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09-26-14  11:28am - 28 days Joan Rivers Died (5 Posts) - #6
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I saw a clip the other night of a very young Joan sitting with a very young Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show.

The were talking about what was wanted from a female comedienne. Joan said it was sex that was expected. Johnny disagreed saying it was a sharp mind that was wanted and expected.
Joan gave him that look and said " Johnny, no man ever put his hand up a woman's dress looking for a library card. It was one of the few times I saw Johnny totally lose it.


“If you don’t want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly”

"I don't exercise. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor"

“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on

"I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry"

"My vagina is like Newark. Men know it's there, but they don't want to visit" unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

09-25-14  05:08pm - 29 days Usenet (21 Posts) - #22
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I've lived in the Silicon Valley since 1979

My first puter was an Osborne Executive, an all in one portable (30 - 35 lbs)
running the CPM OS
The guy who wrote that OS had an appointment in Santa Cruz with
Bill Gates to negotiate for Microsoft’s new OS but decided to blow
him off to go surfing, so Gates went with MSdos.

ZORK was a sizable part of my day and I mastered it before too long becoming a minor celeb amongst the locals who would ring my phone at all hours seeking hints.

Jobs and Woz toured the Xerox facility in PaloAlto and saw their new GUI (graphic user interface) and went home with a new challenge. They soon developed their own GUI and showed it off to Gates who then went home with a new direction and a few months later Windows was in the stores. Xerox and Apple have probably been kicking themselves since then.
In those days the internet was so painfully slow and storage was so minimal, that naked girls were not an option. I downloaded two or three pix and gave up.
In the late 90s, I set up a desktop system for a friend. He said "what about naked girls"? "Don't bother" says I, "It's like watching paint dry" A week later, he phoned and said "au contrair" He then emailed me several hundred bookmarks and dramatically change how I filled leisure time from that point on. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

06-24-14  06:40pm - 122 days When you'd rather not say vagina ... (26 Posts) - #27
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Clam with fright wig unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

06-08-14  03:43pm - 138 days Download restrictions (10 Posts) - #11
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They started a year or two ago

I had a membership for three or four months with no restrictions and then a ten gig limit per 24 hours was implemented. The limit was actually 3 to 7 gigs and was arbitrary at best, but the membership was only 8 or 10 bucks a month and the limits were for vid downloads only and not for stills or streams (which could then be DLd)
I lasted another month or two and will never return. The material is not anywhere good enough to warrant the level of arrogance that they exude. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

05-31-14  09:52am - 146 days When you'd rather not say vagina ... (26 Posts) - #24
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yet another euphemism


the male member............................... yoghurt gun unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

03-31-14  10:04am - 207 days More Random Levity (61 Posts) - #43
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I went to a birthday party Saturday night. In attendance was a semi attractive woman with a freakishly large chest. When she was introduced to the birthday boy, he took one very long look and said

" When you fly on an airplane, are those carry-on or do you have to check them?" unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

03-26-14  06:55pm - 212 days Why so few female members here? (37 Posts) - #34
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I read this several hours ago and didn't have the time to respond but figured, this fellow is about to be pounced upon.

YankeeBastard, what you describe here is nothing like anything I have ever experienced on this forum. Though there may be an occasional odd duck in our ranks, there is nothing but thoughtful, and respectful exchanges between them. The few times I have seen anything pressing the limits the offending posters have been dealt with politely and I seem to remember one or two have left in a huff, probably thinking this place was like the other free-for-all cluster fucks they were used to. I have read many posts here from women, which began dialogs that were respectful, informative and non-threatening. Minds met. Misinformation was resolved.It appeared the exchanges were satisfying.

