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04-13-14  06:30pm - 5 days "The Interview: ..Just one of the simular real ways I see it done (5 Posts) - #3
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Originally Posted by TheSquirrel:


Darn, here comes reality again, something you're probably all to aware of at the moment. Casting vids are great, if they're done right, even though we all know it's bullshit. All you want them to do is get the camera and lighting right. That's not too hard is it? Nice to see you posting through the pain - unless aliens wrote that.


Thanks, Squirrel..... as usual, for throwing in a few words to help make all the work on this story worthwhile.

04-13-14  06:04pm - 5 days Jook's Top 5 (8 Posts) - #8
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Whether or not it jives with the thread's actual inquiry....

For me, almost always, I blank-out the BJs, the senseless, "dumb-ass", endless crouch-chumping and finger-gouging by the male participant, and lastly, all rear-entries that might appeal to some others but waste my time.

I simply fast-forward to the "good-stuff" ...... namely, plain ol' conventional fucking or solo depiction thereof.

preferably done in the missionary position.

04-13-14  05:30pm - 5 days Khan please edit out duplicated threads (9 Posts) - #10
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This Napoleonic, American War thing Looks like a lot of fun, biker; something I'd venture comes with the added bonus of being a mentally rewarding, challenging, as well an enriching exercise to keep the brain cells moving.

But this does bring up a somewhat obvious inquiry: with porn, and now this fascinating new hobby surely biting into your time, how might that jive with your trekking around with your biker-buddies?

I've got a mental picture of a reeeeally nice bike parked in the garage collecting cobwebs. Maybe even with a "for sale" sign hanging off the handlebars.

I bet your two-wheeler beauty does have a fascinating story to tell. I further bet we'd get a handsome share of our reader's vote, who'd really hanker for your just touching on some general stuff about the fraternity of soldiering in the biker's army: Maybe you can tell us here on the forum about some of your more unforgetable moments riding with the herd.

Think of it as an exercise to further your skills in writing.

04-12-14  09:59am - 6 days Khan please edit out duplicated threads (9 Posts) - #8
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Originally Posted by biker:


I enjoy writing, but I can't spell words over five letters long and need to keep a dictionary and a thesaurus next to me. I also use the Email spell check a lot. By the time I write a few sentences my beard is two days old.
Besides that my grammar is also poor. Hard to believe I took two college writing courses.


Biker, my friend.....unlike me,, who came up during a time at which the advanced desktop and hand-held electronic wizardry, (as we enjoy today,) .... was still eons away from conception within the minds of those who would decades later even get it on the drawing board.
The libraries, antiquated servitude of radios and movie newsreel served as our only visual stimuli to greater learning.
The advent of today's mindboggling choices of graphics, and/or data manipulation owing to a cornucopia of electronic helpmates that seemingly renders it almost a task for a literate individual to consciously make it through a page of text with errors in spelling.
I'm talking about me-myself-an-I .... been there, done that.
However, All my writing anymore is protected by spell-checks. Which pop-up and warn of misspelling.
Which then requires only the tap of a key to bring up a list from which to choose from. There's also even grammatically download software that (among other things) delivers an electrical shock to your fingertips should you make the egregious faux pas of ending a sentence with a preposition.

Ha-Ha ....that should bring'em outta the woodwork!

BTW .....I think your writing is exemplary. !
And I, too, pour over my stuff..... always resulting in far too long at the keys.
If that don't get it, I pull out my trusty metallic, battery powered, portable Franklin Spell checker that is all-knowing.

04-11-14  09:29pm - 7 days Khan please edit out duplicated threads (9 Posts) - #6
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Originally Posted by biker:


Graymane; just read the thread that caused your panic. After writing all that I can see why you concerned it that wasn't submitting. It is clear you put some work into it and didn't want to lose it. Having belonged to different forums I have seen these glitches many times. To add, I don't think anyone would accuse you of being a bully.

Do you write for a living? Your very creative. Enjoyed the read and glad it did post.

Thank you Biker .... you couldn't have paid me a more profoundly appreciative compliment.... Writing nowadays takes front-an-center, now that the pitifully few things left in my life that I'm still physically able to do is approaching a dead-end.......
And because of my ongoing, debilitating health problems on the rise, the least demanding, and fortunately waiting in the wings, as well as the one that's always given me the most pleasure ...... buoyed by your uplifting recent kind words .... all coming together along with the considerable amount of hoop-la from my hometown cheering section, friends, relatives, business acquaintances, as well the myriad collection of people surrounding me who's sampled some of my writings.
Because of my tumulus, abusive, deprived, and brutal childhood upbringing, with permanent markings remaining to this day from habitual, pulverizing beatings from a ruthless, guiltless, and undaunted mindlessness of a father bent on wrecking the body and mind of a innocent child.

I was set upon by all my poor mom's brothers and sisters to write a book detailing my father's unimaginable meanness.,

after I broke away from his madness, by inviting Uncle Sam to put me on the draft list. later consummated and I was subsequently shipped to Camp Gordon SC for training in the Army Airborne .... after which I honed my writing skills, and, through letters I sent to their homes , convincingly had them thinking I was ready for the world to know about this B.....ard!

Sadly, all these people had far more confidence in my readiness for the big time than I did.
Consequently, I never started my first book.
Which, to answer your question .....resulted in my never attempting to make a living at writing.

But many thanks anyway, biker ..... your vote of confidence did give me a momentary Percocet High.

04-10-14  11:48am - 8 days Khan please edit out duplicated threads (9 Posts) - #4
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Originally Posted by Khan:


They're removed. Don't sweat it; it happens from time to rime.

FWIW, I'm usually pretty good avout spotting them and deleting them w/out an extra thread or an email. But you're fine with both. Never hurts to be safe.

Sorry for the inconvenience.


I was very reluctant to do the email thing. But I simply panicked when I could find no earthly way to rid myself of the extra threads.
It all started when I attempted to summit the first thread..
Nothing happened! I punched it again, and again.
All I was getting was the familiar message from my browser saying "this page cannot be displayed. It was only when I got over to the forum entries and discovered the multiple of the same thread,
All I could think of was viewers seeing all those same threads and thinking I was over the top in getting mine read over all the others. A kind of forum bully, if you will.
I knew you'd find it when you came on, and correct it immediately on your own ...... But I jus' wanted it fixed before I was run out of Dodge.

04-10-14  03:02am - 9 days Khan please edit out duplicated threads (9 Posts) - #2
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Page went blank wouldn't be displayed ... sumitted thread over and over
so I tried again and again.

04-10-14  02:55am - 9 days Khan please edit out duplicated threads (9 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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Khan please edit out duplicated threads

please remove duplicate threads

04-10-14  02:34am - 9 days "The Interview: ..Just one of the simular real ways I see it done (5 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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"The Interview: ..Just one of the simular real ways I see it done

Knock-knock…
The door opens.
“Hi, my name’s Elaine, an’ I’m here to answer your ad for actress and a models.”

