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08-14-15  09:56am - 14 days Hi to all! (8 Posts) - #8
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I would suggest just slapping any info on a new thread here.

Easier for everyone, I would have thought.

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08-14-15  09:53am - 14 days Time for Khan to say Good-bye (18 Posts) - #12
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I for one hope that you continue to drop in, as your input was always welcome.

Even if you won't be wearing your 'Boss' hat.

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07-15-15  04:57pm - 44 days It's time for me to join the party! (14 Posts) - #11
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Nice to hear we are to have someone actively gunning for us, Mike.

That is a welcome & positive development.

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07-14-15  03:39pm - 45 days It's time for me to join the party! (14 Posts) - #6
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Well, it would be remiss of me not to say something here.

Firstly, I would like to thank Khan for his polite, attentive,measured & effective moderation here.
I hope this low key, friendly & civil approach will continue, as it is that in major part that has made the forum what it is. I also hope that he pops back in from time to time, as his input was always valued.

Secondly, I would like to offer a warm welcome to our new Boss, Amanda. I hope that she will enjoy our company & input.
She will need time to get used to our individual idiosyncrasies, preferences, fetishes & obsessions, but I can assure her, we are all mostly harmless, if a little off-beat at times.

Best regards & good luck to all,

TTFN

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07-08-15  04:07pm - 51 days Need glamor/babes photography site recommendations (2 Posts) - #2
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Have you tried the 'Only' sites?

If lack of full nudity isn't a big deal for you, you might find them interesting.

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07-08-15  04:05pm - 51 days Do you see the stigma associated with legitiment porn lessen or worsen? (10 Posts) - #11
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That is very insightful & relevant.

Nice post, TVFR.

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07-08-15  03:56pm - 51 days Striptease - A Poorly Catered for Niche. (263 Posts) - #281
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Well, that does seem to be a glimmer of light at least.

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07-08-15  03:54pm - 51 days I'm baaack ..............maybe! (9 Posts) - #10
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Hang in there, G.

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07-08-15  03:48pm - 51 days It's time to pass the torch. (major announcement) (17 Posts) - #13
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Well, not really a surprise, given the old management's tangental project, which like my friend tangub, really doesn't appeal to me.

I have to say I am quite relieved that this forum especially, will not evaporate into the ether.

I have not posted here much of late, but if there is constructive interest shown by the new management, I will certainly be encouraged to participate more.

I'm hoping things will look up around here soon.

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03-18-15  03:13pm - 163 days Still alive! (38 Posts) - #26
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I am so very pleased & relieved to see this!

A most hearty 'Welcome back' , my friend.

To answer your question, I am sorry to say, I am not aware of anything new in our preferred niche
More is the pity that most of my regular haunts have disappeared of late.

I am taking solace from my extensive archive!

My best wishes to you & yours for improved health.

Once again. Very glad to see you posting.

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03-18-15  03:01pm - 163 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #167
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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.'

Passenger: 'Who?'

Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman.. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.

Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.

Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.'

Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake.

No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.'

Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

Cabbie: Well,......I never actually met Frank, he died and I married his widow

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02-28-15  02:33pm - 181 days Leonard Nimoy Dies at 83 (8 Posts) - #5
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Sad to see the passing of an icon & a genuinely decent, likeable man.

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02-16-15  04:18pm - 193 days Peyronie’s disease (5 Posts) - #5
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Nice to hear from you, my friend.

Sorry to hear of your predicament & I do hope you will be able to get the issue resolved soon, as it sounds uncomfortable at the very least!

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12-31-14  05:11pm - 240 days Happy New Year! (6 Posts) - Original Post - #1
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Happy New Year!

Hoping to see an upturn all round really.

We'll see what it brings.

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12-31-14  05:08pm - 240 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #162
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A man received the following text from his neighbour.

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess..
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home – but
that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my
sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again.”

Bob, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and
without a word, shot his wife.

A few moments later, a second text came in, "Damn and blast all automatic spell checkers!" Sorry Bob, the second sentence should have said ‘your Wifi’."

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12-07-14  11:35pm - 264 days Sorry for my sudden absentee departure, guys . But I had no choice (22 Posts) - #14
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Nice to see you back around, my friend.

CT we know about.

I am still concerned by Messmer's absence though.

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11-06-14  03:32pm - 295 days Do you think ... ? (9 Posts) - #4
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Even if it did, it would only be US based sites.

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10-11-14  05:47pm - 321 days Do you edit picture sets? (13 Posts) - #11
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In the days of limited download speed & storage capacity, I used to edit extensively.

These days I am not so obsessive about it.

If I like the theme of a set, I will download it & perhaps edit at leisure later.

That said I still really prefer a user defined custom zip set function.

Size wise, as long as it looks good on my monitor I am happy.

I don't bother with the really large format download options.