Your profile states you are 18 years old. I commend you for your erudite use of your spoken tongue. I have known many that are your age and your level of articulation is unusual. Good on you mate. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

03-26-14  12:27pm - 212 days I have nothing against the men in porn, but (7 Posts) - #2
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The male's job is simply to show off the female at her best

Agreed

With rare exception, the male cast member is a stunt pecker. The only requirement, remain rigid. This is easier than it used to be, with newly available pharmaceuticals, virtually eliminating a key player in the porn industry. The huffer. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

03-26-14  12:14pm - 212 days This bears repeating (6 Posts) - #7
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Anal Sex : TheRoadLessTraveled. I like it ! unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

03-25-14  01:47pm - 213 days Hysteria (5 Posts) - #2
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I wonder how many citizens presently populate prisons in those states, serving terms for vibrator violations unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

03-25-14  01:42pm - 213 days Hysteria (5 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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Hysteria

I just saw the movie Hysteria...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1435513/?ref_=nv_sr_1

....about Dr. Mortimer Granville, a physician in 1880s Britain, who specialized in the treatment of female Hysteria, utilizing the manipulation of female genitalia to reduce the tensions associated with the malady. It should be notes that Dr Granville suffered from a carpal injury from administering the above mentioned massage.
Nice work if you can find it.

He went on to develop the Pelvicdouche which utilized a stream of water under pressure, aimed at the genitals, and later he altered an existing device, the electric feather duster to provide a high frequency vibration appliance to assuage and neutralize Hysteria tensions This device was called a percusser or more colloquially Granville's hammer. It made easy work of genital manipulation but was available only to physicians, necessitating repeated office visits by Hysteria sufferers.

The use of the device fell out of favor and was made illegal.

The sale of vibrators for sexual purposes remains illegal in many nations, and in the American states of Alabama, Georgia, Indiana, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Texas, and Virginia.



Female hysteria was a once-common medical diagnosis, made exclusively in women, which is today no longer recognized by medical authorities as a medical disorder. Its diagnosis and treatment were routine for many hundreds of years in Western Europe. Hysteria was widely discussed in the medical literature of the 19th century. Women considered to be suffering from it exhibited a wide array of symptoms including faintness, nervousness, sexual desire, insomnia, fluid retention, heaviness in the abdomen, muscle spasm, shortness of breath, irritability, loss of appetite for food or sex, and "a tendency to cause trouble".[1] In extreme cases the woman would be forced into the asylum and undergo surgical hysterectomy.

The history of the notion of hysteria can be traced to ancient times; in ancient Greece it was described in the gynecological treatises of the Hippocratic corpus, which date from the 5th and 4th centuries BC. Plato's dialogue Timaeus compares a woman's uterus to a living creature that wanders throughout a womans body, "blocking passages, obstructing breathing, and causing disease." The concept of a pathological, wandering womb was later viewed as the source of the term hysteria, which stems from the Greek cognate of uterus.

Another cause was thought to be the retention of female semen, thought to mingle with male semen during intercourse. This was believed to be stored in the womb. Hysteria was referred to as "the widow's disease", since the female semen was believed to turn venomous if not released through regular climax or intercourse
The concept of hysteria caused by "wandering womb" continued to be taught from one generation of medical researchers to the next in Europe up until the early modern era. Medical researchers developed a better understanding of anatomy after the invention of microscopes in the 17th century and cellular research in the 19th century. Sigmund Freud's theory of the free-floating unconscious, the "mind within the mind", was similar to the ancient belief in the "animal within the animal".

Both "wandering womb" and "hysteria" are unused in medical theories of today. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

03-24-14  05:00pm - 214 days This bears repeating (6 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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This bears repeating

I was wandering on a TGP site and noticed this comment on a young lady....



" I'd like to tongue punch her fart box "



and this was a title for a picture set


" a loveable body with an increment of covetous orifices"


Well turned phrasing is ubiquitous. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

03-14-14  12:23am - 224 days no porn here (7 Posts) - #7
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GrayMane rote: But it would'a been nice if that lovely lady swaying to the rhythm, inside the ring of people and to the right of the players. (the one with the great tits and gad-awesome buns) would've broke loose with a seductive strip movin' to that incredible sound.