Interviewer: “Why yes, come right on in ...My name‘s Ben, an I‘m the one here who’ll be doing the interview.' I'll also be the one to decide on your potential."
Looking around for who else might be present, Elaine is thinking: “well, duh ... that’s reasonable to assume, unless there’s others hiding in the closets.

“If you’ll just follow me to my office, Elaine, We’ll get started by first getting some information and conducting an interview.”
Still, inquisitively uneasy, Elaine is asking herself: “what the hell else would he have in mind to start first?”

Elaine is lead into Ben’s huge bedroom, which Ben quickly explains serves as an office, studio , and props for photography and videoing on sight.
Elaine is now becoming suspicious, as she‘s invited to be seated on one of the only places that would accommodate her comfort --- a lengthy, plush, sofa or the palatial full sized, bed.
Elaine chooses the coach, which, upon seated, her body weight sinks her unexpectedly deep into the ultra-soft fabric, where her back's pressed hard against the rear cushion, lower limbs propelled upwards, casting her dress well over her waist, opening her legs wide thus clearing the view to a perfectly formed pussy and well rounded ass.... thus giving Ben already enough of what he wanted to see without even having to ask.
I don't have to say: it's a lesser pornographer that blows his intent by figuratively swinging at an outside third strike rather than a sure free walk on balls.

So it is with Ben.


Eyes in affixed mode, salvia about to drool over his lower lip, Ben jumps the gun with his usual brilliant lines of success, starting with:
"my, my darlin’ aren’t you the pretty one.” ‘"I can see great things already in the works for you, and that's just from your start here today.”
All this as Eline struggles to straighten her disheveled dress, already with brain waves attacking her left-front cranial lobe that dictates modeling isn’t all that’s on this guy’s mind.

Ben opens the interview: “You’re 18 years old, just out of High School, and hankering to get into modeling -- and very conceivably into movies, am I right?”
"Eh, yeah," frowns Elaine, 'But Then I might need a little help in this field, cuz I haft'a say I'm new at this."
"Not to worry", assures Ben, "I'll be your momma, poppa, sister and brother", but I won't be your boyfriend and try to fuck you!
"But tell me," says Elaine, 'what’s all this photography and video equipment doing in here, don’t you have a studio, somewhere?".
“No, Sweetie, we do it all right here” Ben proudly announces.
“We?” questions Elaine.
“ Eh, well, sometimes I’ll need another cameraman to help or take over completing making the scene."

“You see, Hon, to be honest, I’ll be in some of those pics and videos, myself, and on those occasions, well, you know, I can’t effectively hold the camera and be a part of the scene too, -- that is, while I'm doing what I have to do.”
“What will you be doing” asks Elaine, as her eyes continued to scan the room.
“Uhmmm, I must tell you right off, darlin’ that there are sacrifices one must make, and some things one might not find to his or her liking to get into the entertainment world, wherein, of course, therein reap its great bounty."
Ben’s now firing on almost two cylinders, and he knows he now has to push metal-to-the-pedal, and do it quick and effectively lest his prey escape out the door.

But would you believe how he set about doing it??


“My, but you have such a beautiful face! an’ what a heavenly pair buns... Mamma-Mia!" Ben then initiates a three-finger kiss, extending it towards Elaine .. wherein Ben then playfully fakes grabbing a handful of ass.
"An’ those budding tits," ....whereupon Ben smartly, and cautiously zipped-it, lest he blow the whole game.
But not before getting off just one last round ...he assures his new student: "I think you’re in like Flint, Gal."

And having gained Eline's rapt attention as he then detours to a more convincingly professional show of reviewing ethics, moving on like the pro he might become, but, sadly, ultimately succumbs to a call ushering in a deluge of blood flow aimed at the markings of screwing the brains out of this innocent little school girl.
But, conversely, this only sets off a bold impulse to push his luck.

Ben begins to wail: "Now we have to get serious and get on with the essences of your qualifications, "Starting with you removing your blouse and bra so I can get a gander at those perky boobs? And would you drop that dress so I can get an angle take on that incredible body?”
“An’ while you’re doing that would you ....."HEY! Where’re you going? Are you leaving? 'You can’t do that, We ain’t through with the interview. 'I’m gonna make you a star! Don’t you want to get into show-business?"
Elaine turns around as she opens the front door, “If you’re looking for someone to just fuck, then may I suggest you do it to someone you really love………in other words, GO FUCK YOURSELF!”

04-07-14  09:27am - 11 days What sites have provided you with your most watched/viewed videos or pics (8 Posts) - #8
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Not being one to try out many sites, those I do usually bend to are more on the soft-core side, although find some light hardcore quite to my liking.
Solos are a big hit with me..... with the likes of "I feel myself"..
Hate those cursed toys. But I suppose they're pretty far ingrained in porn to ever throw out.
Love good teasers....esp those where dresses slowly work its way up the legs....with particularly good footage of her slightly opened thighs, before moving on up just high enough to show the white of her panty, behind which is the raised, padded mound of a beautiful pussy ... pushing tight against the silk fabric, creating a complete indentured image of what lies behind.

Pardon me guys ... got kinda carried away there.
Anyway, I found "Sexy silk and Satin" filling that bill quite well in that department.

also those sites Messmer mentioned in his post are some of my favorites.

But the main course is "Fame girls" .....a non-nude site featuring a stunning 20 yr old beauty who goes by the name of "Ella."
Followed her from her pre-teen days of modeling.... and the gal just keeps getting more and more breathtaking.

So count me leaning more to the soft stuff.

04-07-14  02:15am - 12 days Jb's Blog (53 Posts) - #62
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Blog #17 - Graymane Gets Off or, Is This a Real Story?

FYI - As many of you are aware, I had some replacement surgery on my neck done - replaced bone & disk with rods & screws - which has left me not all that interested in things as much as before. While pain is not an issue, it certainly took the starch out of my libido. Perhaps I'll find it down the road but at the moment I just don't care.


No,Jb ..... I wasn't aware you'd opted for that neck surgery. Last I heard I thought you'd pretty much put it on the back burner for awhile.
Look, Dude, if all you suffered is a blow to your libido, be dammed thankful.
I'm ecstatic you didn't come out of it with my problems.
I'm convinced, with the hack-job done on me, had my surgery shifted to the local butcher shop, and the table and surgeon meant for me in the operating room was taken up by the power of money.
As I type this, I'm still , after over a year of progressive loosening of screws, rods and wire, I'm still wearing a collar......as well as being regulated to a heavy neck apparatus (bone stimulator) worn daily for 4 hours for the rest of my life. that's only the half of it.
Its all I can do to resist gulping down my full bottle of Percocet.

04-05-14  10:09pm - 13 days PU's Poll about aliens is prompting this story of my own abduction by them (5 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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PU's Poll about aliens is prompting this story of my own abduction by them

This is a copy made from my poll entry ......
Its all about my alien experience that only my fellow PU members will be privy to ......

