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01-24-13  02:04pm - 582 days #51
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Originally Posted by Reveen:


Hmmm do they also pattern themselves after the Ken doll?


They forgot something when they made Ken. Thank heavens for that because many of us might be rushing off trying to find a good surgeon!

01-24-13  03:53pm - 582 days #52
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01-27-13  01:50pm - 579 days #53
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This past year Julez Ventura ripped a page out of the How To Get Body Ugly With Plastic, by Mya Nicole by enlarging her breasts and lips. One can already see the wrinkles along the outside of these bags. Another sweet soul gone down the highway to ?

If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

01-27-13  06:56pm - 578 days #54
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


This past year Julez Ventura ripped a page out of the How To Get Body Ugly With Plastic, by Mya Nicole by enlarging her breasts and lips. One can already see the wrinkles along the outside of these bags. Another sweet soul gone down the highway to ?


I hate it when models do that to themselves, but I dislike even more all those many, many kids who don't mind looking at fake breasts as long as they are big. Sometimes I get the feeling that they got stuck in their infantile stage.

My suggestion would be a mass deportation to a place without internet access to porn, something like Northern Mali, to give the scales a chance to balance in favor of natural, and then allow them back in when they are grown up enough to appreciate the beauty of men and women just as they were born and just as they are now.

And that "bee stung lips" look suits so few women (Angelina Jolie is one of them) that most actresses and starlets look ridiculous getting it.

Same as I wish they left most plastic surgery with its botox and nose jobs and face tightening where it belongs, in the garbage cans of history as signs of temporary mass insanity besetting the people of the late 20th century and early 21st Century.

Does Mickey Rourke look any better since his beautification, or Kenny Rogers, or Tommy Lee Jones, or Cher, or Joan Rivers or a multitude of others whose skin is now so tight that they can barely speak?

I have seen so many fads come and go during my life time but cosmetic surgery (except for medical reasons) is the worst as far as I am concerned in my not so humble opinion.

01-28-13  03:30am - 578 days #55
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Originally Posted by messmer:


I hate it when models do that to themselves, but I dislike even more all those many, many kids who don't mind looking at fake breasts as long as they are big. Sometimes I get the feeling that they got stuck in their infantile stage.


"Infantile" sounds a little too Freudian for me, but still one way of looking at it. On the other hand, when you say you prefer small(er) breasts in porn, or just don't even object to them in general, you run the risk of being called some sort of pedophile-in-waiting by the truly humorless porn=rape feminist authoritarians who somehow know exactly what's good for us all. Add in that even more popular porn trend, the shaven pussy, and it's as if you've committed the ultimate misogynist thought crime.

You just can't win: fake tits; women are going under the knife for a cruel, patriarchal society. Small tits; you're a predator of pubescent girls everywhere. Shaven pussy; holy fuck, you might as well confess to being a child murderer!

Whatever happened to different strokes for different folks, regardless of whether or not it happens to be really popular at the moment?

Originally Posted by messmer:


And that "bee stung lips" look suits so few women (Angelina Jolie is one of them) that most actresses and starlets look ridiculous getting it.


I recently watched the rather sad documentary After Porn Ends, and it featured a number of former actresses who had the big lip look. It wasn't a pleasant sight, and it seemed to just make them look much more like former porn stars or strippers. All the other women just looked like hot soccer moms.

Maybe I'm just dense when it comes to understanding what a truly beautiful woman looks like but I've never been especially turned on by a woman's facial lips, or conversely turned off if they're "too small." If that's even a thing, which I guess it is since plenty of asshole plastic surgeons seem to be making a living at least partly on making a women's lips look like they were beaten up by a surly boyfriend.