I checked. That's on the roster for part two. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

03-13-14  12:36pm - 225 days no porn here (7 Posts) - #3
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so is this
http://themetapicture.com/the-best-way-t...rtists-of-paintings/ unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

03-13-14  12:13pm - 225 days no porn here (7 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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no porn here

http://www.wimp.com/coinsurprise/[/url]

Found this on FB

It is quite amazing.

I couldn't think of a place to put it, so here's a new thread unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

03-13-14  11:51am - 225 days More Random Levity (61 Posts) - #35
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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman asked for his business card, and three days later she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

03-11-14  12:28pm - 227 days Upcoming Movie Thread (1202 Posts) - #1199
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twelve bucks for a movie? A date who likes popcorn? make that $35

Blue ray at redbox? $1.63 microwave kettle corn $.40

If you miss a line and there's no one there to ask what'ed he say?
(That happens more and more) .............

Just rewind. Gotta pee? there's a pause button

With my 4 foot Sony, I don't miss the Cineplex

I paid to see Atlas Shrugged 1&2 because I'd been waiting since 1964 and didn't want to wait 4 weeks for the disk

Atlas Shrugged ? part 1 was great Part 2? (and 3).... not a single cast member was carried over to the sequels. For me, that's a severe continuity problem.

GM wrote: Angie Dickerson I think I'd change that R to an N though I agree with the thought. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. Edited on Mar 14, 2014, 12:25am

03-09-14  12:14pm - 229 days Survey on Gonzo Pornography (17 Posts) - #15
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I have to check the spelling of every words before posting a reply...

thaat squiggley lin thet apeers undir eech werd as yuo tipe is spil chek. Lern tu yuse it unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

03-09-14  12:52am - 229 days Aroused (1 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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Aroused

I have Dish Satellite for my television and noticed from the beginning that there was a sprinkling of ersatz porn, mostly WVSU (women in various stages of undress) all of it over-acted softcore and not worth my time.
The other night, I happened upon Aroused on the Showcase network (SHOC) that is worth a viewing. It is a documentary of the porn industry with a cast of familiar names and faces speaking very candidly about their experiences in the work-a-day lives of actresses in the adult film biz.
It is very well done. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

03-02-14  05:57pm - 236 days New faces? (35 Posts) - #36
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Drooler, never heard of her. She now has a position of honor in my registry,thanx




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unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. Edited by Staff on Mar 02, 2014, 07:59pm (Khan: fixed img tag and URL but img still not displaying - site may not allow hot-linking - added URL to post)

02-27-14  11:25am - 239 days Survey on Gonzo Pornography (17 Posts) - #7
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jberry rote:
Makes me wonder if there is any relationship to John (Evilangel).


All Italians are siblings or cousins. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

02-27-14  11:20am - 239 days More Random Levity (61 Posts) - #15
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Conventional wisdom states that man was created by God.

However common sense will tell you that women were designed by civil engineers.

Who else would think to locate a recreation area adjacent to a waste disposal site.






To me, Random Levity says humor more succinctly than Italians on the bus


Heretofore, this is where any humor posted by me will appear unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

02-27-14  12:55am - 239 days Survey on Gonzo Pornography (17 Posts) - #5
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I just took the survey. It wasn't badly done. If you haven't yet defined yourself, it could help.
If you do take this survey, don't try to go back to a previous page, you'll fuck it up. On the last page you will given the opportunity to edit all your answers. I'd be interested in the result. You'll receive a link to follow his thesis to completion. I'm usually suspicious of an agenda I'll not much like. I guess we'll see.

micha unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. Edited on Feb 27, 2014, 09:23am

02-21-14  02:41pm - 245 days More Random Levity (61 Posts) - #2
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Khan ............. this ........... is a hoot! unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

02-12-14  12:03am - 254 days Anyone remember the first days of their internet porn usage? (28 Posts) - #6
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You boys are youngsters.
With a dial-up delivering 7K per second, downloading a low rez image was like watching pubic hair grow. Modems sped up to 14.4K and the wait was still painful. I wrote off internet porn and never went back.
Until..........
About ten or twelve years later, I was visiting Joe in Rochester and we set up a new puter for him.He was a total newbie with many questions. After several days he asked, "What about porn?"
"Don't bother" sez I. "You'll be old before you'll have ten pictures"
Three weeks later, I'm back in California speaking to him on the phone.
He reported that my advise on porn may have been a bit outdated. He sent me several hundred links and changed my life. DSL and later cable modems made it all quite doable.

