looking, and I've never really gotten into that niche.


I agree the tranny/ladyboy thing (don't know what the difference is either) is equally compelling and repelling. Yes, some of the models are truly beautiful. Yuck on the snot thing too. I noted some of that on the clips for sale sites, mostly Japanese. Blech! Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie. Edited on Sep 24, 2010, 10:27pm

09-24-10  08:46pm - 1428 days Strange fetishes (69 Posts) - #3
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Well trannies and ladyboys are pretty common. Hell I've had to take a second look at some of those pics to try and wrap my noggin around the idea that the model was a guy. Some of those models look really beautiful!

But a woman wearing latex gloves while swimming in a pool? Someone please explain how or why some dude might get off on that. I have some ideas: hand fetish related, handjob, rubber fetish, water, wet fetish, I dunno. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

09-24-10  04:39pm - 1428 days Strange fetishes (69 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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Strange fetishes

While perusing a site I won't mention I saw a photo set entitled "Latex gloves while swimming". The sample pics show the model in the pool with yellow latex gloves. Wow. Can someone explain that one to me?

Any other bizarre fetishes worth mentioning (barring illegal ones, of course, and leaving anything in the scat category out, for pity's sake)? Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

07-27-10  01:49pm - 1487 days How do you manage/view your porn stash (32 Posts) - #10
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My videos are not well organized but I keep my pictures in folders of 700 pics each with my own weird, personal titles. I like to sort by picture type and not by model. I have categories for non-nude butts, bare butts, non-nude breast, nude breast, all-fours, sitting, spread-eagled, panties, wet-clothes, bathroom/shower, changing-pics, and even one for just faces. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

07-24-10  08:09pm - 1490 days Kinsey Reports on sexual frequency. Wanna know if you're keepin' up? (3 Posts) - #3
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Well if flogging counts, I've gotten down to less than once a week at times. Recently I went ten days with no ill-effects. Not on purpose, just didn't care. I'm amazed when I hear that people can do it several times a day. Once a night was more than sufficient for me for many years.

When I was married I told my wife I wanted to make love every night, but that never panned out. It was about once or twice a week. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

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