It all began on this one afternoon as I was driving alone down an isolated road, Most likely with thoughts of how nice it would be if the soft lips of a hot chick who, seated beside me, was bent over doing a number on the head of my "Willy."
But it was about then I sensed this weird foreboding that I wasn't alone.
Then, all of a sudden, there were some rotating lights emanating from a huge disc-shaped craft hovering above my car. I pulled over, after which I lost consciousness.

I awakened strapped down onto a padded table, and was getting a blurred vision of some weird creatures assembled around me. About then a telepathic voice uttered sounds that I interpreted as saying: "we are what you earthlings call Martians, and we're here on earth to extract cell samples from the brains of healthy sex addicts.
Then I sensed another Martian nearby, who interrupt the first one by saying: "No, Zonko, that's "pervert"...I think that's the correct and more appropriate term to use." Angrily, Zonko shot back: " How dare you, Axlerod, correct me in the presence of this mere, ignorant Homo sapien!"
this caught me off guard: I yelled out: "wait-a-minute, who're you fat-headed weirdoes calling ignorant...and watch the Homo stuff?"
I didn't stop there: .."And why's your head so big, with those funny-looking bulging eyes...and your mouth, where the hell is your mouth?"
Zonko's huge forehead immediately developed protruding blue vains (I could tell he was mad).
Just then Axlerod chimed in: "now look what you've done, Zonko! You've gone and got our specimen all excited."
"Would you shut the hell up, screamed Zonko, and let me get on with my extraction procedure"
After some more loud and heated exchanges, the two began flailing their little arms at each other in what appeared to be a fist-fight.
Immediately, the two were politely carted out of the examining room, by whom I perceived as security personnel.

Shortly thereafter, I was addressed by somebody who looked like a senior authority figure: "I'm sorry', he told me, voiced from a source that still baffled me how it was done without a mouth, .. "they're interns and competitively doing this all the time."

"Anyhow," he added, 'I've concluded your brain's too old and addled to serve as a cell donor, We want younger and healthier men who're really avid perverts."
"But I AM a pervert," I said; and a darn avid one at that."
"No, said the senior figure, 'you simply won't do,'.we're sending you back.
"But sir, I wanna know why I'm not an avid pervert," I blurted out...'Hell, man, I'm an active member of Porn Users for crying out loud."
"Odd you should mention that," he said...'Our research department have observed there's an unlimited number of perfect specimens in that outfit, and we're going after them one-by-one."
The next thing I knew, I was seated behind the wheel of my car with the motor still running.
As I pulled back onto the main road, all previous fantasies of in-car BJs had completed left Dodge ..... leaving me questioning my remaining status as to where I stand in the pervert department.

04-05-14  06:26pm - 13 days Porn goes High Tech at Cybertoads House. (15 Posts) - #10
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:



As Popeye says I am whats I Am.



Finally found a Chink In Cybertoad's Armor ......

It's not "I am what I am," Pard.
In Popeye's own unique dialect ......
"I yam what I yam."

Sorry, Pal, even the pro's slip once-an-awhile!

04-04-14  05:09pm - 14 days myporn.com - first look! (62 Posts) - #59
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


Laurel and Hardy , loved to watch those guys and Charlie Chaplin lots good stuff back then, and of course the Three Stooges.


The Stooges were a favorite of mine, too.
Believe it or not, all three of the originals did a brief promotional skit at a local theater in our town, back when I was about 15-yrs old.
I was crafty enough to find my way back stage, where I met and had my picture taken with all three.
It was one of those moments in one's lifetime that he never forgets.
Particularly in this case, because they had me in such a tight grip my sweater was slightly torn.

I still have the picture. Want me to post it?
Okay ... the bidding starts at $29.95

04-04-14  01:51am - 15 days myporn.com - first look! (62 Posts) - #56
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Do you ever sleep. partner?

Quote: ...."Here's another find mess you've gotten us into"

My wish, CT .... is that your success takes off at even greater speed than the comedy team who made the above quote a household saying.

04-04-14  01:12am - 15 days Porn goes High Tech at Cybertoads House. (15 Posts) - #6
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


Thanks GM,
As Popeye says I am whats I Am.

I will be honest at times I think I do not fit in here, as you mentioned.
What is interesting is that many fault the people who have political views like I do, and wish they would have them more like themselves. Yet I do have views like them and is why I am a member here, Conservative Porn Watchers

.

I like to think I break stereotypes, I like Porn,like my 2nd Amendment right and firearms. I like beer, like rum. And like strippers and hard bodies. I believe in a higher power. And all men/women have the right to believe what they want.
That also means I have mine and get to keep them intact.
I am not a sheep, do not go with the flow never have.
I go with what is right and what I can live with.

But all this said, I like to think I am no different then anyone else. Just a guy having fun enjoying the ladies
Am I Perfect? nope, and life is not either so her and I get along fine.

People need to stop trying to be like everyone else and learn to know its ok to be just you.

I like being the black sheep, the color matches my shoes.


I don't have to aggrandize what generally our regulars already know -- as well as the remaining lion's share of our PU members, preferably, those who manage to stay awake, that we here at Porn Users enjoy a sterling reputation, unmatched by any and all who compete in this field of porn..

Counting all the prized elements this guy lends to the team's joint effort, and his liberal time and participation on every level and tier --- from my perspective, and I suspect a sizable number of others, I would say goes sometimes beyond the call.

Adding, It's CT's entertaining mix and rare assortment of catch-phases, ranging from soup to nuts, that also get such great reception..
An it ain't hurtin' none that he injects a sprinkling
of country boy antics to keep his rural fans abreast. (threating pun ... look out)

But happily because this dude's been around the block enough times, we also get to learn first hand from the pro.

Maybe I'm repeating myself, but who cares.
I sorta see his greater prowess affixed in doing repairs on his own stuff ... esp his puter.
I mean, I've never yet heard of this guy taking stuff to a shop to get it fixed.
I gather he's also on top of local political shenanigans.

And of course, he scores high too on all the fun things he comes up with around here.
But what I want him to teach me is, how he makes greenbacks grow like fertile Kudzu. ie., business ventures.

I'll save my comments to CT's last, beautifully written piece, wherein he seems to unload things about himself for the first time.

Until I can find the words somewhere, befitting to justify the praiseworthy impact it made .... well, I'll be back.

04-03-14  06:00am - 16 days Porn goes High Tech at Cybertoads House. (15 Posts) - #4
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CT .... I continue to be astounded, at least from my view, what with your prolific, enterpernual savvy; your obvious keen perception at keeping up with industry generated overkill, all of which you seem to hold the patent at handling with such amazing aplomb.

Now comes CT's latest contribution of this helpfully new software hype -- probably not conscious of our technical and priceless edification, but another observational bonanza, the way, of which, only he's so at work /or play putting together.

I try not to miss anything new CT brings to our forum, or anything old he makes new again.

Whether it's a controversial firearms' issue, one fraught with combative forum exchanges -- or, on a gentler level, CT's fearless jump into a new business -- matters not what it is, let it be known PU has faith he'll succeed at it.

For those who might not know, CT, has a formula governing his living forever.