Hundreds of times I have accidentally clicked "set as desktop background and gotten a surprise the next time I powered up. I've always been a single user so I have no embarrassing tales to tell unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. Edited on Feb 12, 2014, 12:09am

02-09-14  07:13pm - 257 days Wichsvorlagen ? (3 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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Wichsvorlagen ?

Ive happened upon a word that is new to me.
Wichsvorlagen : pronounced : vicks for lagen

It is defined as source material for masturbation

These are collections of photographs that are not pornographic, rather society page shots of the beautiful people, mostly women with a decidedly Euro flavor. The photography, group and head shots, is mostly semi-glamorous. The women are gorgeous, with a character and a likeability that is very pleasing.

Mixed in with this collection is a large amount of soft and hard photography that is high resolution and quite remarkable that I am unused to seeing, as well as the ubiquitous thumbnails you see everywhere else in cyberspace. The overall flavor is simply amazing and refreshing unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

02-09-14  07:00pm - 257 days Porn actresses in unexpected settings (20 Posts) - #3
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A number of years ago, a decade or two, there were several established porn actresses appearing in network dramas, Ginger Lynn comes to mind, who were attempting to make the move to "legitimate" drama and comedy. This lasted a while, until they began returning to their previous roles involving less clothing. There was Tracy Lords who it was discovered was under age by a couple of years, who caused major problems for a number of adult producers and directors. She worked for 5 or six years in the industry and then went legitimate in the early nineties and has appeared in MacGyver, Married with Children,Highlander, Melrose Place, Roseanne, Will and Grace and many, many more. She works still today with several films in post production right now.

Source: IMDb.com unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

02-09-14  12:22am - 257 days A Modest Proposal (16 Posts) - #5
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RA, I too am missing the sports gene. As fathers go, mine was a good one, but he never threw me a ball, so a sense of physical competition never took seed.

And then I discovered women's professional volleyball unlike beach VB, this took place in a gym with very healthy ladies who wore shoes and less skimpy garments. They were amazing athletes and it was not with prurient interest that I watched, though I didn't care about the score or who won.

After a couple of years, their national league went broke and the sport disappeared. Thirty years later, I still miss it. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

02-04-14  03:15pm - 262 days The "Elizabeth Taylor" of porn?? (11 Posts) - #7
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CPJ say'd Who was the hottest porn star ever?

Yes on Lea and Sylvia Saint.
However, you'd need to be older than 50 to know this, but hands down the answer is Serena.
A blonde who simply exuded heat.

The first runner-up, would be Merle Michaels unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

01-21-14  08:17pm - 276 days Italian Friends on the Bus (157 Posts) - #144
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What does a Polish woman receive on her wedding night that is long and hard?
















A new last name. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

01-21-14  08:11pm - 276 days Why so few female members here? (37 Posts) - #21
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Men like to look

Women like to be looked upon unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

01-21-14  08:08pm - 276 days Is anyone using Windows 8? (29 Posts) - #23
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I have occasional pop-ups but the pop-unders are the most annoying. I will have a string of sites loaded and will hear voices from my headset sitting on the desk. Several sites down in the stack is a window or three that I never opened, with Ron Jeremy offering to give me a dick just like his, or a lady who can be at my house in 12 minutes to fulfill all my needs, or a notification that the FBI has just locked my browser and needs payment of a fine of several hundreds of dollars in bitcoin, or the pop-ups that ask me if I'm sure I want to leave this page and then refuses to hear my answer.

