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02-20-14  10:48am - 159 days #155
RagingBuddhist (63)
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Registered: Jan 23, '07
Originally Posted by Khan:


"A nurse is giving a sponge bath to a woman in a coma..."

^^^ That's fucked up. LOVED it! Arguing with some people is like trying to play chess with a pigeon - it knocks the pieces over, shits all over the board, then flies back to its flock to claim victory.

03-05-14  02:54pm - 146 days #156
Capn (28)
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Location: Near the Beer!
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened Paddy" she asks anxiously.

"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found ? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"

"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation .....

She never got your E-mail!"

Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award
Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award
( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/
Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder!

03-14-14  03:29pm - 137 days #157
Capn (28)
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Location: Near the Beer!
A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but
halfway through the semester he has squandered all of his money.

He calls home.

'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is
developing...they actually have a program here in Brisbane that will teach
our dog Ol' Blue how to talk.'

'That's amazing!' his Dad says. 'How do I get Ol' Blue in that
program?'

'Just send him down here with $2,000,' the young jackaroo says, 'I'll
get him in the course.'

So his father sends the dog and $2,000.

About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out.
The boy calls home.
'So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?' his father wants to know.
'Awesome! Dad, he's talking up a storm... But you just won't believe
this. They've had such good results with talking, they've begun to teach the
animals how to read.'

'Read?' exclaims his father. 'No kidding! How do we get Ol' Blue in
that program?'

'Just send $4,500. I'll get him in the class.'

The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of
the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read.

So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his
father is all excited.

'Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to talk with him, and see him
read something!'

'Dad,' the boy says, 'I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back
in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal. Then he suddenly turned to
me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still bonking that little redhead barmaid
at the pub?''

The father groans and whispers, 'I hope you shot that bastard before
he talks to your Mother!'

'I sure did, Dad!'

'That's my boy!'

The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.

Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award
Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award
( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/
Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder!

07-24-14  10:57am - 5 days #158
Capn (28)
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Location: Near the Beer!
Two priests decided to go on a Hawaiian vacation.

They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing
anything that would identify them.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some
really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc ...

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and
the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came
walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good
Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and
addressing each of them individually, then she passed on
by .They were both stunned. How in the world did she
know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to
the store and bought even more outrageous outfits ..

These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw
them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs
to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde,
wearing a different coloured topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came
walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, and said

Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk
away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a
minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?'

'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do
you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' She replied,

Father, it's me, --- Sister Kathleen ... '

Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award
Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award
( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/
Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder!

07-25-14  05:31am - 4 days #159
graymane (31)
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Posts: 1,323
Registered: Feb 20, '10
Location: Virginia
Horse walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

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