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07-24-14  10:57am - 3 days Italian Friends on the Bus (155 Posts) - #158
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Two priests decided to go on a Hawaiian vacation.

They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing
anything that would identify them.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some
really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc ...

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and
the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came
walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good
Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and
addressing each of them individually, then she passed on
by .They were both stunned. How in the world did she
know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to
the store and bought even more outrageous outfits ..

These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw
them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs
to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde,
wearing a different coloured topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came
walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, and said

Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk
away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a
minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?'

'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do
you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' She replied,

Father, it's me, --- Sister Kathleen ... '

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07-23-14  10:44am - 4 days Is Porn Losing Its sparkle or Do You Think Its Great These Days (32 Posts) - #30
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Your opinion on this very much depends on your personal preferences.

With the progress of technology, digital video is increasingly the predominant medium focussed upon, & undoubtedly it has come on in leaps & bounds.
Regardless of this, it still really doesn't float my boat, so vast swathes of what is available wasn't,isn't & probably never will be on my radar.

Whilst there are still some sites providing decent photoset material, most appear to see it as an adjunct to the video & it doesn't get anywhere near the amount of care, time & attention in preparation it used to receive.

I do still run one subscription, but that is way down on the average of 4 at a time I used to subscribe to in my 'golden era' of porn, which was 5 - 10 years ago.

Suffice to say, I get plenty of pleasure from my extensive archive that I built up during that time.

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07-22-14  03:18pm - 5 days New MYPORN.COM landing page! Launch date now Q2 2015. (23 Posts) - #23
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Nothing there for me then.

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07-20-14  08:16am - 7 days New MYPORN.COM landing page! Launch date now Q2 2015. (23 Posts) - #12
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It looks like there is nothing there for photo folk.

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05-11-14  10:02am - 77 days So I got into bricklaying to make more money to spend on the ladies. (11 Posts) - #10
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Gerard Hoffnung.

Pure class.

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04-28-14  10:29pm - 90 days Do people who like Cuckolds also enjoy Trannys? (10 Posts) - #4
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No idea.

Neither appeal to me.

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04-05-14  02:50pm - 113 days What sites have provided you with your most watched/viewed videos or pics (8 Posts) - #4
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Mainly it was the ATK Natural & Hairy before it went Bizarre & Hairy & doubled its entry fee!

Also noteworthy mentions to the other ATK sites & Karups.

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03-30-14  10:35pm - 119 days How Old Is This Stuff? (8 Posts) - #5
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Yes, it may be a problem for vid fans.

Seldom an issue for us photo phreaks.

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03-21-14  11:33pm - 127 days What is your system ? (25 Posts) - #3
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1 Windows 7
2 Slimbrowser (IE9 based )
3 No
4 No

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03-16-14  04:11pm - 133 days Striptease - A Poorly Catered for Niche. (260 Posts) - #274
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Me too, my friend.

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03-16-14  04:09pm - 133 days Chapter one: The calm before the storm. And this is not about the weather (25 Posts) - #16
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Well, G, that is sheer iron will & gritty determination you are showing there.

Your body may have more than its fair share of problems, but it seems your spirit is undaunted & resolute.

The power of the mind can do impressive things so try to stay positive, my friend!

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03-14-14  03:29pm - 135 days Italian Friends on the Bus (155 Posts) - #157
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A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but
halfway through the semester he has squandered all of his money.

He calls home.

'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is
developing...they actually have a program here in Brisbane that will teach
our dog Ol' Blue how to talk.'

'That's amazing!' his Dad says. 'How do I get Ol' Blue in that
program?'

'Just send him down here with $2,000,' the young jackaroo says, 'I'll
get him in the course.'

So his father sends the dog and $2,000.

About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out.
The boy calls home.
'So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?' his father wants to know.
'Awesome! Dad, he's talking up a storm... But you just won't believe
this. They've had such good results with talking, they've begun to teach the
animals how to read.'

'Read?' exclaims his father. 'No kidding! How do we get Ol' Blue in
that program?'

'Just send $4,500. I'll get him in the class.'

The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of
the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read.

So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his
father is all excited.

'Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to talk with him, and see him
read something!'

'Dad,' the boy says, 'I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back
in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal. Then he suddenly turned to
me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still bonking that little redhead barmaid
at the pub?''

The father groans and whispers, 'I hope you shot that bastard before
he talks to your Mother!'

'I sure did, Dad!'

'That's my boy!'

The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.

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03-05-14  02:54pm - 144 days Italian Friends on the Bus (155 Posts) - #156
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The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened Paddy" she asks anxiously.

"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found ? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"

"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation .....

She never got your E-mail!"

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02-09-14  03:54am - 168 days Collector types (12 Posts) - #2
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Definitely niche for me.

Anything taking the lady concerned from fully clothed to naked.

Collection organisation is based per site (source) & then model name.

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02-09-14  03:52am - 168 days A Modest Proposal (16 Posts) - #8
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Originally Posted by messmer:


^Pat's version wins, hands down!


Agreed.

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02-08-14  07:32am - 169 days A Modest Proposal (16 Posts) - #2
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Was it just me, or did I see a theme developing there?

