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04-30-13  12:20am - 351 days Original Post - #1
graymane (29)
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Unstoppable, Ron Jeremy rises from life-threating health problem to continue doing porn

The news is out, my memes, Ron Jeremy, is revving up for returning to doing some movies, and resume busting the cherries of young ladies begging his services for a chance of breaking into the porn business.
So where's he been? My guess convalescing from a reported two aortic aneurysms: abdominal and thoracic. Enough to almost take this chubby and hairy-bodied porn icon's life....
About what he says: "this really bothers me because I don't smoke, I barely drink, I don't touch drugs. I had none of those horrible habits and I still got this horrendous heart problem: aortic dissection, or aortic aneurysm dissection. In my case, I had two: abdominal and thoracic. Two holes they had to sew up."

But boys and girls, this ain't gonna slow down this guy. His agency still remains inundated with projects screaming for him to star in de-flowering and take all these awaiting beauties on the ride of their lives.


Graymane's History of this aging omnipresent ape, having stolen my erotic fanties, transforming them into his own endless playground of pleasure .... who's yet reprieved to further continue showing up in the clutches of nubile loves I'd almost kill for..... well, it jus' frost my balls.

Forgive me, but I have no love for this guy. Edited on Apr 30, 2013, 12:25am

04-30-13  05:19am - 351 days #2
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Haha... The hedgehog is every normal guy's hero. I think he had some of the best bj scenes ever - Bobbi Bliss, Little Oral Annie and my fav, Janey Robbins. He's out lasted them all and he still keeps on going.

Like a lot of older guys, he is fat and his only work out regimen is doing the pelvic thrust. That alone is enough to kill most normal men.

So - give it up for Ron If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

04-30-13  02:40pm - 350 days #3
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Ron is a legend in his own time! A true neck-lover.

04-30-13  02:55pm - 350 days #4
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Originally Posted by Dracula:


Ron is a legend in his own time!


Ron is a Legend in his own Mind ! LOL

05-01-13  11:52pm - 349 days #5
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Originally Posted by graymane:


About what he says: "this really bothers me because I don't smoke, I barely drink, I don't touch drugs. I had none of those horrible habits and I still got this horrendous heart problem: aortic dissection, or aortic aneurysm dissection. In my case, I had two: abdominal and thoracic. Two holes they had to sew up."


No offense to The Hedgehog, but c'mon! Jeremy is conspicuously overweight--hell, it is part of his trademark look. To say that the two are completely unrelated would surprise me. Genetics could also be playing a part, and the fact that the heart can cause huge problems for people of all ages and levels of health.

But to be honest, I wish he would stay behind the camera. I feel sorry for the young beauties who will inevitably share the screen with him. Of course I feel the same about most guys I see in porn. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

05-02-13  05:29am - 349 days #6
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Ron wasn't always fat.



Thick but flexible (and large) he once was filmed giving himself a blowjob and he was not called the hedgehog for nothing.

JFC - it sounds like I have a man crush on him but really it's just that Ron is an icon in porn. Italian director Mario Selieri has used him in some of his videos which makes him a world wide porn star.

And I guess I don't feel sorry for any "young beauty" playing opposite any male performer because they get paid for it and isn't that really why they are doing it? Besides, if they really didn't want to work with Ron they could just refuse the gig.

That said, his better work for the most part was done early in his career. The only scene I've seen him do within the last ten years I thought was worthy was with Bobbi Bliss in Car Wash Angels and even then he didn't have an easy time with it. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

05-02-13  03:55pm - 348 days #7
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Maybe post-op they'll get Ron on a chicken diet (not that he hasn't been on one already, LOL) or anyway something that can help him loose the excessive fat.

There needs to be a male performer, but us straights prefer to focus on the female. That's hard to do when the male's table muscle starts winning the distance competition with the love muscle. Weird trick cures gullibility!

Hitachi: The way to her hibachi

05-02-13  07:21pm - 348 days #8
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I give Ron a hard time ...... and if you go back to my previous threads I've done about this guy, much of what you'll find are cheap shots about his physical appearance and departure from the ingredients that once made him Numeno-ono amounst porn's greatest.

What really used to bother me, to which I unloaded on him most of my vitriolic arsenal, was seeing this aging, out-of-shape-has-been still immersed in the waiting arms of these tender, hot young damsels ready to bestow upon this salivating creep the ultimate bounty of sexual pleasure. All he wants and can handle.
While I'm watchin' this, all I have are memories and settling only for vicariously putting myself in Ron's place as he commands the luscious smorgas-board of snapping pussies for which is only his to partake.

It was only after I got an awakening post detailing what I already knew but convincingly widening my vision to see the problem was obviously simple envy.
The post went on to explain why I should really be in praise of Ron for how and why he's still in this enviable position.
It turned around my thinking.
And although I'm still knockin' the guy, I'd like to think those thoughts are subtly cloaked anymore with a somewhat sarcastic but sincere admiration.
So Keep on truckin' Ron ...... you're doing exactly what I'd do if given the chance.

05-03-13  01:19pm - 347 days #9
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^ Well Graymane - let me assure you that Ron paid for all the pussy he got, just like any man does - well ok, somebody paid. There is this guy I met from Carolina who makes trips out to California with his little camera and pays to get blowjobs from various porn stars (Chastity Lynn, Lily Lebeau, Jody Taylor, etc). Blow by Blow is his "production company". Cheaply done, all POV, but he paid for his pleasure and has a digital record to boot - - - that he sells. So it's not outside the realm of any of us should we choose to spend our money that way. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

05-03-13  06:20pm - 347 days #10
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


^ Well Graymane - let me assure you that Ron paid for all the pussy he got, just like any man does - well ok, somebody paid. There is this guy I met from Carolina who makes trips out to California with his little camera and pays to get blowjobs from various porn stars (Chastity Lynn, Lily Lebeau, Jody Taylor, etc). Blow by Blow is his "production company". Cheaply done, all POV, but he paid for his pleasure and has a digital record to boot - - - that he sells. So it's not outside the realm of any of us should we choose to spend our money that way.


HMMMMMMMM ????

05-03-13  08:55pm - 347 days #11
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A very interesting and enlightening story you gave us there, JB.
With due respect for our adjoining neighbor, the fine state of North Carolina ..... I've spent a lot of time around people who live there, all of whom's interest rarely go beyond hunting, fishing, farming, seafaring going to church or settling for the simplicity of conventional living.

Sure wish this guy you're describing had crossed paths with me.
A shot at Chastity Lyn ? How can you put a price on that?

05-04-13  04:22pm - 346 days #12
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Ron J worked hard to keep his place in the industry - showing up for every gig, no matter how small his part of it, and I think he got a lot of affection from the female portion of the porn industry by being a nice, funny guy - and he also worked the room at a lot of bachelor parties where porn babes were the entertainment - so he was valued by female porn stars for helping them earn money.

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