I'm going to get that typewriter out of the attic unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

01-21-14  07:34pm - 276 days Is it just me .... (17 Posts) - #13
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On many TGB sites there is a category for ugly women, I think if one were to spend some time there, they might develop a renewed appreciation for beauty.

Beauty, is I've heard, in the mind of the beholder.

Truth be told,most of the women appearing on those sites are not ugly.
A face that is often deemed by others to be ugly, I find as interesting and depicting what I would call character and a sense of fun. Wandering in the shops and malls, I often see women that I do not think are attractive, who seem not to have a shortage of attractive male suitors in attendance. Go figure.

Often, tooling that cyber place, seeking women in various stages of undress, my eye is often caught by faces, bodies and personae that are not runway model material but rather pretty, smart and fun, depicting what I consider to be a great sense of life. They look healthy.
That is what I find attractive. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. Edited on Jan 22, 2014, 12:53am

01-21-14  07:00pm - 276 days I hate that progression .... (11 Posts) - #12
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Messmer wrote: Don't mind me and don't bother answering


Sorry M, this requires a response. Seeing a young wide eyed sweet innocent become a bit more sluttish in her demeanor is my primary reason for being here, nay, for being. In pictures, videos,and in real life,my favorite thing to witness is an uninterested or reluctant lass become interested and willing, preferably with small beads of sweat forming on her upper lip. I just assumed we all felt that way. My education continues. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

12-23-13  01:25pm - 305 days Anyone know any decent college style amateur porn sites (3 Posts) - #3
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College Rules might be worth a look. The photography is a bit amateurish but that kinda works. I've only seen one pro there, Amia Liu.
There is a quality of impromptu realism, young goofy looks and guys giving thumbs ups while screwing that is convincing. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

12-22-13  01:22pm - 306 days New faces? (35 Posts) - #18
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Drooler said : By Mirjam, do you mean this girl?

Yep, she's the one. I never would have likened her to Faye Dunaway, and now Fay is all I can see there.


I found a lady, new to me, who is my new love of the month.

Pepper Kester .............only solo and lez as far as I can see

I would have her child unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

12-21-13  02:08pm - 307 days New faces? (35 Posts) - #10
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Graymane, I don't find Babes.com listed on BP unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

12-21-13  02:02pm - 307 days New faces? (35 Posts) - #9
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Drooler says : I wound up calling her "Mima"

I've always known her as Kayla her real name appears to be Miriama Kunkelova
( who would pick a name like that )
She has been in my top five for 6 or 8 years now.I think she's been doing hc for at least that long.Many names for this lass. Another favorite is Mirjam who also has about 20 pseudonyms. Rumor was she has left this mortal coil.
Another is Koika, also with a shitload of names.
None of these are new faces, but they look to me to be as fresh as ever. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

12-18-13  03:29pm - 310 days opening wine with no corkscrew (2 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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opening wine with no corkscrew

This does not relate to porn but when utilized can assist with further prurient pursuits

http://www.flixxy.com/how-to-open-wine-bottle-with-shoe.htm unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

12-18-13  02:22pm - 310 days Which IN Browser do others use? (45 Posts) - #42
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With problems over the years with IE, I migrated to Firefox and am much happier with it, with one exception. Managing bookmarks in IE is simple and instinctive. The whole thing can be managed and manipulated and launched with the file manager (MS Explore) I've been a file manager fan since before MSdos.
I can't seem to find any simple was to do this in Firefox. To save a site in a specific folder is problematic. I have to save it the Bookmarks Menu and then move them one at a time to the desired folder. Alphabetization is impossible. The list will read A to Z and then several items down, A to Z starts over and the process repeats many times in the folder.

Is there any way to access bookmarks in the file manager, I haven't found one in several years.

Any tips?

I DL'd Opera and It hi-jacked every IE bookmark in my system, making it an Opera bookmark, unusable in IE. THe only fix I could find was deleting Opera from my puter before I could become familiar with it, hence I don't know if Opera is any good or not

The only reference I'm seeing here regarding Chrome in in association with Mac OS. Does anyone use Chrome with a windows puter with any luck?