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08-29-14  12:54am - 365 days When age is drying up your creative juices, who'ya gonna call? (16 Posts) - #2
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Don't doubt yourself, G.

Try to focus on the positive & keep on truckin'.

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08-13-14  10:12am - 380 days Lauren Bacall Dies at 89 (6 Posts) - #2
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A sultry icon from a different age passes.

Sad, but I am pleased she graced us with her presence for so long.

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08-07-14  10:00am - 386 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #160
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On a train from London to Manchester to watch the cricket, an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

You English are too stuffy.
You set yourselves apart too much.
You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us?
Look at me. . . I'm ME! . . .
I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood and some Aborigine blood.
What do you say to that?

The Englishman replied, Awfully sporting of your Mother, old chap!

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07-31-14  10:31pm - 393 days Should PU add a thread labelled RIP for good porn sites that have bit the dust? (31 Posts) - #4
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Too depressing a list to consider for me.



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07-24-14  10:57am - 400 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #158
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Two priests decided to go on a Hawaiian vacation.

They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing
anything that would identify them.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some
really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc ...

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and
the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came
walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good
Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and
addressing each of them individually, then she passed on
by .They were both stunned. How in the world did she
know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to
the store and bought even more outrageous outfits ..

These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw
them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs
to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde,
wearing a different coloured topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came
walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, and said

Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk
away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a
minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?'

'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do
you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' She replied,

Father, it's me, --- Sister Kathleen ... '

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07-23-14  10:44am - 401 days Is Porn Losing Its sparkle or Do You Think Its Great These Days (39 Posts) - #30
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Your opinion on this very much depends on your personal preferences.

With the progress of technology, digital video is increasingly the predominant medium focussed upon, & undoubtedly it has come on in leaps & bounds.
Regardless of this, it still really doesn't float my boat, so vast swathes of what is available wasn't,isn't & probably never will be on my radar.

Whilst there are still some sites providing decent photoset material, most appear to see it as an adjunct to the video & it doesn't get anywhere near the amount of care, time & attention in preparation it used to receive.

I do still run one subscription, but that is way down on the average of 4 at a time I used to subscribe to in my 'golden era' of porn, which was 5 - 10 years ago.

Suffice to say, I get plenty of pleasure from my extensive archive that I built up during that time.

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07-22-14  03:18pm - 402 days New MYPORN.COM landing page! Launch date now Q2 2015. (26 Posts) - #23
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Nothing there for me then.

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07-20-14  08:16am - 404 days New MYPORN.COM landing page! Launch date now Q2 2015. (26 Posts) - #12
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It looks like there is nothing there for photo folk.

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05-11-14  10:02am - 474 days So I got into bricklaying to make more money to spend on the ladies. (11 Posts) - #10
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Gerard Hoffnung.

Pure class.

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04-28-14  10:29pm - 487 days Do people who like Cuckolds also enjoy Trannys? (10 Posts) - #4
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No idea.

Neither appeal to me.

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04-05-14  02:50pm - 510 days What sites have provided you with your most watched/viewed videos or pics (8 Posts) - #4
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Mainly it was the ATK Natural & Hairy before it went Bizarre & Hairy & doubled its entry fee!

Also noteworthy mentions to the other ATK sites & Karups.

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03-30-14  10:35pm - 516 days How Old Is This Stuff? (8 Posts) - #5
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Yes, it may be a problem for vid fans.

Seldom an issue for us photo phreaks.

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03-21-14  11:33pm - 525 days What is your system ? (25 Posts) - #3
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1 Windows 7
2 Slimbrowser (IE9 based )
3 No
4 No

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03-16-14  04:11pm - 530 days Striptease - A Poorly Catered for Niche. (263 Posts) - #274
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Me too, my friend.

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03-16-14  04:09pm - 530 days Chapter one: The calm before the storm. And this is not about the weather (25 Posts) - #16
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Well, G, that is sheer iron will & gritty determination you are showing there.

Your body may have more than its fair share of problems, but it seems your spirit is undaunted & resolute.

The power of the mind can do impressive things so try to stay positive, my friend!

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03-14-14  03:29pm - 532 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #157
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A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but
halfway through the semester he has squandered all of his money.

He calls home.

'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is
developing...they actually have a program here in Brisbane that will teach
our dog Ol' Blue how to talk.'

'That's amazing!' his Dad says. 'How do I get Ol' Blue in that
program?'

'Just send him down here with $2,000,' the young jackaroo says, 'I'll
get him in the course.'

So his father sends the dog and $2,000.

About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out.
The boy calls home.
'So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?' his father wants to know.
'Awesome! Dad, he's talking up a storm... But you just won't believe
this. They've had such good results with talking, they've begun to teach the
animals how to read.'

'Read?' exclaims his father. 'No kidding! How do we get Ol' Blue in
that program?'

'Just send $4,500. I'll get him in the class.'

The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of
the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read.