And of course if you're talking about those other lips (the ones I really like! ), then you can also pay a plastic surgeon to trim those down to whatever imaginary standard people have in their head that such things should be. Again, like the facial lip thing, what's the problem with how they were naturally? Breasts are somewhat different--since women can show off/conceal cleavage with clothing--but what guy is drowning in so much pussy he could make a girl think something that intimate is ultimately up to him? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Jan 28, 2013, 03:34am (turboshaft: Spelling)

01-28-13  09:36am - 578 days #56
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Whatever happened to different strokes for different folks, regardless of whether or not it happens to be really popular at the moment?


I find this quote really, really funny in the fact that it's used in response to saying anyone who likes fake breasts must be "stuck in their infantile stage". If that's really what you think, you should preach it all the time, not just when you think it's convenient.

01-28-13  10:09am - 578 days #57
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Originally Posted by hodayathink:


I find this quote really, really funny in the fact that it's used in response to saying anyone who likes fake breasts must be "stuck in their infantile stage". If that's really what you think, you should preach it all the time, not just when you think it's convenient.


Actually turboshaft did not exactly endorse my expression, he only said that it was one way of looking at it. And the few Freudians that are left would agree with me.

01-28-13  11:10am - 578 days #58
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Well, I wasn't exactly speaking out against fake breasts as a whole - I mean, generally they don't appeal to me - Someone like Nicole Aniston certainly was helped out by the surgery - not because of the size but the condition they were in.

My friend Julez on the other hand had already had a C put in prior to the surgery in 2012, so this was just way over the top - and as I said, like Mya Nicole over the top and I always thought she set the standard for unappealing body work.

But the ones that kill me (in the heart) are the ones I liked a lot before they thought it appealing to insert. NOT. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

01-28-13  03:34pm - 578 days #59
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Although I have been into porn for many years, my knowledge base of the subject is obviously lacking compared to some of the members of this forum.

Having said that, I like the Barbie doll look of big firm tits, blonde hair, beautiful faces, tiny waists, flat abs, and perfect asses. In fact, it is only thru porn models that I get to see such hot women, because I am not rich or handsome.

On the flip side, I like legal teens with flat chests and skinny bodies. I can only see such nubile young women through porn.

01-28-13  06:15pm - 577 days #60
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^Which of these turns you on more and does it bother you if a model you discovered with natural breasts decides to get (nomally they are huge) implants?

I prefer models with small breats but I do have a couple of models that have big to very big breasts on my list of favorites but almost none these started their career with natural breasts and then decided to get implants. Most of the models that alter their body tend to lose me as a fan. Not all of them but most. Long live the Brown Coats.

01-28-13  06:45pm - 577 days #61
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Originally Posted by pat362:


^Which of these turns you on more and does it bother you if a model you discovered with natural breasts decides to get (nomally they are huge) implants?

I prefer models with small breats but I do have a couple of models that have big to very big breasts on my list of favorites but almost none these started their career with natural breasts and then decided to get implants. Most of the models that alter their body tend to lose me as a fan. Not all of them but most.


This is exactly how I feel. I love all sizes from very big to bee stung but they have to be natural. It is the unnatural roundness and firmness of surgically altered breasts that is the turn-off.

01-28-13  07:01pm - 577 days #62
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


"Infantile" sounds a little too Freudian for me, but still one way of looking at it. On the other hand, when you say you prefer small(er) breasts in porn, or just don't even object to them in general, you run the risk of being called some sort of pedophile-in-waiting by the truly humorless porn=rape feminist authoritarians who somehow know exactly what's good for us all. Add in that even more popular porn trend, the shaven pussy, and it's as if you've committed the ultimate misogynist thought crime.

You just can't win: fake tits; women are going under the knife for a cruel, patriarchal society. Small tits; you're a predator of pubescent girls everywhere. Shaven pussy; holy fuck, you might as well confess to being a child murderer!

Whatever happened to different strokes for different folks, regardless of whether or not it happens to be really popular at the moment?


Tell the truth I never tied the love of smaller breasts or shaved pubes to latent pedophilia but I know what you mean, someone with an evil mind might just suspect you (one) of that. But at least there is a possible explanation for this preference even though it would be wide of the mark with most.