03-29-14  10:59pm - 20 days Why so few female members here? (37 Posts) - #38
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Eh... khan!
Would you be so kind as to make my last post #37 disappear.

It seemed to have got stuck there in my long and laborious attempt to retrieve a preceding post I had spent well over four hours composing ..... only to have it suddenly, and mysteriously just get swept away ... right off what I was doing and before my eyes.
This was particularly devastating because I had poured over numerous pages having written what I felt could've surpassed anything I've previously submitted. Edited on Mar 30, 2014, 04:36pm

03-29-14  09:46pm - 20 days Why so few female members here? (37 Posts) - #37
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Originally Posted by Wittyguy:


I saw this article yesterday that talks about the difficulty porn stars have in keeping their private lives private. Although not directly on point, I think there are definitely some overlaps as to why we don't see so many women posting here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/26/porn-stars-privacy_n_5023168.html

03-27-14  10:16pm - 22 days Why so few female members here? (37 Posts) - #35
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Originally Posted by Micha:


I read this several hours ago and didn't have the time to respond but figured, this fellow is about to be pounced upon.

YankeeBastard, what you describe here is nothing like anything I have ever experienced on this forum. Though there may be an occasional odd duck in our ranks, there is nothing but thoughtful, and respectful exchanges between them. The few times I have seen anything pressing the limits the offending posters have been dealt with politely and I seem to remember one or two have left in a huff, probably thinking this place was like the other free-for-all cluster fucks they were used to. I have read many posts here from women, which began dialogs that were respectful, informative and non-threatening. Minds met. Misinformation was resolved.It appeared the exchanges were satisfying.

Your profile states you are 18 years old. I commend you for your erudite use of your spoken tongue. I have known many that are your age and your level of articulation is unusual. Good on you mate.


Save your breath, Micha ..... everything you've just said I dare say has simply went completely over this guy's head.

I fear there's another axe to grind taking shape as we speak. And I have a gut-feeling it's sharp and honed edge will be chopping into the reputations of PU's regulars -- probably sooner than later.

03-27-14  09:26pm - 22 days What would the social consequences be if your porn habits/PU nickname ... (8 Posts) - #9
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Originally Posted by graymane:


What family, relatives, and others, esp. those who're in the sphere of my daughter's domain of knowledge already know, are all now well aware of my porn habits.
All of which narrows down to my caring less than takin' a flying fuck at a rolling donut.
For awhile, there were a handful who might still not known ..........

But, after settling down in my newly constructed, and paid for comfortable home, hoping to recover from a grossly misguided, major cervical attempt at correcting a mal-formed cervical alignment, after which what I expected from my daughter to help me deal with the aftermath, didn't fully come to pass.

What with her bequeathed home, mortgage-free and given to her ....that subsequently now adjoins mine, have now convinced me, that while I'm away, her having complete, uninterrupted one-way access ....have jumped on the opportunity to peruse every nick, corner, crevice and possible hiding place to which I could conceivably hide sex paraphernalia , have now without a scintilla of doubt been under observation.
all Of which, through her medium of broadcasting my every move, particularly involving porn, have likely now left no stone unturned upon getting out all the juicy details.


I'm not finished ......
Her current medium for obtaining accolades for "heady" stuff she knows about me, through God only knows how many "peep-holes and planted receptors, are stored about picking up every little tidbit of my private moments, and
what I'm watching on my computer, to share with the world.

How does she do that?
Of course via her favorite means of communicating with the world.....
If you haven't guessed by now ......
The answer is "FACEBOOK" .
Her every spare moment is captured by the exchange of premium, mind-blowing gossip -- nurtured by the limitless influx of ear-perked revelations liken to mine.

Roll over Beethoven, give graymane room to lie down.

03-27-14  06:59am - 23 days What would the social consequences be if your porn habits/PU nickname ... (8 Posts) - #3
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What family, relatives, and others who know me, are well aware of my porn habits.
For awhile, there were a handful who mightn't still not known ..........

But then My daughter, through my health concerns,,, exacerbated by repercussion's of a grossly misguided, major cervical attempt at correcting a mal-formed cervical alignment.

hers, whose house adjoins mine --- thereby while I'm away, consequently have examined every nick, corner, crevice and possible hiding place of which I could conceivably hide, of whom I must bring in to lessen the confusion, .....
all Of whom, through her unending broadcasting my every move, particularly involving porn, have now left no stone unturned upon getting out all the juicy details.

03-23-14  08:44pm - 26 days What is your system ? (25 Posts) - #19
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Windows 7 Home Premium
64 bit
Service pack 1

IE ... latest version
Google search ......(that is when I can keep other browsers out)
Firefox (secondary)


If I had my druthers .....I then would druther have my Old Vista back .

Administers (I suspect) are now unknown hackers, who've moved themselves in and moved me out.
Far as I can gather, I've been reduced to just a user.

03-19-14  06:57am - 31 days Chapter one: The calm before the storm. And this is not about the weather (25 Posts) - #22
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


I was unsure how to even respond, so sat back and kinda sucked it all in.

You know GM, at 20, I figured if I made 40 anything after was gravy. I am 51 now and each day I awake, and am grateful for it. Not going all religious on you. But I had a talk with my son one time over just such a topic and he was asking of me, what if there is not God will I cease to exist?

We fear finality, well I told him. It matters not what or whom you believe as you will exist in some way some where some how. We all came from some matter, and when we leave we will become that matter again. I like to think of life as water, it can evaporate and disappear, but has it really ?
Or has it moved on to another way of existence.

I saw in your letter a sort of a goodbye ( maybe).
I say to you my friend no matter where you are going
you will be there .
Not talking reincarnation, it seems we all transform some how.
I think we focus too much on the ending of life as it winds down. I try and realize I will regardless of belief exist some how some where. When my ashes are spread or I am buried in time I will become part of something else.
I find peace in this my friend. I hope it helps you find your peace as well.


CB, my good friend .....
The sun would never set right without your priceless replies to what I throw out there. ....
Adorned representing a green smiling frog, symbolizing a unique personality of a man who's been around the pond a few times and hopped enough lily-pads to take care of himself ........... plus possessing surpassed market skills and a proclivity to simply make things work.

From day one ..... Ever Since I've had the unwavering good fortune to join others tapping into the fruits of CT's unique talents via his entries to the forum; unorthodox occasionally to some, but for CT, presumingly with the ease of slicing a banana.
The fun things CT brings to this forum, I often have to clear my lens, step back, and focus all over again for a double dip of the things smiles and chuckles are made of.

Its no wonder CT isn't shy dotting so many lovable quips with lol. Hey! Hey! Can't chance those scarce gems held back or flying over our heads.

Oh sure, grammatically CT might leave a participle dangling occasionally, or oftentimes still a verb in transit, or whom'ed when it should be who'ed ,
Maybe go so far as to unlawfully end a sentence with a preposition.
Screw the English pundits! I wouldn't trade one Cybertoad classroom-window-watcher for fifty seasoned nose-in-cloud know-it-alls.