So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his
father is all excited.

'Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to talk with him, and see him
read something!'

'Dad,' the boy says, 'I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back
in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal. Then he suddenly turned to
me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still bonking that little redhead barmaid
at the pub?''

The father groans and whispers, 'I hope you shot that bastard before
he talks to your Mother!'

'I sure did, Dad!'

'That's my boy!'

The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.

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03-05-14  02:54pm - 541 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #156
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The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened Paddy" she asks anxiously.

"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found ? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"

"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation .....

She never got your E-mail!"

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02-09-14  03:54am - 566 days Collector types (12 Posts) - #2
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Definitely niche for me.

Anything taking the lady concerned from fully clothed to naked.

Collection organisation is based per site (source) & then model name.

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02-09-14  03:52am - 566 days A Modest Proposal (16 Posts) - #8
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Originally Posted by messmer:


^Pat's version wins, hands down!


Agreed.

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02-08-14  07:32am - 566 days A Modest Proposal (16 Posts) - #2
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Was it just me, or did I see a theme developing there?

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01-30-14  09:09am - 575 days Italian Friends on the Bus (181 Posts) - #145
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I got into a lift this morning, followed by a rather attractive blonde girl with a large bust.

She said, "Would you press 1?"



I don't remember much else...



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01-28-14  10:39pm - 577 days Thoroughly disgusted! (17 Posts) - #13
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This is such an old problem.

You would think it would be in an ISP's own interests to limit spam from a system loading issue, if not from a business perspective.

They know where the spam is coming from.

Why do they not fine or ban them?

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01-26-14  10:41pm - 579 days Webmasters want to know! (65 Posts) - #66
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Originally Posted by Simarimas:



How do you find most of your porn sites? Is it from a review on PU? Is it from an advertisement you see on another site? Word of mouth? Web search?

Thanks again for the great input and information.


With the exception of word of mouth, all of the above.

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01-26-14  10:39pm - 579 days Webmasters want to know! (65 Posts) - #65
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Originally Posted by messmer:


As usual, I'm with you, Cap'n!

BTW, Idiosyncratic, I know, but I really enjoy pictures where the model is standing, full frontal going from fully dressed to fully nude.


Yes, I like that too.

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01-21-14  03:59pm - 584 days The Way You Get Internet Porn is About to Change (55 Posts) - #32
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As you say it is a complex issue.

The Internet is world wide phenomenon & each country can only impose laws in & on its own jurisdiction.
Whilst it may impact what their compatriots can produce or perhaps even legally view or download, it cannot & never should have a direct global impact unless there is international democratic agreement.
That is never likely to happen.

It is easy to lose sight of that.

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01-21-14  03:39pm - 584 days New faces? (35 Posts) - #30
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Yes, I am sure narcissism is an element.
That said, it could be argued that it bolsters confidence & self esteem.
I am not saying it is right, just showing the other side of the coin.

Personally, I am of the opinion that everything has to be balanced, ying & yang & all that.

Moderation is the key to well being & contentment, not always shooting for the extremes & the unattainable.

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01-18-14  06:06am - 587 days Is it just me .... (17 Posts) - #5
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I think it is more a case of you pick what you consider to be 'best' at the time.

Further down the road, your perceptions may have changed & / or the current crop of models may be more or less appealing than an earlier favourite.

Personally, I like variety.
If I get jaded with any particular model, I just look at a totally different model type & I find that keeps my outlook balanced & less critical.

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01-17-14  05:33am - 588 days I hate that progression .... (11 Posts) - #5
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I am still of the same opinion I was when you last posted on this issue.

I do appreciate you may find it difficult or impossible, but personally, I have no issue in focussing solely on the work at hand.
It is how well the model performs in the current photoset / video that concerns me.
What she does before or after is of no consequence for me &
I would not let it destroy my enjoyment of her.

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01-12-14  10:34pm - 593 days What's the right amount of "free"? (34 Posts) - #23
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Gotta say I disagree with that.

I can't count the number of sites that looked interesting in a small preview, but then consistently failed to deliver the pay off.



If I am going to take a subscription, I need to know the pay off is there.

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01-12-14  12:36pm - 593 days What's the right amount of "free"? (34 Posts) - #15
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I shouldn't comment about video, as I don't view them much.

As regards sample galleries.

A cross section of 10 horizontal format images per gallery would be fine.

It would be most representative of the content if the samples span the entire 'story' of the photoset.

The users would then know what format to expect from a subscription to the site.

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01-09-14  04:34pm - 596 days Advanced economics (26 Posts) - #20
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So far as I am concerned, the biggest hit was the change of emphasis.

Inflating the price dramatically just added a few nails to its coffin, so far as I am concerned.

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01-09-14  04:28pm - 596 days myporn.com - first look! (73 Posts) - #18
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Welcome back, CT, my friend.

You have been sorely missed!

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