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01-22-13  06:20pm - 641 days Original Post - #1
graymane (31)
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Would-be bank-robber and naďve teller ... off topic

Authored by graymane.... cuz there was nothing else to say

Dwayne is a born loser. Can’t keep a job, sponges off his parents, bums cigarettes, and is naturally always broke. That’s not all. Dwayne’s problems are augmented by having illusions of grandeur -- one phase of which he believes himself possessing extraordinary powers .... another being irresistible to women ---a babe-magnet.

Despite the fact he strikes out with gals in bars, amongst friends, and even from girls at his infrequent visits to church, the situation does nothing to alter his self-aggrandizement.
Convinced he was a divine purpose whom the world owed privileged status, he then concluded it was alright to go to any means to get it. The answer was clearly money. Where’s the money? Banks, of, course. How will he part the bank’s money into his hands? Rob the bank, of course.



Leah has had a sheltered life. Coddled and doted-on from birth, home-schooled and prepped by parents to deal with the world outside, this very bright but naďve little lady was about to leave the nest.
Now, nearing her 20th birthday, her parents was instrumental in getting her a job as teller at the local bank.
Leah was bursting with excitement, she hung on every word of her orientation and pledged her undying obedience to protocol.

It was Leah’s first day on the job and she had handled her first twenty customers flawlessly.
Her trainer, now convinced Leah would be OK on her own, departed to her own desk to pick up on the morning issues.
Leah’s window, now open to her share of the morning traffic, finishes business with the few who were in her line, and finds herself for the first time idle.

Wearing a thin open overcoat over a food-stained sport jacket and loose tie, Dwayne strolled into the bank. Walked straight to Leah’s window and greeted her with a big smile ……… Leah returned the smile and, inquired with the bank’s traditional courteousness as to what she can do for the gentleman.
"Just gimmie your money,lady” snarled Dwayne. 'And hurry up with it.”
“Excuse me, sir, replied Leah, 'but are you panhandling?” because if you are I must inform you there’s an ordinance against that and you’ll have to move to the outside, off the street.”
“lady", muffled Dwayne, I have a gun and I’m ready to use it if you don’t move your ass to the register and empty the cash here into this sack.”
“Again, I’m sorry, sir, but you’ll have to refrain from outbursts or that kind of language.”
“Are you listening to me, you dumb-ass broad, grimiest Dwayne….. "I have a gun and I’m about to unload it on you.”

Leah continues …. “and unfortunately there’s nothing I can do about your gun; We don’t buy them here. There’s a pawn shop just around the corner, you might want to try them.”
"Now, if you want money, you first must submit the proper paperwork in order to withdraw it …… do you have a withdrawal slip, or shall I give you one of ours?”

“I’m going to give you a hole in your head if that sack ain’t full in about ten seconds", Dwayne angrily responds.
“you do really need some help with your attitude, sir ….. And it might help to work on your grammar, also. It’s atrocious!”
“What’s that mean? shouts Dwayne.” you callin’ me names, bitch?” an if you got something to say about my gun, you better say it, 'cause it's gonna put you on a slab at the city morgue
“Again, sir, continues Leah, I’m sure you have a nice gun, but we don’t use them here. Our guard, Morgan, has one on his hip; maybe he can use another one ………
“Oh Morgan", Leah directs her call, “may we see you for a minute?”
As the guard approaches the window, only a two second blur can be seen existing the building.
“Awww!” Pouts Leah, as she greets Morgan’s approach. I think I could’ve gotten you a good deal on another gun. But I guess the guy choose to try the pawn shop.

01-24-13  05:48pm - 639 days #2
graymane (31)
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No replies?
Well darned!..... nothing says or gives a better critique of a thread of this nature languishing this long, than brutal inattentive response.
So this is the third bomb on my last three shots at story-telling thats seemingly fallen on its ass.
Guess I'll stick anymore just to porn!

02-07-13  08:07am - 625 days #3
Cybertoad (104)
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Originally Posted by graymane:


No replies?
Well darned!..... nothing says or gives a better critique of a thread of this nature languishing this long, than brutal inattentive response.
So this is the third bomb on my last three shots at story-telling thats seemingly fallen on its ass.
Guess I'll stick anymore just to porn!



Don't feel bad GM I have tried to add culture to the group myself time to time LOL.
Then go hmmmm , ok porn fine lets talk about porn LOL.

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