Today was a beautiful sunset!

BTW, CT ...... its late and time isn't on my side ....its 5:00am in the morning and I've yet to get the first wink.

But please, for a truly rewarding read, be on the lookout, (assuming I'm not pushing up daises) for my next post.

I can promise not only you, but all who read this, coming away with thought-provoking revelations on death.

Subsequently, Fear of dying ain't even in the equation, nor what they do with my body. My major and only concern right now about passing, is that nobody I know, esp. my only 50+yr. old daughter (whose first and only home she's ever owned, was erroneously bequeathed to her, and one of the same I later spent $85,000 to add a 600 sq. foot apartment-suite onto which she vowed was solely destined to provide living quarters for me hereafter for as long as I lived., along with whatever care I'd need to go with it;
but, not surprisingly, the climate changed in short order by them deciding it only fair that I jack up the $200 I was giving each month to help support her kid's college education, and to keep she and her hen-pecked hubby in a lifestyle befitting the Jones.
Meanwhile, with the help of my past cervical operation-debacle finding new ways to scare hell outta me, During which (my) rise, drop, deepening, and the reversibly stabilizing, and again joining the ride weaving in and out of balance, leaving me on edge dealing with what can or cannot threaten the worse.
Its about time for some good news, ushering you guys through all that.

And as I set looking out at my computer screen. about to rise and fix some breakfast before hitting the sack, I can happily say, at this moment, I'm absolutely pain free.

Good-night and good morning.

03-17-14  05:43am - 33 days Chapter one: The calm before the storm. And this is not about the weather (25 Posts) - #20
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Originally Posted by Rick:


There is a lot beauty contained within this thread. The keen observers of beautiful creatures have become the creators with their choice of words. Graymane, that takes a lot of guts to share your story. Your language is already artistic in their own way, but this one taps into the greater human emotions that are sometimes hidden beneath the surface for too long. I know what you guys mean when hands are raised at the talk of change. The type of characters that make up the soul of this community are quite remarkable.

Graymane, I hope you continue to fight for the simple pleasures. Hope to see you around for much much longer.


You've made my day, Rick. To be the object of such an eloquently mastered mix of poignant sentiment, that only you're pointedly capable of making shine through the thickest, and darkest of any cloud hanging over a wounded condition, I have to say I'm completely touched and honored that I'm the happy recipient.

03-17-14  05:16am - 33 days Chapter one: The calm before the storm. And this is not about the weather (25 Posts) - #19
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Originally Posted by Capn:


Well, G, that is sheer iron will & gritty determination you are showing there.

Your body may have more than its fair share of problems, but it seems your spirit is undaunted & resolute.

The power of the mind can do impressive things so try to stay positive, my friend!

Cap'n.


Really an honorably fine choice of words, my friend.
Many thanks.
adding to sentiments I've already conveyed, that certainly includes you, you gotta know, capn, my regard for anything that comes my way from you can't be too positively measured .

03-17-14  04:55am - 33 days Chapter one: The calm before the storm. And this is not about the weather (25 Posts) - #18
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Originally Posted by messmer:


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I'm with you in spirit, brother .. just wish I could somehow help. I hope your day today is reasonably tolerable.

Warmest regards,

m.

Not surprisingly, my good friend, I've sorely missed you being around. Amid my woes, you're a highly medicinal breath of fresh air.
Hope all is well, and especially so with warm wishes aimed at your adorable LADY.

And thanks for the kind words. I relish with great good fortune to be worthy in spirit with such a marvelous fellow brethren.

03-14-14  09:51pm - 35 days Chapter one: The calm before the storm. And this is not about the weather (25 Posts) - #14
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Originally Posted by jook:


. You are a role model and through your words, have a unique way of expressing what it's like to get old(er). Long live GM. Thank you.



I'm going to confess to you, jook , something I never remember having done upon reading anybody's written word. Although I'm sure it's happened somewhere down the line, among other things it could likely have been blocked out from the effect of massive brain cell evacuation .... in lieu of their taking no chances, what with knowing first hand what it would be like being trapped in a skull, and going down with me when my body assumes room temperature.

whether it be in book form, or lovely scripted and touchingly versed cards from those who were close; this calling of which I speak, I can say with a tad of manly pride has completely eluded me ........

UNTIL ....

I got less than halfway through your post.


And lemme tell you something you need to grasp:
Never sell yourself short as it has to do with writing skills.
Because it was this, your post, to which I'm responding, that gave me new and a profound appreciation of the term "beautiful."
And you magnified this term in such a strong and benevolent fashion, that you singlehandedly released that AWOL emotion that's been absent for so very long.

I completely broke down in tears.

And they never stopped flowing until I tore myself away from this writing. at four o'clock in the morning.







the absolute epitome of a mind-boggling analogy of the very essence of the term "BEAUTIFUL"

03-14-14  07:37pm - 35 days Chapter one: The calm before the storm. And this is not about the weather (25 Posts) - #13
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Originally Posted by Khan:


Words seem hollow in the face of what you're putting up with on a day-to-day basis but know that you are well thought of here.

Here's wishing you feel as good as possible given your situation.


I'd like to think, chief, all those times I've wildly gone over the top here at PU, with all those posted mishmash of indecipherable loose chatter and foot-stumping rants .... of which had to have bruised a few toes, and certainly raised eyebrows from those whose unpopular niche is being so brutally and wantonly attacked by my overwrought zeal to associate such attachments with nut-cases -- that I'm excused by my unwelcome actions and could later (in my mind) justifiably blame it all on being fraught with all this stubborn pain, as well as every kind of breakdown in functional body parts one could imagine.

One of my doctors told me, after one of really more back scans that anyone would be comfortable with, that he could best describe the entire structural picture inside my back as looking like a roadmap of entrenched arthritic embedment.

I could dwell on that menace taking up two more pages of dialogue .....but I think as of now it would be a slight overkill.

Thanks for your kind thoughts, chief. It is this kind leadership, and a whole lot more, that's won you our overwhelming respect and gratitude, and from all who're sheltered under the wings of this great site, and, of course, those who know deep in their hearts the supreme joy and good fortune to be on your team.

This stuff I'm dealing with, Khan, actually dogs me to the extent, and fear, things will get intolerably worse, that I keep the suicide hot-line number to the VA (Veteran Administration) always at my bedside.
Please don't call-up our local Looney squad to come fetch me, sir ....I'm really too big a coward to go that far.

03-14-14  11:40am - 35 days Chapter one: The calm before the storm. And this is not about the weather (25 Posts) - #10
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


GM, I do not know how to put "comfort" into words. Just know that am very aware of what you're going through and have very strong feelings about the subject. Really wish there was more...

Love ya dude, no shit!


And to you Jb, believe it when I say, and I'd venture you probably don't know or will admit it, but your presence here, in addition to being an Incalculable asset to our forum, a proven possessor of a very sharp mind, and last but certainly not least, a unique and versatile gift of perception that lightens the room every time your penmanship is displayed.
Subsequently, you might be interested to know, particularly in my book, more than being head and shoulders above your contemporaries, you, my friend, are right up there soaring majestically with eagles.