While I have absolutely no explanation why some prefer two inflated, perfect spheres, shiny and oversized, sticking out from a chest.

In any case, my preference in breasts would be middle aged, medium sized with large nipples, and with a bit of a heavenly sag to them. Maybe I am a bit too much of a realist, maybe I like to build my fantasies on real people and not the glamorized ones, who knows.

01-28-13  07:33pm - 577 days #63
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Tell the truth I never tied the love of smaller breasts or shaved pubes to latent pedophilia but I know what you mean, someone with an evil mind might just suspect you (one) of that. But at least there is a possible explanation for this preference even though it would be wide of the mark with most.


It's usually a bullshit guilt by association argument from the anti-porn howlers: underage girls have no pubic hair, you like women who shave their pubic hair, therefore you actually like underage girls.

WTF?! Some guys shave their junk too, does that mean they're all really seeking some wicked prepubescent fantasy? Sometimes a shaved pussy is just a shaved pussy and not a precrime to indict all men (or women) who happen to enjoy looking at naked women. The moralists can bitch and moan all they want about "proper" sexual desires and tastes but any rational adult can understand the difference between a girl with no pubic hair and one who is grown and decides to shave it off. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

01-28-13  07:50pm - 577 days #64
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Originally Posted by hodayathink:


I find this quote really, really funny in the fact that it's used in response to saying anyone who likes fake breasts must be "stuck in their infantile stage". If that's really what you think, you should preach it all the time, not just when you think it's convenient.

Originally Posted by messmer:

Actually turboshaft did not exactly endorse my expression, he only said that it was one way of looking at it. And the few Freudians that are left would agree with me. [Smile]


Only my first sentence, "Infantile" sounds a little too Freudian for me, but still one way of looking at it. was really a direct response to messmer, the rest was me harping about how those who hate porn can twist people's tastes into something far worse than what they really are. That's why I had the different strokes argument, because people have all kinds of different tastes, and it's hard to make absolute standards, unless of course you're against all porn and then everything's verboten.

I can't remember if messmer has ever made the infantile argument before, or if it was made by someone else somewhere other than the forum, but it seems the PU'ers who prefer unaugmented breasts usually say "I don't like 'em," rather than reiterate their entire argument over and over again.

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On a more general note, for those who like unaltered breasts, do you prefer bigger breasts in general or don't care as long as they're natural? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

01-29-13  10:41am - 577 days #65
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I must be on a Madison Ivy kick today.
Normally for me natural is the way to go. Madison as a Blong and petite was real nice.
But she did a smooth Brunette, Breast enlargement transformation that was to me amazing. She has this new sultry look and is smokin. Before she seemed kinda bubble gum
blonde but cute. But she in my book moved on and fake does not seem to affect her. I am not a plastic fan at all.
But her work was done well and looks natural.
But thats just my take on it.

01-29-13  11:59am - 577 days #66
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


I can't remember if messmer has ever made the infantile argument before, or if it was made by someone else somewhere other than the forum, but it seems the PU'ers who prefer unaugmented breasts usually say "I don't like 'em," rather than reiterate their entire argument over and over again.


No, I don't think I ever mentioned "infantile" anywhere, except that I might have made a sarcastic remark about North American "boys" seeming to prefer big breasts, even augmented ones, as compared to other countries where "regular, natural" is usually the norm.

Originally Posted by turboshaft:


On a more general note, for those who like unaltered breasts, do you prefer bigger breasts in general or don't care as long as they're natural?


As I wrote above my preference would be a "b" or "c" cup with a bit of a sag, but I have collected sets of large breasted women as well. Large or small, breasts are nice as long as they are natural.

01-29-13  12:09pm - 577 days #67
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Originally Posted by messmer:


No, I don't think I ever mentioned "infantile" anywhere,


GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT MESSMER !

01-29-13  12:20pm - 577 days #68
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT MESSMER !


Well, after your friendly invitation at the poll how could I resist, CT?