Also, I am unfamiliar with plug-ins for Firefox. do I need to join to the new century on this subject? unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. Edited on Dec 18, 2013, 02:29pm

12-17-13  01:34am - 311 days the Official ABRACADABRA Thread (32 Posts) - #28
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Thank you both

M unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

12-16-13  06:44pm - 312 days the Official ABRACADABRA Thread (32 Posts) - #25
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This is not an acronym but it has me stumped


Cosplay ?

Anybody? unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

12-14-13  11:10am - 314 days Webmasters want to know! (65 Posts) - #52
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'real' looking girls,fer sure

most of my favorites would not be found on a fashion runway. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

12-12-13  05:15pm - 316 days Psychology Study!! Please help! (13 Posts) - #11
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squirrel rote: Maybe watching porn makes you paranoid



Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

12-12-13  12:07pm - 316 days Psychology Study!! Please help! (13 Posts) - #6
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JB wrote: I'm wondering if they are trying to link self-loathing to watching porn?

Maybe,the link to help for sex and porn addiction notwithstanding, my list of things to loath is long enough that it will be decades before I get around to self. If one is to be addicted, sex and porn ain't a bad way to go. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

12-10-13  05:33pm - 318 days 720p vids are all I need or want (22 Posts) - #13
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messmer rote: Is there not a setting in your viewer that allows you to see the whole picture, no matter how many pixels?

Sure if the photo resides on my puter. I have that problem on individual websites when I click a thumbnail And get a huge image at 100%. I may have overstated the time it takes to scroll.

By viewer, do you mean browser?...............nevermind, I just googled Irfanview . I don't have a viewer. I rely on the one that is onboard Windows, it seems quite adequate. I have no experience with add-on viewers.
Any advantages to them?
I just click on the icon in my file manager and the image appears. It's one of the things in life that has remained uncomplicated unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. Edited on Dec 10, 2013, 05:43pm

12-10-13  10:12am - 318 days 720p vids are all I need or want (22 Posts) - #7
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jberry wrote ".....it does let me crop out the watermarks without a significant loss of resolution on my edited productions.

You edit the vid, or just crop it for viewing ? If editing, what's your software? unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

12-10-13  01:11am - 318 days 720p vids are all I need or want (22 Posts) - #5
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Yeah, Me too on the photos. You click on a pic and you see a nipple that fills the screen. Scroll for 2 minutes, and there's the navel.

But stills are an easy fix in PhotoShop. Changing the size takes 5 seconds.
After downloading a 1180p for an hour or so, shrinking that puppy down is beyond my skill set. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

12-09-13  03:55pm - 319 days 720p vids are all I need or want (22 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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720p vids are all I need or want

As Ive ranted before, 720p vids are all I need or want.
One can see an amazing difference between 720p and 1080p when watching on a 4-foot screen. On a 27 inch monitor, the difference is negligible, especially when one considers the 3 to 5 times disk space required for storage and the hours of additional download time for the 1080p vids.
It used to be that websites would offer both resolutions to satisfy each preference, but that seems to be changing. All of these great new and improved sites that Id normally jump on in a hot minute, and then I read the review and toss it from my list because the only offer a couple of formats in 1080p.

Even if I were to soften my position, bite the bullet, and download the higher resolutions, they dont play well on my desktop. Theyre slow and choppy with artifacts.

So, now Im Jonesen. Most all of the sites on my wish list are disqualified for their limited HD offerings.


A message to pornsite administrators :
If all you offer is 1080p, Youll never see any of my money. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

12-05-13  09:40pm - 323 days Looking for evidence! (21 Posts) - #6
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Messmer wrote : I am blushing because .........

Embarassment or arousal? Splotchy redness in the chest,neck and face is an indication of arousal according to the 70's print psychologists advising male readers how they can tell if their partners orgasm was genuine. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

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