Hence, you play a big part in why here I feel so passionately connected , and the real fact is, it's more home to me than any I've dwelled at in years.
The icing on the cake is this fond camaraderie that's formed, and so keenly developed that I'm enjoying with you around.

Now put that in your pipe and smoke it!

03-14-14  09:50am - 35 days Chapter one: The calm before the storm. And this is not about the weather (25 Posts) - #8
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Thanks, Pat
Thanks, Turbo
Thanks, Slutty ......

I wanna say, that to the far reaches of my ability to express fully my appreciation for your support, you three have went the distance ....priceless tokens that assuredly will not be forgotten.

For the want of more to say to amplify that gratitude, at the risk of waxing maudlin I'll just throw in a befitting quote:

"At times our own light goes out and is rekindled by a spark from another person. Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flame within us.”

― Albert Schweitzer

the above also goes full-hilt to all those who follow with whatever positive sentiments they wish to convey.

Admittedly, your kind words surpasses all the products of healing I could expect from the medical community. But allow me to reiterate that however it goes, I would ask that the sympathy stay trimmed to a minimum lest it becomes a dependency.

03-13-14  04:39pm - 36 days no porn here (7 Posts) - #5
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Great stuff, micha .....
Nothing I've seen lately in porn even comes close.

But it would'a been nice if that lovely lady swaying to the rhythm, inside the ring of people and to the right of the players. (the one with the great tits and gad-awesome buns) would've broke loose with a seductive strip movin' to that incredible sound.

03-13-14  03:03pm - 36 days Chapter one: The calm before the storm. And this is not about the weather (25 Posts) - #3
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Originally Posted by Wittyguy:


Wow. Sorry to hear that things are sliding to the "not so good" side for you (understatement of the moment). I generally don't like to hear about ambivalence from people in medically troubling situations because that indicates a lack of hope / lack of positive attitude which is probably the best medicine out there but I'm not going to badger you about that since I'm not in your position. In any event, I hope to see your postings for a long time to come ... besides, think of all of the porn updates you'd be missing.


Thanks witty .....
The fact is it could go the other way, and I'd end up like my old man and live into my 90's.
But you know what? I honestly don't want to reach that age.
Ernest Hemingway blew his brains out because he couldn't bear the[pain he was suffering any longer. Well, lemme tell you, if his pain was anywhere near mine, I dammed well don't blame the guy.
Yesterday, I was in the operating room of a noted Pain management specialist. Even he was awestruck after viewing my back x-rays. Dammed, my primary physician literally turned pail when she saw them. Wouldn't even discuss it with me. She gave me a shot in my shoulder, which was then so bad I couldn't hold up a bottle of milk. That was months ago. Today you may be interested to know I still can't do it. Not even lift it far enough to put in my cup of coffee.

Everything anymore is done with my left arm. As a kid playing baseball, it was nothing for me to belt a pitch over a 350' wall. Now a bat held in my right hand, simply rolls off my fingers onto the ground.
If all this wasn't bad enough, the major cervical fusion done on my neck back in Feb. of 2013, has lead to complications that's prompted talk that the proceedure needs redoing because the hardware is coming away from the bone. Only this time the surgery will involve removing even more blocks from my spine, thus making no promises it'll even work, but I am informed the recovery would far surpass that of my first.
Meaning I'm wearing a heavy neck-collar probably for the rest of my life.
You see, witty ....all my current problems stems from negligence so egregious that no doctor wants to butt in.
Why?
Because all the doctors who gave me the go-ahead failed to check the one most important flaw in the ointment....
Nobody checked my bone mass! which is now known to be so low that it's inconceivable anybody should even think of going in anywhere where bone is involved.
BTW......its now discovered I have, and indeed had, even during my cervical procedure, a full-blown case of osteoporosis .... about the worse thing that could befall a person in my shape.

How I fucked up my back so bad is beyond me. I played a lot of contact sports in my youth, but never recall having blows to the back that would warrant this kind of wrath.


PS .....
I was given a powerful epidermal and given deep tissue injections yesterday by the Specialist to help attack my back pain. Although for now he's only scratched the surface.
But this morning was the first time I could roll myself off the bed. There was intense pain, sure .....but nothing like its been for the last two months. Edited on Mar 14, 2014, 10:19pm

03-13-14  11:57am - 36 days Chapter one: The calm before the storm. And this is not about the weather (25 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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Chapter one: The calm before the storm. And this is not about the weather

(Note this thread has been carefully edited on behalf of all the wonderful replies from wonderful people who've responded in such wonderful ways to this message.
It's my attempt at omitting dialogue I later felt was just plain too corny, trite, and superfluously unworthy of their generous effort wasting their good time figuring it out.)



With much of my pastime anymore taken up with doctors, as patient to my ongoing health issues, I'll start with my Primary care physician, whose liberal pulchritudinous assets makes me always focus on where her ass.is.at.
Do I get a lol on that?

Going down the line adding The Neurosurgeon who carved up my neck-bone like a Samurai warrior would an adversarial enemy.
Without laborious detail on a fleet of other doctors specializing in different maladies that are ebbing away my faculties in various stages of decline, all of whom always have you parked in a waiting room, in one of maybe ten other similar adjoining examining rooms, which are also stocked with optimistic awaiting patients who're expecting to be seen any minute by the doctor. That's because nurses, upon employment, are ceremonially sworn to say whatever it takes to make the patient believe anything.
Frequently, I'm overhearing the doctor's flirtatious chatter directed at his all-female staff -- precipitating naturally -- suspicious thoughts (as would be for any devoted pervert) creating in graymane's depraved mind maybe some hanky-panky taking place after-hours, with each and all those snapping pussies -- clits erect, joined by erotic sensations and hot-spots waiting for the chance to show her stuff to the guy paying her salary.

Finally, my doctors will always finds their way to my room, usually always with that look of urgency -- because it appears they're always running late to get to their next patient; and, presumeably, with thoughts running through his mind to later sooth his aching testes by tearing into his office-receptionist's panties before the sun goes down.

After speed-reading my purpose for the prevailing visit to his operational medical assistant, (a title she likely gleaned from leading forays of energetic bang-a-roos partaken in one of those side-by-side bordello-styled examining rooms, she gets to work doing what one would expect the doctor to do..... pulling everything under the sun outta me relating to my purpose for being there.
During which she's pecking away on the computer with data for the doctor's viewing.
Anyway, right off, she's all over me with probing gadgets to test my vital signs, all the while quizzing me and taking notes for the doc.
The time finally comes for my doctor's harried visit. And sure enough, he breezes in, confers briefly with his nurse, all the while his eyes focused downward to the peaks and valleys of her generous hooters.
Meanwhile, I'm thinkin' how cool it would be while he's occupied with nature's two unchallenged wonders seemingly trying to escape out of a bra that's unwillin' to budge, to dredge up PU's website on the idle computer for his viewing pleasure ..... I mean, those guys need a diversion occasionally wouldn't you agree?

