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01-10-13  07:52am - 621 days Original Post - #1
lk2fireone (194)
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Why do football players have such funny names?

McClain arrested for signature


Oakland Raiders linebacker Rolando McClain, was arrested for a signature he wrote on a ticket after being pulled over by police. Police say McClain was pulled over in Decatur, Ala. because they suspected the tint on his car was too dark. After they gave the citation to him to sign, he wrote on it, F*** y'all, USA Today reported on Jan. 9. He was then taken into custody for giving a false name to police.

Police officials said if he would have just simply signed his real name, he wouldn't have been arrested. After McClain wrote F*** y'all on the ticket, police gave him a chance to sign the ticket again using his actual name. However, McClain gave them the following response,

"That is my name."

McClain told police he was allowed to have the illegal tint due to photosentivity issues, and showed a letter from a doctor. Police said it wasn't valid because the prescription form didn't back up his claims.

Lt. John Crouch said McClain, 23, was arrested and taken into custody at the Decatur City Jail on the misdemeanor and the window tint violation.

He posted a $1,000 cash bail and was released shortly after. He later told Decatur Daily,

ďIím falsely accused of everything. Itís corrupt. Itís terrible.Ē

01-10-13  09:30am - 620 days #2
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When you are up to your knees in shit stop digging deeper!

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01-10-13  09:59am - 620 days #3
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The guy was lucky. Being arrested for giving a false name, and also being cited for having the windows of his automobile tinted too dark, and he is out on $1,000 bail.

The fine for not stopping for a red light is $480 in my town.

So I would guess that the fine for giving a false name to a police office would be much higher than the fine for a simple traffic violation, plus the other charge of the tinted windows.


The football player signed his name as "Fuck y'all", which is Southern dialect for "Fuck you", and then, when asked to sign his real name because the police officer didn't believe "Fuck y'all" was the legal name, the football player said that was his real name.

So I would assume the football player has a real attitude problem, and he got off lightly.

01-10-13  10:01am - 620 days #4
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Evidently, the guy's got issues
http://kimoracochran.com/oakland-raiders...do-mcclain-arrested/ Arguing with some people is like trying to play chess with a pigeon - it knocks the pieces over, shits all over the board, then flies back to its flock to claim victory.

02-06-13  06:30pm - 593 days #5
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Oh I thought this was going to be about the names they
have like:

Dick Butkus
nnamdi asomugha
chris snee
reggie nelson
chansi stuckey
david clowney
oshiomogo atogwe
willis mcgahee
osi umenyiora
paul puzluszny sp?)
yeremiah bell
akin ayodele
channing crowder
haloti ngata
chad ochocinco
tj houshmanzadeh
d'qwell jackson
dallas clark
brandon merriweather
lofa tatupu
julius peppers
plenty more


And dare I say ................................................................................................................................ Dick Trickles .

02-06-13  07:48pm - 593 days #6
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


Oh I thought this was going to be about the names they
have like:

Dick Butkus
nnamdi asomugha
chris snee
reggie nelson
chansi stuckey
david clowney
oshiomogo atogwe
willis mcgahee
osi umenyiora
paul puzluszny sp?)
yeremiah bell
akin ayodele
channing crowder
haloti ngata
chad ochocinco
tj houshmanzadeh
d'qwell jackson
dallas clark
brandon merriweather
lofa tatupu
julius peppers
plenty more


And dare I say ................................................................................................................................ Dick Trickles .


Wasn't Dick Trickle a nascar racer?

Weirdest soccer players names I can think of right now are Marco Boogers and Danny Shittu

02-06-13  08:34pm - 593 days #7
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Everyone wants to be special! What better way than to have a unique name? Although I doubt they had these names going through grade school. A true neck-lover.

02-06-13  09:19pm - 593 days #8
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Most of the names are real. The more exotic names just reflect their heritage.

Haloti Ngata - Tongan descent
Lofa Tatupu - Samoan descent
Osi Umenyiora - Nigerian parents
Oshiomogo Atogwe - Nigerian parents
Paul Posluszny - Polish descent
Tshimanga Biakabutuka - From Zaire
Chris Fuamatu-Ma'Afala - Hawaiian
Obafemi Ayanbadejo - Nigerian father
Chad Ochocinco - legal name change from Johnson in honor of Hispanic Heritage Month and to reflect his uniform number - 85. Since changed back to Johnson.

(Reveen - been to gamefaqs, I see LOL) Arguing with some people is like trying to play chess with a pigeon - it knocks the pieces over, shits all over the board, then flies back to its flock to claim victory.

02-07-13  07:45am - 593 days #9
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I remember growing up Dick Butkus was about as funny as it came. But he was a big guy.
Reminds me of a small Californian town I lived for a short time.
There was a Sargent in this small town and I kid you not.
His name was Officer Head, First Name was Dick.

Yes, You were being pulled over by Officer Dick Head !
I mean how do you get pulled over and not make a traffic violation result in a beating LOL.
Oh come on a cop name Dick Head, thats not fair.

02-07-13  08:08am - 593 days #10
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^ That tops what I thought was the worst name ever. I worked at a plant where one of the guys in management was named Dick Cox. Arguing with some people is like trying to play chess with a pigeon - it knocks the pieces over, shits all over the board, then flies back to its flock to claim victory.

02-07-13  09:16am - 592 days #11
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


^ That tops what I thought was the worst name ever. I worked at a plant where one of the guys in management was named Dick Cox.


I thought people were pulling my leg until I met the guy.
Beyond words was my reaction .

02-07-13  09:36am - 592 days #12
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I used to know a fella by the name of Richard Hunt

Dick Hunt.

Say it quickly a few times.

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02-07-13  09:54am - 592 days #13
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I sometimes wonder about what the parents are thinking when they name their kids. I mean, if your last name is Cox, Hunt or Head, you've got to be really sadistic, really stupid or have a seriously bizarre sense of humor to name your child Richard. Arguing with some people is like trying to play chess with a pigeon - it knocks the pieces over, shits all over the board, then flies back to its flock to claim victory.

02-07-13  10:34am - 592 days #14
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


I sometimes wonder about what the parents are thinking when they name their kids. I mean, if your last name is Cox, Hunt or Head, you've got to be really sadistic, really stupid or have a seriously bizarre sense of humor to name your child Richard.


I think many people do not know what they are doing in that realm of making the correct choice lol.
Not to mention child hood alone would or could scar a child for life.

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