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01-30-14  09:09am - 178 days Italian Friends on the Bus (155 Posts) - #145
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I got into a lift this morning, followed by a rather attractive blonde girl with a large bust.

She said, "Would you press 1?"



I don't remember much else...



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01-28-14  10:39pm - 179 days Thoroughly disgusted! (17 Posts) - #13
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This is such an old problem.

You would think it would be in an ISP's own interests to limit spam from a system loading issue, if not from a business perspective.

They know where the spam is coming from.

Why do they not fine or ban them?

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01-26-14  10:41pm - 181 days Webmasters want to know! (65 Posts) - #66
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Originally Posted by Simarimas:



How do you find most of your porn sites? Is it from a review on PU? Is it from an advertisement you see on another site? Word of mouth? Web search?

Thanks again for the great input and information.


With the exception of word of mouth, all of the above.

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01-26-14  10:39pm - 181 days Webmasters want to know! (65 Posts) - #65
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Originally Posted by messmer:


As usual, I'm with you, Cap'n!

BTW, Idiosyncratic, I know, but I really enjoy pictures where the model is standing, full frontal going from fully dressed to fully nude.


Yes, I like that too.

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01-21-14  03:59pm - 187 days The Way You Get Internet Porn is About to Change (37 Posts) - #32
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As you say it is a complex issue.

The Internet is world wide phenomenon & each country can only impose laws in & on its own jurisdiction.
Whilst it may impact what their compatriots can produce or perhaps even legally view or download, it cannot & never should have a direct global impact unless there is international democratic agreement.
That is never likely to happen.

It is easy to lose sight of that.

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01-21-14  03:39pm - 187 days New faces? (35 Posts) - #30
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Yes, I am sure narcissism is an element.
That said, it could be argued that it bolsters confidence & self esteem.
I am not saying it is right, just showing the other side of the coin.

Personally, I am of the opinion that everything has to be balanced, ying & yang & all that.

Moderation is the key to well being & contentment, not always shooting for the extremes & the unattainable.

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01-18-14  06:06am - 190 days Is it just me .... (17 Posts) - #5
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I think it is more a case of you pick what you consider to be 'best' at the time.

Further down the road, your perceptions may have changed & / or the current crop of models may be more or less appealing than an earlier favourite.

Personally, I like variety.
If I get jaded with any particular model, I just look at a totally different model type & I find that keeps my outlook balanced & less critical.

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01-17-14  05:33am - 191 days I hate that progression .... (11 Posts) - #5
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I am still of the same opinion I was when you last posted on this issue.

I do appreciate you may find it difficult or impossible, but personally, I have no issue in focussing solely on the work at hand.
It is how well the model performs in the current photoset / video that concerns me.
What she does before or after is of no consequence for me &
I would not let it destroy my enjoyment of her.

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01-12-14  10:34pm - 195 days What's the right amount of "free"? (34 Posts) - #23
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Gotta say I disagree with that.

I can't count the number of sites that looked interesting in a small preview, but then consistently failed to deliver the pay off.



If I am going to take a subscription, I need to know the pay off is there.

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01-12-14  12:36pm - 196 days What's the right amount of "free"? (34 Posts) - #15
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I shouldn't comment about video, as I don't view them much.

As regards sample galleries.

A cross section of 10 horizontal format images per gallery would be fine.

It would be most representative of the content if the samples span the entire 'story' of the photoset.

The users would then know what format to expect from a subscription to the site.

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01-09-14  04:34pm - 199 days Advanced economics (26 Posts) - #20
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So far as I am concerned, the biggest hit was the change of emphasis.

Inflating the price dramatically just added a few nails to its coffin, so far as I am concerned.

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01-09-14  04:28pm - 199 days myporn.com - first look! (73 Posts) - #18
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Welcome back, CT, my friend.

You have been sorely missed!

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01-09-14  10:01am - 199 days myporn.com - first look! (73 Posts) - #11
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Looks OK.

Smarter & more up to date.

I am interested to see how it will function.

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01-08-14  12:25pm - 200 days Italian Friends on the Bus (155 Posts) - #142
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A young Law student, having failed one of his Law exams,
goes up to his crusty old professor,
who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything
about this subject?"

Professor: "Actually, I probably do.
Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"

Student: "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question.
If you can give me the correct answer,
I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't
give me the correct answer, however,
you'll have to give me an "A".

Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what's the question?"

Student: "What is legal but not logical,
logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "

The professor wracks his famous brain,
but just can't crack the answer.
Finally he gives up and changes the student's
failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student
goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all
afternoon, but still can't get the answer. So finally he calls in a
group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really,
really tough question to answer:
"What is legal but not logical, logical
but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "

To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students
immediately raised their hands.

"All right" says the professor and asks his favourite student to
answer

"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years
old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not
logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical,
but not legal.
And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've
just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical."

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01-06-14  12:09pm - 202 days Why so few female members here? (37 Posts) - #16
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Last I heard of her, she had got into photography.

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01-04-14  01:55pm - 204 days Video player (9 Posts) - #4
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I am not a video guy, but I find Zoom player supports quite a few different formats, even at the free level.