Once broken away from his tat-ta-ta with his assistant, he then takes a fleeting look at my records on his computer screen, says a few words to the effect that by my following his brief dissertation of wellness, that I'll assuredly be back in six months for my next fly-by.
before departing with his painted smile, he instructs me to check in out front, while magically vanishing out the door with only the sight of the blur of a disappearing white frock.

On a different note ........

All banter aside, this thread is really the first declaration of what I feel is a slow slide and deepening decline in my health, as well as telling signs prompting that part of the brain that signals clues to one's thinking of a near departure from this earthly plane -- perhaps of it being sooner than later.

Why would I think that?

Saddled with my sleeping hours having to wear a mask attached over my none and mouth connected to a CPAP machine to pump life-giving, high-volume air to keep open a vital throat aperture, which otherwise would close during sleep and block completely all breathing to my lungs.
The CPAP is my only insurance to breathing while asleep.

A nebulizer, another mechanical device vaporizing steroid fluids into Inhalants to clear my lungs, have to be used twice a day. More discomforting airway helpers Chewing up another hour on every treatment.
A heavy thing that has to be strapped around my neck four hours a day which somehow ironizes waves of a sort that's supposed to strengthen bones.
One would think a man who never smoked a day in his life would never be bothered with faulty lungs. Well, here￿s a man who, in his youth, ran marathons...... go figure.

Twelve pills, some of which comes with noted side-effects that go down daily for other sundry ailments, to which I allude to being something badgering my chances for staying alive; although completely necessary despite the danger.

I'm dogged with Two major blood-clots brought on by half-ass surgeries that's left my legs almost worthless.
Those (clots) although fortunately dormant at the moment, are still life-threating Just waiting for another surgery accidentally tapping an artery to exacerbate another deadly clot. That could almost assuredly cause episodes producing death since many ever survived three of these freighting developments.

Massive deep-tissue injections are likely on tap to quill the never-ending pain from multiple bulging disk-cushions oozing from their spinal positions.
The steroidal injections used for that will normally reach a level of threat to producing cancerous cells developing in the region. How lucky can I get?

All this is to say I'm having ambivalent feelings about how long I might be around. Adding that you guys might wanna be on the lookout should my activity in the forum suddenly stops, you can bet the farm my breathing has too.
And please, this is not ...I SAY NOT, a ploy to elicit any overblown sympathy. Well wishes are quite enough and fully appreciated.

Later there'll be a Chapter 2 of this thread, amounting to a comprehensive take on my history associated with Porn Users, of which I additionally plan going to great effort personalizing my feeling on each of our remaining regulars. Edited on Mar 17, 2014, 04:12am

03-09-14  06:41pm - 40 days 1960's soft core films (13 Posts) - #14
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Originally Posted by biker:


^It is strange how life was good in the early years of my childhood and how drastically it changed as alcohol took over my family. A person I loved and cared about became a person that filled me with hate.

As most children of alcoholics, I became one myself, but realized my condition and joined AA in 1987. It saved my life. After two weeks in rehab, the counselor sent me upstairs for therapy. Besides alcoholism I have chronic depression and I'm bi-polar. Can't imagine how I survived all that. My chances were very slim.

Now we have stolen this thread, but you were open about your life and I wanted to let you know you weren't alone.


I really appreciate your sharing that with the forum, biker .... and especially with me personally.
Looks like we both got stuck with, and forced to live with gad-awful fathers. Mine, a slobbering mad-dog, left me eternally shell-shocked and your's with you addicted to the bottle.
If it'll make you feel better, reading between your lines you assuredly appear to have came out of it all pretty well-off.
And even if the thread is necessarily stolen, it's repercussion should certainly make those readers who've had the good fortune of growing up with normal and/or loving parents, feel handily blessed, as well as supremely lucky.

03-09-14  05:50pm - 40 days Aroused (1 Posts) - #2
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Thanks a bunch, Micha. This ought to be premium viewing for anybody that's been into porn for any length of time.
I know I'd love to see the show, and I'm going to make every effort to tune into it here on the East Coast.

03-06-14  05:38pm - 43 days Still No 'Female Viagra"? (7 Posts) - #6
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You think lacing their drinks daily with the right mix of testosterone could do the trick?

That is, of course, if you aren't too bothered with your lady sporting facial hair.

03-06-14  12:56am - 44 days More Random Levity (51 Posts) - #31
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Graymane, that makes Rod Serling's introduction on that show all the more meaningful: "There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination."

I think this is a pretty good description of how I feel every time I just think I have figured a woman out.


Great stuff, Turbo! Keepin' it in my favorites.
You do 'ol Rod PROUD ......
Wherever he is in yonder-land, I'm sure he and his fellow writers of the bizarre are toasting you with vessels held high!

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You guys are just too much!

I can hear Milton Berle all the way from tinsel-town !!!!

"Where were those guys when I needed them"????

03-04-14  05:15pm - 45 days More Random Levity (51 Posts) - #25
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My worth, regarding all zones pertaining to women, could more appropriately be called:

"The twilight Zone"

02-26-14  05:08pm - 51 days More Random Levity (51 Posts) - #14
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Does it count if they're both at chin-level and lowered to just above the navel?

Limited Thumbnails available for potential subscribers.

Full screen comes in HD.

We take MasterCard, Visa, and American Express.

02-25-14  09:02pm - 52 days Are the use of condoms in sex scenes a turn-off? (40 Posts) - #36
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A practical and more positive approach for making all this mess go away is simply to find a cure for Aids.
A thoughtful move in that direction would be on the part of the porn industry to unleash some of the obscene profits they're wresting from you and me and pour a sizable share of it into really serious research to kick HIV ass.

02-22-14  07:14pm - 55 days More Random Levity (51 Posts) - #5
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And here all this time I thought I've been "preaching to the choir."

Now, if only we can explain what this weird object is, and more importantly what its saying to the world marketers of porn , then maybe these internet boneheads will get the message! ....you think?


Naaaah ....may as well ask Mother Nature for half-hour organisms.

02-19-14  09:26pm - 58 days 1960's soft core films (13 Posts) - #11
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Originally Posted by biker:


^ My father was an alcoholic and became very verbally
abusive as his condition reach its height.

He would study the bible just to argue with his mother, He could care less about religion, he just wanted to argue.

He lived to 58 years old.
My mother never wanted to hear the word "fuck" again after he left us.
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your family.