Seems to be a friendly place. I only hope that my being so opinionated won't rub folks the wrong way once I start posting in earnest.

01-29-13  05:33pm - 576 days #69
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Originally Posted by messmer:


[...]but I have collected sets of large breasted women as well.


For some reason this reminds me of Mitt Romney's "binders full of women" comment last year. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

01-29-13  06:16pm - 576 days #70
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


For some reason this reminds me of Mitt Romney's "binders full of women" comment last year.


Puh-lease, do not in any way associate me with Mitt! I guess I should have written PICTURE sets of large breasted women. Boy, you are as sharp as a tack, turbo .. won't let me get away with anything!

Well, my excuse is that English is my second language, what's Mitt's??

01-29-13  06:41pm - 576 days #71
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Sorry about comparing you to the Mittbot, his comment was just the first thing that came to my mind.

Originally Posted by messmer:


Well, my excuse is that English is my second language, what's Mitt's??


He's your typical politician dipshit who never seems to be able to fully grasp the sheer offensiveness of whatever dumbass comment is coming out his mouth at the moment.

Granted, I have said and continue to say plenty of stupid, totally offensive things--just check the forum --but I've never uttered hot air on the scale of things like that women binders comment, or self-deportation, or taken a verbal shit on 47% of voters because I see them as a bunch of entitled freeloaders.

What about Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas then? He's been accused of being obsessed with porn and having a thing for large breasted women. Just kidding! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

01-30-13  06:13pm - 575 days #72
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^I don't like to defend him but he was probably one of the better ones out of the possible people who were interested in the job. Mind you that isn't saying much. The good news (if you're a Democrat) is that the Republicans have probably already lost the 2016 elections and they haven't even started campaigning. Long live the Brown Coats.

01-31-13  08:27am - 575 days #73
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I like Lily Lebeau's breasts ... and her throat. Both are natural.



My previous comment is to keep your minds on the breast theme. I'm kind of sick of hearing about politics after this past year's inundation. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

01-31-13  11:09am - 575 days #74
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


I like Lily Lebeau's breasts ... and her throat. Both are natural.


My previous comment is to keep your minds on the breast theme. I'm kind of sick of hearing about politics after this past year's inundation.




One on my favorites

01-31-13  11:30am - 575 days #75
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


I like Lily Lebeau's breasts ... and her throat. Both are natural.



My previous comment is to keep your minds on the breast theme. I'm kind of sick of hearing about politics after this past year's inundation.


Thanks, jb, for getting us back on the right track. If I had to talk about perfect breasts it would be Lily Lebeau's. Too bad I no longer subscribe to Naughty America because I never paid attention to her. Is she present on any other site?

01-31-13  12:45pm - 575 days #76
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Thanks, jb, for getting us back on the right track. If I had to talk about perfect breasts it would be Lily Lebeau's. Too bad I no longer subscribe to Naughty America because I never paid attention to her. Is she present on any other site?


Elegant Angel for one, there is a real nice LZ workout scene she does as soon as my time expires there I am doing a review.

01-31-13  03:29pm - 575 days #77
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Reality Kings (nice scene at Mike's Apt), Evil Angel, Brazzers Network, 1By Day, Club Sandy, New Sensations, Only Blowjobs, Porn Pros, Kinks.com .... She's been busy her four years in the biz and gotten better as time has gone by. My fav of course is her performance in Sloppy Heads 4. Outstanding.

Another set of outstanding breasts belong to Vicki Chase -



I just bought a scene from FryTV that was produced by Elegant Angel called Latin Booty that was outstanding for me. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

01-31-13  04:07pm - 575 days #78
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Originally Posted by pat362:

"...the Republicans have probably already lost the 2016 elections and they haven't even started campaigning."


I wonder what shape we'll be in by 2016. How many more people will be out of work once they're done giving rights to the illegals?

I keep thinking I should be learning Chinese... Arguing with some people is like trying to play chess with a pigeon - it knocks the pieces over, shits all over the board, then flies back to its flock to claim victory.