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01-03-14  06:50am - 205 days Advanced economics (26 Posts) - #3
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My take on it is that it should be about quality rather than quantity.

I would be much more willing to repeat a subscription if there are steady quality updates.

That said there isn't a lot of new material in my niche anyway.

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01-01-14  10:37pm - 206 days Can anyone recommend a good picture viewer / manager? (8 Posts) - #7
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If you are looking for something more sophisticated take a look at ACDSee or Zoner.

Both of these are very good.

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12-17-13  10:37pm - 221 days BBC3 documentary about porn use in the UK. (7 Posts) - #4
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Originally Posted by roughcuttv:



IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 WE WILL NEED PERMISSION FROM YOUR PARENT OR GUARDIAN BEFORE DISCUSSING THESE ISSUES. THANK YOU.


Thanks for speaking up so us deaf old farts can hear!
If you are under 18, I don't really think you should be here.

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12-15-13  03:17pm - 224 days Webmasters want to know! (65 Posts) - #56
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I don't mind the occasional zoomed in shot, but really for nearly all the shots, I would prefer to see most / all of the model.

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12-15-13  03:05am - 224 days Americanism, Dialect or Improper Grammar? (30 Posts) - #21
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Languages evolve naturally, but with the coming of worldwide technology, first via global television & latterly especially via the internet, the pace of that change has increased dramatically.

American English has become the primary language of the internet.

I don't see anything wrong with that, or the phonetic way Americans spell.

Some word usages do grate with me, such as 'meet up'; why not just 'meet', like it used to be. It really doesn't need a direction appending to it!

The only thing I can't abide is text speak.

The sooner that gets thrown on the language rubbish tip, the better for me.

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12-12-13  11:25pm - 226 days Vintage porn lovers rejoice! Supreme Court OK's exchanging certain copyrighted material. (4 Posts) - #5
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Another thing worth pointing out is that it would only be valid legislation for the USA.

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12-12-13  10:11am - 227 days Psychology Study!! Please help! (13 Posts) - #5
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There usually is an agenda involved somewhere.

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12-10-13  11:52am - 229 days Striptease - A Poorly Catered for Niche. (260 Posts) - #269
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For those of you who are interested in this genre,Simarimas' current efforts are looking very promising.

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12-10-13  11:47am - 229 days 720p vids are all I need or want (22 Posts) - #10
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Ah, an often discussed subject, Cap'n and both you and I are still left in the dark as to why the Web prefers portrait to landscape. My dream is to own a complete set in landscape only. Those pictures would look wonderful on my wide screen monitor and TV!


Sorry to hijack the thread again.

Try seemetease.com

BTW the review listed is out of date as it has relaunched as a photo based site

The webmaster is a first rate guy who is open to any input on striptease photography.

Whilst most of the outfits might not please you as yet
he has taken on board the horizontal format & exclusively uses it now.

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12-09-13  10:32pm - 229 days 720p vids are all I need or want (22 Posts) - #3
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I agree with biker.

There are few, if any users who would want or even have the facilities to print out a large poster size image.

As long as it fills the screen & looks good & sharp on my monitor, I'm fine with the image size.

On a related note, I fail to see why any shots for web publication are taken in vertical format.
The horizontal format works so much better for widescreen computer monitors.

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12-03-13  02:47pm - 236 days Letter to Santa (38 Posts) - #29
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Hey, guys, I am back and I must say that I missed you even though I looked in practically every day. Now that civility has returned to this forum I simply couldn't stay away any longer. So, anyone up to talking about strip teases and lingerie?

BTW, good post, graymane!


Welcome back, my friend.

I am so pleased to see you post again!

Well, I am still crusading for it!

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12-01-13  02:17pm - 238 days Letter to Santa (38 Posts) - #14
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Don't be daft.

You are the innocent party here, my friend.

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12-01-13  10:01am - 238 days Striptease - A Poorly Catered for Niche. (260 Posts) - #266
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Hey, I know this is a strictly defined niche, but I thought it might at least be popular enough to merit its own classification in listing sites!

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12-01-13  09:58am - 238 days Externals down (18 Posts) - #6
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Sorry about your loss of stash

Try Toshiba.

I have had 4 of them, one being 6 years plus old.

All are ticking along fine.

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11-10-13  02:15pm - 259 days What makes a real man? (49 Posts) - #38
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Been there...Done that....

Kudos to you, for doing that!

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11-10-13  12:07pm - 259 days Need Business Advice (28 Posts) - #18
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I don't think anybody likes their authority, assumed or otherwise, being compromised, Pat.

That said, in any compensation case, I would certainly like him fighting my corner!

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11-08-13  05:36pm - 261 days What makes a real man? (49 Posts) - #24
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Originally Posted by Thedebilman666:


Uh, no Cap'n genius, those are jokes. You know what a joke is, right?


Jokes are funny that thread is just abusive.

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11-08-13  05:35pm - 261 days What makes a real man? (49 Posts) - #23
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Originally Posted by Thedebilman666:


When did I chew your ass out? 'Cause I didn't.


So calling me a ball-less coward doesn't count then?

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