Oh yeah! My father, who lived to age 93, was also one of those pseudo-Christian family dictators .... who banned everything from our home that would divert anybody's thinking from his brainwashed philosophy as to the only way to get to heaven.
One's gotta understand this breed of simple-mindlessness, under the guise of religion, collectively go overboard espousing their concept of Bible verse and scripture.
For example, because the scripture says "spare not the rod,"
guys like my father, who gorge themselves on the words from self-proclaimed "God's servants" (Bible-thumpers) who, behind their pulpits interprets the bible their way.
Consequently, that gives my self-chosen, mentally crippled, biological-only daddy reasons to lean on me that much harder with a heavy hand.
Visitors to our home made their way around as if in an unstable china shop.
On one of unending like-minded occasions, he put his foot through our TV because my visiting cousin was playing music that smacked of worldliness.
All who ventured within, had to do it his way or it was the highway.
Gossip abounded from my mom's side of the family, who's eleven brothers and sisters grew up under the harsh, hardworking conditions of sharecropping -- all of whom labored to later share in the supreme pride as grown adults, by their wits had made their way up the ladder to the American dream.
Mom was the first to escape those hardships by graduating to life in the city -- but unfortunately her horrible price for that was having to marry my father to get there.

02-19-14  06:25pm - 58 days Italian Friends on the Bus (153 Posts) - #153
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Bartender sets down another drink ordered by a sad looking customer seated at the end of the bar.
"Anything you wanna talk about, sir? Got something you wanna get off your chest?' ...."I got a good ear, and known for soothing my customers' worries", assured the bartender.

"Well, yes. now that you've asked, there is something bothering me", answered the customer.
Downing almost half his drink, the customer begins by telling the bartender that he'd just lost his wife.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, sir" ... I do hope she passed peacefully.
"I don't know", said the customer. The coroner established she died from eating poison mushrooms. "but", continued the customer as he lifted his glass ... then added that all was Okay, because he'd married again.
"Oh, I'm so happy for you!' smiled the bartender. I certainly hope things are going well for the both of you."
"Not really, my friend. She also passed away rather suddenly after eating poison mushrooms."
"My God! again. How awful", cried out a listener who'd joined in trying to comfort this unfortunate soul. You poor man, how miserable you must be from all that!"

"needn't despair, gentlemen! not long afterwards I met another lovely lady and married again."
After the jubilant applause ended by those who were within earshot, one piped up and declared a free drink was in order.

Taking in all this attention, the object of this confab spoke out: "Whoa, fellows! Before expressing so much glee over all this, I think I should tell you she too recently died.
Over the aftermath of dead silence, the Bartender broke in with "what? how? again with the poison mushrooms?
"No, responded the late husband ..... "this time it was from a broken neck."
Before the small gathering could get their wits together persuing the bartender's unexpected question, the queried customer paid the bartender, slid from the barstool, and as he was walking to the door, mumbled under his breath "glad that dammed nosy bartender never had the chance to ask me how she broke her neck. Hate to have told all those guys it was broken as a result of me physically forcing her to eat poison mushrooms."

02-18-14  02:49pm - 59 days 1960's soft core films (13 Posts) - #9
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Originally Posted by Khan:


errr ... not to put too fine a point on it but 13 of those 80 years were in the in the twenty-first century. That leaves 67 years you lived in the twentieth century. As best I can tell, you lived zero years in the 19th century ... which I'm guessing is what prompted RB's remark.

But I think we'll all agree that you've lived through all of the 1960's .. which is the period jasta asked about.


Maybe I can blame these memory lapses, as well as other off-the-wall, nonsensical, and admittedly sometimes butchered threads and posts (that are currently becoming all too frequent), on all those hard blows to the head I took from my father's unrestrained, whaling fists, and full-force kicks to my body once I hit the floor .... while routinely in one of his sudden, destructive rages .....the latter never slowing.... scarring physically and mentally throughout my formative years as a child growing up.
I did a thread on the harsh conditions I lived under in those times earlier last year .......
Or was it shortly after I was discharged from the army?

02-18-14  06:51am - 60 days 1960's soft core films (13 Posts) - #5
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


Most of the 19th century? That would make you somewhere around 200 years old! What's your secret?


1 century = 100 years or 1,200 months or 36,525 days. ... 1000 very simple multiply 100 (that's how many years are in a century) multiply that by 10.

Graymane : Born 1933......
Current year is 2014. that's 20 years shy of 100.
Last I checked, I turned 80 Oct. of last year.
That rounds out to be at 80% representing the greater part of the 19th century.
I believe 100 years is still regarded as a century.
Do the math, RB!

02-17-14  09:44pm - 60 days 1960's soft core films (13 Posts) - #2
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Can you be more specific, jasta?
My having been around most of the 19th century, I can relate to shortly after when "talkies" were introduced to movie-making.
Really livin' for me as a lad growing up was hightailing it up to the local movie-house and paying my nickel for a ticket, and strolling down the darken ales to the front row seats.
Women on the big screen in those days even looked good with their clothes on. But even then I wanted to see what's underneath.
Ever Since I was kicking the slats out of my cradle as my defiance for rather being in the lap of one of the few lovely damsels living with us, who fortunately couldn't keep their hands off me, the ambers of lust never quenched smoldering.
From pubescence on down the line,, I was always eyeball deep in anything that smacked of erotica.
Girly mags and movin' pictures dominated all but my scholastic endeavors ( which gratefully supplied me with enduring imagery of my shapely teachers entertain me at bedtime.
I've since studiously followed erotica in pursuit of every form that can be viewed ... particularly in motion adaptation.
I then can say with a respectable degree of authority that I know a thing or two about the transition in movies from the squeaky-clean do's and don'ts behavior, to the latter down'an'dirty.

Sorry, guys .....forgive me for straying off topic.
I tend to wax sentimental when the subject touches on the life an' times of movie-making.... usually followed by unrestrained, run-off-at-the-mouth personal commentary.

Anyway, lasta, addressing your inquiry:
Are you talking about soft core, as a term introduced in the era of mid-century film making, wherein the goody-two-shoes of film-govern-propriety had to succumb to the notion that others, with differing interest of script and content of what they pay for, also occupied the same outlay of real state as do they.
It was then a sudden relaxing of prurient overkill, effecting film content of that day ...(gulp) to actually advance to allowing scenes depicting simulated sex.

It all went uphill from there. Or, how one looks at it, fallen to the depravity of the Internet.

But really, jasta, the easier answer to your quest lies with the simple effort of keying in "Mr. Google."

Good luck. Edited on Feb 17, 2014, 11:35pm

02-16-14  01:54pm - 61 days Condom Use in Jynx Maze February Scene on Brazzers (25 Posts) - #23
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Originally Posted by MrLewdy:

Now, like I said before, it's a taste, a preference and I can't ignore the condom in a scene. It's there and it annoys me somehow no matter what.


Gotta give you an "amen" on that one, Mr.Lewdy ....
even at the painful expense of a rebuttal touching the view of an esteemed-Porn User-favorite ...... Pat362 Edited by Staff on Feb 16, 2014, 02:48pm (Khan: fixed quoteback)

02-16-14  01:48pm - 61 days Condom Use in Jynx Maze February Scene on Brazzers (25 Posts) - #22
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Originally Posted by MrLewdy:




It's like kissing a girl with a saran wrap between both of your mouths.



Then there's the phase: "like taking a shower in one's raincoat" ...... Edited on Feb 16, 2014, 01:52pm

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