01-31-13  04:09pm - 575 days #79
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Elegant Angel for one, there is a real nice LZ workout scene she does as soon as my time expires there I am doing a review.


Thanks, CT!

01-31-13  04:13pm - 575 days #80
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Reality Kings (nice scene at Mike's Apt), Evil Angel, Brazzers Network, 1By Day, Club Sandy, New Sensations, Only Blowjobs, Porn Pros, Kinks.com .... She's been busy her four years in the biz and gotten better as time has gone by. My fav of course is her performance in Sloppy Heads 4. Outstanding.

Another set of outstanding breasts belong to Vicki Chase -



I just bought a scene from FryTV that was produced by Elegant Angel called Latin Booty that was outstanding for me.


Thanks for the tip, JB. Vicky's breasts look great but I must say that Lily's come as close to perfection (in my eyes) as any I have ever had the pleasure to see! There's that little sag to them I am always talking about!

01-31-13  06:23pm - 574 days #81
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I also like Lily's breast but they are all natural so she doesn't really belong in a thread dedicated to fake ones but thanks for the pics. It helps us go through the bad ones.

P.S: Have any of you guys seen Lily's more recent hair cut? Long live the Brown Coats.

01-31-13  06:43pm - 574 days #82
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I love the way you guys talk about the fine points of breast architecture! True porn experts and a breath of fresh air...

01-31-13  07:49pm - 574 days #83
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Originally Posted by pat362:


I also like Lily's breast but they are all natural so she doesn't really belong in a thread dedicated to fake ones but thanks for the pics. It helps us go through the bad ones.

P.S: Have any of you guys seen Lily's more recent hair cut?


She shaved her head. Honestly, it's just hair, it will grow back, and as far as I know she actually hasn't even shot a scene since she cut it.

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I've seen several models with shaved heads recently - I figure it's one of two things - they donated it to charity or they have nits they needed to treat.

Lily might have done it to remove this color:

If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!
Edited on Jan 31, 2013, 11:10pm

01-31-13  11:47pm - 574 days #85
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


I've seen several models with shaved heads recently - I figure it's one of two things - they donated it to charity or they have nits they needed to treat.

Lily might have done it to remove this color:




She said that was one of the reasons, too. Actually, she said she did the blue knowing that she was going to cut if off afterwards.

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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


I wonder what shape we'll be in by 2016. How many more people will be out of work once they're done giving rights to the illegals?

I keep thinking I should be learning Chinese...


I think it is not hard regardless of what side one is on to realize this is not Camelot, and things are either going sharply one way or the other very quickly. We are not going to slide along on this one I think sadly the days as we know them are numbered..

No back to the breast appreciation topic

02-01-13  07:07am - 574 days #87
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She said that was one of the reasons, too. Actually, she said she did the blue knowing that she was going to cut if off afterwards.


I would not even think they were the same person
accept from the neck down

02-01-13  04:41pm - 573 days #88
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


I wonder what shape we'll be in by 2016. How many more people will be out of work once they're done giving rights to the illegals?

I keep thinking I should be learning Chinese...


What people will be out work exactly? Below-minimum wage landscapers and day laborers?

I'd be way more worried about companies moving their production overseas than simply giving jobs to illegals.

Calm blue ocean, RB, calm blue ocean. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

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Originally Posted by pat362:


I also like Lily's breast but they are all natural so she doesn't really belong in a thread dedicated to fake ones but thanks for the pics. It helps us go through the bad ones.

P.S: Have any of you guys seen Lily's more recent hair cut?


I don't think I'd even heard of Lily Labeau until this thread--which should tell you something about how much I really know about porn--but I found this photo of her with her shaved head from her Twitter feed.

It's not a terrible look, but I think it's reminder of how not all women should go about imitating the hairstyles of Sigourney Weaver or Demi Moore (both of whom did so for what were basically masculine roles, BTW). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

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^The one thing you can say about her new look is that she is still really beautiful even with the almost bald look. Not many women can say the same. Long live the Brown Coats.

02-01-13  08:36pm - 573 days #91
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


I wonder what shape we'll be in by 2016. How many more people will be out of work once they're done giving rights to the illegals?

I keep thinking I should be learning Chinese...


The humorous part of this comment is that we all were illegals at one time in our history. Besides, I've always heard the US was a melting pot. With open borders (relatively) it will continue to melt like bar of chocolate left in the sun. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

02-02-13  12:02am - 573 days #92
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As long as we're sharing great breasts in this thread, I'm gonna share April O'Neil:


02-02-13  08:22am - 573 days #93
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As long as we're sharing fake humor in this thread, I'm gonna share some new emoticons appropriate to this thread:



And since it's the Saturday funny page:

If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

02-02-13  10:08am - 573 days #94
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^Thank You Very Much. Poor Eric. He should have picke something less painful like Hitchcock. Long live the Brown Coats.

02-02-13  01:24pm - 573 days #95
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While I would not normally be turned on by bald porn stars or other women for that matter, I realize that it says a lot if you find some attractive sans the hair. Hair tends to frame a face adding to that attraction. Plus we've been conditioned to make it a part of our measure of attractiveness. So having a great attractive face is kind of a kudos for those who choose the bald pallet.



It should be noted that when I went Googling for a photo to use, regardless of how I phrase the query, it kept bringing up more bald pussy than heads. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

02-02-13  06:09pm - 572 days #96
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#JessieRogers

02-03-13  08:49am - 572 days #97
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^ You wouldn't be the first to feel that them kids with perky tits pissed us off! It seems to happen just about every week. I think they should get a financial adviser before getting a plastic surgeon. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

02-03-13  06:14pm - 571 days #98
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^Truer words were never spoken because if most porn girls had a financial adviser who was in charge of their money then they could actually hope to get in, make some quick cash and then get out with a nice nest egg. Mind you that would make it impossible for them to buy crap they could never have afforded in the past and which they don't need like expensive clothes and what not's.

As it is. Your average porn girl gets into porn with the idea that she will make hundreds of thousands of dollars in a very short amount of time. That was the case 5 years ago but even then girls made a lot of money but they just as quickly spent it and sooner or later started using drugs and alcohol which made the money go away even faster.
Now girls can hope to make 20,000$ to maybe 30,000$ but they will have to be open to almost anything to make that kind of money. The old glamour, solo. g/g and basic b/g stuff isn't enough anymore to make decent money. Long live the Brown Coats.

02-03-13  11:11pm - 571 days #99
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Now girls can hope to make 20,000$ to maybe 30,000$ but they will have to be open to almost anything to make that kind of money. The old glamour, solo. g/g and basic b/g stuff isn't enough anymore to make decent money.


20 to 30 thousand a year? I don't think so, not for a new girl who is attractive. With going rates for scenes, it would only take about 35-45 b/g scenes (using the Kink.com rate of 700-900 per scene minus the 10-20% cut your agent takes) to get into that range, and a new girl can generally get that many scenes in about 3-4 months (at 4 months, that's only a little above two scenes a week), not to mention any other solo or photoshoot work they might get. And, if you are, say, Mia Malkova, you can probably make a good 100-150K in your first year if you play your cards right. The truth of that matter is that while it isn't a high paying job (or as much of a high paying job as it used to be), for many of the girls it pays better than most jobs they would have gotten with their level of education and prior work history (especially the younger ones).

02-04-13  05:08pm - 570 days #100
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Just to add to how fucked up it is - fake breasts and injected lips we're talking here - the first model that came to my attention which bugged me is Angelina Valentine. Here are some photos with a comparison with Cote de Pablo who plays Ziva on NCIS.


Back in the day - 2007



Is Cote de Pablo her doppelganger?


Seriously, what the fuck? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!
Edited on Feb 05, 2013, 09:39am

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